Post by Zombie DankMorris on Feb 12, 2012 13:12:48 GMT -5
KMDC
Part 2
Zombie struts into the WCF arena, looking like he hasn’t bathed in a week. Disheveled isn’t the word, more like homeless. Walking throughout the arena with a nasty gym bag hanging off hi shoulder he’s approached by Hank Brown.
Hank Brown: Well, well, well. If it isn’t the newest piece if trash to come crawling out of the WCF talent pool. Zombie McMorris, god you stink!
Zombie McMorris: Stink?
Zombie smells his armpit.
Zombie McMorris: This isn’t stink, this is funk. This is the funk of being on the road, doing what you love.
Hank Brown: Rooting in pig shit?
Zombie McMorris: A little bit of that, yeah. Its part that, shameless self promotion and porking the closest fat chick available.
Hank Brown: Well Mr. McMorris, hell, screw the formalities; Zombie. Do you have anything, anything at all constructive to say to your opponents or your ( glup ) poor unfortunate fans. That is to say, if you have any.
Zombie McMorris: My fans out there are the guys that are sick and fucking tired of all these pre Madonna, virgin tight assholes who think because they have some scratch match victory that they are the best thing goin. I’m not gonna sit here and try to convince people that I’m a future world champion, just waiting in the wings. No, absolutely not! I’m here just to whoop some ass. You know it, the fans know it, I know it. You have guys that are walking around groaning on about the same old shit. Guys like Bankmenship, Jason Fear.. Aggressive voice. Then we got guys like The Society who I swear to god, have been in an out of this place more times then I can count. What I can tell you though is that I’m going to be the most hardcore mother fucker in WCF because of guys like that. I can’t wait for this triple threat because I finally get my hands on these two dip shit, fuck ‘tards.
Hank Brown: Well, Neither Fear or Bankmenship have shown their face this week. Its looking like your victory tonight maybe a little one sided. Perhaps they’re just going to take in everything that you say and use it against you? You talked a big game.
Zombie McMorris: I always talk a big game an I go out there to the ring an I have a big match. Zombie McMorris is exactly what you see. If I say I’m going to walk out to that ring and paint brush two punk ass bitches, then that’s exactly what I’m going to do. I’m gonna be that low card equalizer. WCF is going to be where the big boys come to play. The only thing about that is, I’m not here to play. I’m here to stomp out the fungus that’s going to creep up. I’ll take all of them on, from Anderson to Gravedigger. Hell Hank, I’ll take on the entire society and Angels of Death in one big cluster fuck handicap match just to whoop a whole lot of ass and save a whole shit ton of time.
Hank Brown: Ya know, there’s been a lot of completely nuts and certifiable people in WCF but you are, wow.. Something special. You have to be with out a doubt the dumbest somma bitch in WCF.
Zombie McMorris: Hank, Honey Badger don’t care. Tonight is when WCF sees Zombie McMorris debut. Tonight is when they see how reckless I can be. I want the challenge, if you can even call these two a fucking challenge. They’re a fucking joke. Do you know why they haven’t said a damn thing about me yet? Its because they can’t. Its because I’m Zombie McMorris and they know better. They know that I’m gonna take out my Tommy Lee Bitch Beater. They know they’ll be on the receiving end of The World Tour 69’. They know I’m gonna rip them a new axe wound and just erase them from the WCF roster.
Hank Brown: Well assuming you win this week, plans for next week?
Zombie McMorris: The bullshit “ Society.” Each an every one of them. I know there’s a lot of crazy bastards here but I’m that old school, down home, kick your teeth down your throat kinda guy. So after I put away Fear and Bankmenship, the homo Society is next on my list.
Dueces Bitch!
Part 2
Zombie struts into the WCF arena, looking like he hasn’t bathed in a week. Disheveled isn’t the word, more like homeless. Walking throughout the arena with a nasty gym bag hanging off hi shoulder he’s approached by Hank Brown.
Hank Brown: Well, well, well. If it isn’t the newest piece if trash to come crawling out of the WCF talent pool. Zombie McMorris, god you stink!
Zombie McMorris: Stink?
Zombie smells his armpit.
Zombie McMorris: This isn’t stink, this is funk. This is the funk of being on the road, doing what you love.
Hank Brown: Rooting in pig shit?
Zombie McMorris: A little bit of that, yeah. Its part that, shameless self promotion and porking the closest fat chick available.
Hank Brown: Well Mr. McMorris, hell, screw the formalities; Zombie. Do you have anything, anything at all constructive to say to your opponents or your ( glup ) poor unfortunate fans. That is to say, if you have any.
Zombie McMorris: My fans out there are the guys that are sick and fucking tired of all these pre Madonna, virgin tight assholes who think because they have some scratch match victory that they are the best thing goin. I’m not gonna sit here and try to convince people that I’m a future world champion, just waiting in the wings. No, absolutely not! I’m here just to whoop some ass. You know it, the fans know it, I know it. You have guys that are walking around groaning on about the same old shit. Guys like Bankmenship, Jason Fear.. Aggressive voice. Then we got guys like The Society who I swear to god, have been in an out of this place more times then I can count. What I can tell you though is that I’m going to be the most hardcore mother fucker in WCF because of guys like that. I can’t wait for this triple threat because I finally get my hands on these two dip shit, fuck ‘tards.
Hank Brown: Well, Neither Fear or Bankmenship have shown their face this week. Its looking like your victory tonight maybe a little one sided. Perhaps they’re just going to take in everything that you say and use it against you? You talked a big game.
Zombie McMorris: I always talk a big game an I go out there to the ring an I have a big match. Zombie McMorris is exactly what you see. If I say I’m going to walk out to that ring and paint brush two punk ass bitches, then that’s exactly what I’m going to do. I’m gonna be that low card equalizer. WCF is going to be where the big boys come to play. The only thing about that is, I’m not here to play. I’m here to stomp out the fungus that’s going to creep up. I’ll take all of them on, from Anderson to Gravedigger. Hell Hank, I’ll take on the entire society and Angels of Death in one big cluster fuck handicap match just to whoop a whole lot of ass and save a whole shit ton of time.
Hank Brown: Ya know, there’s been a lot of completely nuts and certifiable people in WCF but you are, wow.. Something special. You have to be with out a doubt the dumbest somma bitch in WCF.
Zombie McMorris: Hank, Honey Badger don’t care. Tonight is when WCF sees Zombie McMorris debut. Tonight is when they see how reckless I can be. I want the challenge, if you can even call these two a fucking challenge. They’re a fucking joke. Do you know why they haven’t said a damn thing about me yet? Its because they can’t. Its because I’m Zombie McMorris and they know better. They know that I’m gonna take out my Tommy Lee Bitch Beater. They know they’ll be on the receiving end of The World Tour 69’. They know I’m gonna rip them a new axe wound and just erase them from the WCF roster.
Hank Brown: Well assuming you win this week, plans for next week?
Zombie McMorris: The bullshit “ Society.” Each an every one of them. I know there’s a lot of crazy bastards here but I’m that old school, down home, kick your teeth down your throat kinda guy. So after I put away Fear and Bankmenship, the homo Society is next on my list.
Dueces Bitch!
