WCF Slam Results: 7/4...5?/11 Jul 5, 2011 21:32:14 GMT -5
Post by Corey Black on Jul 5, 2011 21:32:14 GMT -5
The cameras catch up with Kaylyn James Evans who is walking towards her locker room after entering the building. She approaches with caution as she can see the door isn’t completely closed. She pushes the door open and steps lightly; a figured is silhouetted sitting in a chair looking back at her from the most distant wall.
Man: Hey Blue Fin.
Kaylyn: Who are --
The door comes crashing down . Kaylyn get out of the way just in time as the door gets kicked off its hinges.
Man: Damn it Odin, now people will know we’re here.
]Odin: How ya doin’ Blue Fin?
Kaylyn throws a punch at Odin but Odin catches it and squeezes her hand tight.
Odin: I can break it you know but I have.. Other… things in mind.
Odin motions to Santiago who stands up, folding the chair and taking it with him.
Santiago: Ya know Kaylyn, what Odin won’t do- I certainly will. We heard that you like playing with chairs.
Odin: We like to play with chairs too.
With out warning Odin back hands Kaylyn into Santiago who slams her to the ground by her hair. Odin puts his foot on kaylyns chest to prevent her from getting up.
Odin: You must feel like a real tough chick, don’t cha?
Santiago sets up the chair over Kaylynns head so that the support bar between the legs pressed up under her chin as Odin keeps her pinned.
Odin: Do you know what my favorite game was when I was a kid? Musical chairs. Sure it was all fun and games when the music was going but when the music stopped.. Well, I’m sure you can image what I’d do to get seat.
Santiago: Odin do you hear that?
Odin: I don’t know Santi’, It don’t sound like there’s music.
Santiago: You’d better find a seat then.
Odin: There’s one right here; do you think anyone would mind if I sat in it?
Santiago: Be my guest.
Odin: Do you mind, Blue Fin ?
Odin sits on the chair, adding the crushing weight of frame to it. Santiago kneel down and decides to have a chat with Kaylyn but not before brushing her hair aside.
Santiago: We know that you like being the center of attention but there is such a thing as the wrong kind. This right here Blue Fin, this is the wrong kind. You wanted to get involved in Odin’s affairs, that’s one thing.. You wanted to gloat and brag and parade yourself around WCF; well that’s something completely different. Its different because now I have to deal with it, with you. I nearly tore Ana Valentines legs from their hip joints and you wana teennie bop around- you make me fucking SICK! So this is the warning to just stay out of our affairs because now I WILL take your little title because you’ve made it clear is just something to give your ass more air time. This is wrestling, not the spring break. Although this could be neck break if you’re not careful. I could hum the wheels on the bus for a few seconds, just long enough for Odin to get off the chair, stop and boom! He plops his nearly four hundred pound fat ass back down on that chair and POP.. Goes your head.
Odin: This isn’t even about number 6-7-2. This is about showing you and WCF that The Alliance is all about business. You and Steve take away from business.. So if you’re not careful then we’ll take the business away from both of you.
Just then, Steve Thunder rushes into the room after hearing all of the commotion and starts laying heavy rights onto Odin who starts to tip off his seat. Santiago jumps up and begins clubbing at the back of Steve. All three men topple over each other as Santiago pulls Steve up and they start trading blows. Steve gets the upper hand as he battles Santiago right out of the room leaving Odin. Odin gets up close and personal with Steve as Kaylyn starts to get to her feet, rubbing her neck. Odin just smiles and laughs to himself as he walks out of the room under his own power, knowing the message has been sent. Scene cuts out.
Oblivious to all of this, Creeping Death is seen in his office as the scene cuts there. In his office is a man dressed in baggy jeans and a hoodie.
Creeping Death: You're sure you want this shot? I mean... I don't care either way. I can go out there and show those other five guys what's up, or I can let you have the shot.
The man nods.
Creeping Death: It's all you, then.
Ultimate Showdown Preview #1
Six Man Elimination Match
Shadow vs Paul Montuori vs Russel Morris vs Da Funk vs Tek vs
Six Man Elimination Match
Shadow vs Paul Montuori vs Russel Morris vs Da Funk vs Tek vs
Kyle Steel: Our first match of the night is an Ultimate Showdown preview match!
Zach Davis: The rules are simple. Two men in the ring at a time. Tags are legal, but not needed. Lucha rules apply in regards to tags. Once a man hits the floor, another is allowed in legally. Elimination rules....
"Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots starts playing as smoke fills the entrance way. Out steps Shadow blowing green mist in the air followed by Blair. He walks slowly towards the ring with his index and middle fingers of his right hand on his throat. Shadow rolls in under the bottom rope and sits up on one knee. He blows red mist and stands up. Blair takes the hood off of Shadows head and Shadow sprays more green mist.
Zach Davis: The mysterious man from Japan, Shadow!
Renegade by Jay-Z hits and Paul Montouri comes out from the back. He casually slides in and waits for the bell to ring.
Zach Davis: The new guy!
“I Can’t Stop” by Flux Pavillion hits! As the song starts, the crowd begins to boo. Spot lights rotate around the arena until they focus on the entrance ramp moment before the first impact. When the first impact happens, Morris emerges on the entrance way with the beautiful Annabelle. She leads the way as Morris provokes the crowd on the way to the ring.
Zach Davis: The other new guy!
The Casino Inc. remix of "Da Funk" by Daft Punk booms, signaling the arrival of the wrestler of the same name, as Da Funk charges right through the curtains at top speed, into the ring, where he busts some moves to the music until it stops, and goes to corner waiting.
Zach Davis: Da Funk lost his entrance music. Sucks!
Hollywood Undead's Tear It up play and the camera goes to the stage there is a figure standing there. They put a spot light to the figure stands and it shows a man wearing long black basketball shorts and wearing a black pair of DC shoes and wearing a black and white LA dodger hat with a water bottle in hand. This man comes walking down the ramp as he drinks from the water bottle and bopping his head to the song. It's Tek.
Zach Davis: ... it's Tek!
Creeping Death emerges from the back with the man from his office. He sends the man to the ring, still dressed in the hoodie and jeans, and he rolls into the ring. CD his a mic.
Creeping Death: Ladies and gentlemen, I will not be participating his this match-up. I have given my slot to WCF's newest member... Joey Flynn. Show me what you got, kid.
The bell rings. Joey motions to everyone to leave the ring, except himself and Tek. They will be the two to begin things here tonight. Joey rushes in to Tek with big kicks to the legs, followed up with a headlock. Tek shoots Flynn off into the ropes, but Flynn ducks the clothesline, catches the arm and hits a giant snap Burning Hammer! The crowd pops in amazement! The pin on Tek!
Zach Davis: Are you fucking kidding me? Creeping Death sends this rookie to the ring, and the dude hits a Burning Hammer in six seconds?!
In the blink of an eye, Shadow is in the ring. Green mist to Joey Flynn's face! Joey rolls to the floor, and in comes Da Funk. Funk and Shadow trade blows. Da Funk shoots Shadow into a corner, and hits a bit dropkick! Shadow rolls to the floor himself. Russel Morris comes in on the floor tag rule and clubs at Da Funk. Funk fights him off and hits a snapmare, but Morris rolls through and boots Da Funk's head off!
Funk falls to the floor, bringing in Paul Montuori. Montuori and Morris stand face to face before punching each other in the nose! Both men continue to assault each other, until Shadow, Flynn, and Da Funk all rush in to take out Morris and Montuori. It was all for naught, though, as Morris and Montuori fight off all the men. Funk, Morris, and Shadow all head to the floor to fight, leaving Montuori and Flynn inside the ring. Joey is still rubbing his eyes from the mist, giving Montuori a shot and he takes it. A gigantic clothesline knocks Flynn's head almost off. Montuori dives through the ropes and takes out Morris and Da Funk! Shadow rolls in and pins Flynn!
Zach Davis: The new guy is out!
Eliminated: Joey Flynn
Morris is back in... BOOM! Piledriver to Shadow!
Zach Davis: The Japanese guy is out!
Da Funk is on the apron and goes for Beyond The Impossible for some reason, only to be caught in mid-air by Morris! POWERBOMB! Morris for the pin!
Eliminated: Da Funk
Zach Davis: The rave guy is out!
Leaving Morris and Montuori. Paul is back in the ring, back face to face with Russel. Trading shots back and forth again, not letting up this insane pace the match has. Montuori goes for a cradle pin!
MORRIS ROLLS THE PIN SO HE HAS PAUL'S SHOULDERS DOWN!
Eliminated: Paul Montuori
Zach Davis: The one new guy is out!
Russel Morris stands and Paul Monturi can't believe what he is seeing. The match was so fast paced that the eliminated men are still walking up the ramp.
Kyle Steel: Riviting commentary, Zach. Let's go over the facts. Paul and Russel looked like they have a future. Tek looks to be on his way out. Da Funk looked pretty good, as did Shadow. Joey Flynn ... who knows?
We go to commercial.
Phillip Baines and Buzzsaw Bundy vs Oblivion and ??
Kyle Steel: The much anticipated match up....
Zach Davis: Hate to interrupt, Kyle. But, I think this next match up, should be described as a very personal grudge match between two of the sickest muther fu-....
The crowd: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!
Zach Davis chuckles, under his breath.
Zach Davis: Two of the nastiest competitors, to ever step inside a WCF ring.
Kyle Steel: Yes, without the exception of Greenfever, Phillip Baines and Oblivion, could be heralded as the two nastiest wrestlers that this company has EVER seen. Yes, I said it!! This rivalry or as we old schoolers, like to call it a feud, this VERY VERY PERSONAL FEUD has done considerable damage to both men or I could say one man and a monster.
Zach Davis: We have had our share of feuds here in WCF, but this animosity... this hatred between the WCF Hardcore Champion and Oblivion has been raging on, for what seems like forever. Gallons of blood has been spilled and when it seems like they are at a point, in this rivalry, where it looks they have entered to a point of no return, this match has been ordered.
Kyle Steel: Coming up a tag team bout, pitting Phillip Baines and his choice of Buzzsaw Bundy facing off against Oblivion and IT's tag team partner...
Kyle looks over the paper, in front of him, flip it over several times.
Kyle Steel: Wait, I don't have that information.
Zach Davis flips over his papers as well.
Zach Davis: Neither do I. I guess we will find out, very shortly.
Kyle Steel: That has been the conversation, in the locker room, in the office and on the street. Who has Oblivion picked as IT's tag team partner?
Zach Davis: Phillip Baines said he could care less. But, he DID speculate it could be Jamacian Joe.
Kyle Steel: Oblivion had been playing mind games, ITself as he speculated The Dark One had talked to Slickie T Allen Guilliano, Doc Henry and even conjured up the dark spirits of Greenfever. But there has not even been word of any confirmations.
Zach Davis: But, I DO have some confirmation, we have Hank Brown backstage.... Take it away, Hank!!
Hank Brown stands backstage with a mic in his hand.
Hank Brown: Hank, Kyle I am standing backstage with..... OOF!!!
Oblivion shoves Hank Brown to the side. Th small interviewer flies sideways, with his feet as the last thing seen from Hank Brown.
Oblivion: This.... This Monster!! This Beast is infuriated with this... this... garbage!! This all of this!! Oblivion is fed with you....
Oblivion shoves IT's big right index finger right in the camera's lens, nearly breaking it.
Oblivion: You, Phillip Baines. The only thing you keeping oozing out of this yaptrap...
Hank Brown tries to get back into the picture....
Oblivion kicks Hank Brown, in the head with IT's massive right boot.
Oblivion: ....that oozing cesspool of a mouth. That you, The WCF Hardcore Champion, Phillip Baines have continuously keep beating Oblivion!! With that....
Hank Brown is crawling towards Oblivion. The Dark One just sighs, as he picks up Hank Brown and brushes him off. Hank Brown extended his hand out, expecting to receive the mic back. Oblivion slowly turns IT's head towards Hank....
The crowd: OU-U-U-U!
Kyle Steel: Damn.
Oblivion just stares at Hank Brown and shakes IT's right index finger, from side to side, before stomping the mid-section of Hank Brown. As Hank slowly begins to fall, Oblivion picks up Hank's face, under the chin. Oblivion steps back....
The crowd: OU-U-U-U!
Zach Davis: Damn.
Hank Brown is writhing around, grabbing his face. Oblivion drops to IT's knees and just stares at Hank Brown. Oblivion begins to sniff Hank Brown, as IT stands up and grabs the camera, pulling it closer.
Oblivion: Phillip Baines. THIS MONSTER HATES YOUR STINKIN' GUTS!! YOU MADE THIS PERSONAL!! NOT OBLIVION!! You have made numerous claims, after numerous claims that you have beaten Oblivion!! BIG WHOOPIE FRIGGIN' DO!!!
The crowd chuckles.
Oblivion: You may have gained victory after victory over Oblivion, but THIS beast has gained something even more valueable!!! You wanna know what that is, Phil?
The crowd: YEAH!!!
Oblivion responds back, almost like a bark...
The crowd: YEAH!!!
The crowd: YEAH!!!
Oblivion: With all those victories, you have claimed, Oblivion has beaten your ass all over this country and this Continent!! Oblivion has causes irreversible damage to your body, Phillip Baines!! You can lie to these Meatsacks. You can lie to the boys, in the back. Hell, you can even lie to your precious Gina and your own ass-kisser Bobby Cairo. But, Oblivion knows the damn truth. IT has taken years away from your career!! YOU KNOW, OBLIVION KNOWS, and even these damn Meatsacks , in the WCF Arena knows it!!!
The crowd cheers....
Oblivion: So, wear that championship proudly, with each match, Oblivion is gonna take bits and pieces, even chunks away from your career!! So, be proud that you have picked Buzzsaw Bundy, as your partner...
As Hank Brown is being tended to by WCF Medical, Hank screams out.....
Hank Brown: WHO IS YOUR PARTNER?!?
Oblivion walks towards Hank Brown, shoving and pushing the medical staff out of the way. The Dark One picks up the blue paint covered Hank Brown and IT takes two quick steps back....
The crowd: OU-U-U-U!
Oblivion snapped his leg and nailed Hank Brown with a Check Out Time superkick. Oblivion drops to IT's knees and....
Oblivion: YOU WANNA KNOW WHO OBLIVION PICKED AS IT'S PARTNER?!
The crowd cheers.
Oblivion: OBLIVION IS GONNA TELL YOU.... JUST LIKE IT TOLD PHILLIE BOY AND THESE MEATSACKS.... YOU CAN JUST...CHOKE... ON... THAT!!!
Oblivion, still kneeling, holds up the mic....
The crowd: BII-I-ITCHEE-E-ESSS-S-S!!!
As Oblivion stands up, IT flings the mics down on the body of Hank Brown. Oblivion slowly turns around and stares, with a cold stare, into the camera, before walking away....
Kyle Steel: That was just... just....
Zach Davis: ...interesting.
Kyle Steel: We'll be right back.
[cut to commercial.]
Zach Davis: It's time, for the tag team bout.
Kyle Steel: I'm curious who Oblivion picked as IT's tag team partner.
Zach Davis: We all are. We are gonna find out, very shortly.
The sound of a chainsaw being pull started reverberates through WCF Arena, as The Lumberjack by Jackyl starts. With the start of the lyrics Buzzsaw walks out, pausing on the stage to raise a fist. As the crowd pops, he makes his way to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans. Grabbing the top rope, he steps onto the apron, and over the top rope into the ring. As he prepares for his match, he removes his flannel shirt, revealing his muscled body.
Kyle Steel: Here comes Buzzsaw Bundy's tag team partner and current WCF Hardcore Champion, Phillip Baines.
The eerie opening strains of "Exiles" by Therapy? fill the arena as the lighting goes wonky. A major pyrotechnics explosion occurs at the entrance ramp followed by the drums and bass kicking in on the song, and now the lighting is really tripping out. Phillip Baines appears at the top of the ramp along with Bobby, Gina and Emily. They're greeted by a loud cheer from the crowd and a fancy display of sparkly pyro. The foursome raises their arms in salute to the fans and then they make their way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans along the way.
Once they reach the ring Phil hops onto the apron and flips forward over the top rope while Bobby walks up the steps and climbs in through the ropes. Phil holds the ropes open for Gina to enter the ring while Bobby does the same for Emily. Inside the ring they each go to a corner, hop onto the turnbuckles and salute the fans once again.
Kyle Steel: The question is, who will come out first, Oblivion or his surprise tag team partner.
Zach Davis: We, we are gonna find out, now....
The lights go out. Oblivion by Mastodon begins to play, as the thunderous combination of the guitars, bass, and drums explode through the arena's speakers.
I flew beyond the sun before it was time
Burning all the gold that held me inside my shell
Waiting for you to pull me back in
I almost had the world in my sight
Lost love, bright eyes fading
Faster than stars falling
How can I tell you that I've failed
Tell you I failed...
Falling from grace cause I've been away too long
Leaving you behind with my lonesome song
Now I'm lost in Oblivion.
There are a mixture of cheers and boos, more cheers than boos. The crowd stands onto their feet and rush towards the security railings. Oblivion slowly slinks out to the entrance stage, low to the ground.
Kyle Steel: Look, at the evil grin across IT's masked face. That Monster must be very pleased with IT's pick of a partner.
Zach Davis: I don't trust him! IT must have a trick up IT's sleeves!
Kyle Steel: You heard Phillip Baines, no one wants to be Oblivion's partner. The only one, who would, is dead. not too many people like Oblivion. There might be a few closet Oblivion fans, but no one will have the guts to be Oblivion's partner.
The WCF Arena explodes with cheers and some boos. Oblivion has it's arms extended outward, with it's index fingers pointing out. The guitar solo begins, lazers flash throughout the arena. Thunder-like sounds rattle the arena, as lighting strike-like sounds shake the foundation of the WCF Arena.
NOW I'M LOST IN OBLIVION!!!
Kyle Steel: Where are The Vixen and The Gathering?
Zach Davis: I told you! Oblivion must have a trick up IT's sleeves!
The music continues to thrash, as Oblivion slowly stands up, with it's arms extended outward, spins around. Oblivion gets to ringside. As IT pops IT's neck, Oblivion holds IT's arms outward, before putting the mic towards IT's lips. Phillip Baines and Buzzsaw Bundy are practically hanging over the ropes, staring down at Oblivion, screaming at The Dark One.
Oblivion: All week, everyone has been asking... "WHO IS OBLIVION GONNA PICK AS IT'S TAG TEAM PARTNER?" Well, Oblivion went through an extensive partner search and despite some speculations... <sarcastic tone> PHILLIP BAINES!! <end tone> Oblivion DID get some requests from some of the guys, in the back. Now, granted it wasn't from those IT had expected from. But, IT did snag ITself a tag team partner...
Baines screams out.... "Well, who is it? We KNOW you don;t have a partner. Quit faking it and give up already!!"
Oblivion: That's where you're wrong Baines!! Oblivion did find ITself a partner. He strikes fear into everyone here. Almost more than Greenfever and almost more fear than Oblivion!! Ladies and gentlemen... Oblivion's tag team partner, for one night only is....
The entire WCF Arena is in a complete hush. you can hear a pin drop. After a few lo-o-ong seconds, music begins to play....
"King for a Day" by Green Day begin to play. The roof of THE WCF Arena almost explodes off, as the entire crowd leap onto their feet, as The Hot Dog Mascot comes waddling out!!
Kyle Steel: WHAT!?!?
Zach Davis: I told you! I told you, Kyle!! Phillip Baines WAS right!! Oblivion couldn;t get a partner!! This was the best, he could do!!
Kyle Steel: OH... MY... GO-O-ODD-D!! WHAT A FIASCO!! All this time, we though Oblivion had ITself a legitimate partner and the best he could do is The Hotdog Mascot!!
The loveable HDM waddles down the aisle, smacking hands with the crowd, while occasionally pointing towards the ring, at Baines and Bundy.
Kyle Steel: I have never been so disappointed, in my life!! Look at Phliip Baines and Buzzsaw Bundy, they are on the mat, laughing their asses off. Heck we can even see they are tell themselves that they have this match, in the bag!!
Zach Davis: The best Oblivion can do, for a partner was to pick a tranny in a hot dog costume!! This is sad. Very sad, indeed!!
Kyle Steel: I think I'm about to get sick! I worked myself up to this point in all complete excitement and this is the best Oblivion could do?!? Forget that nutcase!! I'm done...
Hotdog Mascot slowly gets to ringside, where Oblivion is waiting. HDM hugs Oblivion, who is smiling from ear to ear.
Kyle Steel: I mean C'mon. Oblivion is all kinds of excited to have...HOTDOG MASCOT, as a partner?!? This is complete and utter bullsh*t!! I know, you know and everyone else should know it!!
As Both Oblivion and Hotdog Mascot stands at ringside, looking up at a laughing duo of Buzzsaw Bundy and Phillip Baines, when Hot Dog Mascot digs at the front of his costume.
Zach Davis: Oh my God!! That tranny, must have crabs, fleas or God who knows what!!
Hotdog Mascot finally reveals that he is adjusting his zipper, when.... Bulletproof by 12 Stones begins to play.
Kyle Steel: WHAT THE HELL?!
The house spotlight pans over to the entrance ramp, as everyone looks up at the stage, when some of the fans begin to explode with deafening cheers, as the camera spins and pans around the arena, when the camera stops back at The Hot Dog Mascot. HDM begins to remove his costume...
Zach Davis: I don;t why the crowd is screaming and cheering. Oh my God, Hotdog Mascot is stripping!!
HDM is slowly removing it's costume....
Kyle Steel: OH-H-H..... MY-Y.... GOD!
Zach Davis/Kyle Steel: IT'S D-DAY-AY-AY-AY!!!
The WCF Arena completely goes insane, as D-Day reveals himself as Oblivion mystery tag team partner!!
Zach Davis: WHAT?!?!
Kyle Steel: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
Zach Davis: WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
D-Day and Oblivion bump double fists as they storm the ring and go fist for fist with Phillip Baines and Buzzsaw Bundy. The team of Oblivion and D-Day match punch for punch with Baines and Bundy, completely forcing them, out of the ring!! The arena has become deafening, as the crowd are out of their minds, as commentators Zach Davis and Kyle Steel are speechless. WCF Senior Referee Stanley Moser maintains order and tells the team to get into the respected corner and...
Zach Davis: We were completely fooled!
Kyle Steel: But, don't believe the hype Zach. someone KNEW something and they told someone, then they told someone and finally I'm sure Phillip Baines found out. He HAD to know!! You know, yourself how people like to talk around here!! But, if that is not the case....HOT DAMN, WE ARE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES A GREAT MATCH TONIGHT!!
D-Day and Buzzsaw Bundy start off, the match...
Zach Davis: Collar and elbow tie up and D-Day pulls Bundy over to his corner, when Oblivion is waiting with IT's hands on IT's neck, ready to spew. but Bundy wiggles free. D-Day grabs Bundy and pops him with a forearm smash, to the side of the head, then he catches Bundy with a quick dropkick. D-Day runs over to Bundy pops him again with right fist and whips himk into the ropes and...
Zach Davis: Dropkick again from D-Day!
D-Day hits Buzzsaw Bunday with a quick body slam, but Bundy stands up quickly and D-Day hit him with another dropkick, then another body slam.
Kyle Steel: D-Day is setting up a quick pace, for this match!!
Buzzsaw Bundy gets up still quickly, but D-Day hits him with a Judo hip throw and then when Bundy gets up....
Zach Davis: SPINNING NECKBREAKER!!
Kyle Steel: Our first pin cover!!
D-Day covers Buzzsaw Bundy, as Stanley Moser begins the pin count...
The crowd: ONE!!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THR-.... NO-O-O-O!!
Phillip Baines quickly bolts into the ring to stop the count. The crowd explodes with cheers, as Oblivion bolts into the ring and The Dark One and Phillip Baines collide with explosive fighting, falling out of the ring. D-Day looks as Oblivion Irishwhip Phillip Baines....
Phillip Baines crashes into the steel guardrail and Oblivion charges....
Zach Davis: As D-Day was watching Oblivion, Buzzsaw Bundy clobbers the World Champion, on the back of his head.
As D-Day collapses down to the mat, Buzzsaw Bundy clamps down onto the champion's shoulders with shoulder claws!.
When Oblivion charges at Baines, towards the guardrails, but....
Oblivion misses Baines and collides into the guardrail. Baines punces down on the Dark One with multiple punches!! Baines grabs Oblivion and tosses him towards the ring....
But, Oblivion reverses the Irish whip and....
Baines crashes into the steel ring post. Buzzsaw Bundy picks up D-Day and proceeds to squeeze the World Champion's life out, with a bear hug.
Kyle Steel: Buzzsaw is shaking the champion around like a ragdoll!!
Zach Davis: Baines did the right thing in picking the right partner in Buzzsaw Bundy!!
As Baines crashed into the ringpost, Oblivion charges at Baines....
Kyle Steel: Baines moved and Oblivion crashes into the ring post!!
Baines cracks Oblivion with multiple chops before....
Zach Davis: ENZIGUIRI!!!
Oblivion is dropped down to one knee, when Baines cracks The Dark One with multiple rapid-fire kicks.
Kyle Steel: Stanley Moser is checking on D-Day...
Stanley Moser: You wanna quit, champ?!?
D-Day hits Buzzsaw with chops to both sides of Bundy's neck, which causes him to drop D-Day!! As Bundy stayed stunned, D-Day bounces back a couple of steps and....
Zach Davis: SUPERKICK!!!
Phillip Baines grabs Oblivion nails him with a roundhouse kick before Baines tosses The Monster into the ring.
Kyle Steel: Buzzsaw Bundy is down!! Oblivion is down!! Phillip Baines enters the ring and stares at D-Day!!
Both men charges each other. As Baines charges at D-Day!!!
Zach Davis: Where in the Hell did Oblivion come from!! He just smashed Baines with a massive clothesline!!
Baines is grabbed by D-Day and both himself and Oblivion Irish whips Baines into the ropes. Baines bounces off the ropes, Oblivion leapfrogs over a charging Phillip Baines, but D-Day drops down and Baines jumps over him and continues to bounce off the ropes. Baines bounces off the ropes and D-Day leap frogs over him and....
Zach Davis: Tilt-a- whirl back breaker!!!
Stanley Moser, in the process of trying to maintain order, in the ring, grab Oblivion and orders him to go back to his corner. As the referee is distracted, Phillip Baines grabs D-Day.....
Kyle Steel: CRADLE PILEDRIVER!!
Baines grabs Buzzsaw Bundy at pulls him on top of D-Day. Baines grab Moser and points out the cover!
Kyle Steel: The hardcore champion is trying get the referee's attention!!
Stanley Moser order Baines out of the ring!!
Zach Davis: Moser with the count!!
The crowd: ONE!!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THR-.... NO-O-O-O!!
Kyle Steel: Oblivion interrupts the count and grabs Buzzsaw Bundy and tosses him out of the ring!!
Buzzsaw lands almost on his feet, as Oblivion exits the ring....
Oblivion falls out, of the ring and Buzzsaw grabs Oblivion and attempts a choke slam!!
Zach Davis: Oh my God, I think Buzzsaw just killled Oblivion with that devastating chokeslam!!
As the referee's attention diverted towards Oblivion and Buzzsaw, Phillip Baines charges the ring and grabs for D-Day. Phil lifts D-Day as if going for a brainbuster but instead he slingshots D-Day's body off the top rope, spins around.....
Kyle Steel: D-Day plants Baines with a DDT!!
After the DDT, D-Day collapses and heads for his corner, but sees no one. D-Day sees Buzzsaw Bundy smashing his fist into the skull of Oblivion. D-Day jumps down and pushes Bundy off of Oblivion. D-Day helps his partner up and they proceed to pummel him against a steel guardrail, with multiple kicks and punches. Oblivion grabs and hits Bundy with a reverse atomic drop an D-Day....
Zach Davis: D for Destruction!!
Stanley Moser comes out of the ring and order Oblivion to his corner and D-Day, back in the ring. D-Day tags in Oblivion!!
Kyle Steel: Oblivion is now in the ring with Phillip Baines!!
Both men charge at each other and begin to throw kicks and punches at each other until....
Zach Davis:Phillip Baines catches Oblivion with a Fisherman buster.... Baines is going for a pin!!
The crowd: ONE!!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THR-.... NO-O-O-O!!
D-Day was about to enter the ring, but Oblivion kicks out!! D-Day is encouraging Oblivion.
Baines is feeling the crowd's cheers as he grab Oblivion pop him with a few shots, to the head, before whipping him into the ropes....
Kyle Steel: Oblivion hits Phillip Baines with a massive clothesline!!
Oblivion picks up Baines and hits him with a DDT! Oblivion runs to the corner and stands tall on the top turnbuckle....
Zach Davis: Buzzsaw Bundy just pushed Oblivion off and The Dark One lands in the ring, hard!!
Buzzsaw is met with a nasty D for Destruction kick right between the eyes!! Buzzsaw lands in a heap of nothing, on the side of the ring! Inside the ring, Baines grabs Oblivion and nails IT with a Implant DDT. Baines climbs up to the top turnbuckle anf flies off with a Shooting Star Frog Splash...
Kyle Steel: Baines misses the Liquid Courage!!
D-Day pulls Oblivion out of the way, just in time. D-Day begins to slap and punch Oblivion. That enrages the Monster and they begin to fight. The crowd cannot believe it!!!
Kyle Steel: WHAT THE HELL?!? ALL THE LEAD INS AND ALL THE MYSTERY, THEY ARE GONNA FIGHT BETWEEN THEMSELVES?!
Baines slowly stands up, as Oblivion waves off D-Day with disgust and walks past Phillip Baines, to leave the ring. Oblivion says...
Oblivion: Baines, he's all-l-l yours!!
The crowd is in shock, as Oblivion watches as D-Day's heart breaks as Baines just laughs as he slowly approaches D-Day. Bundy slowly stands up, from ringside area. D-Day looks in shock and in horror.
Zach Davis: I don't believe this!! Oblivion just back stabbed D-Day!!
Phillip Baines charges at a stunned D-Day, who looks that he just wants to give up......
Kyle Steel: WHAT?!?
Zach Davis: D-Day is fighting alone, I assume! D for Destruction!!
At that time, Oblivion rushes into the ring, smiles, as the crowd is confused....
Kyle Steel: WHAT?!?
Oblivion flips off D-Day....
The crowd explodes with absolute deafening cheers, as Oblivion grabbed Phillip Baines after the D for Destruction and hits him with the 5150!! D-Day gives a thumb's up to Oblivion as the World Champion flies out of the ring and hits Buzzsaw Bundy with a flying clothesline, leaving Bundy knocked out cold, as the champion is holding his own ribs from the contact to the ringside area. Oblivion makes the cover...
Kyle Steel: OBLIVION FINALLY GETS A WIN OVER PHILLIP BAINES kinda.
The bell rings, and Oblivion rolls out of the ring, meeting up with D-Day on the ramp. They walk up smiling, while Baines looks on in disbelief.
"Send me an Angel" by Deadstar Asembly starts playing as Blair and Shadow step out giving the Arch Angels sign. Fans are booing and throwing cups and popcorn at him as he climbs into the ring.
Blair-You have heard for weeks now that the other half of The Arch Angels was headed towards the WCF, well as of four o'clock today he is signed with WCF. So at this time welcome from South of Heaven, the Black Angel!
"Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode starts playing and out walks the Black Angel. The fans are still trying to figure out who is under the black mask. He flips the crowd off as he drops down from the top rope.
Black Angel-WCF your knightmare begins. The Arch Angels are here for one thing and one thing only, championship gold. We are demanding a shot at the so called tag team champions at Ultimate Showdown. I don't care if you have to dig up former owner Seth Lerch or if you get Torture and his goons to do it, but it will be done. Mark your calendars and get your DVR's ready, history will be made that night.
Blair-Balls in your court WCF.
"Send me an Angel" starts playing again as The Arch Angels leave.
Barbed Wire Ropes Deathmatch
Era vs Roy Speede Speede ... Anderson ... Kennedy
Era vs Roy Speede Speede ... Anderson ... Kennedy
Zach Davis: Next up, Era takes on WcF sensation Roy Speede in a Barbed Wire Ropes Deathmatch! Can you believe it, Steel!?
Kyle Steel: No, sir, I cannot!
Zach Davis: Well, it’s happening, fool! The ropes have been taken down and replaced by a sadistic configuration of barbed wire!
Kyle Steel: It looks freakin’ brutal, Zach!
The lights in the arena dim as “An Era of Treachery” blasts through the elaborate speaker system. Era erupts through the curtains and stomps down the entrance ramp.
Zach Davis: Era has her game face on tonight, Kyle. You think she can pull an upset on Speede?
Kyle Steel: I like’er, Zachy, and the fact that this a barbed wire deathmatch makes me want to say that Era has the upper hand, but Speede is a force to be reckoned with. If she wants to come out of this one with her good looks, she better give it all she’s got!
The lights go out in the arena. After several seconds, words written in a bright white begin flashing on the otherwise blackened out Jumbotron. With each fading word, a new word pops up on the screen.
As the last word fades, all five words reappear on the jumbotron at once.
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?!
The lights slowly come back on as 'Hear Me Now' by Hollywood Undead begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists.
Roy drops his right arm, and raises his left arm in the air, with his pointer, middle, and pinky fingers extended, and his ring finger and thumb tucked into his palm. His palm is facing the crowd. He drops his arm, and begins jogging to ringside, high-fiving fans as he goes, before climbing onto the apron, and then climbing the outside of the turnbuckle. He raises his left arm, with the same fingers extended as when he was on stage. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring.
Zach Davis: Listen to that crowd, Kyle! They’ve gone, Speede crazy!
Kyle Steel: They gots a fever! And the only thing that can cure it, is more Roy Speede!
Zach Davis: Looks like everyone is ready.Our in ring referee for this match, Garland Giblets, has given each fighter a once over and is ready to get this match underway!
<DING! DING! DING!>
Zach Davis: Here they go! Speede is immediately on Era!
Speede is unleashing a barrage of spinning kicks onto Era. Speede whips himself into a backward roll and fires a sickening clothesline through Era.
Kyle Steel: Roy just devastated Era with that expertly performed combo.
Roy picks up Era and whips her toward the barbwire ropes, but Era resists! Era spins and whips Roy at the ropes. Roy springs himself onto the top wire and launches himself back into Era, crushing her face with a one-legged missle dropkick.
Zach Davis: Oh my! Roy is on fire! figuratively of coarse!
Crowd: Roy-Speede! Roy-Speede! Roooooooooooy-SPEEEDE!
Roy pumps his fist for the crowd for a moment before lifting Era. Era wriggles free from Speede and fires a desperate array of strikes at him. Speede blocks each, expertly. Roy ducks her last punch and parries with a snapping float-over ddt!
Zach Davis: That one may have busted open Era!
Kyle Steel: Yea, she’s bleeding! And that’s without even tasting those barbed wire ropes!
Zach Davis: Looks like Roy is about to change that!
Speede has picked up Era and whips her into the wires. Era stumbles harshly and falls face-first onto the barbed wire.
Zach Davis: Oh my gawd! Sick!
Kyle Steel: That did not go well. She ain’t pretty no more!
Speede sprints and plants a vicious spear into Era’s back. The unforgiving wire rips flesh from her face. Blood ripples out in heaping spurts.
Zach Davis: Gaa! This is out of hand!
Speede yanks Era out of the wire sadistically. He lifts her and snaps her down with a spinning fishermens suplex!
Kyle Steel: Fast Forward! Speede just nailed her with the Fast Forward!
Zach Davis: Speede going for the pin!
Zach Davis: I can’t believe it!
Speede lifts Era and peppers her blood-slicked face with jabs. He ends the combo with an incredible round-house kick. Era spins to the mat, slinging streams of blood onto the WcF ring-logo. Roy quickly bounds to the top rope and spectacularly nails a shooting star frogsplash!
Kyle Steel: That has to be it!
Zach Davis: Why! Just stay down, ya silly cooter!
Speede shakes his head in disbelief before lifting himself and Era to their feet. Era manages to spin Roy and whip him toward the barbwire ropes!
Zach Davis: Roy put the brakes on just in time! Oh, here comes Era!
Roy rolls backward, monkey-flipping Era into the tangled mess of barbed wire!
Kyle Steel: I don’t know how much more of this I can handle, Zach!
Speede steps back a step and rockets himself into Era with a forceful shoulder block. The barbwire gives way! Roy and Era spill out onto the concrete!
Zach Davis: Oh sweet sweet Jesus! They’re tangled in the wire!
Era and Speede struggle within the flesh ripping nightmare. They manage to heave themselves back into the ring. Era is trying valiantly to choke out Speede.
Kyle Steel: How can keep going with all that wire wrapped around them!?
Speede lifts and turns Era upside down. Roy whips himself over, spiking Era down sadistically.
Zach Davis: Speeeeeede of light! That’s gotta be it! Please god let it be it!
Giblets immediately waves a medical team into the ring and they begin carefully cutting the two combatants free from the tangled wire.
Zach Davis: That was ugly. Looks like Era had no business being in that ring.
Garland lifts Roy Speede’s arm in victory.
Kyle Steel: Speede controlled that entire match. Era showed some real heart, but simply couldn’t get a read on Roy. She’s lucky she got out of this with her life.