Post by Night Rider on Feb 9, 2012 3:49:13 GMT -5
If at first you don't succeed, Fuck it shoot the bitch
A freshly fallen snow covers the ground as they make their way to a clearing up ahead. Night Rider looked out over the field and saw a rabbit dart in from the other side. It seemed to glide across the snow as if it were floating. Suddenly a grey wolf leaps into the clearing cutting off the rabbit. It springs and strikes in one fatal swoop tearing the rabbit to shreds. Blood spatters the snow as the wolf leaps back into the cover of the woods. Leaving nothing but the blood and the snow, Sparkling like rubies and diamonds in the sunlight. Night Rider laughed to himself as he turned to Dangerous Don DeBeers and Angel Fyre behind him. Each of them had full snow gear and backpacks with their equipment. They looked tired from the hike but it would be worth it!
Night Rider: Hey, Dangerous. You have your piece on you don't you? In case that wolf comes back again. That was a pretty good sized rabbit though so it should keep him content for the time being.
Angel Fyre: He sure took that rabbit out quick! That was awesome! Not a whole lot of blood left behind either. He practically ate that thing whole!
Night Rider: Such is the way of nature. Hell, We are all animals! Each and every one of us has a beast hidden inside just begging to come out and play! Some of the lucky few learn how to control their beast and force it to do their will. Others are tortured and tormented by their beasts, Afraid of even a glimpse of it!
Dangerous Don DeBeers: They are afraid to let it out because they know IT will control them. They can't handle not being in control of their own destiny! Like that rabbit, They end up becoming the prey!
Night Rider: Kind of like TEK and the society! They took the bait right off just like we knew they would!
Dangerous Don: Now they are going to end up paying the price! How did you know they would fall for it?
Night Rider: We are animals right? We are also creatures of habit. You be nice and throw a few nice words out there for bait and the enemy takes it as a sign of weakness. Lulling them into a false sense of security.
Angel Fyre: You sure know TEK don't you?
Night Rider: Do I ever! I mean, Come on. The guy stunk up the place so bad in our first match he would have had skunks racing for the exit talking about. Damn he stinks!
They all share a laugh as they make it to the center of the clearing.
Angel Fyre: We should break camp here. Plenty of firewood nearby and enough clear area to pitch a tent and keep the fire at a safe distance.
Dangerous Don: I agree, Besides we will be running out of daylight before long. We could set up our equipment over on that side and get a good view of the whole area. It will make an awesome promo!
Angel Fyre: I've got a pretty good signal out here for the feed to go through also.
Night Rider: Well, I guess this is the spot then. Lets do this.
The three work feverishly setting up not only the tent, But also the fire pit and all the camera equipment. After everything was set up they sat inside the tent for a bit to rest and have a couple of drinks. after a while they headed back outside just in time to see what looked like dozens of falling stars flashing across the sky. Angel Fyre ran over to the camera and was able to get a good shot of them before they faded into nothing.
Dangerous Don: That is going to be a perfect lead in. Good job on the camera there Angel!
Night Rider: Definitely! Cool how things work out sometimes. They are going to love this one! We about ready to go now? Go ahead and run with it Dangerous One!
Dangerous Don: This is Dangerous Don DeBeers and I would like to welcome you all to this installment of 'The Danger Zone' Featuring One half of the WCF World Tag Team Champions, And My Brother. Night Rider! Along with him as always the lovely Angel Fyre!
Angel Fyre: Thank you Dangerous One. It is a pleasure being here. What a light show those falling stars put on huh?
Night Rider: Yeah, Kind of like the careers of 'The Society' Burning out to nothing!
Dangerous Don: Speaking about 'The Society' Are you ready to tell them what you really think about them instead of messing with their heads?
Angel Fyre: Yeah Night Rider! Since when did you become mister nice guy?
Night Rider: Oh Hell, I guess your right. Time to put some bitches in check!
Night Riders smile becomes a glare as he turns toward the camera.
Night Rider: Boy oh boy. You try giving someone a little credit and hyping them up a little bit to increase the buy rate and some dumb asses let it go to their heads! I'm talking about you TEK!
You and the rest of your goonie squad! You have been the whooping boy around here for so long I thought I'd try and boost you up a little and you just can't let it be. The truth is TEK, YOU SUCK! You suck so much you make a vacuum jealous!
Dangerous Don: That doesn't say much for the losers hanging out with him does it? They say like crowds run together. I bet they all suck!
Angel Fyre: From what I have seen in the WCF archive films they pretty much do! They aren't the brightest either. From what I hear this guy Nic Daniels wouldn't know a drop kick from a dip stick! Steel Toe Joe is nothing more than a G I Joe wanna be!
Night Rider: Yeah, Well they will be calling him House slipper Sally by the time we get finished with him! Just like this damn waste of space Eric Price. I don't know if him and Jay are related or not but if I were Jay I would never admit it! I'd be too embarrassed. For him Sunday night the Price definitely will NOT be right!
Dangerous Don: I heard he tried to clothesline someone one time and by the time he got there someone from the crowd hung their laundry on him. Okay, Back to the questions now. Night Rider, What are your thoughts on your opponents earlier comments?
Night Rider: Well, By the time I finished laughing I began to get pissed!These guys are a joke compared to us! They don't have the dedication nor the determination to survive a match of this caliber! This is way beyond their capabilities!
Dangerous Don: Yeah but you said before that you thought they were good and had substance?
Night Rider: That I did! I wanted to hype them up a little bit so it wouldn't look like we had to take on such losers!
Dangerous Don: Yes but they did take care of GLS.
Night Rider: Yeah but look at who GLS was though. Everyone knew that they wouldn't last long. They just happened to be bigger losers than the society are. Their still losers!
Dangerous Don: How can you just say that though without backing it up with fact?
Night Rider: I'll give you facts alright. The first time TEK and I met in the ring the guy hardly even showed up. That pissed me off so bad I called his bitch ass out and stomped a mud hole in his ass. Now he says he is ready for war? That guy wouldn't know a battlefield from a football field. He's ready for war alright, Maybe World of Warcraft! That's about the only war he can handle. But then I bet he sucks at that also!
Angel Fyre: And this guy is supposed to be the leader? Kind of like the blind leading the blind! No wonder they have gone nowhere for as long as they have been in WCF! Nothing but a bunch of jobbers! Like Nic Daniels talking about how your World Tag Team titles mean nothing to him!
Night Rider: They only mean nothing to him because he knows he will never be good enough to wear one of them! It would be a different story if they were around his waist! That's a dream that will never be realized! So the band is back together. Who gives a fuck! Do I look like I'm scared to you bitches?
Dangerous Don: You know what gets me about House Slipper Sally? The guy is all about this Seargent Slaughter, GI Joe ripoff and has never even been down in the trenches! I've been there. I've felt those bullets flying by my head and I've seen the dead and mangled bodies. I've heard the screams of agony and cries of pain. This guy only talks about it, He's never lived it!
Night Rider: He will this Sunday night at Slam when we get their sorry asses inside that squared circle! They are going to find out what a war is all about when we leave their bloodied bodies laying in the middle of that ring wishing they had never even heard of the Angels of Death!
Angel Fyre: That's alright. Let them learn the hard way. They'll know better next time!
Night Rider: That's just it though. TEK for example. The guy has been beaten more than an old rug and he still thinks he's the next best thing going. Next to nothing maybe! TEK, Nic Daniels, House Slipper Sally, And you too Eric Price. If you want to be a hit you have to run your shit like this. If you don't run it like this it don't hit, It'll miss! Just like your whole worthless career! You just don't have what it takes to get the job done and if you haven't learned that lesson after this long then I guess all of you are just doomed to forever be the WCF whooping clan for the rest of your careers. See you all have no ideal what kind of gut check determination it takes to win in this sport. But then how could you because you have no guts period!
At that moment the Grey wolf appeared at the edge of the clearing. Dangerous Don pulled his 9mm out of it's holster and made his way slowly towards where the wolf was. He raised the gun and fired two shots into the air. The startled wolf ran off into the woods while a snow white owl fell from the tree. Dead from a single gunshot.
Angel Fyre: To wrap this up for 'The Society' in words they can understand. It's over! You can come out and talk all the shit you want about how each of you are this and that but the facts are the facts. And the fact is, You just don't have what it takes! You want a war? You've got it! You know the old saying be careful what you wish for? You should have heeded it's warning boys because the Angels of Death are all about the business of beating the shit out of little punks like you! You don't believe me? Wait until Sunday Night and find out for yourselves!
With that the scene fades to black.
A freshly fallen snow covers the ground as they make their way to a clearing up ahead. Night Rider looked out over the field and saw a rabbit dart in from the other side. It seemed to glide across the snow as if it were floating. Suddenly a grey wolf leaps into the clearing cutting off the rabbit. It springs and strikes in one fatal swoop tearing the rabbit to shreds. Blood spatters the snow as the wolf leaps back into the cover of the woods. Leaving nothing but the blood and the snow, Sparkling like rubies and diamonds in the sunlight. Night Rider laughed to himself as he turned to Dangerous Don DeBeers and Angel Fyre behind him. Each of them had full snow gear and backpacks with their equipment. They looked tired from the hike but it would be worth it!
Night Rider: Hey, Dangerous. You have your piece on you don't you? In case that wolf comes back again. That was a pretty good sized rabbit though so it should keep him content for the time being.
Angel Fyre: He sure took that rabbit out quick! That was awesome! Not a whole lot of blood left behind either. He practically ate that thing whole!
Night Rider: Such is the way of nature. Hell, We are all animals! Each and every one of us has a beast hidden inside just begging to come out and play! Some of the lucky few learn how to control their beast and force it to do their will. Others are tortured and tormented by their beasts, Afraid of even a glimpse of it!
Dangerous Don DeBeers: They are afraid to let it out because they know IT will control them. They can't handle not being in control of their own destiny! Like that rabbit, They end up becoming the prey!
Night Rider: Kind of like TEK and the society! They took the bait right off just like we knew they would!
Dangerous Don: Now they are going to end up paying the price! How did you know they would fall for it?
Night Rider: We are animals right? We are also creatures of habit. You be nice and throw a few nice words out there for bait and the enemy takes it as a sign of weakness. Lulling them into a false sense of security.
Angel Fyre: You sure know TEK don't you?
Night Rider: Do I ever! I mean, Come on. The guy stunk up the place so bad in our first match he would have had skunks racing for the exit talking about. Damn he stinks!
They all share a laugh as they make it to the center of the clearing.
Angel Fyre: We should break camp here. Plenty of firewood nearby and enough clear area to pitch a tent and keep the fire at a safe distance.
Dangerous Don: I agree, Besides we will be running out of daylight before long. We could set up our equipment over on that side and get a good view of the whole area. It will make an awesome promo!
Angel Fyre: I've got a pretty good signal out here for the feed to go through also.
Night Rider: Well, I guess this is the spot then. Lets do this.
The three work feverishly setting up not only the tent, But also the fire pit and all the camera equipment. After everything was set up they sat inside the tent for a bit to rest and have a couple of drinks. after a while they headed back outside just in time to see what looked like dozens of falling stars flashing across the sky. Angel Fyre ran over to the camera and was able to get a good shot of them before they faded into nothing.
Dangerous Don: That is going to be a perfect lead in. Good job on the camera there Angel!
Night Rider: Definitely! Cool how things work out sometimes. They are going to love this one! We about ready to go now? Go ahead and run with it Dangerous One!
Dangerous Don: This is Dangerous Don DeBeers and I would like to welcome you all to this installment of 'The Danger Zone' Featuring One half of the WCF World Tag Team Champions, And My Brother. Night Rider! Along with him as always the lovely Angel Fyre!
Angel Fyre: Thank you Dangerous One. It is a pleasure being here. What a light show those falling stars put on huh?
Night Rider: Yeah, Kind of like the careers of 'The Society' Burning out to nothing!
Dangerous Don: Speaking about 'The Society' Are you ready to tell them what you really think about them instead of messing with their heads?
Angel Fyre: Yeah Night Rider! Since when did you become mister nice guy?
Night Rider: Oh Hell, I guess your right. Time to put some bitches in check!
Night Riders smile becomes a glare as he turns toward the camera.
Night Rider: Boy oh boy. You try giving someone a little credit and hyping them up a little bit to increase the buy rate and some dumb asses let it go to their heads! I'm talking about you TEK!
You and the rest of your goonie squad! You have been the whooping boy around here for so long I thought I'd try and boost you up a little and you just can't let it be. The truth is TEK, YOU SUCK! You suck so much you make a vacuum jealous!
Dangerous Don: That doesn't say much for the losers hanging out with him does it? They say like crowds run together. I bet they all suck!
Angel Fyre: From what I have seen in the WCF archive films they pretty much do! They aren't the brightest either. From what I hear this guy Nic Daniels wouldn't know a drop kick from a dip stick! Steel Toe Joe is nothing more than a G I Joe wanna be!
Night Rider: Yeah, Well they will be calling him House slipper Sally by the time we get finished with him! Just like this damn waste of space Eric Price. I don't know if him and Jay are related or not but if I were Jay I would never admit it! I'd be too embarrassed. For him Sunday night the Price definitely will NOT be right!
Dangerous Don: I heard he tried to clothesline someone one time and by the time he got there someone from the crowd hung their laundry on him. Okay, Back to the questions now. Night Rider, What are your thoughts on your opponents earlier comments?
Night Rider: Well, By the time I finished laughing I began to get pissed!These guys are a joke compared to us! They don't have the dedication nor the determination to survive a match of this caliber! This is way beyond their capabilities!
Dangerous Don: Yeah but you said before that you thought they were good and had substance?
Night Rider: That I did! I wanted to hype them up a little bit so it wouldn't look like we had to take on such losers!
Dangerous Don: Yes but they did take care of GLS.
Night Rider: Yeah but look at who GLS was though. Everyone knew that they wouldn't last long. They just happened to be bigger losers than the society are. Their still losers!
Dangerous Don: How can you just say that though without backing it up with fact?
Night Rider: I'll give you facts alright. The first time TEK and I met in the ring the guy hardly even showed up. That pissed me off so bad I called his bitch ass out and stomped a mud hole in his ass. Now he says he is ready for war? That guy wouldn't know a battlefield from a football field. He's ready for war alright, Maybe World of Warcraft! That's about the only war he can handle. But then I bet he sucks at that also!
Angel Fyre: And this guy is supposed to be the leader? Kind of like the blind leading the blind! No wonder they have gone nowhere for as long as they have been in WCF! Nothing but a bunch of jobbers! Like Nic Daniels talking about how your World Tag Team titles mean nothing to him!
Night Rider: They only mean nothing to him because he knows he will never be good enough to wear one of them! It would be a different story if they were around his waist! That's a dream that will never be realized! So the band is back together. Who gives a fuck! Do I look like I'm scared to you bitches?
Dangerous Don: You know what gets me about House Slipper Sally? The guy is all about this Seargent Slaughter, GI Joe ripoff and has never even been down in the trenches! I've been there. I've felt those bullets flying by my head and I've seen the dead and mangled bodies. I've heard the screams of agony and cries of pain. This guy only talks about it, He's never lived it!
Night Rider: He will this Sunday night at Slam when we get their sorry asses inside that squared circle! They are going to find out what a war is all about when we leave their bloodied bodies laying in the middle of that ring wishing they had never even heard of the Angels of Death!
Angel Fyre: That's alright. Let them learn the hard way. They'll know better next time!
Night Rider: That's just it though. TEK for example. The guy has been beaten more than an old rug and he still thinks he's the next best thing going. Next to nothing maybe! TEK, Nic Daniels, House Slipper Sally, And you too Eric Price. If you want to be a hit you have to run your shit like this. If you don't run it like this it don't hit, It'll miss! Just like your whole worthless career! You just don't have what it takes to get the job done and if you haven't learned that lesson after this long then I guess all of you are just doomed to forever be the WCF whooping clan for the rest of your careers. See you all have no ideal what kind of gut check determination it takes to win in this sport. But then how could you because you have no guts period!
At that moment the Grey wolf appeared at the edge of the clearing. Dangerous Don pulled his 9mm out of it's holster and made his way slowly towards where the wolf was. He raised the gun and fired two shots into the air. The startled wolf ran off into the woods while a snow white owl fell from the tree. Dead from a single gunshot.
Angel Fyre: To wrap this up for 'The Society' in words they can understand. It's over! You can come out and talk all the shit you want about how each of you are this and that but the facts are the facts. And the fact is, You just don't have what it takes! You want a war? You've got it! You know the old saying be careful what you wish for? You should have heeded it's warning boys because the Angels of Death are all about the business of beating the shit out of little punks like you! You don't believe me? Wait until Sunday Night and find out for yourselves!
With that the scene fades to black.
