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Benjamin Atreyu
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Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:05:22 GMT -5

Post by Benjamin Atreyu on Jun 1, 2012 15:05:22 GMT -5

@been_Jammin

"What's addicted to pain killers, has an IQ lower than 30, and hurts all over?...Waylon Cash after last weeks Slam!"

"What two people claim they've never heard of Waylon Cash?...His disappointed parents!"

"What does it take to make Waylon wet his pants in fear?...not much!"

"Whats worse than these jokes?...Waylon Cash in the ring!"

"Let us not talk falsely now..."
W/37 - L/22 - D/1
US Title (x1), Tag Title (x2)
4X Wrestler Of The Week
7X RP Of The Week
7X Match of the Week

Jeff Purse Main Eventer @thefuturejeffp Posts: 4,712	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:16:13 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jeff Purse on Jun 1, 2012 15:16:13 GMT -5 @thefuturejeffp "Eh, I have heard better." "Whats the difference between Benjamin Atreyu and a hooker?" "Hookers don't suck for free!"
	Last Edit: Jun 1, 2012 15:17:11 GMT -5 by Jeff Purse 2x WCF Champion WCF Hardcore Champion 2x WCF TV Champion WCF US Champion WCF Tag Champ w/Nightrider WCF Trios Champ with Jay Omega and Alex Richards War IX winner 5x RP of the week

FPV Main Eventer @frankthetank180 KING OF THE DEATHMATCH Posts: 2,381	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:17:07 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FPV on Jun 1, 2012 15:17:07 GMT -5 FPV "Ooooooooh! #Burn"
	2x World Champion 2x Peoples Champion 2x US champion 2x Tag Team Champion 1x Television Champion 1x Final Destination Holder 1X King of the Deathmatch 25x Match OTW 10x Wrestler OTW 6x RP OTW 2016 TV Champ OTY

Benjamin Atreyu Mid-Carder Breaking Radio Silence Posts: 761	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:21:55 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Benjamin Atreyu on Jun 1, 2012 15:21:55 GMT -5 @been_Jammin @thefuturejeffp Don't you have more titles to steal or more teams to hide behind?
	"Let us not talk falsely now..." W/37 - L/22 - D/1 US Title (x1), Tag Title (x2) 4X Wrestler Of The Week 7X RP Of The Week 7X Match of the Week

The Polar Phantasm Main Eventer "...I always end up going bigger than I expected to." -KP#20 Posts: 2,459	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:36:11 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jun 1, 2012 15:36:11 GMT -5 @icebergsix Why would we hide jokes like that? Purse is well qualified to be my opener. What's red, white and blue and finally respectable? #WCFUSTitle
	(Thanks for saving mah sig, Rabbi Rabid!) =========== "There's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory." -Optimus Prime

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:44:47 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2012 15:44:47 GMT -5 @hellbilly_Joker Make all the jokes you want, @beenjammin. I'll do my talking at Slam. #BeAfraid

Benjamin Atreyu Mid-Carder Breaking Radio Silence Posts: 761	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:45:27 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Benjamin Atreyu on Jun 1, 2012 15:45:27 GMT -5 @been_Jammin @icebergsix There can be no respect for a title in the hands of a thief. #WastheGreatestUSChamp
	"Let us not talk falsely now..." W/37 - L/22 - D/1 US Title (x1), Tag Title (x2) 4X Wrestler Of The Week 7X RP Of The Week 7X Match of the Week

The Polar Phantasm Main Eventer "...I always end up going bigger than I expected to." -KP#20 Posts: 2,459	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:49:14 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jun 1, 2012 15:49:14 GMT -5 @icebergsix Since when did YOU become D-Day? #ohshitson
	(Thanks for saving mah sig, Rabbi Rabid!) =========== "There's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory." -Optimus Prime

Jeff Purse Main Eventer @thefuturejeffp Posts: 4,712	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:51:46 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jeff Purse on Jun 1, 2012 15:51:46 GMT -5 @thefuturejeffp "I didn't know that holding the belt for one month and 5 days constituted a "great" run. Shoot, I am fixing to beat that record no sweat."
	2x WCF Champion WCF Hardcore Champion 2x WCF TV Champion WCF US Champion WCF Tag Champ w/Nightrider WCF Trios Champ with Jay Omega and Alex Richards War IX winner 5x RP of the week

FPV Main Eventer @frankthetank180 KING OF THE DEATHMATCH Posts: 2,381	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:53:17 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FPV on Jun 1, 2012 15:53:17 GMT -5 FPV "@icebergsix Who beat D-Day to win the US Title? This mofo right here. Who made D-Day quit the WCF? This mofo right here. #CareerKiller"
	2x World Champion 2x Peoples Champion 2x US champion 2x Tag Team Champion 1x Television Champion 1x Final Destination Holder 1X King of the Deathmatch 25x Match OTW 10x Wrestler OTW 6x RP OTW 2016 TV Champ OTY

Jeff Purse
Main Eventer

@thefuturejeffp

Posts: 4,712

Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:56:02 GMT -5

Post by Jeff Purse on Jun 1, 2012 15:56:02 GMT -5

@thefuturejeffp

"Furthermore, I am better then you @been_jammin, so is @iceburgsix, and @hellbilly_Joker. You can beat Roy Speede, big deal" #notapromisingcareeraccomplishment #Atreyu=crybaby #Atreyuusestoomanyhashtags #morelikeFutureBigmacFlipperInc.

2x WCF Champion
WCF Hardcore Champion
2x WCF TV Champion
WCF US Champion
WCF Tag Champ w/Nightrider
WCF Trios Champ with Jay Omega and Alex Richards
War IX winner
5x RP of the week

FPV Main Eventer @frankthetank180 KING OF THE DEATHMATCH Posts: 2,381	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:57:02 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FPV on Jun 1, 2012 15:57:02 GMT -5 FPV "@thefuturejeffp Holy shit dude, calm down with all the angry hashtagging. Jeezums."
	2x World Champion 2x Peoples Champion 2x US champion 2x Tag Team Champion 1x Television Champion 1x Final Destination Holder 1X King of the Deathmatch 25x Match OTW 10x Wrestler OTW 6x RP OTW 2016 TV Champ OTY

Benjamin Atreyu Mid-Carder Breaking Radio Silence Posts: 761	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:57:37 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Benjamin Atreyu on Jun 1, 2012 15:57:37 GMT -5 @been_Jammin @thefuturejeffp Trust me, boy. If it was just me and you one-one-one, I'd still be holding that title. Keep your nose in Kid's ass and see where it gets you.
	"Let us not talk falsely now..." W/37 - L/22 - D/1 US Title (x1), Tag Title (x2) 4X Wrestler Of The Week 7X RP Of The Week 7X Match of the Week

Jeff Purse Main Eventer @thefuturejeffp Posts: 4,712	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:57:37 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jeff Purse on Jun 1, 2012 15:57:37 GMT -5 @thefuturejeffp FPV I am typing this for old time sake, when we used to go back and forth on twitter. #upyours.
	2x WCF Champion WCF Hardcore Champion 2x WCF TV Champion WCF US Champion WCF Tag Champ w/Nightrider WCF Trios Champ with Jay Omega and Alex Richards War IX winner 5x RP of the week

Jeff Purse
Main Eventer

@thefuturejeffp

Posts: 4,712

Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 15:58:32 GMT -5

Post by Jeff Purse on Jun 1, 2012 15:58:32 GMT -5

Jun 1, 2012 15:57:37 GMT -5 Benjamin Atreyu said:

@been_Jammin

@thefuturejeffp Trust me, boy. If it was just me and you one-one-one, I'd still be holding that title. Keep your nose in Kid's ass and see where it gets you.

@thefuturejeffp

"Lets do it then. Anytime any place you wanker." #britishinsultsrule

2x WCF Champion
WCF Hardcore Champion
2x WCF TV Champion
WCF US Champion
WCF Tag Champ w/Nightrider
WCF Trios Champ with Jay Omega and Alex Richards
War IX winner
5x RP of the week

Benjamin Atreyu Mid-Carder Breaking Radio Silence Posts: 761	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 16:00:11 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Benjamin Atreyu on Jun 1, 2012 16:00:11 GMT -5 @been_Jammin @thefuturejeffp I've got more important business to take care of at the moment, but I promise you, that title will be around my waist soon enough.
	"Let us not talk falsely now..." W/37 - L/22 - D/1 US Title (x1), Tag Title (x2) 4X Wrestler Of The Week 7X RP Of The Week 7X Match of the Week

FPV Main Eventer @frankthetank180 KING OF THE DEATHMATCH Posts: 2,381	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 16:00:13 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FPV on Jun 1, 2012 16:00:13 GMT -5 FPV "@thefuturejeffp I pray for the day you crash on your motorbike and have to give up wrestling because your spinal colums been broken into 20 different pieces."
	2x World Champion 2x Peoples Champion 2x US champion 2x Tag Team Champion 1x Television Champion 1x Final Destination Holder 1X King of the Deathmatch 25x Match OTW 10x Wrestler OTW 6x RP OTW 2016 TV Champ OTY

The Polar Phantasm Main Eventer "...I always end up going bigger than I expected to." -KP#20 Posts: 2,459	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 17:46:04 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jun 1, 2012 17:46:04 GMT -5 @icebergsix FPV Watch yourself, Frank. Jeff Purse is no joke... and even if he was, you wouldn't like the punchline. @thefuturejeffp Heh. Did you see what I did there? #comedyfeed
	(Thanks for saving mah sig, Rabbi Rabid!) =========== "There's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory." -Optimus Prime

Jeff Purse
Main Eventer

@thefuturejeffp

Posts: 4,712

Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 18:02:55 GMT -5

Post by Jeff Purse on Jun 1, 2012 18:02:55 GMT -5

@thefuturejeffp

@iceburgsix: yeah that shit was clever. Internet five.

@been_jamming: who says you just get a shot. You have to earn that shit. #howdoesitfeeltosuck

FPV: you want a motorcycle to take me out? Cool dude. #cantdoityourself

2x WCF Champion
WCF Hardcore Champion
2x WCF TV Champion
WCF US Champion
WCF Tag Champ w/Nightrider
WCF Trios Champ with Jay Omega and Alex Richards
War IX winner
5x RP of the week

Benjamin Atreyu Mid-Carder Breaking Radio Silence Posts: 761	Twitter comedy hour! Jun 1, 2012 18:29:31 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Benjamin Atreyu on Jun 1, 2012 18:29:31 GMT -5 @been_Jammin @thefuturejeffp As ridiculous as it is to have to earn a shot at MY title, fine. In the eyes of the company, I will earn my shot. #GodGivenGreatness
	"Let us not talk falsely now..." W/37 - L/22 - D/1 US Title (x1), Tag Title (x2) 4X Wrestler Of The Week 7X RP Of The Week 7X Match of the Week

John Gable: Hey, Seth. I won't pretend to know what is going on but if you ever see this. I would just like to ask if you could at least grant access to the RP boards. I really like reading old RPs. They mean a lot to me. I put a lot of work into them. Jun 8, 2020 13:47:58 GMT -5

John Gable: And there is a friend I have been wanting to show them to because they want to read them as well. So, it would mean a lot to me that, if you see this, you could open of the RP boards again just so I could see it. If it isn't any trouble. Jun 8, 2020 13:48:58 GMT -5

Stuart Slane: Are the Results Archives gone? I clicked the link on the WCFWrestling.com page and nothing came up but a Proboards ad. Dec 16, 2020 16:19:05 GMT -5