A little tea for 2. (RP for 12-19-12 Slam)

[Kendrik "Juggernaut" Masters]

(Zach Davis) "What in the world is going on here?"
(Shannan Lerch) "I have no Idea, what is the significance of the red plush covering on the ring and the table with the tea set on it?"

Just as she asks the question, classical music starts playing. A few moments later, Kendrik Masters dressed in a 3 piece suit emerges from the back and heads down the ramp accompanied by Onnica. Onnica's outfit however is the one who gets all of the attention and a huge pop from the crowd. Her choice of outfit? A revealing maid outfit. She makes no gesture to the audience, nor does Kendrik. They just make their way down to the ring.

(Zach Davis) "What is Kendrik Masters up to now? What is with the get up? And not that I am complaining or anything, but what is with Onnica's outfit?"
(Shannan Lerch) "I..well I have no Idea. Perhaps a really obnoxious attempt at getting attention?"
(Zach Davis) "Well, it seems to have worked."

Kendrik takes the mike and stands in the center of the ring.

"Well judging by my recent encounter with a certain WCF superstar, it seems that I have a little to learn about being refined and sophisticated, So I have decided to take part in a little lesson in refinement and acting as a sophisticated man."

He leans over towards the crowd and shouts at a group of male fans in the front row, in a mocking tone.

"Keep your eyes off my lady you heathens!"

He backs off eying the men before he starts again.

"Now in order to learn how to be sophisticated I have asked for the help of someone who knows sophistication, so with out further adieu.....Timmy, could you come out please?"

The lights lower and "Young Men Dead" by the Black Angels starts to play. Seconds later, a midget dressed in the same type of Armani suit that Tim "The Real Deal" Vegas was wearing before, starts down to the ring. He climbs his way up the stairs and enters the ring. They bow to each other and take a seat at the little table. The crowd is cheering and laughing hysterically.

"Ok Timmy, what is the first lesson?"

In a squeaky midget voice Timmy answers.

(Midget) "Well of course the first thing to do is to sip your tea with your pinky out. If you had any class or intelligence you would know that you have to have your fifth metacarpal bone extended when you sip your tea."

Kendrik pauses, he gives the midget an annoyed look but continues to sip the tea with his pinky finger extended.

"Ahhh very good tea Timmy, now what is next?"

(Midget) "Oh you pathetic Beast! Do you know nothing? When you sip your tea, you must dry your mouth with a napkin."

Kendrik pauses, but this time he addresses him.

"Timmy, I am gonna give you just one more chance to watch your mouth or I am gonna close it permanently."

The midget says nothing but leans back slightly, swallowing hard.

"Now Timmy, what is there left to know about being sophisticated?"

(Midget) "Well you simpleton, you must sip your tea savoring the tea in your mouth, not your face hole."

Kendrik gets up and flips the table, knocking the midget back off his chair. He stalks his slowly playing up the bit. The midget comes at Kendrik and Kendrik simply places his hand on the midgets forehead while the midget swings wildly. The crowd erupts in cheering and laughter yet again.

(Zach Davis) (belly laughs) "Hilarious, I get it! The midget is representative of Tim "The Real Deal" Vegas!"
(Shannan Lerch) (Turns to look at Zach) "Just got that one did ya genius?"

Back in the ring, with Onnica laughing as well, Kendrik decides to end the bit. He directs Onnica to right the table which she does, and as soon as the table is righted Kendrik grabs the midget by the neck and lifts him up, than chokeslams him through the table. The midget is left laying in the middle of the destroyed table. He looks to the back and simply proclaims...

"Your next "Real Deal." And after our match, when you are looking up at the rafters in a daze and wondering what happened, I'll be there to tell you that you just got wrecked by an irresistible force, bitch!"

He drops the mic, and motions for Onnica to come with him. He climbs over the ropes and pulls the middle one down for her to easily exit. Together they make their way up the ramp to cheers of Kendrik...Kendrik from the crowd, and than disappears into the back.

[timvegas]

Vegas walks into the medical treatment center of the WCF to see how little Timmy is doing. Vegas sees little Timmy laying in a medical bed.

Vegas: Hey, you ok?

Timmy just looks over at Vegas, the pain is visible in his face.

Vegas: I got you something.

Vegas snaps his fingers. A woman wearing a skimpy bikini top and short skirt that looks exactly like Onnica enters, but something is different.

Announcer 1: Oh my god is that Onnica?!

Onnica is indeed a fake, but is a prostitute. Timmy's face lightens up. The prostitute Onnica begins rubbing her breasts in Timmy's face.

Vegas: This is the least I could do for you. I'm sorry you had to put up with Kendrick "Roid Rage" Masters.

Timmy is no longer paying attention as his head is in-between prostitute Onnica's breasts, but he still gives a thumbs up.

Vegas turns to the camera.

Vegas: I see what kind of man you are Masters. I'll give it to you, you're a predator, like a lion but a cowardly one. With your size and power you should be the king of the jungle, but you only hunt for mice because everything else can outwit, out smart and out maneuver you.

Vegas looks back at prostitute Onnica and Timmy then back at the camera.

Vegas: A midget... you have to take out a midget. Masters you are a coward, come this Sunday I can't wait to make you tap, and I hope your little Onnica is right there in front of you as you scream in pain.

The prostitue Onnica starts moaning. Vegas looks back at the two and closes the curtain.

Vegas: Masters, I'll tell you another secret. I want to hurt you, I want to make an example of you. Now Masters don't take it personal, I just have years of pinned up frustration. I'm sick of a society where men of your caliber is rewarded, it's only because of your size, you have contributed nothing to society. You're body maybe strong, but your mind is weak and all you do is take. You're just a cancer like the rest of them. And that's what I'm here for Masters, it's not the money, it's not the women, it is so I can legally take out the cancers of society.

Vegas pauses, his despair for society is visible in his eyes.

Vegas: Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

Vegas walks off and we are left seeing the silhouette of prostitute Onnica riding Timmy in the hospital bed.

[Kendrik "Juggernaut" Masters]

The camera moves backstage where a relaxed Kendrik leans back in his chair watching a screen that is playing the Vega's bit. A smile first crosses his face and than a chuckle as the bit finishes. A tall man stands behind him off to the side, his face cannot be seen but he seems to have long hair. On Kendrik's opposite side stands Onnica. He looks up at her and her expression is not as pleasant as Kendrik's.

(Onnica) Are you just going to let him talk about and mimic me like that and sit back here and laugh about it?"

"Oh baby, he is just trying to get back at us for the bit we did earlier. Don't worry, when we are done Sunday you will have your revenge. But for now, were gonna go out and have a little more fun at his expense."

SEVERAL MINUTES LATER..........

The arena gets dark and the intro to No Leaf Clover starts. A single silhouette of Kendrik shows on the curtain at the top of the ramp. Just before the intro ends and the band plays he steps out and when the drums start his fireworks fire off. He is dressed in yet again a 3 piece suit. Onnica, this time more conservatively dressed with a less than happy expression on her face, emerges from the back carrying something.

(Zach Davis) "Well I guess Kendrik is not one to let things just go. What in the world is Onnica carrying to the ring?"

(Shannan Lerch) "Not sure, looks to be some kind of piece of paper."

(Zach Davis) "Oh this outta be good."

The crowd pops as Onnica makes her way down the ramp to the ring. Kendrik climbs the stairs and she hands him the piece of paper which he tosses in the ring. He than sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope for her to easily make her way in as she climbs over the rope she pauses bent over the rope and looks back at the crowd as they give her a huge pop. She climbs the rest of the way in as Kendrik looks on with a smile. When she is in he steps back and climbs over the rope. Once inside he plays to the crowd at each of the sets of ropes as they cheer him on.

(Zach Davis) "Wow, Masters has sure built up a fan base in his short time here."

(Shannan Lerch) "Well its not hard to do when you have a manager or valet like Onnica and your currently embattled with a man that the fans absolutely despise."

Kendrik takes the mic from Kyle and turns to face the ramp. With a smile on his face he addresses the fans.

"You know something, Tim "The Real Deal" Vegas was right. Ya know, maybe I come across a little rough."

"You can be rough with me." can be heard shouted from a woman in the crowd.

"And yeah, perhaps I throw my size and weight around a little too much, which unfortunately is a problem I can't really avoid. But picking on those smaller than me, is just inexcusable.......Oh wait, that too is a little unavoidable."

The crowd pops again at Kendrik's humorous banter.

"What I guess I am trying to say is, yeah perhaps I shouldn't have picked on a midget like that. And to show how sorry I am, I have decided to do something good to make up for it. Maam, could you come down please?"

Kendrik stops for a minute as a older woman in a suit makes her way down to the ring. Kendrik goes over and helps her in the ring, much like he does for Onnica. When she has gotten in the ring. Kendrik addresses the woman.

"Maam I would like to present you this check, to the American Cancer Society, for 10,000 dollars."

He spins the check around and hands it to the woman.

(Zach Davis) "Wait a minute! That check says its from Tim "The Real Deal" Vegas!

(Shannan Lerch) (Laughs) "Yeah, Kendrik might have been a little short on the funds for that kinda check at this point in his career."

The woman shakes his hand with a smile and he helps her out of the ring. She makes her way back with the check in hand, as she waves at the crowd eating the attention up as she goes. When she disappears backstage, he continues.

"You see I felt it necessary to make that donation for Tim, because as you heard, he is so eager to cure the cancers of society."

The Crowd erupts in laughter and cheering at the wise crack. Kendrik looks to Onnica with a smile, which she returns. However when he begins again his face gets serious.

"You see Tim it had to be done that way, because that is the only way you are gonna cure society of us cancers. Were everywhere in this federation, and we are just dying to get a hold of smart mouthed, pathetic no talents like yourself. You spout off about how your gonna make me tap out, how your gonna make an example of me. Boy I've put bigger and badder boys than you to bed at night."

Another crowd pop at his words.

"Come Sunday night your chance will never come. Because once I am done tossing Bankmanship around like a rag doll, I am coming for you. And after I F-5 you not once, but twice for good measure, It will be nighty night time for you as well."

Kendrik drops the mic and he and Onnica make their way out of the ring. This time they play to the crowd, him slapping high fives, and her waving to the crowd.

(Zach Davis) "I am gonna tell ya what. This is one that they for sure will be talking about for sometime in the WCF."

(Shannan Lerch) "Yeah but it remains to be seen who they will be saying was the winner. It is just too tough to predict right now."

[Amazing Alex]

Alex is backstage about to get interviewed.

Interviewer: I am here with the Amazing Alex. Alex you have called for this interview

Alex: Yes I did I just saw one of the worst things every in my life and that way a cross dresser in my ring. Kendrik you bring out Onnica's in a maid outfit how gay is that. Also the tea party is so gay as well what were you thinking, now I am changing my mind. You now never every going to team up with me because rule number 5 on my contracted said no gay people allowed and I see gay written all over you.

Interviewer: What about last week with Real Deal.

Alex: real deal who the hell are you calling real deal

Interviewer: Timvegas the real deal

Alex: I'm the real deal here not same guy who just calls himself that I show everyone in the ring why I'm the real deal.

Interviewer: I thought you were....

Alex: Shut your month and know your role and that is to shut up and keep that mic pointed to me.

Interviewer: that a bit mean

Alex: It doesn't matter what you think. All that matter is that Kendrik gets hes ass kicked for being gay and Timvegas get his ass kicked as well for calling him self real deal when I'm the real deal and also amazing. Now get out of here then you are taken to match of my Carma time. This Sunday It will be a triple threat match Kendrik vs Timvegas vs Amazing Alex and with you two fighting all the time that mean during the match I can just sit back and watch you to take each other out.

Amazing Alex drops the mic and walks away from the Carma

TBC: Kendrik or TimVegas

[timvegas]

The Rocky theme starts to play through out the arena, on the screen visible to the audience we see Vegas walking up the stairs tinkering with his phone. Vegas puts his phone up to his ear and the music lowers.

Announcer 1: Vegas just lost $10,000 I bet that will teach him!

Vegas: I'm sorry Children's Hospital of Philadelphia but I will not be making my annual contribution this year. As you might have heard my $10,000 that I set aside for various charities all went to the American Cancer Society I apologize.

Vegas hangs up, the music comes back up, Vegas goes back to tinkering with his phone and enters the WFC arena. Vegas puts the phone to his ear again, the music lowers again.

Announcer 2: I don't think THAT hurt Vegas, I think what hurt Vegas was that that $10,000 was for multiple charities.

Vegas: I'm sorry University of Alberta but I will not be making my annual contribution this year. As you might have heard my $10,000 that I set aside for various charities all went to the American Cancer Society I apologize.

Announcer 1: See Vegas is a horrible person, he's giving money to Canada! That money should stay in the US of A!

Vegas hangs up his phone again, puts it in his Armani jacket pocket and starts to make his way to the ring side entrance. The Rocky Theme cuts off and "Young Men Dead" by the Black Angels starts to play. Vegas makes his way down to the ring with purpose. Instead of going straight to the ring Vegas goes to the ring announcer, gets his mic, then makes his way over to the ring stairs. Vegas walks by fans that are booing him and trying to touch him. A fan actually touches Vegas shoulder. Vegas violently shrugs him off. Vegas turns to look at the fan and the fan is giving Vegas the middle finger. Vegas shakes his head in shame and makes his way up the stairs. Vegas whips his feet on the mat and enters the ring. The music fades out.

Vegas: Masters, you probably thought that little stunt you pulled was funny.

The crowds pops. Vegas goes to point to the ceiling and the crowd calms down.

Vegas: Obviously you idiots think it is funny as well.

Announcer 1 (laughing): We sure do!

Vegas: Do you realize that you are taking away from children and an actual drug that can cure cancer?!

Announcer 1: Cure cancer?!

Vegas: Mr. Evangelos Michelakis and his colleagues at the University of Alberta have discovered that dichloroacetate, DCA for you morons, can in fact cure cancer. But you Masters have taken away from further funding! You people are sick with your schadenfreude.

Announcer 1: Scha…what?!

Announcer 2: Satisfaction or pleasure felt at someone else's misfortune.

Vegas: Masters you are going to pay for that!

Announcer 1: Looks like Mr. Ph.D has gone over the edge.

Vegas: The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain. Masters, Alex, Bankmanship, whoever else I need to face… you are all going to receive $10,000 worth of physical pain, that will indeed lead to mental anguish.

Vegas takes a deep breath to calm down. Vegas signals to the camera to come closer. Vegas looks directly into the lens, Vegas has a look of tranquility.

Vegas: Masters, remember one thing, I have till the count of five.

Vegas turns away, "Young Men Dead" starts to play. Vegas drops his mic to the mat, makes his way out of the ring and to the back.

[Onnica Synn]

The Cult of Personality starts to play on the overhead.....

(Zach Davis) "Sounds like the Amazing Alex is going to make yet another appearance."

(Shannan Lerch) "I am surprised to see he can even breathe without the use of a ventilator after the last bit he bumbled through, and the insults he slung at Onnica."

Moments later a large man dressed in a super hero costume, complete with a large A on the chest. The man is also wearing a hard protective helmet like one wears on a bike ride. The man seems to be a little slow on the uptake judging by his mannerisms. He climbs into the ring and in a goofy voice says hooray!

The music changes and this time it is Kendrik's theme. Onnica makes her way down to the arena. She climbs into the ring and walks over to the man.

"Well, well, well, What do we have here. What is your name little boy?"

The man nervously shy's away from Onnica but answers.

(Man) "M....m.....my name is A.....a......Amazing Alex!"

He says his name with renewed excitement and than takes a superhero stance. The crowd responds by erupting in laughter and cheering. They know this is yet another Kendrik and Onnica bit.

(Zach Ryder) "Wait! Wait! That guy is to big to be.......that's Kendrik Masters!"

(Shannan Lerch) "To think, you could have been a detective."

"Oh my. Amazing Alex. Why your not the Amazing Alex who was saying bad things about me before are you?"

(Man) "Y...Y...yes ma'am. I am sorry bout that, b...b....but I couldn't help it. I am a whittle bit slow. I ride the short bus ya know!"

"Well that certainly is Amazing, Amazing Alex. But you do know that on Sunday my boyfriend is going to beat you up for being.....well.......not amazing."

(Man) "Y...y...yes ma'am, and that scares me. That's why I had to come out here and say mean things, so that people don't see that I am s...s....so weak."

The crowd erupts in cheering and laughter again.

"Well little Alex, you said mean things but they don't make sense. Now how is it you say such mean things about me, but for the last 5 minutes you haven't been able to keep your eyes off my big boobies? You wanna touch em don't ya?"

A deviant grin crosses her face as she watches him nod yes so hard, his head almost falls off.

(Zach Ryder) "I'm Next!"

(Shannan Lerch) "Ugh!"

"Ok, because your so Amazing, Amazing Alex, I am gonna let you touch them. Now close your eyes and stick out your hands and I'll let you feel them."

She waits for him to eagerly comply. He begins to bounce from foot to foot and slowly rocking back and forth. He sticks his hands out and closes his eyes. His hands make a grabbing motion. The crowd goes ecstatic.

(Zach Ryder) "She's gonna do it! Amazing Alex is gonna get to touch her boobies!"

Onnica walks up slowly and seductively, seconds later she rears her dominant leg back and drives a kick right into his ball bag. The man crumples to the ground like a bag of shit, and assumes a fetal position. Onnica walks to the ropes to face the ramp.

"Amazing Alex, you better be ready, because this is whats coming to you and more Sunday. Your gonna find out who's the Amazing one after my man is done breaking your back and driving your face into the mat."

With that Onnica returns the mic to Kyle Steele, and exits the ring. She smiles as she heads up the ramp and exits to the backroom where she meets up with the mysterious man that was seen with Kendrik just before the last bit. Together, they head to Kendrik's car and they take off.