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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2012 1:31:01 GMT -5
WCF Cameramen caught up with Jay Price outside of the arena just before he left in his limousine. Price had the following to say in response to Seth Lerch's announcement for Payback:
Oh boy Seth, you really got me this time. You wanted to teach me a lesson, so what do you do? You tell me you're booking me to open Payback. Oh noez. You're paying me to show up at a PPV that is going to be watched by thousands in attendance, and millions via the television, and wrestle what's going to end up being yet another "Jay Price Showcases His Amazing Talent and Charisma Match". That's rough Seth, borderline cruel even. I don't know how I'll ever recover from such a shockingly evil announcement, you dastardly devil you. What's next? You're going to pay for my plane ticket? Buy me a hooker?
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Post by Seth on Jan 23, 2012 2:24:36 GMT -5
Seth Lerch is paying a hooker. She looks fucking GORGEOUS; like the hottest girl ever.
Seth lerch: so you have a huge dick?
Hooker: yup
Seth Lerch: get at 'em
The hooker heads to Jays hotel room
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2012 14:24:57 GMT -5
The hooker arrives at Jay's hotel room and he/she knocks on the door. The door swings open and Rick Mad pokes his head out.
Rick Mad: Are you....
Mad sees the obvious transvestite hooker and pulls her into the room before slamming the door shut. A few minutes later the sounds of Barry White can be heard from within. The door to the next room opens up and Jay Price walks out. He begins banging on the door to Mad's room. The music cuts and a few seconds later Mad opens the door.
Rick Mad: Yeah?
Price delivers a devastating Downfall to Rick Mad. He then looks into the room and sees the transvestite hooker lying on the bed.
Jay Price: I always knew you were a sick fuck, Rick.
Transvestite Hooker: Are you Jay? I was supposed to come see you.
Jay Price: Well then I guess it's a good thing I forced Rick here to trade me rooms this morning. I just can't stand hotel rooms without a view of the pool.
Transvestite: Well I was paid $500 by some guy saying you liked my type.
Jay Price: Was he a squirrely looking guy? Kinda scrawny, like the kind of guy that got shoved in lockers in high school?
Transvestite: Yeah, that's him.
Jay Price: Ah. Tell you what, I'll give you a thousand dollars to bang this guy...
Price gestures to Rick Mad.
Jay Price: ...and then send pictures of it to the guy who originally hired you. Trust me, he really likes that kind of stuff.
Transvestite: Err, I don't do rape.
Jay Price: It's not rape if he enjoys it. And trust me, Rick here loves it. In fact, he and the guy who hired you...
Transvestite: No way! Really?
Jay Price: All the time.
Transvestite: Well, all right I suppose.
Price writes down Seth's number on a piece of paper and hands it to the hooker. He then turns to leave as the hooker pulls Mad back into the room by his legs and shuts the door. Soon the sounds of Barry White can again be heard. Price chuckles to himself as the scene fades out.
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