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Post by Rick Mad on Dec 7, 2009 0:49:22 GMT -5
Rick Mad walks in, whistling. Sees the carnage.
Rick Mad keeps whistling and walks right back out.
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Post by Logan on Dec 7, 2009 0:49:30 GMT -5
Holding his crotch, Logan looks around, and maybe up.. at Price and Lerch.
;ogan: Did someone just make a Logan/Tort II hint? and, why is my hiotdpg--
...so drunk will reply tomorrow!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2009 0:50:30 GMT -5
Price looks mildly puzzled at what just happened.
Price: Who in the hell was that guy?
Price looks around and everyone just shrugs.
Price: Must be another one of Lerch's butt buddies.
Seth Lerch: JAY I AM STANDING RIGHT HERE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Price: Oh quit denying it Seth. We've all heard the stories about you and the masturbating bear.
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Post by Logan on Dec 7, 2009 0:57:29 GMT -5
loool!!
*cums*
nodamnit. i must RP
Logan gropes his crotch like a creeper, nursing it.He finds himself staring at shannans crotch--which has a buldge in it. He points and laughs.
Logan: Price had sex with a guy, ha.
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Post by Seth on Dec 7, 2009 1:00:38 GMT -5
Seth turns to Logan.
Seth Lerch: Logan, I'm pretty sure that means you had a long term relationship, and also had sex with, a man.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2009 1:00:59 GMT -5
Shannan looks over at Logan who is staring at the midget's crotch.
Shannan: Logan you need to rub your eyes. I'm over here.
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Post by Seth on Dec 7, 2009 1:01:10 GMT -5
The Superfans walk in.
Superfans: STOP ALL THE HOMOPHOBIA~!!~
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2009 1:03:10 GMT -5
Shannan walks over to both of the Superfans...and knees them in the crotch. However neither of them flinch.
Superfans: That's right...we're actually chicks.
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Post by Anastasia Petrova on Dec 7, 2009 1:04:12 GMT -5
Anastasia Petrova walks into the bar. Looks around the bar at all the insanity and shakes her head.
Anastasia: What the hell?!?
She takes out her flask and takes a swig of vodka and then turns and walks back out the door.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2009 1:08:12 GMT -5
Price: (yelling at Petrova)You're going down Red. YEAH that's right. Oh..and Russian Vodka sucks.
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Post by Anastasia Petrova on Dec 7, 2009 1:18:31 GMT -5
Anastasia turns on her heel and marches back into the bar.
Anastasia: FUCK YOU PRICE! YOU'RE THE ONE GOING DOWN!
Anastasia pours vodka into her mouth, walks up to Price, and spits the vodka in his face.
Anastasia: And don't you dare insult my vodka or my country. You wouldn't know good vodka if it was on your face!
Anastasia then went to the bar and ordered a two triple shots of vodka, paid the bartender, and then drank one of the shots.
Anastasia: Here Price, here's some great vodka.
She then went out the door.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2009 1:21:23 GMT -5
Price: I was just trying to keep her here for the party.
Price looks down at the shot glass in his hand.
Price: Sweet...free booze.
Price downs the shot and throws the glass at Logan's head...as he is still lying on the bar floor holding himself.
Price: Such a sad, sad man.
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Post by Steve Catt on Dec 7, 2009 10:52:44 GMT -5
Rick Mad walks in, whistling. Sees the carnage. Rick Mad keeps whistling and walks right back out.
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Post by Corey Black on Dec 8, 2009 19:05:18 GMT -5
CD randomly walks in. He looks around. He shakes his head. He, too, walks right back out.
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Post by Corey Black on Dec 8, 2009 19:07:20 GMT -5
BOOM CD IS A NINJA! As soon as he's out of sight, he jumps out from behind a table and gives The Superfans Diamond Cutters!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2009 19:11:22 GMT -5
Nelson Muntz appears from out of nowhere.
He then leaves.
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