Post by Night Rider on Feb 18, 2012 2:14:07 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Is this what you really wanted[/glow]
Angel Fyre and Night Rider could smell it as soon as they stepped onto the elevator. The odor about knocked them on their asses but it was too late. The door had already closed and the elevator was moving.
Night Rider: Man that shit really stinks. I'm sorry I just can't keep quiet any longer.
Angel Fyre: Come on Night Rider. Take it easy.
The woman turned around and gave both of them a look like she wanted to kill them.
Woman: Excuse me? How rude!
Angel Fyre: Rude? Rude! Bitch, Rude is trying to cover up the stench from your fat smelly ass with a ton of perfume!
Night Rider: Your damn right! How the hell is anyone supposed to breath with that stench in the air? I've smelled farts that weren't as bad as that!
Woman: Well, I never!
Angel Fyre: Bitch, Fuck with me and you never will either!
At that moment the elevator stopped and the door opened. The woman rushed out of the elevator like she was running from the cops.
Angel Fyre: That bitch is lucky she got off then! Why the hell does it have to be on the top floor anyway?
Night Rider: For privacy and for sending and receiving signals. The station has it's towers on the roof. Up this high they can pick up a better signal for their feeds. You can still smell that nasty shit in here. Hell I bet she took a bath in the shit! Anyway, Here we are.
They made it to the top floor and dangerous Don met them at the elevator. He turned away and grabbed his nose as the door opened.
Angel Fyre: Don't look at us like that. We didn't do that. It was this fat bitch who smelled like she took a bath in perfume to cover up her sweat.
Dangerous Don: Oh yeah, That's Fat Sweaty Betty! Believe it or not, The woman is loaded and actually owns part of this radio station. Your right though. She stinks! I don't think she knows what a shower is! Chesty LaRue told me about her.
Angel Fyre: Where is Chesty anyway? We are going shopping while you all take care of what you need to do.
Night Rider: That's alright, You keep spending it and we'll keep making it. You girls have fun. We have some business to take care of.
Dangerous Don and Night Rider made their way into the studio as Chesty LaRue joined Angel Fyre, Taking another elevator on the other side of the one they had been on. Richard Cranium motioned for the two to sit down as he finished up with a caller on his show. After he hung up the phone he turned towards The Dangerous One and Night Rider.
Richard Cranium: Well Ladies and Gentlemen, Our special guests have showed up in the studio. Here they are, Part of the Angels of Death Stable, Night Rider and Dangerous Don DeBeers. First off I want to thank the two of you for showing up. I know you have been busy preparing for your match at Slam on Sunday.
Night Rider: It's always good to come in and chat with you Dick Head! As far as Slam. This match shouldn't even be taking place at all!
Richard Cranium: I can see that our five second delay will come in handy tonight. Why shouldn't this match be taking place?
Night Rider: Because Oblivion and I are a part of the Angels of Death together. But because Sethy Poo hasn't gotten any pussy lately he figures he will get his jollies by having Oblivion and I fight each other.
Dangerous Don: Hell man, We all know what he is up to anyway. He thinks he can cause trouble internally and bring down The Angels of Death!
Richard Cranium: So he is trying the old divide and conquer routine? Why would he do that?
Night Rider: Because he is afraid of the AoD! He knows that we are a threat to his security, MS-13. He thinks that by putting us in this match will weaken us. The truth is though Sethy Poo. this match will only make us stronger because we will learn each others moves and consistencies even more. Making us even more dangerous when you put us together.
Richard Cranium: So I guess you can say that Seth Lerch's plan is going to backfire on him?
Night Rider: Backfire hell! It's going to blow up right in his face! I sure hope that he and Gravedigger are at ringside because I want them to get a real good look at what they are going to be going up against!
Richard Cranium: Speaking about your match. What are your thoughts about your opponent? Will it be difficult fighting a member of your own Stable?
Night Rider: I look at it like this Richard. It's a match just like any other. I don't like it but I have to honor my contract. I can't come out here and talk about how Oblivion sucks or how he is this or that. I can't because if any of that were true he wouldn't be a member of the AoD! Oblivion is one tough competitor and I know that I will be in for one hell of a fight! I know that my opponent will give it everything he has and won't quit! I am going to have to be at the top of my game in order to beat Oblivion!
Richard Cranium: A lot of my callers have been wondering who the leader of the Angels of Death is?
Dangerous Don: The truth is Richard, There is no real Leader of the AoD. Each and every one of us is just as important as the other. That is why we are able to work together so well, And why there is no jealousy in our group. We are the Angels of Death and that is all that matters!
Richard Cranium: Any final words about your upcoming match?
Night Rider: There was a time when you were required to go through an initiation before you were allowed to join a certain group. That way they could see what you are made of and how tough you are. I am going to look at this match like that. I will be giving everything I have and taking the battle to Oblivion. I want to make sure that he is as tough as I think he is! Then when we are finished you better believe that Sethy Poo and his gangsters are going to have to answer for what they have done. They may have thought that making this match was a good ideal at one time. By the time it's all said and done they will be regretting it!
Richard Cranium: That folks will bring this weeks show to a close. Tune in next week when we will be discussing the upcoming WCF pay per view TimeBomb!
Angel Fyre and Night Rider could smell it as soon as they stepped onto the elevator. The odor about knocked them on their asses but it was too late. The door had already closed and the elevator was moving.
Night Rider: Man that shit really stinks. I'm sorry I just can't keep quiet any longer.
Angel Fyre: Come on Night Rider. Take it easy.
The woman turned around and gave both of them a look like she wanted to kill them.
Woman: Excuse me? How rude!
Angel Fyre: Rude? Rude! Bitch, Rude is trying to cover up the stench from your fat smelly ass with a ton of perfume!
Night Rider: Your damn right! How the hell is anyone supposed to breath with that stench in the air? I've smelled farts that weren't as bad as that!
Woman: Well, I never!
Angel Fyre: Bitch, Fuck with me and you never will either!
At that moment the elevator stopped and the door opened. The woman rushed out of the elevator like she was running from the cops.
Angel Fyre: That bitch is lucky she got off then! Why the hell does it have to be on the top floor anyway?
Night Rider: For privacy and for sending and receiving signals. The station has it's towers on the roof. Up this high they can pick up a better signal for their feeds. You can still smell that nasty shit in here. Hell I bet she took a bath in the shit! Anyway, Here we are.
They made it to the top floor and dangerous Don met them at the elevator. He turned away and grabbed his nose as the door opened.
Angel Fyre: Don't look at us like that. We didn't do that. It was this fat bitch who smelled like she took a bath in perfume to cover up her sweat.
Dangerous Don: Oh yeah, That's Fat Sweaty Betty! Believe it or not, The woman is loaded and actually owns part of this radio station. Your right though. She stinks! I don't think she knows what a shower is! Chesty LaRue told me about her.
Angel Fyre: Where is Chesty anyway? We are going shopping while you all take care of what you need to do.
Night Rider: That's alright, You keep spending it and we'll keep making it. You girls have fun. We have some business to take care of.
Dangerous Don and Night Rider made their way into the studio as Chesty LaRue joined Angel Fyre, Taking another elevator on the other side of the one they had been on. Richard Cranium motioned for the two to sit down as he finished up with a caller on his show. After he hung up the phone he turned towards The Dangerous One and Night Rider.
Richard Cranium: Well Ladies and Gentlemen, Our special guests have showed up in the studio. Here they are, Part of the Angels of Death Stable, Night Rider and Dangerous Don DeBeers. First off I want to thank the two of you for showing up. I know you have been busy preparing for your match at Slam on Sunday.
Night Rider: It's always good to come in and chat with you Dick Head! As far as Slam. This match shouldn't even be taking place at all!
Richard Cranium: I can see that our five second delay will come in handy tonight. Why shouldn't this match be taking place?
Night Rider: Because Oblivion and I are a part of the Angels of Death together. But because Sethy Poo hasn't gotten any pussy lately he figures he will get his jollies by having Oblivion and I fight each other.
Dangerous Don: Hell man, We all know what he is up to anyway. He thinks he can cause trouble internally and bring down The Angels of Death!
Richard Cranium: So he is trying the old divide and conquer routine? Why would he do that?
Night Rider: Because he is afraid of the AoD! He knows that we are a threat to his security, MS-13. He thinks that by putting us in this match will weaken us. The truth is though Sethy Poo. this match will only make us stronger because we will learn each others moves and consistencies even more. Making us even more dangerous when you put us together.
Richard Cranium: So I guess you can say that Seth Lerch's plan is going to backfire on him?
Night Rider: Backfire hell! It's going to blow up right in his face! I sure hope that he and Gravedigger are at ringside because I want them to get a real good look at what they are going to be going up against!
Richard Cranium: Speaking about your match. What are your thoughts about your opponent? Will it be difficult fighting a member of your own Stable?
Night Rider: I look at it like this Richard. It's a match just like any other. I don't like it but I have to honor my contract. I can't come out here and talk about how Oblivion sucks or how he is this or that. I can't because if any of that were true he wouldn't be a member of the AoD! Oblivion is one tough competitor and I know that I will be in for one hell of a fight! I know that my opponent will give it everything he has and won't quit! I am going to have to be at the top of my game in order to beat Oblivion!
Richard Cranium: A lot of my callers have been wondering who the leader of the Angels of Death is?
Dangerous Don: The truth is Richard, There is no real Leader of the AoD. Each and every one of us is just as important as the other. That is why we are able to work together so well, And why there is no jealousy in our group. We are the Angels of Death and that is all that matters!
Richard Cranium: Any final words about your upcoming match?
Night Rider: There was a time when you were required to go through an initiation before you were allowed to join a certain group. That way they could see what you are made of and how tough you are. I am going to look at this match like that. I will be giving everything I have and taking the battle to Oblivion. I want to make sure that he is as tough as I think he is! Then when we are finished you better believe that Sethy Poo and his gangsters are going to have to answer for what they have done. They may have thought that making this match was a good ideal at one time. By the time it's all said and done they will be regretting it!
Richard Cranium: That folks will bring this weeks show to a close. Tune in next week when we will be discussing the upcoming WCF pay per view TimeBomb!