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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2012 22:42:12 GMT -5
(@jayfuckingprice)
Well a bit of news. I thought that a match like this was worthy of some sort of prize, but @sethlerch has refused to put anything on the line. So as a middle finger to him, I went out and got this match, and this match alone, sponsorship for the sole purpose of getting a prize.
(@jayfuckingprice)
It was a lot of hard work because apparently most businesses are against the hardcore, bloodbath style. Something about it being un-family friendly I guess. So please, let's all thank our match sponsor....Subway! The winner of the match will receive a certificate good for free subs for a month. Subway, Eat Fresh.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Feb 15, 2012 22:50:44 GMT -5
@worldtour69'
Free motha fuckin Subway? For a month? Oh its fuckin on bitchs!
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Post by Speede on Feb 15, 2012 23:23:37 GMT -5
@royspeede:
"Wait, that's all I'll gain by risking my ass in a bloodbath against you shitheads? Fuck it, I was gonna do this so I could kill FPV. The rest of you all I don't give two shits about. I'll pass."
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Feb 15, 2012 23:28:16 GMT -5
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Who the fuck invited the queer bear? Was it Jay Price? OHH now I'm really gonna shit kick his teeth down his face hole and out his ass hole
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2012 23:36:58 GMT -5
WCF.com received the following e-mail from Jay Price earlier today:
"I got the people talking when I announced that this was going to be a COHOF match, but part of me knows that not everyone knows just what horrors await the participants of this match. Make no mistake, a former Hardcore Icon may have created this match, but here in WCF we never do things the way everyone else does. We do them better.
Picture this, if you will. One side of the ring will have a steel wall, much like the type you see enclosing the ring during a steel cage match. A steel chain will run from this wall to each of the corners opposite of it and connect to a pole that stretches 5 feet above the top turnbuckle, forming a V over the ring. From these chains will hang weapons of all sorts...nightsticks, steel pipes, broom handles, chairs and anything else your twisted mind could imagine using to inflict pain. There will also be a variety of weapons hanging from the steel wall itself, which of course, can always be used as a weapon of choice. And finally, at ringside, will be plenty of tables for use. As for rules, there are none. Falls count anywhere and you win by pin or submission.
Sounds easy right? Ha. Let's be honest, there's been two, count em' two, COHOF matches in the storied history of WCF. I was in both of them. In fact, I won both of them. And as it stands, I'm the only one that's experienced what this match can do to a man. It will test your will, your conscious and most importantly, it will test your psyche. No man can go into a match like this, a match so brutal and violent, and walk out still 100% sane. So I warn those of you already signed up to make sure you know what you're doing. Because once that bell rings, you will truly understand the phrase "hell on earth".
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Feb 17, 2012 0:07:44 GMT -5
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Create history, whoop some ass and free subway? I'd be insane not do it.
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Post by Oblivion on Feb 17, 2012 0:51:10 GMT -5
*Oblivion drools*
Kick some teeth in and free Subway? Lucky bastards. No not for the Subway food. For the simple fact that Oblivion already HAS a match! Gravedigger WILL be relieved of his bodily fluids, heart, and some undetermined amount of his large and small intestines. Once that has been accomplished, who ever won and has in their position a sub from Subway, their shit is gonna get got!! Either way, Oblivion will have that Subway!!
;D
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Feb 17, 2012 1:02:48 GMT -5
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Don't blame ya. I'd whoop my own ass for some subway. Get used to dissapointments though bitch cuz ain't nobody takin my motha fuckin sandwich
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Post by Tim on Feb 17, 2012 3:01:17 GMT -5
@xtremefear
Come at me bro!
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Feb 17, 2012 13:44:15 GMT -5
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Hall, I'mma whoop you like you owe me a motha fuckin sandwich! Ya own motha won't recognize you after the vicious curb stompin i give you.
#Kissmydouche
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Post by Tim on Feb 17, 2012 19:57:57 GMT -5
@xtremefear
As I said before, come at me bro! You won't know what kind of beating I'm gonna give you.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2012 22:39:00 GMT -5
WCF.com posted the following earlier today:
"For the last few days the internet has been abuzz over the open challenge laid down by Jay Price for Timebomb. A Clockwork Orange House Of Fun Match, the most diabolical of all matches, open to anyone on the roster that has yet to be put in a match. Thus far only Joel Hall and Zombie McMorris have answered the call, and now we've learned that a deadline has been put in place for anyone else wanting in on the mayhem: Sunday @ 6pm EST. Still no word on how many people can get involved, but one has to wonder how many people want to be part of the "chaos of all chaos". We will make sure to keep you updated on all news concerning Timebomb and the COHOF Match as it becomes available."
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Feb 18, 2012 1:35:06 GMT -5
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Theres nothing to speculate. Speculation is for haters and yuppies. The CO Match is all about puttin boots to motha fuckin asses! After this I'll be sending Hall back to chink town in a fucking body bag.
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Post by Tim on Feb 18, 2012 5:16:16 GMT -5
@xtremefear
That's pretty funny. For a deadman called "Zombie McMorris", you're all bark and no bite. Shut your mouth and know your role!
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Post by Kyle on Feb 18, 2012 8:56:40 GMT -5
(@nvl)
Personally I don't care for this match, but my friend Vlad wants his time to shine in WCF. Where do I sign up?
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Post by Corey Black on Feb 19, 2012 10:49:09 GMT -5
(@cdeath)
I fucking love Subway... but I have better shit to do, apparently. /shrug #LOLWCF
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Post by dangerousdon on Feb 19, 2012 11:50:11 GMT -5
I just happen to have an opening for Timebomb and I couldn't call myself The Dangerous One if I let an opportunity like this pass me up! I could give 2 shits about the sandwich, I just want to hurt someone! I'll sign up for that match. Chamber of Horrors sounds like a walk in the park. Lets do this!
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