WCF Revenge 2011 Results Sept 5, 2011 19:51:38 GMT -5
Post by thefutureisnow on Sept 5, 2011 19:51:38 GMT -5
El Mideo Extremo vs Da Funk
Zach Davis: We have an amazing event set up for you here tonight.
Kyle Steel: That’s right and we’re gonna start it off with some high flying action with the debut of El Mideo Extremo taking on Da Funk!
Zach Davis: It’s going to be an excellent match an even better way to kick off Revenge.
Burn by Dope is blasted through the arena.
Zach Davis: Sounds like Extremo’s on his way to the ring.
Coming out from backstage is El Mideo Extremo. He walks down the ramp and jumps on the canvas. Then, he rolls into the ring and looks at the crowd.
Kyle Steel: He looks ready to make an impact debut here in WCF.
Zach Davis: We could only be so lucky!
The Casino Inc. remix of "Da Funk" by Daft Punk booms, signaling the arrival of the wrestler of the same name, as Da Funk charges right through the curtains at top speed, into the ring, where he busts some moves to the music until it stops, and goes to corner waiting.
Kyle Steel: Here come Da Funk with all the energy in the world, as always! Da funk and Extremo lock eyes and walk to the center of the ring
DING - DING
The match is under way as Extremo and Funk lock wrists with a collar an elbow tie up. Funk quickly ends the struggle with an arm wrench and wrist lock. Extremo counters with a front flip into a roll followed a hooking forearm chop to Funks knee which sends him to the mat. Extremeo tries for a quick elbow drop by Funk rolls out of the way, Extremo follows but gets swept to the mat. Funk tries for a quick elbow of his own but Extremo “kips up” and tries for a calf kick but Funk ducks and answers back with one of his own .. But Extremo ducks! Both men take a step back and square off again!
Zach Davis: Great agility displayed by both men!
Extremo goes on the attack with a quick running forearm smash then whips Funk into the ropes with an irish whip but Funk reverses and Extremo comes back with a handspring and thump! Funk gets knocked back into the ropes and quickly answers back with a bulldog before Extremo can recover. Funk wastes no time in picking Extremo up and whipping off the ropes and tries for a samoan drop..
Kyle Steel: Extremo goes high into the air.. Ohh!!!
Zach Davis: No way! Extremo just came down and ended up panting Funk with a snap DDT.
Kyle Steel: the cover..
NOO!! KICK OUT!
Extremo picks up Funk and tries for a hurricanrana but Funk rolls through and ends up with a school boy..
NOO!! KICK OUT!
Both men to their feet as fast as can be..
Zach Davis: Shining Wizard attempt by Funk!
Kyle Steel: Blocked by Extremo, spins Funk around..
Zach Davis: Asian Mist! Funk is blinded!
Extremo hooks up the stunned Funk and hits an underhook power bomb.. The pin..
Extremo heads for the top rope and waits for Funk to get up.
Extremo off the top for a head scissor.. NOO!! Funk counters with a spinning powerbomb, hooks the legs with a bridge.. The cover
Funk lets go of the of the bridges and locks on a cross face submission. Extremo struggles for a bit, trying to get to the ropes, trying to get leverage but finally pops himself off the mat, kicking himself over..
Kyle Steel: He reversed it into an arm bar!! WHAT!?
The reversal works but Funks too close to the ropes as the calls for the break.
Funk uses the ropes to get to his feet as Extremo charges him but throws him over the ropes and Extremo lands on the apron. Extremo snaps Funks head off the top ropes and spins him around. Spring board cross body.. The pin..
Zach Davis: Funk rolls threw it!
Kick out before one!
Both men up again, Extremo hit’s a spinning wheel kick that sends Funk to one knee…
Kyle Steel: Tilt - a - whirl head scissors!! Funk hands hard!
Extremo climbs the ropes..
Zach Davis: Corkscrew back flip.. The cover..
Kyle Steel: Extremo gets the win with a fast paced, action packed debut win over Da Funk!!
Winner: El Mideo Extremo
Doc Henry vs Ryan Blake
Zach: And now, ladies and gentlemen, Doc Henry...and Ryan Blake...in a PARKING LOT BRAWL!
Kyle: I guess you could say this will be...ep-
Zach: Don't even start with me Kyle.
The camera then cuts to the outside parking lot of the wells fargo center, where all the cars are parked, leaving only a little bit of space near the entrance and the back. Zoom in to the front where Doc Henry is walking around, turning his head left and right looking for Blake. He keeps on walking fora bit before he notices a empty beer bottle on the ground. A fresh idea in his mind, he grabs the bottle and smashes it on the hood of a car, turning it into a makeshift weapon.
Zach: The two haven't even found each other and Doc has a weapon. This can only end badly.
Behind Doc by about a 15 yards, hiding behind a bush, is Ryan Balke, waiting for the moment to strike, patiently stalking Doc, edging closer to him.
Kyle: Hehe, Doc won't even know what's coming to him.
Blake is now directly behind Doc, stealthily creeping up...
Doc: Ryaaaaan, come out to plaaaaaaay.
Doc: Ryaaaaan, come out to plaaaaaay.
Again, no answer, just the sound of Docs voice echoing in the air.
Doc: Ryaaaaan, come out to PLAAAAAAAAY!.
Blake: Right behind you!
Before Doc can even turn around a whole 180 degrees, Blake has alreay got him in a choke, trying hard to suffocate Doc. Doc manages to get out of the hold and grabs his bottle again, aiming at Blake, who only smirks and launches his fist into Docs face, Doc evades the blow, who in return slashes the bottle forward, just barely missing. While Docs arm in still outstretched, Blake grabs a hold of it, shaking the bottle out of his hand. Blake then drags Doc to a nearby Hummer.
Zach: Blakes disarmed Doc now, is he gonna' use a freakin' hummer as a weapon.
Kyle: That'd be badass if he did.
Blakes trys to get Doc over his head, but only gets him barely off the ground before Doc brings himself down, and hits Blake in the face, connecting this time. Blake stumbles and bends over, allowing Doc to land a kick to the chest. Doc grabs Blake by the shoulders, and gets him a fishermans carry, lifting his body up a little bit more before he slams Blake through the Hummers back window, shattering the glass to pieces.
Zach: If we end up paying for this mess...URGH!
After Blake is through the glass, Doc jumps on the rear bumper, careful of any glass around him. Right as he is about to jump into the back, Blake pops up in front of him and drags him in, scrapping his sking on the glass, causing his arms to bleed a little. The cameraman runs to look inside the back, where Doc and Ryan are exchanging blows to each others body, even in the compact space of the Hummer. Doc lands a body blow, Ryan gets an uppercut, then Doc goes for another blow before Blake moves out of his way, and grabs Doc by the head and slams his head against the window. Again and again, Docs head makes a mighty *THUNK* against the glass, eventually his forehead is gushing with blood.
Docs eyes roll up in the back of his head, Blake crawls up the front, and notices the poor chump who owns the Hummer left his keys in the console. A few seconds later, an idea has sprung into his head. He grabs the keys and locks them in the ignition, turning the car on.
Zach: What the hell? Is he gonna' drive his way to victory.
Kyle: From the look on his face Zach I don't think Blake's got driving on the mind.
The ignition wakes Doc from his stupor, who tries to leap on Blake, tackling him down. He grabs Blake by the hair and starts punching his face until blood is on his knuckles. After his arm gets tired, he rests for a bit and opens the door before grabbing Blake again and dragging him out the Hummer.
Before Doc is done getting out the door, Blake pushes him down onto the concrete, Doc's body landing in a *smack* on the concrete. Blake hops out and rips off Docs shirt, and begins to drag him by the leg, hurting his skin on the concrete.
Zach: I hope Doc has disenfectant, jeez.
Blake then abruptly drops Doc on the ground before stumbling over and putting his hand over the exhaust pipe, smirking to himself.
Kyle: Evil smirk. Exhaust pipe. This is gonna' get dirty. Parents, cover your kids eyes, will you?
Blake drags Docs body over to the pipe, getting him in a sitting up position before slamming Docs back against the burning exhaust pipe. Screams ring out from Doc Henry, whose back now has a large burn on it.
Zach: Oh. Fuck.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Blake releases Doc, who falls to the ground. Blake, not wasting any time, gets out of the area, leaving Doc knocked out in the parking lot.
Winner: Ryan Blake
WCF Tag Team Title Scramble Match
Roy Speede/Mr. FPV vs Russell Morris/Michael Chevalier vs Johnny Reb/Jay Williams
Roy Speede/Mr. FPV vs Russell Morris/Michael Chevalier vs Johnny Reb/Jay Williams
Zach Davis: Well folks, here we go!
Kyle Steel: The triple threat tag team scramble match.
Zach Davis: An it’s gonna be absolutely insane!
“Voo Doo Child “ hit’s the PA system.
Kyle Steel: An here comes the team of Morris an Chevalier. Speede an FPV got the win over them last week but The Dreamboat Express impressed WCF brass so much that they landed in this scramble match!
As the first lick comes in, the crowd begins to boo. When the drums kick in, The Dreamboat Express emerges with Annabelle on the entrance ramp. When the team heads down the ramp, Russell walks arm-in-arm with Annabelle, prodding the crowd at any chance. Michael takes it one step further, mocking the crowd and ripping up signs in the front row.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, accompanied to the ring by Annabelle, from every woman’s fantasy, at a total combined weight of 491 lbs, ‘Magnificent’ Russell Morris and ‘Marvelous’ Michael Chevalier, The Dreamboat Express.”
When they get to the ring, Russell has Annabelle hold the rope open for them. Michael hurries to the corner to remove his vest in his normal provocative way as Russell reaches his arms out to have Annabelle remove his robe.
Zach Davis: Dreamboat Express in the ring right now, the look of determination of their face.
The house lights dim, and the intro to Lynnyrd Skynnyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers.
Kyle Steel: Johnny Reb on his way out!
Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb steps out from behind the curtain, Don Jesus Luis de Guadalupe at his side. A cheer goes up from the audience at their appearance. As the two men walk down the ramp, a cascade of sparks rains down on the stage. The Inveterate Confederate circles the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside.
Reb stops at the bottom of the ramp and waits for a moment with a smile on his face.
Zach Davis: Rebs out here at the bottm of the ramp, its only a matter of seconds before -
The lights immediately go out now inside the arena. Everybody officially goes ape crazy, because some know who it is, and the rest...well, they like when lights go out. They think it's cool, you know. Then...
Megadeth's cover of the Duke Nukem theme kicks on the PA system as white smoke fills the entrance ramp. It's to the point where the white spotlights are strobing to the beat of the song. Out of the entrance, with the strobelights are going mad as out from the white smoke, is Jay Williams, his wife Amy in tow, hoodie on over his ring gear as he gives off a wicked smile to the crowd, walking slowly to the ring. He runs up the ring steps now and perches himself on top of the nearest turnbuckle, like a hawk ready to strike, as he unzips his hoodie to reveal the WCF World Championship around his waist. He keeps smiling to the crowd as he takes the time to sit on the top turnbuckle, looking at whoever's in the ring with him as he takes off his hoodie, setting it near Amy and throwing his shirt into the crowd for a lucky fan, as he jumps off, and unlatches his belt, ready to game on.
Kyle Steel: two thirds of Iconic Order. The two former world champions.
Zach Davis: They may have come up short against The Alliance but I know they’ll be looking to get right back on track an no better way then to win this scramble.
Kyle Steel: They have Dreamboat Express to worry about though, they’re young, they’re hungry an that have the most to prove out of the three teams here tonight.
Zach Davis: No doubt BIG things are going to happen tonight.
The arena darkens, as the smooth bass groove of "Mountain Song" starts to play, and crowd pops when the song starts to cresendo.
"COMMIN' DOWN THE MOUNTAIN!"
And with that Mr. FPV comes out the curtains, a look on his face determined to win the challenge put forth in front of him. He slides into the ring from under the ropes, and climbs a turnbuckle to give the crowd the devils horns, repeats the process for the other three posts, then sits down in a lotus position, waiting for his opponent.
The lights go out in the arena. After several seconds, words written in a bright white begin flashing on the otherwise blackened out Jumbotron. With each fading word, a new word pops up on the screen.
As the last word fades, all five words reappear on the jumbotron at once.
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?!
The lights slowly come back on as 'Hear Me Now' by Hollywood Undead begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists.
Roy drops his right arm, and raises his left arm in the air, with his pointer, middle, and pinky fingers extended, and his ring finger and thumb tucked into his palm. His palm is facing the crowd. He drops his arm, and begins jogging to ringside, high-fiving fans as he goes, before climbing onto the apron, and then climbing the outside of the turnbuckle. He raises his left arm, with the same fingers extended as when he was on stage. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring.
Kyle Steel: The tag champs are in the ring. Remember folks we’re under scramble rules and that means when ever a man hit’s the ground, another man can come in and take over. It is possible for teams mates to land in the ring together but who knows of that’ll happen. We may in fact have new champions tonight but Roy Speede and Mr. FPV may just end up keeping it after all.
Zach Steel: That’s true but for right now, lets just sit back and call the action.
* All three teams square off in the middle of the ring but the ref soon takes order while he can as FPV and Chevalier starts things off for us. *
DING - DING
* FPV and Chevalier lock up as they struggle around before FPV pushes them into the top right hand corner where Iconic Order is standing. Reb makes the blind tag on FPV’s shoulder right before FPV lands a chop to the chest of Chevalier. Reb hops over the ropes , taking FPV by the hair and slamming him backwards onto the mat before burying a knee into Chevalier. Chevalier takes a few steps out of the corner, hunched over and holding his gut as Reb kicks FPV out of the ring an on to the floor.
Reb turns around
Zach Davis: a little sweet chin music with that super kick by Chevalier!
Reb goes down and Morris hit’s the ring, running straight for Roy whose across from him and knocking him off the apron with a flying elbow as Cheveliar hit’s a drop kick on Wiliams.
Kyle Steel: Zach, we’re in for one hell of a match! Not even ten seconds in an the Dreamboat Express is already standing tall in the ring.
Zach Davis: I just hope that the ref can keep all this under control
* Dream boat express stands in the middle of the ring, Morris watching Speede’s corner as Chevalier watches Icnonic Order’s. suddenly Speede an Wiliams slide into the ring as all four men start going at it trading rights and lefts. Back and forth they go. Reb an FPV slide into the ring and join the fight, getting the upper hand on Dreamboat Express. Morris goes tumbling backwards as FPV just continues to lay the boots on him till he rolls out of the ring as Iconic Order gets the double team on Chevalier beating him down, whipping him towards Speede and the ropes. Speede see’s Chevalier coming as low bridges the ropes. Reb comes running towards Speede as he just gets back up to his feet and hits him with a cloths lines. Both men tumble over the ropes but Speede uses his remarkable agility to hang onto the ropes and stay on the apron. Reb dumps to the outside Williams isn’t too far behind but Speede ducks in the middle ropes and nails a shoulder. Williams backs off as FPV comes from behind with a running knee to the square of Williams back. Williams stumbles towards Speede again who uses the ropes as leverage and pele kicks Williams back towards FPV and gets a brain buster for his troubles.
Roy looks back quick and sees that Reb and Chevalier are getting up from the floor…
Kyle Steel: spring board moon sault !
CROWD: OOWWUUHHH !
Zach Davis: Williams provided enough of a distraction to let Reb an Chevalier to gain their bearings. Roy tried for that moonsault to continue some crowd control but essentially got power bombed by both men who just drilled him to the mat below.
* Back in the ring Williams just kicked out of a quick two count. No sooner does FPV get up but gets drilled by swinging neck breaker from the waiting Morris. Morris wastes no time in ascending the ropes and nailing a top rope leg drop.
Zach Davis: Highland Park Plunge !
Kyle Steel: Cover him!
* Morris doesn’t make the cover yet gets up and drags FPV over to the middle of the ring and straps on a figure four. With no where to go, FPV screams in pain. The seconds feel like hours to him as he can’t get to the ropes. It looks as if FPV is about to tap..
The ref checks on him..
Kyle Steel: Out of no where comes a spring board drop kick by Johnny Reb who just hits Morris right in the mush.
* Chevalier gets back into the ring, the same time Williams gets up. Reb an Morris start slugging it out as FPV once again rolls out of the ring. Chevalier runs to attack Reb but Williams makes the save, hit’s a spear on Chevalier and continues with a few mounted punches.
Zach Davis: Look at that, the ref’s had enough an is trying to re establish some order in this match. He demands that Williams an Chevalier get out of the ring.
* Williams cloths lines Chevalier out of the ring as he makes his way to his corner, leaving Reb and Morris to duke it out.
Reb and Morris duke it out some more until Reb hit’s a drop toe hold into a Boston crab. Morris fights it as Reb struggles to get it in. Morris grabs Reb’s ankle and tries to pull him out from his own footing and succeeds. Morris now has the crab locked in. Reb somehow makes it towards the ropes. Morris keeps the hold on till the ref makes him break at four an a half. Morris breaks the hold, picking up Reb into a stalling vertical suplex. Morris makes the cover..
Morris gets up, takng Reb with him and just sicks on him like a dog by means of an iron claw submission before lauching Reb off the ropes. Morris ducks for a back body drop but Reb jumps over him with a sunset flip.
Both men get back to their feet as Reb nails a face breaker DDT.
Morris hit’s the ground as Chevalier runs in and plants Reb down with a bulldog.
Morris rolls out of the ring
Reb hit’s the ground,
Kyle Steel: Former world Champion Jay Williams hit’s the scene to aid Johnny Reb! Chevalier gets up..
Zach Davis: Williams sits him back down with that Dynamite Kick!
Speede hops the ropes.
Speede breaks up the count kick a stiff kick to Williams head! He picks Williams up and lands a few stiff elbow before whipping Williams into the ropes. Speede runs off the opposite side to try for a running DDT but Williams counters with a northern light suplex.
Kyle Steel: A lot of fast paced action to be expected, a lot of pin attempts an a lot of confusion here tonight.
Morris gets in
FPV gets in
Speede and Williams are still in.
Kyle Steel: four men in the ring, what’s going on ?
Morris runs at FPV an hits an STO
Zach Davis: Roy hit the ground in that pin attempt and both men want in.
The ref signals the tag that Morris is the legal man verse Williams who rushes Morris with a flurry of rights that back him into the ropes. Morris is able to get his right hand free and lock on that iron claw again.
Zach Davis: Its overly simple but that iron claw is a very effective move.
Morris keeps the hold on Williams and walks him around the ring back towards Chevalier. Morris whips Williams into the Express corner. Morris tags Chevalier, then turns Williams, clutches him in a German suplex hold and backs up three steps. Chevalier steps into the ring, then superkicks Williams. The momentum then forces a release German suplex by Morris.
Broken up by FPV!
FPV, the brawler just going to town on Chevalier with mounted punches before moving down to Chevaliers legs.
Zach Davis: The Pearly gates !!
Kyle Steel: He just took out the ref too, what the hell !?
* From the Pearly Gates to the The Duster- Chevalier is done.
No ref- FPV doesn’t realize.
Morris hit’s the ring and rips FPV off with a chicken wing!
Speede hit’s the ring.
Iconic Order hit’s the ring.
Speede runs towards them.
Zach Davis: Williams with a spine buster on Speede!
Reb runs and hit’s a spring board DDT on Morris, taking FPV with them.
Kyle Steel: FPV may have just broken his neck there.
* Reb covers Morris a new ref makes his way down to ringside to make the count.
Zach Davis: New champs!
FPV just barely breaks up the count.
Zach Davis: FPV was caught underneath that DDT, Morris popped off of him, Reb made the cover an FPV being the champion that he is made the save.
* the ref is on top of things once again trying to square away some order in this match.
Iconic order is sent back to the corners, Speede is sent back to the corners and Morris is sent back to his corner. FPV tries to take advantage of the situation and cover Chevalier.
Kyle Steel: With the time to recover, Chevalier makes kicks out. This just shows you how much these guys want to make an impact in WCF.
Chevalier gets up with FPV and rakes the eyes. Chevalier backs FPV into the ropes, where he tags Morris. As Chevalier irish whips FPV, Morris waits. When FPV reaches Chevalier, he picks him up for a spinning spinebuster. When Chevalier gets hold of FPV, Morris runs towards the two. Halfway through the rotation, Morris grabs the opponents head and drives him down with a neck breaker.
Zach Davis: Morris and Chevalier with a move they call “ the one way ticket”.
FPV hit’s the ground, Speede hit’s the ring.
Chevalier runs towards him to make the interception as Morris makes the pin attempt.
Zach Davis: Gulf Coast Goodnight!
Morris covers FPV
KICK OUT !!
Kyle Steel: Roy Speede looks like he jacked his neck up really good on that. He rolls out of the ring to try an minimize damage.
Zach Davis: But he left FPV alone in the ring.
Chevalier exit’s the ring as Morris picks up FPV and nails a massive brain buster.
The cover again.
Jay Williams breaks up the pin
Kyle Steel: For those at home, FPV survived that pin attempt but its now Williams verse Morris.
* Williams wastes no time in setting up an connecting with the Williams driver, the cover
Zach Davis: Williams driver, soo close!
Williams wastes no time in whipping Morris into the corner and sets him up for a back body drop but here comes chevalier up under Williams, trying to get Williams up in an electric chair drop but soon in comes Reb…
Kyle Steel: TOWER OF DOOM!!
* All men are down as the original referee gets up and looks around and starts arguing the second ref over his hand in this match. Suddenly Reb Covers Chevalier as Morris just gets his arm draped over Williams.
Zach Davis: Who won?
Kyle Steel: The ref’s are arguing over who had legal rights in this match. Considering all men hit the ground at the same time and none of them were on the out side of the ring.
Zach Davis: I’ll tell you who was though.. FPV- he’s in the ring !
* FPV sizes up Russle morris as he picks him up and gets him to his feet and kicks him in the gut.
Kyle Steel: Duster Baby!!
AND HE GETS THE PIN!
Winner: FPV and Roy Speede