Post by Morbid Wolf on Jan 7, 2019 0:30:21 GMT -5
WCF ALL ACCESS
Mad House by Anthrax plays, and then fades out to signify that we are LIVE!
What follows is something a little bit different from the norm as we peer inside of a 6x9 cell. There is a man laying in one of the prison bunk beds, and on his arms he has those familiar tattoos. One of them is a F5 Tornado plowing through a house, and as we peer a little closer and we get a good look at this man we notice that it is indeed Adam Storm. The brother of James Wolf. Adam is doing time for escaping prison. We notice he is reading a letter, and then this is where we get the James Wolf voice over.
Adam, I realize its been a long time but you're the ony family I have left, and when you're gone well... let's just skip over that. The reason why I'm writing to you is to let you know that your neice is in Therapy, and I don't know how long that will last. Part of me thinks that after she copes she will be drawn to this business as a way to cope, and that's not something I can wrap my head around at this moment. Morrigan put some money on your books because she wants you to be taken care of until you finish your sentence. I miss you, and I look forward to getting a letter from you soon. Julia committed suicide, and that's why Simara is in therapy now. Just in case you were wondering. She didn't leave a note but we went all out and got her the nicest funeral plot one could have. I'll be on the road so you can have the Prison forward me any mail if you feel like writing that is.
We see Adam's hand crumple the letter and as it falls to the floor we immediately fade to black!
January 6th 2019
Just before James is about to leave for One he goes out to the mail. An unsual time to check it but some times with a busy schedule you just have to take it the good with the bad. He pulls out a letter and opens it up. And then he reads it a loud.
“Don't write me again, fuck face!”
James then rips the letter a part letting it fall to the ground. The chatter around the WCF was that his opponent Jay Omega finally made an appearance. Talk was the appearance was unique, but we all knew that was code for it royally sucked! We could go into all the little cutesy play by play but that was going to be spared because if James's gut instinct was right, and it usually was this man probably left himself wide open to get ripped apart by his own inepitude. What's more is that James would actually have to view the man's promo before he could make an actual decision on whether he was right or whether Jay Omega deserved respect or not. Not was the likely answer. But it was worth a fucking shot right?
That's when he saw it. Jay Omega's promo. It the most unlikely of places too. It was attached to a movie trailer on the television. Apparently WCF was sponsoring some movie, and in return Jay Omega's promo was going to be on spot light for everybody to see.
Never mind then opening it was time to put Mr. Omega into his place. Then he would do it second time with a friend of his in Hollywood who can tell us how to use green screens, and blue screens as well as actors to achieve the same effect.
Jay Omega, the inter galatic spaceman! Am I right? Actually I don't believe you for one minute! I'm not swayed by your opening to your intro either because every block buster movie has the same computer generated graphics so it makes the opening to your promo very dull and uninspiring. Unrealistic is a good word for it as well! We'll get into that next, and then find out why you're just another actor trying to make it big in a business you don't belong! All you need to know about me is that you're facing me at One, and you're going to get your ass kicked! Enough said about that! You know I despise hypocrites and you're one of the biggest ones I've ever seen!
Oh Jay, you're such a dim witted bastard it really pains to to cut a promo on you! This is the part of the job I hate! I mean you make me wait, and then I'm the bad guy because I'm doing my job. I'm just a bad ass wrestler! I don't try to be anybody else but myself which judging on how you came out here I'd definitely say you're trying to be something you're not. I mean I know the WCF is a big Galaxy and all but if everything exists like it does in your promo there's no way you'd make it to One in time to face me. You'd be several light years away and by the time you got to One the ending to the story would be you fucking lost! Jay, what you fail you realize is I don't make excuses for things that have happened in the past. Who gives a fuck what I did, or didn't capture? Life has its ups and downs! Everybody has highs and lows! What in the fuck do I need the TV Title for any way? Oh that's right because I'm suppose to be some WCF lackey that just does what they want me too right? Sorry I'm not your guy. I have other plans. Maybe you should lay off the dope, or just stop talking to people all together. Because they'll lead you to believe I actually give a fuck about what I did and did not accomplish when the truth is, I just don't care. Success may not have been on my list of things to do last year. That's why we have a new year! Nobody works as hard or harder than I do either. I'm always working and I rarely take days off! So your confidence well its astounding to me but I'm shooting it down as we speak! See Omega, you want to come out here and talk about my lows but I stole the show at War. I'm doing things my way now. If I do things by the WCF time table I may never get anything accomplished because they refuse to usher any new blood in. They're just a nostalgia act. Recycling the same old garbage that's been a success! I'm not a WCF original so I have to work even harder than every body here and that's fine. I don't mind doing that but you Jay, you come out here and you just don't make any sense at all! You say its difficult one minute and then next its not?
The weed sure is fucking up your brain! I don't know how much you've been smoking but your little fantasy opening sure says a lot. I hope you're ready for your reality to get a kick in the balls because its definitely coming, and now you can't stop it no matter how much you complain to the higher ups!
James smirks and then continues on. His tone is very serious so Jay Omega will know that he is indeed not fucking around by any means.
Jay, you're wasting my time and everybody else's time! Nobody gives a fuck about a time line of events! It's too much like school, and trust me everybody here hates school, and watching you drone on, and on probably made them want to slit their wrists because it was so goddamn boring! I don't have any lack of focus. I don't know who told you that or where in the fuck that you got that from. Because now everybody is laughing at you, and not with you! This is what makes you a hypocrite Jay! You say one thing and do the complete opposite but its okay. It really is! You've probably skated by your whole life with this same line of thought, and nobody ever called you on it. They just gave you a pat on the back and told you that you were doing a good job. Guess what? I'm not the man who does that! Win, lose, or draw I'm the man that kicks your ass so bad that you know you've been in a war, and regardless I've done exactly what I've been paid to do! Jay, win/loss records don't mean jack shit! If they did there wouldn't be a wrestling business because everybody would be described as failures! I was hoping you'd bring me something I could praise you for but sadly you're just like the rest of the roster. You're uncreative and unoriginal. You know Jay, you and the rest of the fucktards here can try and discredit me but you're all just jealous I didn't need the WCF to succeed! You think you know about my priorities? I see yours, and if its all about hyping yourself up then save it! You hate the truth I speak and you're going to hate it even more when you see it smack you upside the head! I beat your fucking GOAT twice too so I guess that means I'm the GOAT! In fact its not even a question in my mind I all ready know I am!
Not that I am against dope smoking, but I am when it makes you this fucking stupid! Wow Jay, you know you want to call me out for not having substance and your whole promo is centered around a fictional planet before you work with what you got on how difficult it would be to talk trash on me! Wow bravo! Somebody put you in the Hall of Shame immediately! I see what this is really about now. I hurt your little feelings because I called out Alex Richards for what he really is. Now you have a personal vendetta and want my head. Get use to it and ask Alex Richards! I've done worse and I probably haven't even reached the level of depravity that is coming for 2019. Except the fact you know I'm going to do the one thing nobody else is willing to do. You'll find that out at One though! After I beat you and leave you looking up at the lights! You'll be in such bad shape nobody on this Earth, or the next planet will ever sell you weed again! That must be what you're really worried about! Jay, there is another hypocritical thing you mentioned. You haven't familiarized yourself with me! You're going in blind as well. You think my time in the WCF is what matters? It all matters! But good thing for me archived footage of me is lost to time even though the records themselves still exist! Poor guy. He's fixing to get exposed as a fraud, and all he can talk about is how the thinks I need to do more home work. I need to kick ass! That's what I do! That's what I'll always do! If I took your advice I'd never get anything done! However that's exactly what you would expect of me. I've gotten my second wind and I'm in over drive motherfucker! You and the rest of the WCF are fucked! I have different priorities and aspirations. One is a new start. A new revelation, and right now I think I'm going to cue up what is expected of me and make your ass look like a fucking idiot!
Footage airs of what can only be described as a replica of Jay Omega's living room. There is a green screen covering his wall. The actor who is dressed as Jay Omega renacts the whole opening segment of his promo complete with finger gun firing, talking to a Corey Black actor and excessive use of riding his couch while he tokes on a blunt. Everything Jay Omega has done is reacted with some type of furniture until the whole thing ends, and we easily see how this can be faked. Especially when you're just a pot head who loves to sit on his couch and imagine things that aren't there!
Cause and effect! Maybe you've heard of those before. Judging by your limited brain capacity you have not! Jay, you seem awfully hard of trying to convince yourself. I know your nervous but I have nerves of steel, so really you're just wasting your time trying to convince yourself that you're going to win anything. I know you're not and it doesn't take a genius to figure this out! Jay, stop spouting shit about yourself because again nobody gives a fuck! Especially not me! You have a World Champion who has conquered everything there is to do. Going up against a pot smoker who can't prove he did shit! Really, I don't care what you've done! My job is to kick your ass at One. That's what will happen! It's so cut and dry that you really should just accept it now! Jay, you're doing you're very best to get on my nerves but its simply not going to work. Take your dope and fly far away. You clearly care more about getting high! That's the only thing I've noticed from your promo! You get high and make yourself look like a fool.
Talking about yourself!? We're in the wrestling business, and everybody talks about themselves. The difference between everybody else and me is that I back up every thing I do regardless of the outcome! So I have nothing to fear or be ashamed of unlike you Jay! So talk about yourself! See how far that gets you! You're so deep in your imagination you'd say anything to make somebody believe you. I'm the one man who doesn't willingly accept the shit you're shovelling! Now Jay, there is just one more final thing I have in store for you that I'm sure you'll absolutey hate me for! You must be in mourning for the Guardians. But even if you're not its okay! After One the Guardians will be dead, and you can go back to your couch and burn one while you get your next green sceen production ready. While you use your five thousand dollar sex doll dressed up as your wife. Indulge in that taboo that is your imagination! Who knows maybe you can even give Odin Balfore a run for his money! You're back for one match and it's against me? I really hate it for you because you've come out here and made yourself look like a hypocrite! Your opening promo was a sham. I know you must have paid a whole shit load of money on a green screen to impress the WCF but I'm not buying it! I mean I'm sure you had the money to toss around to fake all that shit but I'm also sure that weed helped cloud your mind enough where you believed all that bull shit was real. That's the difference between us. I live in reality and you live in a fantasy. It must be nice but I can't live in a fantasy like you!
What happens when I win Jay? Are you going to show me your space ship, and hop to the next galaxy so I know you're not completely full of shit! Or will you just show me your couch that his been torn to pieces because that's what you use in your drug indused haze! I'd suggest coming to the ring with a clear head but that's just me. I know you'll likely come back to the ring with blood shot eyes stumbling like a goddamn drunk! WCF will let you compete, and will let you as easily get beaten down like the has been you are! Now go back to your couch, and pretend your Alien princess really cares because just like the opening of your promo was a sham I'm going to beat you and then leave you stranded! Maybe you got some space bucks to get you back or maybe you don't! Point is I don't care! Now if that isn't enough substance for you to examine yourself and see what an absolute tool you are I don't know what is!
This has been a presentation of WCF ALL ACCESS