Post by Zombie DankMorris on Feb 16, 2012 20:49:05 GMT -5
KMDC
Part 4
Shell Station bathroom. Zombie McMorris enters with a box of baby wipes, unzips his fly and stands at the urinal. Bracing himself against the wall with “ the lean,” he spits into it and starts talking over the steady stream of piss against porcelain.
Zombie McMorris: Tell me Jason, in which part of the match was I suppose to fear you? During which part of the match was I to figure you the better man? Was it all of it or just the end? Ya know, the part where I win? Cuz I know it’s the part where you went back to your wife so she could give your nose a handie J. I know what I saw last week; I saw what everyone else seen. You got out smarted by Zombie McMorris. I’d say that it’s ok, it happens all the time but it doesn’t. It just goes to show where you an I are at in terms of that ring, We both shit kicked the piss out of Alex Bankmenship yet Zombie McMorris capitalizes on the moment and takes the match. If you were well on your way to a world title match, you sure as hell ain’t now. Deal with it bitch!
Zombie shakes himself out and takes off his pants before walking over to the sink and taking out a baby wipe.
Regardless of that fact, I have to put up with your punk ass once more and listen to you bury yourself on camera for another week. Come on, bro. I’d love to hear how you’re better then me. I mean, come on bro. Do you take your mannerism from a parrot or some sort of hulked up maniac? There is no comparing us though, you’re right about that. I smell, I’m dirty, I’m the biggest shit talker in the game today but I have substance. You on the other hand nose job; you’re just a cardboard cut out of every other generic fuck on the roster. That’s what I can’t stand about you. You claim you got all this talent and power yet you just got out classed by Zombie Mc-fucking-Morris! Don’t let it keep surprising you though because it’ll happen again an again. Why? Cuz when World Tour 69’ rolls into town, it just rapes face until theres nothing left ‘cept a bloodied fucking neck stump. This Week, World Tour 69’ will be recognized nation wide when I pick up that US title from Frank VAGINA-ble.
See you see that down there? Do you see that?
The camera shakes back and forth. “ No “ as the camera man refuses to pan down past Zombies waist.
Down there is my Tommy Lee Bitch Beater. It sits on top of my balls that are bigger then your fucking head.
Zombie takes the baby wipe starts trying to scrap the dirt and grim out from the crevices of his inner thighs.
See what I’m doin? I’m Getting all the fucking pussy juice of my cock left over by your fucking wife when she called me up the other night, wanting to be with a real man, a fucking winner. Now I got a lot of fucking STD’s so your old lady might want to go get herself checked but the one thing I know she got and you got, was a new fucking Axe Wound. Vagina boy, you paying the fuck attention; you should because I’m cleaning off the stench and the dick rot that comes with dealing with little pussys like you. I don’t know whose fucking worse, you or your queer bear partner over there. Either way Frank, World Tour 69’ is taking this opportunity to go nation wide an infect the entire country with my disease. The disease of not giving a fuck. The motha fuckin Honey Badger.
Zombie takes the same, dick rot infested baby wipes and smears it on his face, letting out a big snort as he clears the snot from his nose.
I hope you were watching Frank, watching how I tore up both Jason an Alex last week. I mean, I saw you pop your knee out but do you think I’m some punk bitch like D-Day? Do you think I’m going to give you time, space, anything? Vagina-ble, I’m gonna ruin you like ohh so many before you. Gonna take out my Tommy Lee Bitch Beater and just knock you the fuck out. Zombie McMorris will personally asure you that you’ll never be able to walk on that leg again. I ain’t takin shit to chance in this match Frank, I’m just gonna straight up punch you in the teeth, watch your little chickletts fly into the front row, beat your ass down and keep you there.
Zombie takes off his shirt and starts rubbing down his chest and pits but keeps talkin anyway.
Not only am I the biggest shit talker in WCF right now, but I’m also the biggest shit kicker an Sunday night I’m stomp the biggest fucking mud hole in your knee and walk it dry with D. Martins. You talked about gangs and killin dudes the last time we saw you, I gotta say- that’s pretty fuckin hardcore but you know nothing about hardcore till Zombie McMorris curb stomps your ass and takes your fucking US title. I’ve done my research an for too long as the US title been held by little pussy’s like you. After this week Vagina-ble, I’ll make sure you stay in that bitch ass tag division where the queer bear can milk your little ass because effective immediately, the US division is where Zombie McMorris and World Tour 69’ will be stopping next. Where the fat chicks are plenty, the coke is free and where faggots like you and the fear get shit kicked from your face hole to your ass hole.
Zombie walks back over to get his pants. Bending over was like watching the moon getting swallowed up by a black hole. He stands back u, slinging his pants over his shoulder. He walks to the door as the camera tries to stay trained above his waist but Zombie hops up, flashing the cameraman and the world a glimpse of his rightly named Tommy Lee Bitch Beater. Zombie smiles and looks at the camera.
And for a moment, you beheld a fleeting glimpse of greatness, of the best damn thing you’ll see in your life and just like that ( snap ) it was gone an I’m not talkin about my dick.
Deuces bitch!
Part 4
Shell Station bathroom. Zombie McMorris enters with a box of baby wipes, unzips his fly and stands at the urinal. Bracing himself against the wall with “ the lean,” he spits into it and starts talking over the steady stream of piss against porcelain.
Zombie McMorris: Tell me Jason, in which part of the match was I suppose to fear you? During which part of the match was I to figure you the better man? Was it all of it or just the end? Ya know, the part where I win? Cuz I know it’s the part where you went back to your wife so she could give your nose a handie J. I know what I saw last week; I saw what everyone else seen. You got out smarted by Zombie McMorris. I’d say that it’s ok, it happens all the time but it doesn’t. It just goes to show where you an I are at in terms of that ring, We both shit kicked the piss out of Alex Bankmenship yet Zombie McMorris capitalizes on the moment and takes the match. If you were well on your way to a world title match, you sure as hell ain’t now. Deal with it bitch!
Zombie shakes himself out and takes off his pants before walking over to the sink and taking out a baby wipe.
Regardless of that fact, I have to put up with your punk ass once more and listen to you bury yourself on camera for another week. Come on, bro. I’d love to hear how you’re better then me. I mean, come on bro. Do you take your mannerism from a parrot or some sort of hulked up maniac? There is no comparing us though, you’re right about that. I smell, I’m dirty, I’m the biggest shit talker in the game today but I have substance. You on the other hand nose job; you’re just a cardboard cut out of every other generic fuck on the roster. That’s what I can’t stand about you. You claim you got all this talent and power yet you just got out classed by Zombie Mc-fucking-Morris! Don’t let it keep surprising you though because it’ll happen again an again. Why? Cuz when World Tour 69’ rolls into town, it just rapes face until theres nothing left ‘cept a bloodied fucking neck stump. This Week, World Tour 69’ will be recognized nation wide when I pick up that US title from Frank VAGINA-ble.
See you see that down there? Do you see that?
The camera shakes back and forth. “ No “ as the camera man refuses to pan down past Zombies waist.
Down there is my Tommy Lee Bitch Beater. It sits on top of my balls that are bigger then your fucking head.
Zombie takes the baby wipe starts trying to scrap the dirt and grim out from the crevices of his inner thighs.
See what I’m doin? I’m Getting all the fucking pussy juice of my cock left over by your fucking wife when she called me up the other night, wanting to be with a real man, a fucking winner. Now I got a lot of fucking STD’s so your old lady might want to go get herself checked but the one thing I know she got and you got, was a new fucking Axe Wound. Vagina boy, you paying the fuck attention; you should because I’m cleaning off the stench and the dick rot that comes with dealing with little pussys like you. I don’t know whose fucking worse, you or your queer bear partner over there. Either way Frank, World Tour 69’ is taking this opportunity to go nation wide an infect the entire country with my disease. The disease of not giving a fuck. The motha fuckin Honey Badger.
Zombie takes the same, dick rot infested baby wipes and smears it on his face, letting out a big snort as he clears the snot from his nose.
I hope you were watching Frank, watching how I tore up both Jason an Alex last week. I mean, I saw you pop your knee out but do you think I’m some punk bitch like D-Day? Do you think I’m going to give you time, space, anything? Vagina-ble, I’m gonna ruin you like ohh so many before you. Gonna take out my Tommy Lee Bitch Beater and just knock you the fuck out. Zombie McMorris will personally asure you that you’ll never be able to walk on that leg again. I ain’t takin shit to chance in this match Frank, I’m just gonna straight up punch you in the teeth, watch your little chickletts fly into the front row, beat your ass down and keep you there.
Zombie takes off his shirt and starts rubbing down his chest and pits but keeps talkin anyway.
Not only am I the biggest shit talker in WCF right now, but I’m also the biggest shit kicker an Sunday night I’m stomp the biggest fucking mud hole in your knee and walk it dry with D. Martins. You talked about gangs and killin dudes the last time we saw you, I gotta say- that’s pretty fuckin hardcore but you know nothing about hardcore till Zombie McMorris curb stomps your ass and takes your fucking US title. I’ve done my research an for too long as the US title been held by little pussy’s like you. After this week Vagina-ble, I’ll make sure you stay in that bitch ass tag division where the queer bear can milk your little ass because effective immediately, the US division is where Zombie McMorris and World Tour 69’ will be stopping next. Where the fat chicks are plenty, the coke is free and where faggots like you and the fear get shit kicked from your face hole to your ass hole.
Zombie walks back over to get his pants. Bending over was like watching the moon getting swallowed up by a black hole. He stands back u, slinging his pants over his shoulder. He walks to the door as the camera tries to stay trained above his waist but Zombie hops up, flashing the cameraman and the world a glimpse of his rightly named Tommy Lee Bitch Beater. Zombie smiles and looks at the camera.
And for a moment, you beheld a fleeting glimpse of greatness, of the best damn thing you’ll see in your life and just like that ( snap ) it was gone an I’m not talkin about my dick.
Deuces bitch!
