WCF Ultimate Showdown Results Jul 18, 2011 23:12:33 GMT -5
Post by thefutureisnow on Jul 18, 2011 23:12:33 GMT -5
The "Get Thrown Over The Top Rope And You're Fired" Match
Russell Morris vs Paul Montuori vs Tek vs Steve Thunder
Russell Morris vs Paul Montuori vs Tek vs Steve Thunder
As “I Can’t Stop” starts, the crowd begins to boo. Spot lights rotate around the arena until they focus on the entrance ramp moment before the first impact. When the first impact happens, Morris emerges on the entrance way with the beautiful Annabelle. She leads the way as Morris provokes the crowd on the way to the ring.
Zach Davis: Last week Morris put up an impressing showing against Jay Price and Aubrey Summers in an attempt to qualify for tonight's main event. Tonight I'm sure he's looking to rebound from that disappointing loss.
Kyle Steel: Not only that, I'm sure he's looking to save his job.
When he reaches the ring and climbs up the stairs, he tells Annabelle to open the ropes for him. As she does, he wipes his feet on the ring apron and steps in. Making his way towards the corner, he climbs and holds his arms out wide to the chagrin of the crowd. He steps down and has Annabelle remove his robe and exit the ring.
Renegade by Jay-Z begins to play...
Zach Davis: And here comes our second competitor, Paul Monuori.
The Arena's lights glow brightly as Paul Montuori slowly walks out, as the Arena slightly shakes and vibrates as the crowd boos at the appearance of the hippy attired. Montouri walks down the aisle and towards the ring, with his palms up.
Kyle Steel: You ever wonder if he washes those hippie clothes?
As Montuori walks near the ringside area, the fans continue their tirade at Montuori, as he slides under the bottom rope and waits for his opponent.
The lights go out in the Giant Center as Hollywood Undead's Tear It up play. The camera goes to the stage there is a figure standing there. They put a spot light to where the figure stands and it shows a man wearing long black basketball shorts and wearing a black pair of DC shoes and wearing a black and white LA dodger hat with a water bottle in hand. This man comes walking down the ramp as he drinks from the water bottle and bopping his head to the song.
Zach Davis: And here comes Tek.
“Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed hits the speakers, and Steve Thunder walks to the ring uncaringly, slides under the bottom rope, and waits in the corner of the ring.
Kyle Steel: And the final competitor in this match, Steve Thunder.
Senior Referee Stanley Moser signals for the bell...
DING!! DING!! DING!!
...and all four competitors rush each other at the same time. Morris and Tek lock up as Thunder pops Montuori in the jaw with a right and then shoots him into the ropes. Montuori comes back and Thunder drops him to the mat with clothesline. Meanwhile Morris has won the tie up with Tek and he puts him in a side headlock. He cranks on the neck and then hits a swinging neckbreaker out of nowhere. Morris gets back up to his feet and Thunder goes right for him, hitting him across the back of the head with a forearm shot. Morris is caught off guard and stumbles toward the ropes. Thunder runs up behind him and tries to throw him over the top rope but Morris has the ring presence to grab the ropes and land on the apron.
Kyle Steel: And we almost had our first victim of the match.
Thunder however didn't notice that Morris wasn't eliminated and already has attention on Tek, who is back to his feet. Thunder waits until he turns around and then snaps off the Climate Control. Thunder tries to pick up Tek to eliminate him when Morris intervenes, hitting him from behind with a low blow. Thunder drops Tek to the mat and Morris grabs him by the back of the head and leads him to the ropes before throwing him over.
Zach Davis: AND STEVE THUNDER IS THE FIRST ELIMINATED!
Kyle Steel: WHICH MEANS THE FORMER UNITED STATES CHAMPION IS FIRED!
On the other side of the ring Paul Montuori has Tek in the corner and is trying to lift him up over the top rope. Tek fights back with a kick to the head that stuns Montuori momentarily. Tek then hops up onto the top turnbuckle and flies off with a Flying Skytwister Face Kick.
Zach Davis: What a move from Tek!
Tek gets back up to his feet, pulls Montuori up and throws him over the top rope.
Kyle Steel: AND PAUL MONTUORI IS THE SECOND PERSON ELIMINATED!
Tek has little time to celebrate as he turns around and Morris nails him with a kick to the midsection. Morris then lifts him up and drops him headfirst with a brainbuster. Morris picks him up and then carries him over to the ropes and dumps him to the ground.
Zach Davis: AND THERE GOES TEK! MORRIS WINS!
The bells sounds and the referee enters to raise Russell's arm in victory.
Kyle Steel: And tonight Russell Morris has gotten back on the winning path and saved his job. Congratulations to him.
"I Can't Stop" hits the speakers as Annabelle enters the ring to celebrate with Russell. The two celebrate and then exit the ring.
Zach Davis: So I guess...
"The Pursuit of Vikings" by Amon Amarth hits the PA system as Creeping Death and Joey Flynn walk out from the back. As they pass Morris on the ramp CD gives him a nod of approval, and then they head down to ringside. CD pulls Tek up to his feet and then drops him with a Burning Hammer and Flynn does the same with Montuori. CD then pulls Thunder up to his feet and rolls him into the ring before sliding in himself. CD and Flynn pick up Thunder together and then drop him with a Double Burning Hammer!
Kyle Steel: HOLY *BLEEP*! CD AND FLYNN HAVE JUST GONE ON A HAMMER DROPPING SPREE!
"The Pursuit of Vikings" hits the PA system again as CD throws up the devil horns and the ppv fades out to an advertisement for WCF merchandise.
The Greatest Thing In The History Of Things
Not Afraid by Eminem hits the PA and the fans go crazy wondering what the Perfect Ten is doing coming out from backstage so early before the Main Event. Already dressed in her ring attire she makes her way down the ramp before sliding into the ring. Asking for a microphone she was handed one before stepping in the center of the stage.
Kaylyn James Evans: “Well... like I said this week.. tonight... is a night for reveals.”
Kaylyn was silent for a moment as the crowd went wild. Keeping that microphone by her lips she waited until they calmed down before speaking again.
Kaylyn James Evans: “Wow.. quite a reaction. Anyway.. yes. Tonight is going to be my time to shine. Whether it be in the Main Event, or not. How can that be you ask? Well... as you have all seen, lately I have been doing some photo shoots. Last month when I stripped in front of the camera...”
She stopped as the cat calls came from the crowd. A soft laugh coming from her is heard over the PA.
Kaylyn James Evans: “Well, last month I got a phone call from Hugh Hefner himself asking if I would like to be July's playboy playmate.”
Again the cheers from the crowd had her silenced for a moment.
Kaylyn James Evans: “Well, just like all of you just hearing that getting excited... that's the same feeling I had... and well, like I said... tonight... is about reveals... so... without further adieu.”
From the ceiling a huge display came unrolled before hanging there above the center of the ring. Two sided so all the fans could see. Even lit up on the WCF-Tron was that cover.
Kaylyn stayed quiet as the cheers and cat calls went on in the crowd raising to new heights. After a moment she raised a hand to her lips for them to silent down.
Kaylyn James Evans: “I guess a reaction like that says it all. No matter what happens in the Main Event tonight.... Ultimate Showdown is my night to shine.”
With that Eminem's Not Afraid came over the PA once again and Kaylyn tossed the microphone down before dropping to the ground and rolling out of the ring. Not acknowledging the fans once more as she returned to the back.
Aubrey Summers vs Michael Santiago vs Doc Henry
"I Don't Wanna Stop" by Ozzy Osbourne plays throughout the arena as the lights dim, blue and white strobe lights flood the stage and tunnel. A shadow begins to emerge from the tunnel as the music builds, as Santiago comes into focus the crowd begins chanting. Santiago makes his way down the ramp as the crowd pops, as he gets to ringside he rolls into the ring and taunts in the center before climbing a turnbuckle and continuing to taunt.
Zach Davis: Here's Michael Santiago, one half of The Perfect Alliance!
The GNR version of "Sympathy For The Devil" hits the PA system. As the drums hit the house lights fade, and red and blue lights strobe. At "Please allow me to introduce myself", Doc and Mary walk out onto the stage, and look back and forth over the audience. As the crowd boos, they make their way to the ring, where Doc rolls in. Standing, he grins proudly as he pops the crowd drawing more boos. Mocking them, he sits on the turnbuckle and awaits his opponents...
Zach Davis: And here's Doc Henry--
Kyle Steel: Along with his lovely wife Mary!
Zach Davis: I was about to say that before you cut me off!
A soft giggle can be heard as bright pink strobes pulse throughout the arena as "Blow" by Ke$ha kicks off throughout the arena. The crowd gets to their feet as out from the back comes Aubrey Summers with a skip to her step. She points out towards one side of the crowd before turning and pointing at the other side of the audience before she walks to the middle of the stage. Aubrey then spins around bending down and shaking her booty before springing up and spinning on her heels with her arms out. Aubrey winks at the fans before she heads down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans on her way towards the ring.
Aubrey then heads around to the side of the ring, jumping up on the apron before climbing up to her feet. She then walks across the apron before bending down to step between the top two ropes. She then grinds and rotates her ass along the rope before stepping into the ring with a smile. She then heads to the corner, climbing up and pointing one hand out at the fans with a grin. Aubrey then pulls on the ropes to warm up before the start of the match.
Zach Davis: And here is the beautiful and talented Aubrey Summers!
Kyle Steel: Aubrey's made quite an impression during her first few weeks here in WCF. She's been winning matches and she's drawn the affections of none other than Roy Speede!
Zach Davis: Not to mention the ire of Kaylyn James Evans.
Kyle Steel: I prefer to keep the tabloid headlines out of these matches, Zach.
Zach Davis: Back to the wrestling side of things, all three of these superstars fell short in their attempts to qualify for tonight's Ultimate Showdown main event, but they're still in the mix and with a victory tonight any one of them can be knocking on the door as a title contender!
Doc makes a beeline toward Aubrey as soon as the match begins. Doc looks Aubrey up and down and then makes a crude comment to her that causes Aubrey's eyes to grow wide. Doc grins and chuckles like that sly Southern Rogue that he is. Aubrey reels back with her hand and slaps Doc hard across the face. The crowd OOOOH's at that one. Doc chuckles again, rubs his cheek with his hand and then spears Aubrey. Henry unloads on Summers with grounded punches before Santiago pulls Doc up from behind. Santi turns Doc around and plants him with a lifting DDT. Aubrey gets to her feet and surprises Santiago by snapmaring him forward into a nasty piledriver. Aubrey turns her attention back to Doc and waits for him to get up. Doc gets to his feet and Aubrey runs at him and hits a leg drop bulldog that drives Doc to the mat with the brunt of her body weight. Santiago sneaks up behind Aubrey and grabs her hair to get a hold on her, then he drops her with a spinning neckbreaker.
Zach Davis: There's no love lost between Michael Santiago and Aubrey Summers! They've become quick enemies during their time here in WCF!
Santiago sets Summers up for a piledriver, but his efforts are thwarted when Doc flies off the middle turnbuckle with a diving spear.
Kyle Steel: Doc just hit Santiago with the Confederate Rocket! He could have this match in the bag!
Doc hooks Santiago's leg as he makes the cover.
Aubrey dives in to break up the pin. Doc angrily gets to his feet and thumbs Aubrey in the eye. Aubrey retaliates with a kick to the grapefruits that leaves Doc gripping his considerable manhood while his eyes roll back into his skull.
Zach Davis: One good cheapshot deserves another!
Kyle Steel: Both of those moves were illegal but the refs do tend to grant a little bit more leniency in these triple threat style matches, plus it's pay-per-view! You get to see all of the good stuff that we can't show on network TV!
Zach Davis: Like eyepokes and groin shots?
Kyle Steel: Well yeah.... that's worth $59.99 plus applicable taxes and fees, right?
Summers charges and hits Doc with a stiff lariat.
Zach Davis: That lariat was stiff but I don't think Doc is gonna be getting stiff anytime soon!
Kyle Steel: Don't count him out, Zach. As they say, the South will rise again!
Aubrey waits for Doc to get up then pounces and hits a pretty flipping neckbreaker. With Doc on the mat Aubrey uses her long, toned legs to lock Henry in a body scissors submission.
Zach Davis: She's got legs and she knows how to use them!
Kyle Steel: You ain't lying, Mr. D. The body scissors might look like a fairly rudimentary hold and it is, but what it does is constrict the lungs, making it harder to breathe. Obviously if you can't breathe then you can't wrestle!
Zach Davis: Or do anything other than drift into a state of unconsciousness.
Doc does his damnedest to fight the submission hold while Mary shouts encouragement to him from ringside. The ref checks with Doc to see if he wants to quit, but Doc remains steadfast and vigilant.
Kyle Steel: Doc is fighting the body scissors with all his might, but it looks like he's starting to fade!
Suddenly, Santiago flies off the top rope with an elbow drop onto Summers, forcing her to break the hold.
Zach Davis: Santiago came out of nowhere with that elbow! He might have just saved this match for himself AND Doc!
Aubrey gets to her feet while clutching her bosom at the spot where Santiago dropped that elbow. Santi cracks Aubrey in the back of her head with an enziguri that drops her to the mat, and then pulls her up only to drop her once more with a short-arm clothesline.
Zach Davis: Santiago is showing no mercy to his rival Aubrey Summers! He's got her covered! Will that be enough for the pin?
Santiago hops to his feet and sets up in the corner of the ring.
Kyle Steel: It looks like Santi is waiting to pounce with the TPA Kick! Aubrey is getting to her feet... this doesn't look good for Ms. Summers!
Aubrey gets to a standing position and Santiago immediately goes in for the kill with his version of Sweet Chin Music. Aubrey ducks his advance at the last possible second. Before Santiago knows what's happening, he finds himself being lifted up and Rock Bottomed to the mat.
Zach Davis: Gambler's Hand! Doc just hit the Gambler's Hand on Santiago!
Kyle Steel: Fortunately for Santiago, the impact of the move caused him to roll out of the ring!
Santiago lands on the floor at the feet of Doc's wife/manager Mary. Mary gets a wicked look on her face. The ref warns her not to pull any funny business, but Mary tells the ref to focus on the match and points into the ring, where Doc just plastered Aubrey in the face with a spinning heel kick. With the ref focused on the in-ring action, Mary gets a running head start and drills Santiago in the kisser with a Shining Wizard.
Zach Davis: Good night! Santiago just tasted the business end of Mary's designer brand stilettos and he might be out cold on the arena floor!
Kyle Steel: Now Mary is paintbrushing Santiago with slaps and taunting him! It looks like she's trying to wake him up!
Doc drops Aubrey with a DDT in the ring and then turns his attention to the proceedings on the outside. Mary backs away from Santiago as Santi slowly gets to his feet, clearly looking dazed. Doc climbs to the top rope and then flies off with a stage dive that catches Santiago flush and sends him to the floor under Doc's body weight, in a dazzling display of athleticism by the Confederate Champion.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Zach Davis: What a move by the Doc! Doc Henry just gave us a highlight reel moment in this match, and give the assist to Mary on that one!
Doc gets to his feet and brushes himself off. The crowd reacts to Doc with a loud cheer, for once, and Doc takes a bow. The cheers quickly turn to boos when the crowd remembers that he is in fact Doc Henry. Doc chuckles and then rolls Santiago into the ring.
Zach Davis: Here's Doc with the cover on Santiago!
Kyle Steel: Summers broke up the pin at the last second! Doc doesn't look too pleased about it either!
Doc angrily gets to his feet. Aubrey is waiting for him and she pounces with the Last Kiss, her patented bicycle kick. Doc ducks the kick. Aubrey turns around to face Doc, and Doc charges and hits another powerful spear.
Kyle Steel: For my money nobody in this business today can match Doc Henry spear for spear! He comes hard up the middle with authority and then he explodes on you! A young woman like Aubrey is perfect prey for the power of Doc Henry's spear!
Doc stands in the corner of the ring with a cold, calculating look on his face, waiting to pounce on his prey as Aubrey gets to her feet. When she does, Doc clips her from behind this time with a chop block. Doc quickly locks his hands around the fallen Aubrey's waist, lifts her up and flips her overhead with a textbook German suplex. Doc pops up to his feet with a sneer on his face. Unbeknownst to Doc, Santiago has been gradually recovering on the mat. When Doc turns around to face Santiago, Santi lashes out with his TPA Kick once again. Doc alertly ducks the attempt, but the ref cannot and he goes down in a heap on the mat.
Zach Davis: Santiago just took out the ref!
Santiago looks down at the ref with his mouth agape, realizing what he's done. Doc snickers at Santiago from behind, drawing his attention. Santiago turns around and is met with a boot to the midsection followed by a devastating Pedigree in the middle of the ring.
Kyle Steel: Doc has both of his opponents down on the mat, but there's no ref to count a pin!
Doc winks at his wife. Mary struts over to a ringside attendant and snatches the Confederate Championship belt from him. She slides the belt into the ring. Doc grabs the belt and lays it out flat on the mat. Doc pulls Santiago to his feet, lifts him up and drops him with a vicious Gambler's Hand onto the Confederate belt. Doc sees Aubrey getting up in the corner of his eye and picks the belt up from the mat. Doc goes to bash Aubrey in the head with the belt, but Aubrey ducks under it. Doc spins around and eats a bicycle kick from Aubrey. Doc, and his belt, go flying through the ring ropes to the arena floor.
Zach Davis: Aubrey just cleared Doc from the ring with the Last Kiss and she's now alone in the ring with her barely conscious nemesis Michael Santiago!
At this precise moment a second referee charges out to the ring.
Kyle Steel: And we now have a ref, Zachy!
Outside of the ring, Mary yanks up her skirt and gives Doc a faceful of poon, hoping to revive him with her scent. Inside of the ring, Santiago slowly staggers to his feet. Aubrey immediately pounces on Santi and hits a leg-trap Sunset flip powerbomb in the middle of the ring.
Zach Davis: Heatwave! Aubrey hit the Heatwave on Santiago! She makes the cover!
Doc slides into the ring, desperately trying to make the save.
Zach Davis: Aubrey did it! She pinned Santiago! Doc almost made the save, but he was a split-second too late!
"Blow" hits the PA and Aubrey bounces to her feet. The Hershey crowd rewards Aubrey's efforts with a loud cheer while the ref raises her hand in victory. Aubrey hops onto the turnbuckles to celebrate her win and soak in the adoration of the fans.
Kyle Steel: Aubrey is sweeter than all of the chocolate in Hershey, Zach!
Meanwhile in the ring, Doc is slamming the mat with his fists in anger while Mary tries her best to console him.
WCF Tag Team Titles Match
Mr. FPV and Creeping Death vs The Arch Angels
Mr. FPV and Creeping Death vs The Arch Angels
Zach Davis: Next up we've got ourselves a match for the Tag Team Titles!
Kyle Steel: That's right. And in a twist, Mr. FPV has found himself quite a partner to fill in for Roy Speede tonight.
Voice: You wanted Evil. You get the Evil, the one, the only Arch Angels!
"Douchebag" by Limp Bizkit starts playing and out walks Blair in a $10,000 blue suit with a red tie. He waves as Shadow and Black Angel step out. The walk towards the ring getting pelted with cups and popcorn.
Zach Davis: And here come the challengers, The Arch Angels!
Shadow slides into the ring as Black Angel steps threw the second rope. All three stand in the middle of the ring and give the "Arch Angel" sign. Blair takes Shadows hood off and green mist is sprayed into the air.
The arena darkens, as the smooth bass groove of "Mountain Song" starts to play, and crowd pops when the song starts to cresendo.
"COMMIN' DOWN THE MOUNTAIN!"
And with that Mr. FPV comes out the curtains, a look on his face determined to win the challenge put forth in front of him.
Kyle Steel: And here is one half of the WCF Tag Team Champions, Mr. FPV!
He slides into the ring from under the ropes, and climbs a turnbuckle to give the crowd the devils horns, repeats the process for the other three posts, then sits down in a lotus position, waiting for his partner.
The lights in the venue suddenly cut to black as the familiar opening to "For Whom the Bell Tolls" plays. The crowd is jacked up and gets louder after every toll. After six tolls, there is silence. A solitary light hits the stage. Out from the back walk six men. These are big dudes, too. Vikings to be exact. Three stand on each side of the entrance. They're all carrying shields and swords, long hair, beards, legit looking vikings. "Keeper of the Gates" by Hound of Hades hits the PA system and the place explodes into cheers. The lights flash to the music as it chugs along. As soon as the lyrics kick in, Creeping Death emerges from the back. He's decked out in viking garb as well. Armor, shield, sword, and even a viking helm with face plate. Colorful lights now circle the night sky and through the crowd. CD marches down to the ring, all six vikings behind him in two single file lines.
Zach Davis: And his partner for the night, Creeping Death!
The crowd is going ba-fucking-nanas. As he reaches the ring, CD places his shield against the ring, and his sword by the steps. Creeping Death then drops the viking armor and furs off his body, and takes off the horned helm. CD rolls into the ring itself and sits in the far corner, waiting for the match to begin. As he does, the six vikings walk up and remain on the stage for the duration of the match.
Senior Referee Stanley Moser does his usual pre-match patdown for foreign objects and then signals for the bell.
DING!! DING!! DING!!
Creeping Death and Shadow step out onto the apron as Black Angel and FPV circle each other a few times. They finally tie up with FPV gaining control. He places Angel first in a side headlock and then turns it into a hammerlock. Black fights back with an elbow shot to the face. It connects but FPV maintains the hold. Black with a second elbow, but FPV ducks it and connects with a knee to the gut before dropping Angel with a ddt. FPV with the pin attempt.
And Angel kicks out before the two count. FPV pulls Angel back up to his feet and tries to whip him into the ropes. Angel reverses it and brings FPV in for a short arm clothesline. Angel then walks over to his corner and tags in Shadow. Shadow enters and the two pull FPV to his feet before executing a double suplex. The referee gets Black Angel out of the ring and turns around in time to see Shadow going for a pin attempt.
And FPV gets the shoulder up before the three count.
Zach Davis: And we almost had new Tag Team Champions there. FPV really needs to make a tag in the worst way.
Shadow pulls FPV to his feet and then whips him toward his corner. Shadow gets the referee's attention by pointing toward his neck, and Black Angel takes advantage by grabbing FPV and laying into his head with a few punches.
Kyle Steel: Oh come on ref! Turn around!
The referee turns around and Angel quickly backs away. Shadow moves in and FPV from out of nowhere hits a kick to the gut. He spins around and nails Angel in the jaw with and elbow before running toward Shadow and dropping him with a running ddt. FPV then gets up and dives toward a waiting CD, tagging him in.
Zach Davis: And here comes Creeping Death!
CD enters the ring and runs straight at Shadow, dropping him with a knee strike to the head. He doesn't lose any momentum as he runs toward Black Angel, who had just gotten back up on the apron, and hits him with a Busaiku Knee kick, knocking him to the ground. He turns back around in time to see Shadow stumbling to stay on his feet. CD grabs him and lifts him up before nailing a Burning Hammer.
Kyle Steel: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNING HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA!
He starts to go for the pin attempt when he looks over at FPV. Then he looks at the crowd. Then he points to FPV and they pop. CD walks over to him and tags him into the match. FPV enters the ring and slaps an STF onto Shadow as CD runs and hits a suicide dive out of the ring into Black Angel. Back in the ring Shadow tries to fight the urge to tap out but eventually succumbs to the pain. The referee rings for the bell and FPV releases the hold.
Zach Davis: And FPV and Creeping Death have retained the WCF Tag Titles!
"Mountain Song" hits the PA system as CD rolls back into the ring to get his arm raised. The show fades out to an ad for next month's PPV as the two roll out of the ring.
August 22nd, 2011