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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2012 13:52:46 GMT -5
@worldtour69'
I'm in your head bro. I'm in your head, you got steak knives in your ass and jelousy worming its way around in your blood. Come sunday, you're not going to obliterate me. ou're not going to whoop my ass or take my title. What you will do is cry. Becvause thats all it seems you're capable of doing.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2012 13:54:12 GMT -5
@worldtour69'
So why don't you go kiss and make up with Roy Speede, that way you two #Boudles can get back to doing before, which is nothing because thats exactly what you are.
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Post by FPV on Apr 5, 2012 13:54:40 GMT -5
@superfpv "@worldtour69' Again, I reiterate, I WOULD RATHER SHOVE STEAK KNIFES UP MY GODDAMNED ASS THEN HAVE TO SUFFER WATCHING ONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED PROMOS. YOUR PROMOS ARE THE WRESTLING EQUIVALENT OF ANYTHING EVER WRITTEN BY STEAPHANIE MEYER, YOU HAVE THE PERSONALITY OF A 12-MONTH OLD CUP OF COFFEE LEFT OUT IN THE SUN, YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE TO THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FEDERATION, AND GOD HELP ME I WILL FUCKING OBLITERATE YOUR PATHETIC ASS INTO A SMOLDERING PILE OF RUBBLE. FUCK. YOU." "@worldtour69' Also, you smell funny." @worldtour69' Unlike you, Stephaine Meyer entertain millions of people and made millions of dollars. I'd rather be her then YOU. @superfpv "@worldtour69' You didn't just say that. TELL ME...you didn't just say that!" "THAT'S IT! You fucking disgrace! I. WILL. FUCKING. MURDER. YOU! YOU FUCKING PRAISED STEAPHANIE MEYERS! JUST WAIT UNTIL I FUCKING STAB YOU IN THE HEART WITH A SYRINGE OF FUCKING COBRA VENOM, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK STEAPHANIE MEYERS! I HOPE BOTH OF YOU DIE IN A FIERY CRASH IN YOUR GODDAMNED TOUR BUS, WHILE DRINKING EACH OTHERS BLOOD! YOU. FUCKING. TRASH! #ANGRYHASHTAG" |
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Post by FPV on Apr 5, 2012 13:56:02 GMT -5
@superfpv
"@worldtour69' You make me fucking sick."
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2012 13:56:32 GMT -5
@worldtour69'
Did she steal your male on male Roy speede, FPV fantasy? Is that why he looks like the guy from Twilight? Did she steal your plan? funny thing is, she makes more girls wet in ten pages then you'll have made in ten years.
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Post by FPV on Apr 5, 2012 13:58:00 GMT -5
@superfpv
"@worldtour69' That's it, hand in your man card, leave your balls in the glove compartment, you are now officially a woman."
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2012 13:59:42 GMT -5
@superfpv "@worldtour69' You make me fucking sick." @worldtour69' you ad the rest of WCF. We've been over this. I'm more important then you. I have a historic WCF title run to my credit. You have what the critics call Z Mac Jelousy... and some deeply rooted homoerotic issues involving mythological creatres. |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2012 14:01:58 GMT -5
@superfpv "@worldtour69' That's it, hand in your man card, leave your balls in the glove compartment, you are now officially a woman." @worldtour69' My balls? you're the one upset because some chick got rich off of your homo erotic ideas. |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2012 14:04:03 GMT -5
@worldtour69'
Go and tell your daddy " sorry" for not being the man he always hoped you'd be. Then go put on your mothas moo-moo and frolic around the house with your three inches tucked between your legs. Because you're such a fuckin flamming bitch.
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Post by FPV on Apr 5, 2012 14:04:07 GMT -5
@superfpv
"@worldtour69' If I were gay, I'd have come out the closet a LOOONG time ago. But I'm not. Not so sure about you though."
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2012 14:06:38 GMT -5
@worldtour69'
BOO HOO. Stephanie Meyer stole my idea. BOO HOO Roy Speede left me BBOO HOO I'm not a champion anymore. BOO HOO Zombie McMorris is gonna bet me up. FPV, dude. Get over it. True facts of life. All you can do now is go back home and write that autobiography or does that include sparkling vampires too ?
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Post by FPV on Apr 5, 2012 14:09:48 GMT -5
@superfpv
"@worldtour69' My autobiography has nothing to do with this weeks match. But I know what I'll add in the final chapter. #ahem."
"And after I had humiliated Zombie McMorris into giving up his internet title, I went out to find the fucker who produced him. It didn't take me long to find the father. I proceeded to shoot him twelve times with my two .44 magnums. The end."
"#applause"
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Post by FPV on Apr 5, 2012 14:13:46 GMT -5
@superfpv
"@worldtour69' How can you even imagine beating me. You have the wrestling skills of Adam Young...fuck, the only reason that you HAVE THAT BELT is because you were fighting Adam Youngs cousin, Tek, and a conspiriacy theorist. #notalent"
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2012 14:13:55 GMT -5
@worldtour69'
.. and then Roy Speede came into your window and wisked you away to your little cottage in the woods where you lived out your days as beauty and the beast.
THEN you woke up to jizz stain on your pillow because that was the best wet dream possible. Alass FPV, those are just dreams, as much as you want it to be reality, they are just your sad attempts at fan fiction fantasy.
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Post by FPV on Apr 5, 2012 14:16:42 GMT -5
@superfpv
"@worldtour69' You wanna' talk about reality, a'ight, let's talk about reality. The reality of this situation is that everybody hates you, even your own parents. And Sunday, I'm gonna fucking take that belt from you and put it around a more deserving waist."
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2012 14:21:58 GMT -5
@superfpv "@worldtour69' You wanna' talk about reality, a'ight, let's talk about reality. The reality of this situation is that everybody hates you, even your own parents. And Sunday, I'm gonna fucking take that belt from you and put it around a more deserving waist." @worldtour69' #Royspeedetheboudle is NOT a more deserving waist. as much as you want to undress him and lather him up with hot oils and get it all in his mero faggot hair cut. Dude, stop trying to invlove me in your little fantsy. If metro wear wolfs like speede and faggot vampires didn't get your fantsay over, adding Z Mac ain't gonna help. Cuz the reality is that I come along and curb stomp the both of ya's for thinking you can compare to me |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2012 14:23:23 GMT -5
@worldtour69'
Remember: Theres no stopping the Zombie apocolypse and theres no surviving one either.
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Post by FPV on Apr 5, 2012 14:24:47 GMT -5
@superfpv
"@worldtour69' Ask that to me after I attach a katana to a chainsaw and mutilate you and every single one of your kind. #improvisedweapons"
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2012 14:27:53 GMT -5
@worldtour69'
#inprovisedweapons = #ineffectiveinsults
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Apr 5, 2012 14:28:57 GMT -5
@worldtour69'
Man, FPV, you're just like a bloody vag. ragging all over the place with no signs of stopping.
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