Slam 11/26/28 (Show Inside)

[WCF Results Account]

11/26/18
Live From The Cross Insurance Center in Bangor, Maine

Ladder Match
If Jayson Price Wins, Papa Stache Has To Sign The Marriage Annulment Papers
Jayson Price vs Roid Rogers

We see a clipboard being raised above the ring, accompanied by an unnecessary dropping of the lights and dramatic music.

Zach Davis: Welcome to Slam! As you can see there is a clipboard being raised, which means that we are indeed going to be forced to see Jayson Price versus Roid Rogers for a second time. God I really thought management was joking about this.

Freddy Whoa: Well look at it this way Zach, at least we don't have to see Mama Mustache masturbating herself with a nightstick tonight.

Zach Davis: Can you guarantee me that? CAN YOU?!

"Explosia" by Gojira hits the arena speakers as the crowd lets out a very mixed reaction. Time passes and then the jumbotron flickers to life. Backstage we see Mama Mustache laying on a large piece of tarp, her lower half covered by a sheet. As the music continues playing, we see the sheet begin to shake as an object appears to be moving under it. Mama Stache begins wailing in orgasm as the shaking intensifies, culminating in an ear splitting shriek as Jayson Price crawls from out of the sheet, coated in juices.

Zach Davis: MY GOD THIS IS WORSE THAN THE NIGHTSTICK!

Price gets to his feet and walks toward the curtain, finally stepping out onto the stage. A very disoriented crowd remains silent as Price walks down the ramp toward the ring. He stops and eyes up a ladder before folding it up and sliding it into the ring.

Freddy Whoa: You can get up from the fetal position Zach, the worst is over.

Zach Davis: Actually I'll be doing commentary from down here for a bit, if you don't mind. It's just not safe up there.

Price goes to climb up onto the apron when he's suddenly attacked from behind.

Freddy Whoa: ROID ROGERS!

Rogers with a steel chair, which he uses to smash into Price's back a second time. Rogers a man possessed as he takes Price to the ground with chair shots to the back and then continues until the chair is bent into an L.

Freddy Whoa: You really should be up here Zach, this is the kind of action you like!

Zach Davis: Never! I'm safe down here with my puke bucket!

Freddy Whoa: Puke buck- HEY THAT'S MY DUFFEL BAG!

Roid tosses the destroyed chair aside and gets into the ring, where he demands the referee start the match. The referee refusing as Price hasn't made it to the ring yet, but Roid threatens him with some very disturbing things and the referee decides it's best to listen.

DING! DING! DING!

Freddy Whoa: And there's the start of the match....finally.

Roid grabs the ladder from the mat and lifts it, setting it up under the clipboard. Roid now flexing for the crowd as Price is still down at ringside, clutching his back in pain. Rogers making a big show of climbing the ladder, going one rung at a time, stopping to flex with each bit of progress. He's finally halfway up and Price is still down. Roid looks up at the clipboard that contains the paperwork that could annul his marriage and he starts climbing faster, intent to save his marriage.

Zach Davis: What's happening out there, Whoa? I can't see anything except you're weird shoes.

Freddy Whoa: They're orthopedic! And Roid Rogers is nearly up the ladder!

Rogers nearing the top when suddenly "Turbo Lover" hits the speakers. Mama Mustache comes charging out from the back and down the ramp. Roid still on the ladder, yelling for Mama to get out of here. Mama stops at ringside to check on Price, drawing the ire of Roid. Rogers now back down the ladder and to the mat, going to the ropes and out of the ring. Roid trying to talk some sense into Mama but all it gets him is a slap.

Crowd: Ooooo!

Mama now trying to help Price to his feet but Roid hits in the back of the head with an elbow. Roid again in Mama's face, telling her to get away. Mama with a second slap and then she goes to check on Price. Roid stares her down, looks at Price as he's holding his back, then back at the clipboard. Roid up onto the apron and Mama realizes he's going to win. Mama runs and grabs hold of his boot. Roid trying to break free and inadvertently catches Mama in the face with his foot. Mama has taken plenty of big things to the face but this one too much and she stumbles back and falls over. Roid looking back with regret and pain as Mama is laid out. Price crawls over to check on her as Roid, again filled with rage, turns and enters the ring.

Freddy Whoa: He's going for the clipboard!

Roid up the ladder as Price is too concerned about Mama to realize what's happening in the ring. Rogers grabs hold of the clipboard and the annulment papers as the referee calls for the bell.

Zach Davis: It's over? Who won?!

Freddy Whoa: Roid won! The marriage of Jayson Price and Mama Mustache isn't going to happen!

Rogers back down the ladder and out of the ring, papers in hand. He stops to take a look at Mama Mustache, a twinge of regret in his eyes, but he continues up the ramp and to the stage. Suddenly Papa Stache appears and stops Roid on the stage.

Freddy Whoa: And there's Papa Stache out to congra- wait. What's this!?

Papa Stache has a pen in hand and he pulls the clipboard from Roid's hands. Papa takes a look down the ramp at Price and Mama and then scribbles his name on the papers.

Freddy Whoa: PAPA MUSTACHE SIGNED THE ANNULMENT PAPERS ANYWAY! HIS MARRIAGE TO MAMA MUSTACHE IS OVER! WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!

Papa Stache throws the clipboard to the ground and then walks off as a confused Roid follows him backstage. Slam goes to commercial as we get a shot of Mama Stache being helped up.

[WCF Results Account]

Edwina Lockheart vs Danny McVay vs Anon

The tron cuts on as we see Edwina Lockheart smirking from ear to ear a streak of blood running down the side of her face. She speaks in that twisted way that only she can.

Edwina Lockheart: Tonight's match will not happen as planned. I demand to face stiffer competition and unti I get that...

The camera pans to show Edwina holding a steel chair as Anon and Danny McVay lay motionless on the ground.

Edwina Lockheart: This will become a common scene. So Corey Black, give me a BIG time match next week or I will take out MORE of your superstars. I will run rampant over your roster with my steel chair here.

The camera zooms in to show the dents from her using it on Anon and McVay.

Edwina Lockheart: I taste blood and now I want more! Make it happen or I will keep making this happen!

The tron cuts off as we cut to the announce desk.

Zach Davis: What a statement by Edwina Lockheart!

Freddy Whoa: She beat up two no name guys how is that a statement? I hope Corey Black gets her demolished next week!

Slam goes to commercial.

[WCF Results Account]

Stephen Singh Segment

Freddy Whoa: We now head backstage for an announcement from our newly appointed Interim General Manager.

Zach Davis: And Head of Concessions!

Stephen Singh is framed from the waist up, depriving the camera of a look at the injured leg and at least $2,000 worth of suit. Singh more than makes up for it with a million dollar smile though as he stands in front of what is likely a janitorial closet on which he’s stuck a sticker bearing his name.

Singh: Faithful Stephenites! And Unfaithful Wretches of Time and Space Bullshittery! I must say, it’s been a busy week on the internet for the ole Dubya See Eff. We’ve got half these half wits trying to book their own matches. Unfortunately we here in management just can’t be having that and, as I told them, things are earned in the Dub. So no apologies at all to that old so-and-so John Rabid whose familiar efforts to shoehorn his way into an event are officially all for naught.

Another one familiar with fruitless internet dick swinging: that pretender to the Hardcore Title, DickWantin’ Wolf. That one-on-one match you have lined up for Payback is good to go. Except for one little thing...I’m going to go ahead and throw in Slayer’s pal Kennedy Matthews to make it a triple threat. It just seems more exciting that way, Wolf. Oh and Kennedy, don’t worry about thanking me. You just keep up the good work on instagram.

In other adventures in poor decision-making, I’ve heard many a rumbling about the Guardians wanting their allegedly earned tag team title shot. First of all, let me apologize on behalf of management that we can’t get you a tag title title match at the pay per view because WE’RE BUSY GIVING YOU A WORLD TITLE SHOT!

But you still deserve something, Richards. After all, you’ve been the number one human boil in WCF history so I’ll give you a real layup at Payback. I’ll toss you a real softball here...Let’s see...How about...Noble Savage? I don’t think she has anybody on her dance card. Oh no Guardians are going to have to actually shoot on each other? Can they even survive after such sure-to-be-scintillating shoot?

Just kidding, Guardians couldn’t shoot a black kid if they were cops.

With that parting shot, we’re taken back to ringside with Freddy and Zach.

Freddy Whoa: Wow. We’re one week into the GM Singh era and he’s coming out swinging.

Zach Davis: Well he definitely has an axe to grind with The Guardians...and I guess also Wolf...and Rabid...and--

Freddy Whoa: It might be easier to list who the Interim GM DOESN’T have some sort of history with.

Slam goes to commercial.

[WCF Results Account]

James Wolf vs Estrella Luiz

In the arena darkness shrouds the audience as a multicolored cracked, and frosted skull comes into view with the caption below written in big bold 3D lettering which is also multi colored so you can view it. It says "Never Retreat, Never Surrender" as soon as that fades out we can see strobe lights flickering. Suddenly we hear a drum solo before the guitar riff's lead into Avenge Sevenfold's Nightmare as live footage of the band playing Nightmare is also cut in with the matches of James Wolf. We then get rapid fireworks pyro going off that are meant to mimic gun shots. As the light's slowly come up to where we can see what is on the stage we see James Wolf standing atop of the stage in a full olive green tactical assault uniform along with the green tactical gloves to finish the uniform. As the music continues a close up camera comes right up to him to give the production crew a different view. Seeing this we can tell James Wolf looks pissed off, and she shoves the close up camera back as it spins some where in the distance. James then gives then faint hint of the smile before his expression goes back to being serious. He looks upon the ring he is fixing to enter.

As he gets half way down the ramp the lights then raise up completely as James can see the audience before him. He can hear the boos as they try to humiliate him by booing him out of the building, but it doesn't work as James looks around, and then he acts like he is going to physically attack the audience but he stops short giving them a smirk continuing to walk the rest of the way down to the ring.

When he gets to the ring he walks up the ring steps where Kyle Steel is there to make his introduction. We hear the following from Kyle Steel.

Weighing in at 250 lbs, and representing Southaven, MS here is James Wolf!

James enters the ring as Kyle Steel makes his exit. James then goes over to all four corners of the ring climbing up, and raising his left arm. He gets a chorus of boos from every side, and this doesn't phase James at all. He is use to this reaction. When he is finished he then goes to the center of the ring waiting for his opponent.

Zach Davis: Whenever James Wolf steps to the ring that spells trouble...

Freddy Whoa: Usually for Wolf himself...

The lights in the arena cut off for a brief second before bright nightclub and strobe lights flash to the beat of "Watch Me" by Zendya and Bella Thorne fills the air. Estrella Luiz's silhouette can be seen behind a curtain as she bounces up and down, beginning to let the music take over her. The curtain drops as Estrella drops into a split, blowing a kiss to the fans. The crowd starts cheering wildly and dancing with Estrella as she stands up, dancing her way down the ramp. She runs around the ring, high fiving fans before sliding into the ring. Once in, she waves and dances along to the music as it dies down, bouncing as she stares at Wolf through her mask.

Zach Davis: Here lately Estrella Luiz has seemed torn..

Freddy Whoa: I know a part of her I'd like to tear...

Back in the ring the bell rings as the Lucha attempts to use her speed advantage over the bigger Wolf. Estrella runs at Wolf and attempts a head scissors takedown but Wolf turns it into a moonsault launching the masked luchadore out of the ring. Estrella writhes in pain for a moment before kipping up and glaring into the ring at Wolf. She huffs a bit before sliding back in the ring. She hasn't forgotten the words Wolf said about her style of wrestling. She runs at Wolf and sweeps his legs out from under him. She then runs again as he gets up and hits a shining wizard. She hops up and lets out a roar as only she can.

Zach Davis: Another show of disrespect by Wolf turns into a barrage of shots from Estrella Luiz.

Freddy Whoa: She is just too small.

Back in the ring Wolf has regained his composure and slid out of the ring to fully regroup. Before he can Estrella comes flying from outside. Wolf sees her and uses her own momentum against her as he sends her falling to the ground. Estrella's mask has twisted over her eyes as she can't see Wolf runs and hits a boot to her head. He slides her back in the ring as she readjusts her mask. She attempts a roll up.

1...

2...

NO!

Wolf escapes the pin and gets up, obviously pissed off he stomps on her head a few times. She rolls out of the ring to catch her breath. She tightens her mask up before sliding back in the ring. She runs at Wolf, who tries to clothesline her, but Estrella ducks it and hits the ropes. Luiz with a running elbow to the face that takes Wolf to the mat. Luiz now with a stomp to the chest before she turns to the corner. Luiz leaps up to the top and turns to face Wolf before leaping off with the Estrella Fugaz DDT. But Wolf avoids it! Wolf to his feet as Luiz is forced to try and land on her feet. Wolf with a quick kick to the gut and then Reign Of Terror! Pin!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Zach Davis: And James Wolf wins!

[WCF Results Account]

Night Rider vs Vincent Augustine

The arena goes dark as the opening instrumental of MONSTERS by Shinedown begins to play. The low audio of the first verse begins, a soft strobe hitting the arena and the tron displaying a maze in a hedge. The first chorus bursts to life and on the top of the ramp stands Vincent Augustine, arms spread wide. He makes his way to the ring pacing with the music, shouting back and forth with the crowd. Sliding under the bottom rope, he does a spin with his arms out and approaches the far corner, wringing out his muscles as he awaits the start of the match.

Zach Davis: Vincent Augustine has looked top notch since returning to the WCF. His time away seems to have really rejuvenated him.

Freddy Whoa: Call it for what it is. He couldn't hack it. He ran like a pussy.

'Highway to Hell' by AC/DC begins playing on the DubTron as the sound of motorcycles revving can be heard. Night Rider rides his 2018 Harley Davidson Night Rod Special Edition down towards the ring. Pyrotechnics explode along the runway as he pops a wheelie and circles the ring before dismounting and jumping over the ring ropes into the ring.

Zach Davis: The former Television Champion has been on a bit of a rough patch in his career lately.

Freddy Whoa: That is what happens when you face the best of the best.

The bell rings as the two men lock up. Rider uses his strength to toss Augustine across the ring and to the canvas. He taunts toward Augustine who slowly makes it to his feet. Augustine runs at Rider and hits a Japanese Arm Drag causing the big man to fall to the ground. Augustine follows up with a quick leg drop and attempts a cover.

1...

Rider tosses Augustine off of him. Both men make it to their feet. Augustine attempts another armdrag but Rider tosses him over his head in a suplex. Augustine rolls out of the ring. Rider follows. He runs at Augustine and attempts a clothesline. Augustine moves and Rider hits his arm on the steel post. Augustine slides back in the ring and Rider follows. Rider attempts another clothesline but is caught by a kick to the gut by Augustine. Augustine hits the ropes but Rider finally catches him with a clothesline. NIght Rider hits the Drop of Death and begins ascending to the top rope.

Zach Davis: We have seen this before.

Freddy Whoa: Well Augustine is done for.

Rider jumps and hits Hells Bells... or so it seems. Augustine has gotten ahold of the injured arm of Rider. He locks in the Sum of All Parts. Rider has no choice but to tap out as the referee calls for the bell.

Zach Davis: He won! He defeated Night Rider!

Freddy Whoa: And Night Rider's bad luck continues.

[WCF Results Account]

Bonnie Blue/Noble Savage vs Very Big Spaniards

Making a difference by CFO$ echoes throughout the arena.

Zac Davis: Welcome back to Slam where we have some tag team action just for you!

Freddy Whoa: That's right Zac! Bonnie Blue and Noble Savage are working together to take down the Very Big Spaniards!

El Ainsley and El Gran Grande Devorador de Planetas Gigantesco Behemotho make their way on stage and receive an almighty boo from the crowd.

DING! DING! DING!

Kyle Steel: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 1003 pounds, from "Spain City", Spain, El Ainsley and El Gran Grande Devorador de Planetas Gigantesco Behemotho, the Very Big Spaniards!

By the time Kyle finishes his intro, VBS are already in the ring, ready to start the match.

Zac Davis: You know who Very Big Spaniards remind me of, Freddy?

Freddy Whoa: Who?

Zac Davis: The Very Big...
...Team of Big Show and Mark Henry.

Freddy Whoa: I thought you were about to say Very Big Supremacists!

Zac Davis: Really? Come on, I'm not that stupid.

Soon afterwards, the slow beat of "Same ol' Mistakes" by Rihanna rolls throughout the arena as blue and white spotlights, synchronized to the music, flare on and off against a darkened stage.

Kyle Steel: And their opponent, weighing in at 132 pounds, from Parts Unknown, she is 'The Daughter of Time', Bonnie Blue!

Bonnie Blue steps into view, peering at the audience over the rims of a pair of teal shutter shades. A heap of cheers pour forth from all directions as she surveys her domain, a defiant smirk on pink-glossed lips.

Zac Davis: Bonnie Blue, being met with a heap of cheers. Surely she wasn't expecting that!

Freddy Whoa: The crowd just doesn't like VBS, and they want Blue and Savage to beat them.

I can just hear them now / "How could you let us down?"
They don't know what I felt / Or see it from this way round

Sliding the shades back up, Bonnie makes her way along the aisle with a confident swagger, posing for a few selfies with fans as she reaches ringside.

Feeling it overtake / All that I used to hate
Wonder what if we trade / I tried but it's way too late

Bonnie's steady pace takes her midway around the ring. Without hesitation, she leaps up onto the ring apron and kneels to strike a cocky pose, leaning against the middle rope. She gazes out across the audience for a moment before slipping through the ropes.

Zac Davis: If you can't tell, I'm pretty keen for this match.

Freddy Whoa: Yeah! Looking at tonight's card, I knew this was going to be good.

All the slides I don't read / Two sides of me can't agree
When I breathe in too deep / Going with what I always longed for...

Haughtily, she saunters to her corner, where she ascends the turnbuckle, then raises her arms high overhead to a renewed pop from her fans.

Lights get bright and start flashing white with purple in the arena, the stage fills with Grey smoke and the Carpenter Brut organ intro to the song "Dance Macabre" by Ghost begins...

Kyle Steel: And her tag team partner, from Adirondale, New York, weighing in at 135 pounds, Noble Savage!

The full song kicks in, and out comes Noble Savage almost dragging her feet, walking effortlessly and looking around at the crowd like if everything annoys her. She stands center stage and looks around slowly, then shakes her head and continues her unenthused walk.

Zac Davis: Once again, a chorus of cheers

Freddy Whoa: Savage's attitudes staying the same though.

She stands in front of the ring staring at the apron and the lights go out. The music is cut as well, then we hear screeching "You Don't Even Exist To Me!" being screamed by her voice, then the lights come back on and the music resumes. Noble Savage is now knelt in the middle of the ring emitting this scream. She smiles and literally wipes her own smile of her face with a lick and crawls to her corner.

Zac Davis: El Ainsley to start as the legal man, Blue and Savage, having a little argument...

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! Savage just punched Blue square in the face! Blue fights back and throws her over the top rope! Looks like Blue will start off this one.

DING!

Zac Davis: The match starts. Freddy, what are your thoughts about this?

Freddy Whoa: I think it's going to be great! I'm not gonna lie, Blue and Savage are much more skilled...

El Gran Grande: Hey-o! I heard-o that-o!

Freddy Whoa: Mi no comprende! Anyways, keep in mind that El Ainsley has the weight of just over 3 Noble Savages, and El Gran Grande has double the weight of Blue and Savage combined, plus 100 pounds. Also, the combined weight of VBS is just under 8 Bonnie Blues.

Zac Davis: That is a lot of math, Freddy. But we have a match to commentate! So far Bonnie Blue has hit a series of forearm strikes but El Ainsley is still standing.

Freddy Whoa: El Ainsley is just too hard to topple!

Bonnie Blue starts to throw in some kicks, but El Ainsley just throws her to the ground. He goes to the top rope.

Zac Davis: We're going to see some high-flying action from two definitely luchadors!

Freddy Whoa: Bonnie Blue, getting up...

Zac Davis: El Ainsley is flying!

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! That was a massive stuff-up! He only landed a metre in front of the turnbuckle!

Zac Davis: He didn't just land, he crashed through the ring! There is a hole in the ring!

Freddy Whoa: The ref is gonna call a KO here!

Freddy Whoa: And the Blue Savages pick up the win!

Zac Davis: Really? Blue Savages?

Freddy Whoa: I'm trying, Zac. I really am.

[WCF Results Account]

Alex Richards vs Odin Balfore

The opening guitar solo of I'm Not Like Everybody Else by The Kinks begins and as the lyrics start Alex Richards walks towards the ring with a huge smile on his smile. He holds his doctor's bag in one hand and with the other he takes turns slapping hands, hugging, signing autographs, high fiving, and occasionally delivering a more good natured then used to hard slap to a fan's hand. He walks towards the ring with what appears to be an attempt at looking serious but it's more than likely he's putting it on.

Kyle Steel: Currently on the way to the ring, weighing in at 325 pounds and hailing from anyplace that needs pain, suffering, pills, or Zim-Quila... "The Archduke of Mass Confusion" Alex Richards!!!

Alex eventually enters the ring after killing a few good minutes amusing himself.

“With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus.

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!

The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes..

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist...

Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part.

Crowd: The battle is.. already won!

Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway.

Zach DavisL RICHARDS – BALFORE! WE’RE ON!

DING DING DING!

Immediately these two behemoths rush the middle of the ring and start going punch for punch. Both have hooked around the other’s neck and it’s a flurry of mass. Odin has the height advantage, thus the angle needed to beat Richards down to a knee. But that isn’t how The Archduke plays this game, he stands right back up and gets back in the brawl beating Odin to a knee!

Freddy Whoa: I’ve seen like eight hundred punches!

Odin Balfore is the WORLD. CHAMPION. The champ doesn’t allow this. He gets back up to his feet and the brawl continues! Right hook after right hook, neither man giving another inch. Finally they slow down, both men dropping to a knee, but continuing the onslaught. Then they both go to both knees, still firing blows. They connect at the same time and they both rock backward, hitting the mat and laying there exhausted!

Crowd: WCF! WCF! WCF!

Freddy Whoa: The crowd is going insane, these two legends of the sport literally punched each other to death!

Zach Davis: What a spectacle!

As the men recover, they lock eyes. Odin on one side of the ring, Alex on the other. They use the ropes to gain balance and stand up. They rush in – DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE, NEITHER FALLS1 ODIN WITH A BIG BOOT, ALEX OFF THE ROPES AND HE HITS A BIG BOOT, ODIN BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND COMES BACK WITH A FOREARM SMASH THAT WOULD BREAK SPACE AND TIME, RICHARDS HITS THE ROPES AGAIN AND UNLOADS A HEADBUTT, ODIN OFF THE ROPES AND DOUBLE CROSSBODY BLOCK?!

Crowd: WCF WCF WCF WCF WCF

Zach Davis: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING!

Neither man lands in a pinning position, instead they once again go to their respective sides of the ring and use the ropes to stand. Odin is the first to the middle of the ring, calling for Alex Richards’ head. Alex steps right up, challenging Odin to throw his best shot. And Odin does.

KICK

LIFT

POWERBOMB!

Freddy Whoa: MARK OF ODIN!

Odin falls into a cover!

1!

2!

NO RICHARDS KICKS OUT!

Zach Davis: What an incredible showing!

Odin isn’t deterred, he stands up and peels Alex off the mat. He’s going for it again!

LIFT!

NO ALEX IS TOO MUCH TO GO TWICE, ODIN DOESN’T HAVE THE STAMINA! Richards out of the hold and hooks Odin up!

LIFT

RUNNING

TOSS OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE APRON AND ODIN’S BACK AND HEAD CRASH INTO THE POST!

Zach Davis: What a unique way to deliver The Unconcious Truth!

Freddy Whoa: This crowd cannot be contained!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Alex bends down and pulls Odin into the ring from the apron, the cover!

1!

2!

NO NO NO ODIN BALFORE KICKS OUT!

Zach Davis: These men have traded shots for at least ten minutes, this is an incredible battle here on Slam!

Alex Richards calls for the end. Odin is on the mat, down and out. He barely got the shoulder up. Uncharacteristically, the big man Richards climbs up to the middle rope. Then somehow perches himself on the top. The arena is shaking in anticipation. Richards stands up on the top rope..

Zach Davis: I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT IS GOING ON!

ALEX RICHARDS FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE IN A FUCKING MOONSAULT, LANDING DIRECTLY ON THE WCF WORLD CHAMPION! THE CROWD EXPLODES IN AWE AS THE REF MAKES THE PIN!

1!

2!

3!

DING DING DING

Zach Davis: THE CHAMPION HAS BEEN BEAT!

Alex rolls off Odin and gets to his knees as the ref raises his hand, the crowd giving a standing ovation. The roar of the crowd nearly drowns out the music thundering through the arena. Odin Balfore slips between the ropes, retrieves his WCF World Title from the timekeeper’s table -- and hesitates at the appearance of Bonnie Blue on the stage. Sea-blue eyes blaze with righteous fury; his lip curls in a contemptuous sneer as he watches her walk down the aisle, neither taking their eyes off the other.

Zach Davis: Payback just a week away, wrestling fans, and here comes the challenger to Odin Balfore’s World Championship, Bonnie Blue! After that vicious attack on the Guardians last week, it looks like the Daughter of Time is looking to get her payback a little early!

Freddy Whoa: Sparks almost literally flying between these two as they stare each other down here at ringside!

Cold gaze locked onto hers, Odin lifts the title from his shoulder, pointing at it. Bonnie nods vigorously, a cocky smile on her face as she gestures first to the belt, then herself.

Zach Davis: Alex Richards still in the ring, looking on, and you have to wonder if this is about to -- WHOA!

Freddy Whoa: That's MY line, but goddamn! While Odin was distracted with Bonnie Blue, Noble Savage just climbed out from under the ring and nailed the Champ across the back of the knees with that wrench!

He staggers, but doesn't go down, and turns on Savage with a feral snarl.

Zach Davis: Savage on the run now! Odin chasing after her -- only to be met with a boot to the face from the Archduke, Alex Richards!

The force of the boot spins Balfore around -- right into a superkick from Bonnie Blue! Bonnie glances to Noble, who gives her a quick nod and a wicked smile.

Freddy Whoa: I don't like those looks on these ladies’ faces, Zach! They've got something dastardly in mind!

Before Odin can recover, Blue and Savage grab Balfore, lift him up -- and plant him on the ringside mats with a double DDT! Richards jumps down off the ring apron to join his fellow Guardians. Alex hauls Odin upright and whips him into the steel crowd barrier to a chorus of boos from the audience. Together, the three Guardians take turns laying boots to the dazed Odin Balfore.

Zach Davis: Dastardly, indeed, Freddy! The Guardians are getting their retribution for what happened on Slam last week -- and then some!

After several moments of excessive violence, the Time Witch backs off and signals to her partners. They break off their attack and pull the Champ to his knees, half-supporting and half-restraining him. Bonnie bends down to pick up the WCF World Title, dropped and forgotten in the fray. Her eyes trace the details of the gold plate, fingers caress the belt in reverence, and for a moment, she seems to consider simply leaving with it.

But her dreamy demeanor quickly changes to something altogether more sinister. A determined set to her delicate jaw, sea-blue eyes glittering with unrestrained fury, Bonnie Blue steps up to stand before her adversary. Without warning, she hauls back, and bashes Odin Balfore over the head with his own title.

Freddy Whoa: Bonnie really taking her frustrations out now, using the World Title for a weapon! And again -- right to the face this time! But she's not done yet!

Not quite satisfied, Bonnie discards the belt and points at the Spanish announce table. Knowing what to expect, the Spanish commentary team makes a hasty retreat over the barrier and into the relative safety of the crowd. Richards and Savage wrangle a struggling Balfore over, and after a few well-placed elbows to the head, they lay him out on the table.

Zach Davis: Come on! Hasn't the Champ suffered enough?

Freddy Whoa: After what he did to the Guardians, especially Bonnie Blue, can you really blame them, Zach? Blue approaching the apron now, and she's about to show us how she earned the nickname “Horrorkore Queen”!

And she does, leaping onto the edge of the ring to springboard off the ropes -- into a corkscrew senton right on top of Odin Balfore -- driving him through the flimsy wooden table!

Zach Davis: Sonic Screwdriver to the outside! The challenger just put the Champ through the Spanish announce table!

With the aid of Savage and Richards, Bonnie gets back to her feet. Once more, she retrieves the World Title, lifting it up high to a jeering audience. A microphone in her other hand, she addresses the champion.

Bonnie Blue: You thought you was gonna ambush me and get away with it? Thought you'd assault my Guardians, and we wouldn't answer? Nah, All-Daddy, that's where you're wrong. This… well this was just a foretaste of things to come. One week, Odin Balfore. Just seven days before I take what's rightfully mine -- what you've contrived to keep from me all this time! One week -- and Bonnie Blue gonna be WCF World Champion. You better be ready, cause in just one week, you fixing to find out -- Payback’s a Witch!

Then, almost tenderly, she lays the strap across the chest of the unconscious Odin Balfore. Coheed and Cambria’s “Here We Are Juggernaut” hits the speakers as the Guardians make their way slowly up the ramp and disappear once more into the back.

[WCF Results Account]

Infinity Stone Match
Marc Mayhem vs Samuel McPherson

"Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace plays over the sound system as a large man walks out from the curtain and stands on top of the ramp, looking around with Henry standing behind him before he walks very slowly to ringside.

Kyle Steel: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 280 pounds...SAMUEL MCPHERSON!

As he steps on the apron and goes over the top rope with his feet and goes to a corner to rest himself up on, looking at his opponent with intensity before the match starts.

Zach Davis: The Animal getting ready for this match tonight, knowing that he needs to pick up the win to keep possession of the Cairo Stone and the Slickie Stone. With Teo currently sitting on 3 stones it's getting to the point where you have to wonder who's going to be the first one to make a move toward collecting all 6.

Freddy Whoa: Not to mention that with Payback next week, we are officially in One season!

Light dim and the silence fills the air. Marc walks out of the back before he walks to the ring he pauses and looks at the crowd. On the Jumbotron flashes as Marc says:

I

Am

Epic

Loud boom of a firework fills the area and the instrumental of sweet dreams by Marylin Mason starts as Mayhem makes his way to the ring.

Kyle Steel: And his opponent, from Madison, Wisconsin, weighing in at 225 pounds...MARC MAYHEM!

He slides under the bottom rope and rolls out his shoulders and wrists as he waits.

DING! DING! DING!

Zach Davis: And there's the bell!

Mayhem races across the ring and starts throwing lefts and rights, trying to catch McPherson off guard with the onslaught.

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! Mayhem wasting no time trying to get this match going. Showing us that scrappy brawler side of him as he goes against a man much, much bigger than him.

McPherson forced to cover up his head to try to block the shots from Mayhem as he gets backed into his corner. Mayhem switches to using his boot, driving it into the gut of McPherson. Samuel doubled over as Mayhem backs away at the direction of the referee, only to charge again. McPherson out of the corner and meets him with a forearm to the face. McPherson now with a snap suplex, sending Mayhem into the turnbuckles.

Zach Davis: McPherson an absolute monster powerhouse but sometimes we forget about his explosive speed. He came out of that corner like a dang cannon.

Mayhem left hung up in the tree of woe after the suplex, one boot caught in the ropes. Mayhem trying to free himself as McPherson stalks him, ignoring the warnings of the referee. McPherson with a spear to the upside down Mayhem, bringing him to the mat and leaving him holding his ribs. Samuel drags him to the center of the ring and covers for the pin.

ONE!

TWO-

Freddy Whoa: Kickout!

McPherson back up to his feet, eyes full of rage and hate, as he drags Mayhem to his feet. McPherson with a hand around the throat and lifts him up for the chokeslam but Mayhem quick to counter, grabbing McPherson by the head and dropping him with a DDT. Mayhem now with the pin.

ONE!

TW-

Zach Davis: Kickout!

Mayhem back up to his feet first and he goes for the legs, trying for the Texas Cloverleaf. But McPherson fights back, shoving Mayhem back and to the mat before getting up himself. Mayhem tries to scramble to his feet but he gets caught with a chokeslam. McPherson now with Hunting Death.

Freddy Whoa: Mayhem trying like hell to fight out of this hold but he's a long way from the ropes.

Mayhem fading fast as he continues to try to fight out of the hold but McPherson has it locked in tight. The referee checks on Mayhem but he's out cold. The referee is forced to call the match as Mayhem can't continue.

Zach Davis: And that's it! Samuel McPherson wins!

[WCF Results Account]

WCF Television Title Match
DW Wolf/Teo Blaze vs Scott Slayer/Kennedy Matthews

Scott Slayer and Kennedy Matthews are already in the ring as we come back. A beat later the Crowd explodes as a pounding drum beat tears throughout the arena, signalling the arrival of the one and only Teo Blaze! The lights drop, enveloping the arena in darkness as they turn towards the entrance ramp. His new signature song, "The Phoenix" playing throughout the arena.

With a crescendo and a burst of flame, TV champ Teo del Sol springs onto the entrance ramp, a look of utter twisted delight covering his face. The audience roars as he holds his arms out, bathing momentarily in the applause as “Of Wolf and Man” by Metallica cuts in, Teo is joined on stage by the Hardcore champion, Wolf, together (with title belts over their shoulders) they marche down to the ring, DW is staring straight ahead the entire time with a wide eyed look on his face. Wolf rolls into the ring and holds in right arm up in the air as he walks to all sides of the ring acknowledging the fans.

On the other side of the ring, Teo has his arms over his head, yelling the entire time, which the fans all join in on, eliciting a cheer from the audience as the music reaches its crescendo. Just as the lyrics hit their zenith, Teo stands atop the turnbuckle and tosses his “King of all media” scepter to the ringside crew, royal waving an irate Kennedy on.

Freddy Whoa: We’re looking at a combined weight of 415lbs of top flight athlete seeking retribution, Zach. DW and Teo are on the same page tonight and they’re not going to take any prisoners.

Zach Davis: And don’t forget the TELEVISION TITLE is on the line!

Freddy Whoa: Plus those infinity stones, how does it all work science guy?

Zach Davis: Basically, Teo needs to be pinned for the title to change hands. Same with the infinity stones. So for Teo he has to make a tactical decision to make, does he allow his partner to do the heavy lifting? Or does Teo fly into this match fearless, putting his faith in his talent and boundless heart to get the job done?

Freddy Whoa: I say let the Wolf run wild. That’s your answer, Zach!

Zach Davis: Well, we’re about to find out...here we go!

The ref asks for the bell to ring....

Wolf starts out as does Matthews. They tie up in the center of the ring!

Wolf gets the advantage and quickly shoves Kennedy onto the ropes, raking Matthews across the eyes, followed up with a gut kick that takes the wind out of the queen. Wolf throws Kennedy into a non-tag corner and hits a clothesline. Kennedy stumbles out of the corner and Wolf hits a bulldog! Wolf lifts Kennedy up by her hair but she administers an eye rake, followed by a drop kick. Standing star press by kennedy, but Wolf kicks out at one, the man-beast is up on his feet, catching Kennedy with a STO take-down followed up by a flying elbow drop.

1..2..

Kick-out by Kennedy, Wolf changes tactics and locks Kennedy’s left leg with a single leg crab, Kennedy is SCREAMING but Scott can’t reach for the tag. Matthews pulls at her own hair as she tries to focus, eventually she attempts to wriggle out, after a few agonizing moments the queen makes it to the ropes. but the damage is already done as she limps away back to her corner.

Wolf however is not done, Teo wants in but Wolf is seeing red as he changes forward for a chop block on the injured left leg of Matthews, Matthews sees it at the very last second as she side steps and hits a BREXIT OUTTA NOWHERE! After connecting with the curb stomp, Kennedy makes a quick cover on the rocked Wolf!

1...2...2 and a half…

Kickout! Kennedy drags Wolf over to her partner’s corner as she tags in Scott, Scott lifts the dazed Wolf up onto his shoulders as Kennedy climbs the top turnbuckle and hits a super elevated blockbuster on Wolf!

Kennedy calls out for Scott to make the cover, but Slayer has a sadistic red haze clouding his judgement, instead he lays in some vicious closed fists to the gut of Wolf before the ref eventually brakes it up, this gives Wolf some time to crawl to his corner, but before he can connect with the outstretched hand of Teo, Slayer has dragged wolf back to the center of the ring, mocking Wolf with a “ARRRRWOOOOOO” before kicking Wolf square in the testicals.

Freddy Whoa: The bastard!

Zach Davis: Slayer is an absolute degenerate!

The crowd BOOOOOOO Slayer with all their might. With a ton of heat on him now Scott parades around the ring like a king, belittling the audience as Teo is on tender hooks, arm outstretched, desperate for the tag. Slayer smirks and fancies his chances, darting over at Teo to deliver a sucker punch but is caught with a blistering fast spinning kick, Slayer wobbles backwards as Wolf is up on his feet!

Wolf with hard rights to Slayer, drop kick is followed up by a springboard moonsault! Crowd is screaming like crazy for Wolf now as he goes to work on Slayer, grabbing both of his opponents feet and delivering a double foot stomp to the groin of Slayer!

Zach Davis: Turnabout’s fair play! Slayer asked for it!

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! Ask and ye shall receive!

Slayer’s eyes water as he crawls over to his corner, while Wolf….

Zach Davis: WOLF TAGS IN TEO!

Teo with hard rights and lefts to a freshly tagged in Kennedy Matthews, Dropkick followed by a springboard dropkick, followed by a 619! A dazed Kennedy goes for a ‘God Save the Queen’ (Snap DDT) but is countered into a spinebuster, followed by a release german suplex!

Zach Davis: Teo is dishing out an ass-kicking!

Standing star press by Teo, while on the outside…

Zach Davis: Slayer has flattened Wolf with a steel chair!

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! And the ref hasn’t seen it! Blood is pouring from Wolf’s scalp!

On the outside: Wolf is down on the mat and Slayer delivers more chair shots to the back of Wolf’s back. Meanwhile, back in the ring….

Kennedy Matthews is mounting a counter offensive, arm drag into a superkick! Teo staggers against the ropes as Kennedy rushes forward with a flying forearm, Teo counters and flips Kennedy over the top rope, but she’s caught on the outside by Slayer who throws Kennedy back inside the ring, Kennedy catches Teo IN MID AIR with a neckbreaker that brings both of them crashing back down inside the ring! The referee signals that it counts as a tag as well as Slayer caught Kennedy.

The Crowd audibly chant “This is awesome!!” as Slayer gets into the ring and quickly goes for the cover. 

1...2…

Kickout by Teo! Blaze attempts a cover of his own, but the luchador only gets a one count for his trouble, oh and a mouthful of spit from a screaming Slayer.

Slayer is up on his feet first, he goes for Anarchy Uprising, but can’t connect as a bloody Wolf staggers up onto the apron and connects with a superkick to the back of Slayers’s cranium, the move echoes with a sickening THWAP! Wolf has lost too much blood and falls back down on the outside as Teo takes advantage and connects with a BLAZING KNEE on Slayer, the Kinshasa finding it’s mark as Teo goes for the cover, Kennedy attempts to dive in to break it up…

1...2…

Wolf holds on to Scott’s leg…

THREE!

Zach Davis: Teo has done it! Teo has done it!

Kyle Steel: And your winners via pinfall, the team of DW Wolf and Teo Blaze!!!!

Zach Davis: Teo has held onto both his television championship and his infinity stones, hell of a night for the Texan native!

Freddy Whoa: And let’s not forget DW Wolf, who put it all on the line tonight to secure victory!

"The Phoenix" plays as a beaming Teo takes hold of his Television title and raises it in victory, he instinctively goes to check on Wolf as..

Inside the ring Scott Slayer has Wolf’s Hardcore title! Scott raises it up to signal that it’s only a matter of time before the belt is his. The crowd BOO Slayer, who spits and flips off the fans as a focused Wolf on the outside allows his blood to flow down his snarling face before paramedics can reconvene treating him.

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! What the F is with all the spitting?

Zach Davis: Wolf looks absolutely irate out there, as if the monster within is ready to take over! Scott might be playing with fire here!

Teo high fives Wolf as Blaze saulters up the ramp to the cheers of the crowd, raising both his scepter and his belt over his head as Slam is about to draw to a --

“Death Breath - Toxic Avenger remix” by ‘Bring Me The Horizon’ hits, the crowd collectively leap to their feet as Teo slowly turns around…

Zach Davis: Holy Shit! No way...NO WAY!

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! It can’t be…

The stage is engulfed with a wave of heavy mist as Teo’s eyes scan for signs of life...suddenly, the business end of a CRICKET BAT cuts a lightning fast sway out of the bellowing camouflage and connects with the side of Teo’s scalp! Teo is bleeding as out steps…

Zach Davis: JOHN RABID! JOHN RABID IS BACK!!!!

Rabid is wearing black jeans, Doc Martens, and a #beachkrew ‘#freejohnrabid’ tee shirt. Rabid connects again with Teo across the side of his face with the bat, Teo staggers as John grabs the scepter and BREAKS IT TWO OVER HIS KNEE! Teo drops the belt as his mouth tastes blood, Rabid smiles a sinister grin, he drops the bat and lifts Teo up over his head with a military press! Holds him there for what seems like an eternity!

Zach Davis: Good God, the strength!

After a few moments, Rabid throws Teo OFF THE STAGE ONTO A SET OF SOUND SPEAKERS!

KERRRRRRR-CRASH!!!!

SPARKS FLY!!!

Backstage: Corey Black and Jayson Price surge forward, they have security with them as they attempt to rush the stage and stop this…

But a SHADOWED FIGURE comes out of nowhere and assaults Corey, Jayson and security with an iron bar, laying them out!

Back on the stage. Rabid picks up his trusty bat and smirks an evil, sadistic grin as Teo squirms amongst the wreckage, Wolf and the paramedics are doing what they can to help their fallen friend.

The mist descends once again, Rabid waves…

The Serpent is gone before DW can reach him!

Backstage: Corey and Jayson are out cold!

Zach Davis: Absolute Pandemonium here!

Freddy Whoa: Whoa, and we're out of time!

Zach Davis: Rabid is back, but what are his plans? Who attacked Corey and Jayson?! Hopefully we’ll have the answers at Payback! We’ll see you all next week!

Slam fades to black.