Slam 11/19/18 (Results Inside) Nov 21, 2018 2:05:22 GMT -5
Post by WCF Results Account on Nov 21, 2018 2:05:22 GMT -5
Stan Lee Memorial Show
Live From Madison Square Garden In New York City, New York
Ryan Joseph vs Fister Mantastic
Fister Mantastic stands in the ring with his “beautiful” valet Palmala Handerson waiting for his opponent to arrive.
Kyle Steele: Cumming in the ring, escorted by Roid Rogers… RYAN JOSEPH!
Zach Davis: The man who will SAVE the mustache family is making his way to the ring right now. And boy, I hope he fails.
Freddy Woah: Are you kidding me. Ryan is the best thing to happen to the Mustache family and maybe the WCF in a long time.
As Ryan gets into the ring Palmala immediately slaps Fister Mantastic across the face and goes to make out furiously with Joseph. Roid Rogers fights the urge to masturbate.
Mantastic attacks as the bell rings. Ryan, being the hero he is pushes Handerson aside and delivers a thrust with his crotch sending Mantastic hard to the ground.
Zach Davis: I think he’s dead! Ryan Joseph has killed Fister Mantastic with his cock!
Freddy Whoa: And now he’s having sex in the middle of the ring with Palmala Handerson as Roid Rogers masturbates to it.
Zach Davis: Really? This is what’s happening right now. That’s the best he can come up with? Lets check backstage as I hear fortunately there’s something else going on.
We cut backstage where Jayson Price is on the phone wearing nothing but a white robe in front of a Roid Rogers 5 Demandments poster circa 1988.
Jayson Price: Yo, chill… take it easy. Once I’m done with this I’ll have the Mustache fortune too… Yea, I know I have a lot of money, but you can never have too much. After we tie the knot it will be ours!!!
Mama Stache: (from off screen- sing songy) OH PRICEY POO!!!
Jayson Price: Aight, gotta go, the old ladie’s callin.
Mama walks into view wearing nipple tassles and whipped cream underwear.
Mama Stache: What the fawk is taking you so long!
Jayson Price: Just on the phone with my agent. I like the new pet name by the way… Pricey Poo.
Mama Stache: Pet name? What the fawk? That ain’t no pet name, it’s time for you to shit on my chest you piece of crap. It’s time for Pricey Poo! Get the fawk in here.
Jayson Price: Alright! I’m coming!
Mama Stache: Not yet you aren’t. You will be soon, but not after ME you piece of shit!
Slam goes to commercial.