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Post by Doc Henry on Apr 18, 2013 19:51:50 GMT -5
@southernrogue
Go get 'me Jay... Lay into them with a Louisville Sligger like only a son of Philly can do!
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2013 22:58:26 GMT -5
 Jay Price?@jayfuckingpriceFinally touched down in Tokyo and am ready to get down to business. From here I'll be off to China to get more venues booked. #WorldFuckingTourBaby Jay Price?@jayfuckingpriceAlso, I just found out that Japan has black market Sethcretary action figures. Comes complete with French Maid outfit and Kung Fu jerk-off action. #InTheStatesByXmas |
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2013 23:02:45 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
Leave it to Japan to come up with shit like that. Are they in vending machines? #SethcretaryActionFigure=Fail #JapanSellsEverythingInVendingMachines
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2013 23:14:20 GMT -5
Jay Price?@jayfuckingprice@ericprice I'm not sure if they have them in vending machines, although it's quite possible. I happened to see a guy standing on the street trying to give the damn things away but no one seemed interested. Jay Price?@jayfuckingpriceWhich, if you think about it, is quite hilarious. In a country that makes porn where cartoon schoolgirls are raped by octopuses and soiled panties are sold in vending machines, a Sethcretary doll can't be given away. #OneUglyLady
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2013 22:58:19 GMT -5
Jay Price?@jayfuckingpriceDue to an......incident.....when WCF comes to Japan I'll apparently need to fill out some paperwork in advance before they let me back in their country. In my defense, I didn't know you weren't allowed to send a hooker to the Prime Minister's office. #NoSenseOfHumor Jay Price?@jayfuckingpriceIn other news, I've been in China now for about two hours. No signs of any black market Sethcretary dolls but I've seen quite a few porn films that feature Logan on the cover. Hope Seth enjoys the copy of "Hot Dog Hiders #7" I sent him..
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Post by Hotdog Mascot on May 4, 2013 2:05:37 GMT -5
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@jayfuckinprice I WANT A COPY.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2013 22:33:29 GMT -5
Jay Price?@jayfuckingpriceWho in the hell gave @hdm back his Twitter account? I thought we had that shit locked down so we wouldn't be subjugated to his nonsense! Jay Price?@jayfuckingpriceWhile my Pantheon associates deal with that, I can inform the rest of you that things went just fine in China, no incidents like Japan. Well...okay there was just one but it wasn't anything too bad. #MustKillReporters Jay Price?@jayfuckingpriceWas planning on heading back in time for Slam but fuck it, Pantheon can handle #TheThreeAsskateers just fine by themselves. I'll be sure to send you guys a little something special from Amsterdam in recognition of your victory.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2013 23:38:18 GMT -5
Jay Price?@jayfuckingpriceDoritos Locos Nacho Cheese Taco + Doritos Locos Cool Ranch Taco = #Inceptaco
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2013 22:02:19 GMT -5
Jay Price?@jayfuckingpriceFuck EPPW and fuck @ericprice. Always going to be a WCF'r at heart but I'm having nothing to do with what @ericprice has planned. #FreeAgent
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2013 22:27:22 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
That's good, I don't want you in my company Jay Price. You're nothing but talentless, worthless crap anyway. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out if you choose to leave. I will give you a week to think it over though. Let me know at Slam if you decide to stay or leave. #JayPriceCanLeaveIfHeWants #EricPriceisFair
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2013 22:36:50 GMT -5
Jay Price?@jayfuckingpriceI'm still the CFO Eric and if you want me gone you better be ready to open up your checkbook and buy me out. Otherwise, you can blow it out your ass. #EricsPissPoorWrestling
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2013 22:39:03 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
Oh it's very simple, if you show up next week, that tells me you want your job. If you don't, then you're in breach of contract and will be immediately terminated. Choice is yours. #EricPriceIsFair
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2013 22:52:50 GMT -5
Jay Price?@jayfuckingpriceCome on Eric, be the smart businessman you play on TV. Do you really think I'd allow myself to be that vulnerable? Go ahead, terminate my contract as a wrestler until you're blue in the face. But as long as I continue to do my duties as the CFO, you can't do a damn thing to me. And at last check, I don't need to be anywhere near the arena to do those duties.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2013 22:54:24 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
Here's what you don't get Jay, as new owner, I get to determine what your duties as CFO are and if that means you have to show up every week to the arena at 4:33 AM dressed in a clown suit, then that's what you're going to do to meet your end of the contract. See ... as your boss and yes, let me remind you that I am your boss, I approve your job description, I approve your job duties, and I determine what you will be doing for the company. Keep that in mind. #JayPriceHasFlawedLogic #EricPrice>JayPrice
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2013 23:03:29 GMT -5
Jay Price?@jayfuckingpriceYou know Eric, you raise some valid points. And with that said allow me to hereby announce both my resignation as the CFO of the EPPW, formally known as the WCF, any my resignation as a wrestler. If there's anyone that, like myself, has any stock invested into this company, I'd advise you to sell as quickly as possible before you lose it all. In conclusion, fuck you Eric Price.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2013 23:08:24 GMT -5
@ EricPrice
Goodbye Jay Price ... I'd say I miss you but well ... that's just not true. #GoodRiddanceToJayPrice #EricPriceIsFairLeadership
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2013 23:00:27 GMT -5
@jayprice
Just fucked a stripper in a helicopter while a chimp filmed us from the pilot's seat. No worries, the Hollywood people told us that he does it all the time.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2013 23:01:30 GMT -5
@jayprice
Filming that is. Don't even ask me how the fuck a chimp learned to pilot a helicopter. #NoFucksGiven #RichAsFuck #ProbablyDrunk
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2013 21:55:07 GMT -5
@jayprice
Is it considered rape if the drunk girl that's giving you head passes out while your dick is still in her mouth?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2013 22:26:53 GMT -5
@jayprice
Adios WCF. #ThisIsNoDrill
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