Slam 10/22/18 (Summarized Show Inside) Oct 24, 2018 11:49:48 GMT -5
Post by WCF Results Account on Oct 24, 2018 11:49:48 GMT -5
Live From The Family Arena in St. Charles, Missouri
Ultimate Destroyer defeated Odd
Buff Mustache is backstage with Cream Jeans Cokerlund.
Cream Jeans: Fans, I’ve been brought in because no one on the regular staff will talk with the Mustache Family. So I, Crema Jeans Cokerlund, has the distinct on her and privilege of introducing my two favorite ramsacks, Roid Rogers and Buff Mustache!
Roid Rogers: Well listen here, Cream Jeans, I’ve been to the top of every mountain and gone down on the dankest valleys, brother. But one thing was always for sure, when all those little Roidmaniacs were getting a little restless, brother, they always had me to look to for support and inspiration. And I intend on giving my son that same inspiration every day, brother. Isn’t that right, brother.
Cream Jeans: Does this have anything to do with the fact that Ursula has gone AWOL aside from a few internet posts since War?
Buff Mustache: My mama and Tinder had to go off on sexual escapades and will cum on back soon. I promise you that. What I’m focused on right now Is Kylie Moore and Liliana Rose and why they felt it necessary to attack us last week.
*Flashback to last week*
Buff reluctantly comes back in and spreads out his legs cringing already. Just as she is about to kick the lights go out. When the lights come back on Buff, Johnny and Papa are laid out in the ring and two people stand tall above them.
Liliana Rose and Kyile Moore
Kylie Moore: What the hell are you doing on the ground, Roid, we didn’t even hit you?
Roid Rogers: I thought we were about to get mounted, brother!
Kylie Moore: Get up you old piece of crap. No, this was meant only for your son and his shady as shit lawyer! “When the love glove don’t fit you must acquit.” MY ASS!
Roid Rogers: OH YEA! Wait, it was you?
Liliana Rose: No… IT WAS ME! I was sick and tired of seeing the way you mistreated women. The way you expose yourselves without being asked. The way you walk around like pompous assholes. I wanted you OUT of the WCF so I made up the story about you exposing yourself to me at the park. You were supposed to be arrested for the rest of your miserable lives and then killed in prison like your older brother was. Then you went ahead and eliminated me at WAR! Well, that was the last straw. You want to know who it was that accused you… IT WAS ME!!!
Roid Rogers: He’s still passed out… should I wake him up. If I teabag him it’s like using smelling salts…
Kennedy Matthews: If you’re not careful, old man, you’ll be next!
Roid Rogers: YES PLEASE! And you gotta show me how you knocked them out so quick, that will be REALLY helpful to me for… no particular reason.
Liliana Rose delivers a roundhouse kick to Roid’s head knocking him out instantly.
Liliana Rose: A little something like that. And don’t you think this is over just yet, Mustache Family. You’ve got a lot coming to you and we’re gonna give it to you.
Zach Davis: THEY MUST BE KNOCKED OUT GOOD. NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THOSE TWO WOMEN GIVING IT TO THEM!?!?
*Return to present day except Kylie Moore and Liliana Rose are on screen*
Cream Jeans: I thought it was Kennedy Matthews and Liliana Rose?
Kylie Matthews: People make that mistake all the time. It was me and Lili, now lets just move forward.
Liliana Rose: You want to know why your mama left, because she FINALLY realized that she was stronger without you! Women are WAY stronger witout chauvinistic men holding them down.
Buff: Hey, I don’t even know how to drive! You can’t call me chaufferistic!
Liliana Rose: What the f…
Kylie Rose: Don’t bother, babe. You can’t win a fight against dumb people. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Roid Rogers: Thanks brother!
Liliana Rose: Buff, Roid. Ursula left because she’s better than you.
Liliana Rose: And you were holding her back!
Buff: I know.
Kylie Moore: She’s better off without you!
Roid Rogers: Listen sugar plum, Ursula has been saying these things to us for years. Since the first time I put my penis into her slam cave she’s told me that I’m not good enough for her. Since Beef Mustache piledrove his way out of her womb she’s made it perfectly clear that they were the three biggest mistakes of her life. She’s made it perfectly clear that the only right move she made was having an abortion the time I knocked her up between Buff and Biff. That was the ONLY time she didn’t regret something in her entire life. But why now?
Liliana Rose: I can’t answer that for you, Roid. But what I can do is lay down a challenge for Helloween. Me and Kylie vs Buff and Roid Rogers in a tag team match. The losers LEAVE the WCF. There’s not enough room for Fourgasm and the Mustache Family here. Kylie and I have proven time and time again that we’re the most dominant tag team in the WCF, and the Super Stache Brothers have a reputation that need to be stopped. Since poor Biff is in a coma and there’s only a robot version of him now, maybe Roid can fill those boots.
Roid Rogers: BROTHER! YOU’LL NEVER ROLL ME UP, BROTHER. NOT AGAIN, NOT LIKE YOKOFUPA IN 1992. I’LL GET MY HEAT BACK BROTHER!
Kylie Rose: So that’s a…
Buff Mustache: When my father starts talking about Yokofupa that means he accepts the challenge!
El Gran Grande Devorador De Planetas Gigantesco Behemoth defeated Scott Slayer
Cameras go to ringside, waiting on what's going on until suddenly, Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace plays over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them with Raab and Samuel standing in the middle of the ring with Lord Raab having the microphone in hand as he wanted to get down to business right away with an idea they had for the PPV.
Lord Raab: "I hate coming out here to do this, but needs to be done because as you all know, I've been blasting the entire roster down mainly because you lazy idiots back there can't be bothered to form teams of your own and wanting to beat the shit out of us. Of course, you brainless idiots only care about Hardcore, WCF title and TV title which are not the best belts to go for right now, sorry if that upsets you, but you all are to blame for the lack of willingness to want to beat us for the tag titles, right Samuel?"
Samuel McPherson: "Yaarrp."
Lord Raab: "I'm sick and tired of us being sitting ducks with our tag title reigns that WCF management is incapable of wanting to build the WCF tag division and since they refuse to, here's what we propose to the idiots back there. There's a PPV coming up called Helloween and I don't care if me or Samuel, heck both of us could be in another match at the PPV, but we're willing to do two matches in one night."
Samuel McPherson: "Yaarrp."
It was obvious that Lord Raab was bored of sitting around and not defending the tag titles like they wanted to so badly and he continues to speak after taking a bit of a breather.
Lord Raab: "We want to do an open tag gauntlet match for the tag titles where anybody from in and out of WCF can take part, even to form new teams and proudly defend these tag titles on the line because these belts should be defended and it's been months the last time they were even defended for fuck sake because you sorry sacks of shit piss me off on wanting cannon fold Hardcore, TV and WCF titles that are completely fucking worthless. If you disagree, come to Helloween and beat the living shit out of us."
Samuel McPherson: "Yaarrp."
Lord Raab: "Have fucking balls or guts to female wrestlers in the back to take us on in a tag gauntlet match and we'll be the first ones in because we're gonna prove to the world we can defend the tag titles and build the WCF tag division the way WCF management can't be fucking bothered to do and the way you wrestlers can't be bothered to form teams to beat us. Regardless of who comes in, we'll pick apart team by team until there's nobody in the ring left and still walk out of the PPV still tag team champions."
Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace plays over the sound system as they get out of the ring and go backstage, hoping it gets the message out of wrestlers forming teams to beat them for the tag titles in a tag gauntlet match at the Helloween PPV. The announcer goes into the ring and announces the next opponent for the upcoming match.
Vincent Augustine defeated Jazzy John McCarty
Buff Mustache vs Jayson Price
"At Last" by Etta James plays as Buff Makes his way down the aisle, eyeing up every woman that he walks past.
Zach Davis: Welcome back to Slam! We're getting set for singles action as we see Buff Mustache making his...interesting as usual entrance.
Buff slides into the ring and begins humping the mat erotically as he makes eye contact with a female fan in the front row. The fan feels uncomfortable. The referee feels uncomfortable. The cameraman feels aroused as he zooms in on said humping. Finally Buff gets to his feet and struts about the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Every. Damn. Week. Can't we just stay on commercial until his matches start?
"Turbo Lover" by Judas Priest suddenly hits.
Zach Davis: What's this?! Mama Mustache?!
Buff looks equally confused as he stares up at the stage. The music cuts as Mama Mustache pulls a microphone out of her cleavage.
Mama Mustache: Buffy I know I told you that I couldn't come out with you tonight because I was too busy blow drying my fuckin' cooch, but that was a lie son. The real reason I couldn't make it is that I finally found him. I found my ONE MAN BANG!
The crowd seems intrigued, yet horrified. What man could tame the beast that is Mama Mustache.
Mama Mustache: And I didn't know the best time to tell you who it was but he said tonight was the night, that the world needed to know that I finally found the cawk that could fill my snatch like no other. So here he is...
"Explosia" by Gojira hits the arena speakers. Buff drops to his knees as he watches Jayson Price walk out from the back, a giant grin on his face. He slides up beside Mama Mustache, who immediately tries to grab for his dick, but luckily the cameras cut back to Buff in the ring. The horrified cries of the crowd suggest that something terrible is happening, yet Buff can't stop staring at the stage.
Mama Mustache: Look at that cawk! Look at it! I FOUND MY ONE MAN BANG HALLELUJAH!
Cameras quickly cut to the backstage area where Roid Rogers is standing by watching all of this unfold on a monitor.
Roid Rogers: WHAT THE FUCK BROTHER?! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!? I'M GOING TO WHOOP HIS ASS AND THEN WHOOP IT SOME MORE BROTHER! I'M GOING TO FIND THAT OWNER AND BEAT HIM TILL HE GIVES ME A MATCH!
Roid tears the monitor off the wall and throws it to the ground before storming off. Slam goes to commercial as we can still hear the terrified screams from the crowd.
Night Rider defeated James Wolf
The Monstimals defeated Kylie Moore and Liliana Rose
Teo Blaze defeated Kennedy Matthews to win the WCF Television Title
WCF Hardcore Title Match
DW Wolf vs Stephen Singh
DW Wolf vs Stephen Singh
Zach Davis: WELCOME BACK TO SLAM FANS! Such an amazing night thus far, but coming up next… An extremely intriguing match..DW Wolf returns to WCF to settle unfinished business and squares off tonight against Steven Singh, the self proclaimed “Golden God”
Freddy Woah: And since his estranged mother has taken over as his manager, Singh has been rather different..And carrying a title like the Hardcore title, dare I say, giving it a touch of class..
Zach Davis: Class and Steven Singh are rarely mentioned in the same sentence, but has brought some prestige to this title..And tonight he has quite the battle against DW Wolf!
(Wherever I may Roam by Metallica comes over the loudspeakers)
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is for the WCF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, from Wherever he may Roam..Weighing in at 220 lbs..D-W WOLF!
(Wolf marches to the ring wide eyed. When he enters, he raises one arm as his music cuts)
(The gruff voice from the 80s sample announces "Cold getting dumb..." as the VeryBigTron flashes the word "THE CHURCH OF SINGH" in a shimmering gold before being replaced by a gray-tinted montage of Stephen Singh and Michael X brutalizing past opponents. The menacing beat of the Supervillain Theme by Mad Villain fills the arena, golden pyros form 5 ft high fountains across the stage, and "Superstar" Stephen Singh steps out with a scowl spread across his face. He pauses for a moment at the top of the stage, looking to the booing crowd with disgust where he's joined by Donna, bickering with the crowd at every step.
Kyle Steel: And introducing at this time...The Excellence of Elocution....The Shakespeare of Shoot...The Sure Thing....
As the gold fountains shrink back into the stage, The Superstar begins making his way down the ramp, snarling and angrily jawing with fans on the way. He finally gets to the ring stairs and stomps up them noisily, angrily before wiping his feet on the apron and stepping through the ropes.
Kyle Steel: THE SUPERSTAR STEPHEN SINGH!
Zach Davis: DW Wolf staring a hole into our champion as he tries to corral his mother to the outside but wait WATCH OUT! WOLF WITH THE RUNNING KNEE SENDS SINGH INTO THE CORNER, BUT HIS MOTHER TO THE FLOOR!
Freddy Woah: Thats one way to keep Mama Singh from interfering…
Zach Davis: DW Wolf laying the boots to Singh as Singh slumps in the corner..DW Running to the far corner..Here he Comes..HUGE KNEE STRIKE and Singh falls to the canvas like a bag of garbage!
Freddy Woah: I’m telling his mom you called him garbage..
Zach Davis: I did not..Anyway Wolf taking control in the center of the ring now hitting chop after chop to his bedraggled opponent...Now hes got Singh Hooked..Swinging Neckbreaker into a cross arm breaker thanks to the roll! Impressive!
Freddy Woah: Wolf has always been one of the top talents in WCF no doubt about it! When he is here, he makes time count!
Zach Davis: Singh writhing in pain on the mat..Donna still face first on the floor..Now Wolf stands up Singh, Goes for the short clothesline..Ducked..Dropkick to the knee sends Wolf to the mat! Now Singh is on the attack! Rolls down to Wolfs level and has his own arm breaker sinched in!
Freddy Woah: Is this a hardcore match or a technical one?
Zach Davis: True, both men have exhibited some technical skill thus far..Now Wolf stands up..Forearm..Short arm clothesline! Cover! And a one count before Singh kicks out..And Wolf back to a ground and pound attack on the champion!
Freddy Woah: Singh can do nothing but cover up! Isin’t there something crooked he can do?
Zach Davis: This is a new Singh..Now Wolf has Singh..Whips him across the ring into the corner..Running boot to the face! My God! And now Wolf setting Singh up on the top rope..Wolf climbing may have bad intentions..BUT SINGH CATCHES HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND AND NOW WOLF IS STUCK IN THE TREE OF WOE!
Freddy Woah: Singh playing possum, springs from the top back into the ring..Landing devastating Kicks!
Zach Davis: And the crowd is loving this! With every kick they chant his name..
Zach Davis: Singh stops and gives the fans the finger!
Freddy Woah: He’s not their puppet Zach..The Crowd may have just unknowingly helped Wolf!
Zach Davis: Not from where I sit because, still in that Tree of Woe, Singh has slid to the outside and has a chinlock on Wolf my gosh what a sadistic maneuver!
Freddy Woah: Wolfs back is arched like the gateway to the west!
Zach Davis: Wolfs feet come free crashing him to the mat, but Singh has other ideas as he has Wolf by the ankle pulling him to the outside..Goes to smash his head into the stairs..Blocked..Wolf with back elbows stunning Singh..And now he throws Singh into the stairs! As Singh flies across the top of those stairs..LOOK AT THIS!
Freddy Woah: Mama Singh is up!
Zach Davis: She’s running towards Wolf..From behind..OH MY GOD! Wolf turned around and inadvertantly cleaned Donna’s clock!
Freddy Woah: My ASS! Wolf just attacked Steven Singhs Mother!
Zach Davis: He turned around just as she had arrived! She’s not the most strong lady! But Wolf does not care..He shakes it off and goes right after Singh..Tossing our champion into the barricade..And follows it up with a running knee! Singh is loopy!
Freddy Woah: Wolf wearing out Singhs head against that barricade while the fans whooop and holler...WOAH!
Zach Davis: One of the fans has just hit Wolf with a beverage! And while Wolf looks for the fan Singh grabs Wolf and reverses him into the barricade! Now is Singh wearing out Wolf with knees and elbows!
Freddy Woah: Steven Singh of old would have gone right for the jewels..Not this one..
Zach Davis: Big Chop from Singh!
Zach Davis: ANOTHER! *SLAP*
Zach Davis: Singh rolls Wolf into the ring..He sees his mother...Now he’s yelling at his mother! She’s out cold, and he’s yelling at her!
Freddy Woah: He’s concerned for his mom Zach...Have you no heart!
Singh: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! I TOLD YOU NOT TO INTERFERE!
Zach Davis: Now that he is done..HE’S MET BY A BASEBALL SLIDE BY WOLF THAT SENDS HIM BACK INTO THE BARRICADE! That few seconds Singh wore out his unconscious mother were just what Wolf Needed and now Wolf is on the hunt!
Freddy Woah: I see what you did there..
Zach Davis: Wolf with a front facelock..And DROPS SINGH WITH A DDT TO THE FLOOR! SINGH MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE!
Freddy Woah: Wolf looking to capitalize rolling Singh into the ring..Cover..A TWO COUNT THIS TIME!
Zach Davis: Wolf now lifts a Staggered Singh up...EASY PREY!
Freddy Woah: WOAH! He missed!
Zach Davis: Singh with a kick to the knee..Quick Hook..FISHERMANS BRAINBUSTER! Hooks the leg…..TWO!
Zach Davis: Singh taking a bit of umbridge with the referees count there as Wolf crawls to the far corner..Singh now sees an opening..SMITE!
Freddy Woah: WOAH SINGH GOT CROTCHED! HE’S STUCK IN THE CORNER!
Zach Davis: Wolf grabs Singh..PUMPHANDLE NECKBREAKER! COVER!
Zach Davis: Wolf taking advantage of a grounded opponent..Pounding his head..Lifting him up..REVERSE STO! This is Wolfs Chance! He’s got Momentum..EASY PREY!!!! SINGH DUCKS! Off the far ropes...BUT MET WITH A SPINEBUSTER!
Freddy Woah: Back and forth like a windshield wiper!
Zach Davis: Wolf is playing to the crowd but...He sees
Freddy Woah: Does this woman ever die?
Zach Davis: Donna, looking like a corpse leaving a grave has clawed her way up to the apron and has a chair!
Zach Davis: Donna Heaves the chair at Steven who catches it..But..EASY PREY!
Freddy Wolf: Third Times the charm!
Zach Davis: Singh rebounds right into THE KILL! COVER! WE….HAVE...A NEW CHAMPION!
Freddy Woah: Donna is shocked on the apron!
Kyle Steel: Here is your winner and NEW WCF HARDCORE CHAMPION...DW WOLF!
Alex/Richards/Damian Kaine vs Odin Balfore/Noble Savage
Zach Davis: It's main event time as world champion Odin Balfore teams up with his number one contender Noble Savage to take on the Guardians team of Alex Richards and Damian Kaine. This could be the start of something bad with the team of Odin and Noble because with their raw talent they could make things mighty uncomfortable for the rest of the roster.
Freddy Whoa: Yeah but how well will they team up? The Guardians are a known unit and they have been threatening Odin and |Savage all month long.
Zach Davis: This is going to be one hell of a grudge match.
Kyle Steele: The following contest is the main event of the evening and is scheduled for one fall!
Kyle Steele: Introducing first. from Adirondack, New York, she is the winner of WCF War... Noble Savage!
Lights get bright and start flashing white with purple in the arena, the stage fills with Grey smoke and the Carpenter Brut organ intro to the song "Dance Macabre" by Ghost begins...
The full song kicks in, and out comes Noble Savage almost dragging her feet, walking effortlessly and looking around at the crowd like if everything annoys her. She stands center stage and looks around slowly, then shakes her head and continues her unenthused walk. She stands in front of the ring staring at the apron and the lights go out. The music is cut as well, then we hear screeching "You Don't Even Exist To Me!" being screamed by her voice, then the lights come back on and the music resumes. Noble Savage is now knelt in the middle of the ring emitting this scream. She smiles and literally wipes her own smile of her face with a lick and crawls to her corner before reaching into her top and pulling out her prize.. the Cairo Stone. She holds it towards the ramp.
Zach Davis: Noble Savage is proud of that Cairo stone she nabbed from the retiring Bonnie Blue. Look where she's holding it. Right at the ring ramp so it'll be the first thing the Guardians see when they enter. The mind games have started already.
Kyle Steele: And her tag team partner needs no introduction! He is the All Father and WCF World Heavyweight Champion... THIS IS ODIN BALFORE!
" With Oden On Our Side" Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus.
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!
The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes..
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist...
Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part.
Crowd: The battle is.. already won!
Odin looks over at his partner who is still clutching the Cairo, shrugs and raises up his world championship to a massive roar from the fans.
Freddy Whoa: You gotta know that man is ready for war. He's a Norse God after all and he's our world champion!
Kyle Steele: And their opponents.. first from Statesboro, Georgia, "Invincible" Damian Kaine! And his tag team partner from Chicago, Illinois, "The Archduke of Mass Destruction" Alex Richards! Collectively they are known as the Guardians!
No music, no lights, no nothing at all happens as Damian Kaine and Alex Richards step through the curtain never so much as looking at each other, strictly focused on their opponents. Meanwhile Steven Singh follows, taunting the fans with his hardcore championship.
Zach Davis: Steven Singh is out here in the corner in the Guardians? This can not be good news for the All Father and Noble Savage. You know Singh has a history of dirty deeds.
Freddy Whoa: He does appear to have turned over a new leaf recently. Maybe he really is out here just to support Richards and Kaine.
The Guardians enter the ring and Alex takes the mic away from Kyle Steele.
Alex Richards: I don't think you understand. There is only one way this match is going to end.. with the Cairo Stone back in our hands and The Guardians standing over the beaten carcass of a God
Ding! The bell rings and Odin immediately runs Alex over with a big boot!
Zach Davis: The All Father is not impressed by Alex Richards' threat in the slightest. Surturs Revenge! That knock out punch of Odins! To his credit Alex did not get knocked out. But he looks stunned. Odin grabs him by the throat! He's going to end this early with the Ragnorak!
Damian Kaine rushes in and chop blocks Odin Balfore! Noble Savage rushes into the ring.. only to have the official cut her off and send her back to the corner. Alex and Damian look at each other and instantly execute a double team STO!
Zach Davis: Great teamwork there from the Guardians!
Freddy Whoa: Great illegal double team there.
Alex meanwhile taunts Savage drawing her into the ring again as Damian hits a DDT. Alex turns around with Odin down and makes the cover.
big kick out!
Zach Davis: You are not going to put away Odin |Balfore that easily.
Alex shoots Odin off the ropes and he's grabbed from behind by Damian Kaine. Alex charges in with a big boot but Odin gets out of the way! Alex stops short.. avoiding the contact with his partner. Until Balfore slams their heads together!
Freddy Whoa: Odin Balfore is on tonight! Huge European uppercut knocks Kaine from the apron. Big time headbutt on Richards followed up with a knee lift to the head. Steven Singh is on the apron.
Odin goes over.. jawing with his long time rival.
Zach Davis: Alex Richards is sneaking up on Odin.. this is how their singles match ended a few weeks ago. He grabs Odin by the throat. Final Enlightenment coming up.. Steven Singh just screwed Odin yet again! No.. Noble Savage reaches in and rakes the eyes of Alex!
Alex glares at Savage who raises the stone again.
Freddy Whoa: Noble Savage has gotten into the head of the Guardians!
Damian Kaine yells for a tag from his corner. Alex tags out as Damian comes in.. the massive Norse God cracking his knuckles as the newest Guardian enters. Damian demands to face Savage. Odin grins.. and tags out to his partner.
Zach Davis: This should be interesting. Noble and Damian circle each other..
Damian turns to Alex.. and nods slightly.
Zach Davis: What the hell? Why are the lights flickering? The lights just went out.
Freddy Whoa: This can't be good. I think I can hear the sounds of a steel chair smashing against the ring steps...
The lights come back on.. and Damian, Alex, and Steven are all standing on one side of the ring... with someone wearing a cloak.
Zach Davis: Wait a minute! The cloak comes off.. that's Bonnie Blue! The leader of the Guardians.. this is a damn set up. They are surrounding Noble Savage. And Odin Balfore is in the ring steel chair in hand. The Norse God don't give a fuck! He's wildly swinging that chair and backing the Guardians off of his partner. He might be facing Savage at One but Odin was not about to let that happen... DAMNIT!
Noble Savage superkicks the chair. Right back into Odin Balfore's face!
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! I did not see that coming! Noble Savage has turned on Odin.. and cast her lot with the Guardians!
Odin staggers back to his feet as Noble picks up the chair and holds it in front of Odin's face.. allowing Bonnie, Alex, and Damien to triple superkick it into Odin's face. The All Father falls as Steven Singh motions for his partners to stand down. He places his hardcore title on the mat and nails the Thief In The Night on Odin on the belt!
Zach Davis: Odin needs some help in there! This is brutal. They are systematically destroying the world champion here.
Bonnie approaches Noble, grabs her by the shoulder.
Freddy Whoa: Wait a second. Bonnie just grabbed Savage there.. Steven, Alex, and Damian are circling in. This could be a double cross here.
Savage stares back at Bonnie... then grins and reaches into her top pulling out the Cairo Stone which she hands to the leader of the Guardians. The two women hug briefly... then Bonnie pulls out a microphone.
Bonnie Blue: I'd like to thank Odin Balfore for coming out tonight. This is fixing to be a retirement party. Because we are going to end you... right about now.
Bonnie locks in the Time Stopper. Alex hits Odin in the head with the steel chair.. then places it around Odin's neck.. holding the chair in place. Steven Singh smiles sinisterly climbing a turnbuckle with his title still in hand.. Damian Kaine goes to the top rope in another corner. Meanwhile Savage screams as she heads to the top as well screaming where's your God now.
Freddy Whoa: This could be the end of Odin Balfore!
Zach Davis: Wait! Its James Wolf and Sam McPhearson!
Freddy Whoa: Both men looking to make their careers here in WCF, looking to join the Gard- WHOA! Wolf and McPhearson are helping Odin out!
Zach Davis: But its still 3 v 5 and as hard as they try, Wolf and the Animal cant seem to get any traction.
T U R T L E POWAH! T U R T L E POWAH!
Zach Davis: TMNT Security have jumped in ring from the crowd, come to help out their old friend Odin Balfore!
TMNT Security hit the ring and start battling it out but get taken out with Chairs as the odds just start getting even. The Animal hits DK with the ANIMAL KILL but Noble rushes in to save him whose attacked from behind and picked up Wolf who preps her for HELL ON EARTH. He picks her up, he runs..
Alex Richards takes him out with a chair to the back of the head.
Zach Davis: Wolf and the Animal, doing all they can to even things out but they came to a slaughter. Brave men bleed just the same but you gotta think that they saw the champ being mauled and they just had to help.
Odin rolls out of the ring to try and collect himself as Bonnie stays on him, vicious in her assault. She runs at Odin but Odin throws her into the steel post before collapsing on the announce table.
Odin Balfore: Jam Willy, my nillah. Send me your only begotten son. My nilah, please.
“2nd Sucks” By a day to remember hits the PA system as Kaz Mazy runs down to the ring.
Zach Davis: Oh MY! KAZ MAZY is here!
Freddie Whoa: Jam Willy Answering the prayers of the All Father, sends down the God Son of Pro Wrestling.
Kaz hits the ring with the chair and clears the ring out as Wolf and the Animal get to their feet. Odin is still out, slumped over the announcers table.
The Guardians on the outside, plus Singh and Savage surround the ring with more weapons than whats inside the ring. DK hits the ring and eats a chair, Singh hits the ring and he starts battling with KAZ
R-KAZRO OUTTA FUCKIN NO WHERE!
But the distraction and hes pounced on by Alex as Bonnie and Noble take on Animal and Wolf.
Zach Davis: Freddie, one of the TMNT security guys is back. It must be Diablo Calzone and he’s got a baseball bat!
Diablo Calzone gets in the ring and slowly removes the mask!
Freddie Whoa: That's not Diablo, who is that?
The arena goes dark.
“Changes” by the Def Tones hits the PA system!
Zach Davis: WHAT?!? NO WAY!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! Is he here?!
The crowd's reaction can barely be heard over the loud sounds of motorcycles and from the back several motorcycles roar out and onto the ramp. The men on the bikes wear biker jackets and have tattoos on their body, MS-13 tattoos to be exact. Leaning back on the lead bike is WCF Legend Gravedigger.
Zach Davis: HOLY SHIT! GRAVEDIGGER IS HERE!
Freddy Whoa: What the hell is he doing here?! He owns some other federation that we're not allowed to talk about.
Zach Davis: I hear they have a lot of ACTION though!
Freddy Whoa: Really? You had to go there?
Zach Davis: This is insane though! For those of you who haven't been longtime fans, Gravedigger is a Legend and Hall of Famer here in WCF. He helped build this place into what it is today!
Gravedigger leans up on the bike and kicks it into gear and rides down the ramp and around the ring as three other bikes trail in behind him, also carrying members of MS-13. Gravedigger swerves and runs over a WCF official. He looks down and shrugs and continues on as medical staff quickly roll the man out of the way and tend to him. Gravedigger stops his bike at the bottom of the entrance ramp again and climbs off. He jogs up the nearby steps and dips in between the top and middle ropes. The members of MS-13 that came with him also enter the ring.
Freddy Whoa: This is insane! A 5 on 1 turned into a 5 on 4 with Kaz Mazy and now MS 13 and Gravedigger? Are you freakin kidding me!?
Zach Davis: This is literal insanity.
Alex Richard sees GD and instantly runs towards him but eats the biggest, stiffest, cleanest right hand you could ever see, sending Richards clear out the ring through the middle ropes. MS start going to work with their chains and bats, clearing the ring of the Guardians. Singh fights through some of MS 13, gets to gravedigger..
Zach Davis: Respecto! Gravedigger back in WCF and he is making a statement.
The Guardians realise that they arnt making any more progress and start to retreat up the ramp. Kaz Mazy rolls out of the ring and helps Odin to his feet. Odin Turns, sees Gravedigger and MS 13..
Freddy WHoa: This might not be good.
Zach Davis: You think maybe Odin feels Gravedigger had something to do with the Guardians? He knows how GD runs.
Odin gets back in the ring with a mic. Kaz, Wolf and the Animal all stand behind him as MS 13 stands behind Gravedigger.
Odin Balore: GD, if you think you can come back here and raise hell, you’re going to have to get in line because those Guardian sons of bitches are going to pay at Hellimination. I take it here I got three fighters, young bloods in James wolf and the Animal Sam McPhearson
Odin Balfore: and my boi, the God Son of Pro Wrasslin, The Kaz Monstah.. But you..
Kaz tells Odin that GD helped them.
Odin Balfore: You did this? You, the selfish man that stands before me went out of your way? What say you?
Gravedigger walks right up to Odin and stands face-to-face...or well face-to-upper chest with Odin Balfore. They stare intensely at each other for a few moments before Gravedigger takes a step back and holds out his hand. The two men shake as cameras flash across the ring.
Odin hands Gravedigger the mic and he looks out at the crowd before raising it to his lips. He pauses and then smirks, dropping the mic.
Freddy Whoa: For once in his career, Gravedigger doesn't have anything to say!!
Zach Davis: Look, this isn't a man of words, he's a man of ACTION!
Freddy Whoa: Zach, I'm about to punch you in the mouth if you keep doing that!
Gravedigger just turns his back to the camera and points backwards over his shoulder at the MS-13 patches on his jacket.
Freddy Whoa: Shit just got serious if he's part of Odin's Hellimination team. As you can see, Gravedigger not only comes by himself, he brings members of Mara Salvatrucha with him. Where Gravedigger goes, violence and destruction follow and no one knows it more than the people opposing Odin at Helloween.