Post by Gage Gannon on Jan 27, 2012 19:47:37 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see Gage Gannon in his personal gymnasium training in the ring for his match at payback. All of a sudden Gage's personal maid comes in carrying a DVD on a silver platter.
Maid: Mr. Gannon I think that you might wanna come see this....
Gage: Not now I'm busy......
Maid: Mr. Gannon it's from WCF........
Gage hops down from the ring as he just looks at the made and grabs the DVD from the tray.....
Gage: This better be good for you interrupting me like this.
Gage puts the DVD in to his projection TV on the wall listens to Alex Bankmanship talk for 10 seconds and then turns it off.
Maid: Mr. Gannon aren't you going to watch the rest of the promo?
Gage: No, I've seen enough....your dismissed.
Maid: Yes Mr. Gannon
Gage get's in the ring and all of a sudden out of nowhere he nails his sparring partner in the balls and nails the GKO. Gage takes his sparring partners helmet off as Gage rears back and punts the guy in the head.......
Scene 2
(AGAIN WHAT?)
Gage comes into the arena just a few hours before payback as Hank Brown comes up to him.
Gage: YOU OPEN YOUR EARS AND SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH....
Hank just looks at Gage as Gage looks into the camera.....
Gage: You have got to be shitting me. Of all the ridiculousness that I have ever heard Alex Bankmanship you top the cake. I sit here and the first time I put your little stupid DVD in and I played it, but more than that I was appalled at what I saw. I was actually bored, so I turned your DVD off. Yes I know ten seconds into the DVD and I was already bored.
Gage: You are nothing more than a carbon cutter copy of a Gage Gannon. You, Johnny Fly, all of you Johnny come lately's are nothing more than a Gage Gannon carbon copy. I got news for you dumbass you lost. The week before you faced Johnny Fly, Gage Gannon faced Johnny Fly. And I took him to the limit. Did Johnny Fly beat me, you damn right he did. But I didn't go around making excuses like you did, demanding a rematch.
Gage: Alex you without a shadow of a doubt are a dousch. And I really mean that from the bottom of my heart. You are the reason that birth control was invented. Everytime you open your mouth you prove how dumb you are. But the funny apart about it is, as soon as you speak people realize that you are even dummer than you look. First off nobody around here thinks that you are perfection.
Gage: What you think that I give a damn because you say my name in a stupid promo? Hell no? You obviously had a different reason for not saying Gage Gannon' name and that's because if you did you would jizz on the spot and you would have to stop the promo and go change your pants. Even when you said my name the one time you said it in the promo I saw the longing in your eyes.
Gage: You see Alex what you fail to realize is, is that I am better than you. You can train, you can eat your vitamins, you can say all the prayers that you want, hell you can have all of the neat little nicknames that you want, but the fact of the matter is there is no difference than between you and the other 10 Gage Gannon's that comes walking their little happy ass through the door.
Gage: But I have to give you credit where credit is due. You see I have to applaud you for your attempt at irony, even though it's been done like a million times already. But I do have to applaud you. I bet that you set in your little superman underwear in your mommy's house, staying up all night thinking of a way that he can get noticed.
Gage: Why, why not do what everybody else has already done. I don't even have to listen to your promo and I can already tell what you are talking about. I am perfect. You strive to be me. I am better than you in the ring blah blah blah blah blah. Riddle me this Dumbass, if your sooooooo perfect than why did your perfect ass get pinned in the perfect spot in the middle of that perfect ring.
Gage: Geez! Once again you are living proof that your mom should of had an abortion. What is it with guys like you, who come in here to the WCF and they instantly spit off at the mouth about how perfect they are.......wait a minute....that.....sounds familiar......That sounds like every other wrestler that has stepped foot here in the WCF.
Gage: You name them....Dangerous Ann.......I mean Dangerous Dan......Yukon Jack........Nathan Von I Suck......and Johnny "Danny Bonaduci Fly. Your the biggest joke of them all. Jesus Christ why does Seth make this to easy for me.
Gage: The only way that you will happen to win this match, is because people are too dumb to realize that in your promo you contradict yourself more times than J-Lo has relationships. Because on a scale of 1 to 10 I saw you in the ring and mannnn.....you didn't even register. As a matter of fact last week when you was in the ring people got up and actually went to go buy their concession items. You were the lowest rated segment of the week.
Gage: As a matter of fact it's apparent that people would rather listen to a knockoff of the nWo with the GLS than listen to some guy talk out of his ass.
Gage: I'm Alex Bankmanship......what the fuck does that mean to me? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? Your nothing, your nobody, your a pion. Your the guy who carries my bags whenever I come into the arena. Your the guy at the airport who shines my shoes.
Gage: Jesus Christ I'd rather listen to the clown try to kill himself than listen to that hot garbage that you are spewing. Let's face facts if you do win this match, it will be because these people actually buy the garbage you spew. Because you being better than me....is like............is like Yukon Jack actually beating anybody.
Gage: So sit down.......shut up and take a pen and a piece of paper in your fucking hand and come up with something original. Because it's apparent that you obviously are LOST IN TRANSLATION. I have more talent in my pinky than you do in your entire body. Alex Blankmanship.......hah you don't even matter.....
Gage: Oh wait a minute I just did what Alex Blankmanship did I didn't even mention the other jackasses in the match. Stiches, Mr. FPV, hell even Chris Avery. But I'm sure that one of these jackasses who are supposidly "BETTER THAN ME" are going to come up from the sewers eventually sooner or later. And when they do I'll be in my lockerroom waiting to verbally subjegate you sons a bitch's to a lesson Gage Gannon style. You better than me? Huh, you better think again..........
Maid: Mr. Gannon I think that you might wanna come see this....
Gage: Not now I'm busy......
Maid: Mr. Gannon it's from WCF........
Gage hops down from the ring as he just looks at the made and grabs the DVD from the tray.....
Gage: This better be good for you interrupting me like this.
Gage puts the DVD in to his projection TV on the wall listens to Alex Bankmanship talk for 10 seconds and then turns it off.
Maid: Mr. Gannon aren't you going to watch the rest of the promo?
Gage: No, I've seen enough....your dismissed.
Maid: Yes Mr. Gannon
Gage get's in the ring and all of a sudden out of nowhere he nails his sparring partner in the balls and nails the GKO. Gage takes his sparring partners helmet off as Gage rears back and punts the guy in the head.......
Scene 2
(AGAIN WHAT?)
Gage comes into the arena just a few hours before payback as Hank Brown comes up to him.
Gage: YOU OPEN YOUR EARS AND SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH....
Hank just looks at Gage as Gage looks into the camera.....
Gage: You have got to be shitting me. Of all the ridiculousness that I have ever heard Alex Bankmanship you top the cake. I sit here and the first time I put your little stupid DVD in and I played it, but more than that I was appalled at what I saw. I was actually bored, so I turned your DVD off. Yes I know ten seconds into the DVD and I was already bored.
Gage: You are nothing more than a carbon cutter copy of a Gage Gannon. You, Johnny Fly, all of you Johnny come lately's are nothing more than a Gage Gannon carbon copy. I got news for you dumbass you lost. The week before you faced Johnny Fly, Gage Gannon faced Johnny Fly. And I took him to the limit. Did Johnny Fly beat me, you damn right he did. But I didn't go around making excuses like you did, demanding a rematch.
Gage: Alex you without a shadow of a doubt are a dousch. And I really mean that from the bottom of my heart. You are the reason that birth control was invented. Everytime you open your mouth you prove how dumb you are. But the funny apart about it is, as soon as you speak people realize that you are even dummer than you look. First off nobody around here thinks that you are perfection.
Gage: What you think that I give a damn because you say my name in a stupid promo? Hell no? You obviously had a different reason for not saying Gage Gannon' name and that's because if you did you would jizz on the spot and you would have to stop the promo and go change your pants. Even when you said my name the one time you said it in the promo I saw the longing in your eyes.
Gage: You see Alex what you fail to realize is, is that I am better than you. You can train, you can eat your vitamins, you can say all the prayers that you want, hell you can have all of the neat little nicknames that you want, but the fact of the matter is there is no difference than between you and the other 10 Gage Gannon's that comes walking their little happy ass through the door.
Gage: But I have to give you credit where credit is due. You see I have to applaud you for your attempt at irony, even though it's been done like a million times already. But I do have to applaud you. I bet that you set in your little superman underwear in your mommy's house, staying up all night thinking of a way that he can get noticed.
Gage: Why, why not do what everybody else has already done. I don't even have to listen to your promo and I can already tell what you are talking about. I am perfect. You strive to be me. I am better than you in the ring blah blah blah blah blah. Riddle me this Dumbass, if your sooooooo perfect than why did your perfect ass get pinned in the perfect spot in the middle of that perfect ring.
Gage: Geez! Once again you are living proof that your mom should of had an abortion. What is it with guys like you, who come in here to the WCF and they instantly spit off at the mouth about how perfect they are.......wait a minute....that.....sounds familiar......That sounds like every other wrestler that has stepped foot here in the WCF.
Gage: You name them....Dangerous Ann.......I mean Dangerous Dan......Yukon Jack........Nathan Von I Suck......and Johnny "Danny Bonaduci Fly. Your the biggest joke of them all. Jesus Christ why does Seth make this to easy for me.
Gage: The only way that you will happen to win this match, is because people are too dumb to realize that in your promo you contradict yourself more times than J-Lo has relationships. Because on a scale of 1 to 10 I saw you in the ring and mannnn.....you didn't even register. As a matter of fact last week when you was in the ring people got up and actually went to go buy their concession items. You were the lowest rated segment of the week.
Gage: As a matter of fact it's apparent that people would rather listen to a knockoff of the nWo with the GLS than listen to some guy talk out of his ass.
Gage: I'm Alex Bankmanship......what the fuck does that mean to me? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? Your nothing, your nobody, your a pion. Your the guy who carries my bags whenever I come into the arena. Your the guy at the airport who shines my shoes.
Gage: Jesus Christ I'd rather listen to the clown try to kill himself than listen to that hot garbage that you are spewing. Let's face facts if you do win this match, it will be because these people actually buy the garbage you spew. Because you being better than me....is like............is like Yukon Jack actually beating anybody.
Gage: So sit down.......shut up and take a pen and a piece of paper in your fucking hand and come up with something original. Because it's apparent that you obviously are LOST IN TRANSLATION. I have more talent in my pinky than you do in your entire body. Alex Blankmanship.......hah you don't even matter.....
Gage: Oh wait a minute I just did what Alex Blankmanship did I didn't even mention the other jackasses in the match. Stiches, Mr. FPV, hell even Chris Avery. But I'm sure that one of these jackasses who are supposidly "BETTER THAN ME" are going to come up from the sewers eventually sooner or later. And when they do I'll be in my lockerroom waiting to verbally subjegate you sons a bitch's to a lesson Gage Gannon style. You better than me? Huh, you better think again..........
