Post by FPV on Jan 29, 2012 13:27:47 GMT -5
Dear fans:
My apologies for not responding sooner. I had to cool down for a few days. Not from my battle with Switches, no, to calm down from the bullshit I heard come out of Seth Lerches mouth. I'll try not to sound too mean-spirited here, he is my boss after, and dammit I need to get payed, but, here it is.
I like to have a couple of beers every now and again, but I am 100% sure I was sober when I heard this. I walk into Lerche's office after my match, we do the usual stuff, fist bump, call each other bro, I take my seat to hear what my match at Payback is. And Seth Lerch looks at me dead in the eyes like a cow looks an oncoming train, and said...
"At Payback, I'm putting you in a 5-man match for the recommishioned People's Championship."
What. The. HELL?!
Seth, if I recall, you said my match against Switches was for either a Hardcore or US title match at Payback, not some 5-man clusterfuck bullshit? Of the 4 other men in this, one of them is THE MAN I BEAT to get in this thing? Everyone else you must've just pulled names out of a hat or something. I am the only man who earned his way into this motherfucker, so I might as well make it something worthwhile.
So, this is The Peoples Title, a belt that suppossed to signify you are the ambassador to the fans or something. Well if that's the case then I'm a shoe-in. I mean, would you want a clown/serial criminal to represent you in anything? Or a multiple-personality wigger? Or some spoiled brat? Or how about a...(sigh)...motherfucking sports agent? No, didn't think so. Vote FPV, End Dumbassery folks.Wow, I'm sort of going into politician mode here...
Let's start with the poor Mofo whose been running his mouth the most...Gage Cannon. People who can't even hold your jock? You're spoiled, you don't any jock to talk about you brat. How can you show displeasure with being in a War Games match? If Corey or Odin put out a request to be in that match, I'd answer it in a heartbeat. And where the hell do you get off having DVDs served to you on a silver platter? There's absolutely no reason for that. There's also absolutely no reason for beating up your sparring partner as well. Who do you think you are, the entire cast of Jackass. While it is a fitting monikor, I don't think that a bunch of drunk dudes beating each other up would want to ave anything to dowith you. Gage, I'd like you to turn on the TV. And take a look at the news. Our economy has seen better days. You are doing nothing to help it. Why don't you hand in your two-weeks notice to Seth and get a real job doing...I don't know...rich boy stuff.
And what of you, Alex? Why are you here? Lord knows you don't belong here either. You belong here like a straight dude at a gay club. You're a sports agent, you manage athletes, what makes you think you can compete with people who actually know what they're doing? You say you mean no disrespect to me, well I don't mean none to you neither, but let's face it, you've got no reason being here, so go join Gage in turning in your boots for a pair of balls.
I don't even know what happened to Logan, looks like he may have seen Boyz in Da Hood way too many times. I know the last time I faced him I beat him and won me and Roy the tag team belts. Now I'll do it again for The People's title. I don't care if you put yourself out to be a gangbanger brought down by the man, a hot-dog obsessed slob, a narcissist out on the streets, you're still just Logan, and I can destroy you like the weak boudle you are.
As for Switches, I've been thinking...I've spent most of the past year hoping I could've gotten a chance to beat this monster, and I finally did. It felt good, to have finally made good on my promise, but something came into my mind. Even if I beat him again, which I will at Payback, it makes no difference, because he'll just move on somewheres else, find some new soul to terrorize, making my whole dream of ending his wave of terror moot. That pisses me off. Let me say that again, THAT. MOTHERFUCKING. PISSES. ME. THE. FUCK. OFF. This leaves me only one choice of action: Not just beat this man, but utterly break him, tear him apart, and I won't stop until I see all 10 pints of his blood on the mat. Only then will he be stopped...
I know that might sound harsh, but I don't care. I'm the only one the fans truley love, and I appreciate them for that. Most of the other wrestlers placed me as the underdog in this match, I really don't give a fuck, I'm the Dark Horse, and that's just how I like it. I earned my way here, unlike everyone else, so if you want to know exactly why I'll win tonight...
It's because I'm Frank Venable, and you're not!
