Post by James Wolf on Oct 8, 2018 12:06:07 GMT -5
"Hot Damn, you look awesome in that uniform!" Morrigan replied to me as I stood in the mirror looking at the Tactical Assault uniform I was wearing.
That was nearly a week ago when it was first announced that the WCF Television Title was announced. Kurt Navarro, and his little half witted friend obviously had no clue what it was like to move from one city to the next. But how could they when they paid attention to Twitter? The place you go when you randomly want to piss somebody off because of your own boredom. The place where the WCF talent featured are the bottom of the barrel and you have no choice but to rub it in their faces all while they helplessly try to attempt failed comeback, after failed come back. A week removed from War, and Kurt Navarro despite being the WCF Television Champion, has still not said anything of substance. Neither has his friend "Lorna" in which that mock E-Harmony profile will be addressed in the finality of this observation. Much to the displeasure of one Kurt Navarro. But for right now let's pay attention to his promo. Once again showing that his promo skills are abysmal.
WCF ALL ACCESS immediately comes into view followed in the background by Madhouse by Anthrax. Once that immediately fades out we find James Wolf at the Frontier Fieldhouse. He has just finished helping the crew set up the ring, and there is a very specific purpose for this. Right now he is in his casual clothes but at Slam later he will debut the Tactical Assault gear in his entrance. Immediately WCF ALL ACCESS shows James Wolf the promo part of Kurt Navarro's little production proving that he thinks he is above everybody else including the fact this is the first time in a while he has defended that belt. But fact's aside Kurt Navarro's "promo" airs.
James is forced to sit through something so cringe worthy its a miracle it even aired on WCF Television, much less regular television at all!
Kurt Navarro, first off I can give credit where it was due. You allowed Noble Savage to win War by eliminating me. You couldn't even capitalize off that momentum by winning the match itself. You failed miserably. At least I was a success. Something you continually fail to do!
After seeing this early part of the promo it would probably piss off Kurt Navarro. Just like how the rest of the WCF roster is pissed off. How they fail to see the truth. They make up stories to make themselves feel better because admitting somebody is far superior to them would shatter their little egos. All the while it just puts a smile on the face of James Wolf because they're showing he has power over them. That is the ultimate goal after all. Once you have power over somebody their world is never the same, and despite what they may say to you afterward that it doesn't really bother them. Deep down they're burning alive inside to get at you. Never knowing you've always been the same. You can't change a person from how they really are. An asshole will always be an asshole, and James had the asshole merit patch to prove that theory and he always wore that badge with honor and a big smile on his face.
After what I did at War you can call me the mercenary of the WCF, because despite being eliminated there wasn't a single soul who was better then me! Noble Savage may have won the match but my opponent Kurt Navarro couldn't even win War which says a lot about his talent, and his skills. He got lucky, and its a process that will not be repeated again. Kurt, now I'm going to take you to task over this little promo you cut. I was forced to sit through every cringe worthy moment of inaccuracy, and just straight up you being you. Which for you right now is not a very good thing. I know that you were waiting for me to cut the promo so you could under cut everything I said or may have offered in my promo. But now Kurt you did me the favor of allowing me to rip apart your promo. The benefit I have is you cannot deny accusation, or observation I make. Now without further delay let's get you burning inside like a Twitter war you cannot win!
The screen went to black after Kurt's promo was over, and all James could think about was how this was going to be fun. How a person could make this many mistakes was beyond fantastic!
Kurt, these things that you mention are straight out of your own ass! There's a certain point when you meet people and you understand they are either genuine, or they aren't. What makes a person genuine, and the other person a straight up bottom feeder is debatable. But in your in case it's written all over your face. You're a bottom feeder, and a pathological liar just like the rest of the company you keep. It was bound to rub off on you sooner or later. And who gives a flying fuck that I beat Buff Mustache, only to lose and end up as the first man in? I did my job. You know that thing you and I get paid for. Even though my one, and only daughter has grown up, and the fact that my wife Morrigan is wildly successful, and doesn't need the money I do! Which means that your whole little shtick about War holds no water. Or as a redneck would say "that dog don't hunt" now I understand you're very use to having your way because as a WCF Television Champion defending is not something you do regularly, and I can understand why you would not defend that belt on a daily basis. You won the TV title from a fucking scrub, and I bet you're proud of it too. Aren't you!? Go ahead, and shout it from the fucking roof top Kurt. You beat a nobody for the WCF TV Title, but have the audacity to question my place in the history of the WCF, or in the War match? Have you ever heard think before you speak? I'm sure you have but all your promo proves is that you don't think before you speak. I will continue to provide examples through out this process because let's be honest if you thought before you spoke, or if anybody gave an actual fuck about you; the management would have forced you to defend your TV Title before War started, but since they think so little of you; you were in the War match instead of doing your duty as a champion!
Kurt, I gave you your credit where it was due. But keep Florida out of this. I live in Mississippi, right on the state line of Tennessee. You keep rehashing your ignorance too. Apparently when I make another change that will benefit my presence here in the WCF you're only stuck on the rewind button. It's the same theme I have discovered, and you need pounded into your head. You don't think before you speak. You don't think before you act either. Here I am. Does it look like your Vanishing Point maneuver really got the best of me? The answer is of course a fuck no! Maybe you just don't know ring psychology as well as you think you do. Or the fact that I'm just too goddamn stubborn to give up! We could have battled all over the ring, and back stage after War. Wouldn't have mattered to me! So while our paths have definitely crossed for a reason this observation or this notion that you have that you seem to have me figured out; I'm going to shatter it for you right now. You have no fucking idea, and you're grasping at straws. I'll let you in on a little secret too. I helped build that ring we're going to be wrestling in because I wanted to see the look on your face after I beat you, and stripped you of your precious title. So you could know that I over come all of my adversity. Wins, and losses they don't really mean jack shit to me. The reason is because this business we're in moves so fast you don't really have time to count your wins and losses. Seems rather petty to me what people can get stuck on instead of working to reach their actual goals.
What does social media have to do with anything? I go tell the truth, and people on that fucking thing can't handle the truth! So they make up anything they want in order to appease themselves. Social media is a boredom thing. You certainly took your sweet time cutting a promo, so while I was waiting I did what anybody would do. Piss people off. It's a calling of mine and I'm quite good at it. Unfortunately the people who inhabit that space are not. Nobody gives a flying fuck what you did to Stephen Singh. Not even Singh himself! For a man who really puts on the aura of hating my guts you sure are trying hard to impress me. I'll save you the trouble of your little tirade though. I'm not impressed. Defend your belt or lose it. That's the only way I'll care. After beating thirty seven people in War I'll say I've surpassed your level. When it comes to not defending your championship you're right to an extent. I'll never reach your level on being a lazy fucking bum who talks out of his ass. Because I'm always working. I rarely take days off, and when I do you better believe I needed the time off! Trying to call me an over blown wind bag. Being long winded is just something that happens when you're in this business. You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't. Because if I didn't speak much at all you'd say I needed to speak up for myself. There really is no way to win that. So I'm long winded. Who the fuck cares? Better to be long winded than to leave everything to chance!
Truth is stranger than fiction Kurt. I never mentioned anything about courts now did I? Yeah I was 15. Yes I had to work in the wrestling business while going to school until I was 18. You see every bodies situation is different. You bring up a painful memory hoping to trap me in a lie. To derail my whole career. You can't though because the truth is just like I work every day here I did take care of my sister. There were no courts involved. I took it upon myself to work while going to school, and taking care of my sister. It was a different world back then and you can try to dress it up any way you want but facts are facts, and we cannot go back to make anything different. Next time you want to try and poke holes in my life Kurt understand that you better have something more than misplaced logic at your finger tips. What does my parents death have to do with me beating you for the WCF Television Title? Absolutely nothing. You can't stick to the facts but it's okay. It's not just a problem with you. It's also a problem with your peers. You've been around idiots too long Kurt. Either cut ties with them or find a new job!
You're doing everything you can to make this personal Kurt but the problem is I just don't believe you! Kurt, even if I don't win you'll remain an incapable, talent less hack who never defends the belt he won off of a scrub! But I'm going to give you hell. The kind of hell you deserve! You're the man whose twisted the vision of somebody else for your own purpose of looking like a champion when in fact you're not. Just because you hold that title doesn't mean you're a champion. I'm more of a champion without that belt than you will ever be. You fumbled your way through this promo like you fumbled your way out of an excuse for why didn't defend at War. It's okay. I all ready know the answer to that question. The answer is because you were pissing your pants at the thought of actually losing something. You should have defended at War although the sentiment has long faded now and whether you like it or not I'm going to take your belt, and make it mean something. You can continue being worthless because that's all you'll ever be!
WCF ALL ACCESS then backs up to the part where Lorna started an E-Harmony profile for James Wolf. This thing was riddled with so many inaccuracies and lies its a wonder why she even attempted to write it and show it off to begin with. But now we were going to correct the misinformation with the correct and truthful information. Knowing what the obvious intent was but since she got the eye color wrong it could be a different person entirely. Like that Jimmy Coyote fella for example.
Meet Wolf
I am a successful pro wrestler with a career spanning over fifteen years. I'm thirty eight years old busting my ass in the WCF to continue the success I've had. I previously lived in Florida but now reside in Southaven, Mississippi which is on the out skirts of Memphis, Tennessee. I stand at six foot four inches and "Lorna" because I know it was Kurt who likes to cross dress in his spare time! But Kurt forgot to mention how I was talking about the effects of smoking, and how one Kennedy Matthews would not pay attention long enough to accept the topic of conversation. I couldn't give a rat's ass who smokes, and who doesn't smoke.
I've never been accused of spousal abuse, and would never beat my wife. The assumption to personally make it seem as if I would shows a person not only of low integrity, but also low intelligence. Apparently somebody has not been paying much attention. I have in fact taken care of my sister at fifteen while wrestling, and going to school. It was a different world back then but of course we can't all be all knowing like Kurt over there. It just shows he is reaching, and not doing a very good job of it!
Kurt, you're just making things up as you go, and its pitiful. Honestly, stop it. You're only making yourself look more stupid as you go on. I know in your little fantasy world this is something you dream about constantly but there's no evidence to support your claim that I would do any of this. Anybody that would believe your fiction needs their head checked immediately. And, I do mean immediately!
Also I have blue eyes, not brown, so you know this is somebody else. Not me! It shows how little you actually know of me and your attempt to make it up well again I'm not impressed! I bet you worked really hard on this bull shit profile too. Lie, after lie. All to suit your ego. The over inflated ego of Kurt Navarro. The man who likes to dress in women's under wear!
The Most Important thing I am looking for in a person is:
I am not looking! I have a gorgeous wife who is my whole world, and I have a daughter who is twenty years old now!
Your attempt at making this about my WCF career and how I am failing at it shows your deep rooted obsession with me. However since you don't really know me at all you have to continue to make up imaginary instances that while on paper sound good but in reality it would never happen!
The Most Influential People in my life have been:
My wife, and daughter. See Kurt this is something I just don't get. Why would you presume I would list my dead parents? Why are you so focused with spitting on the graves of those said parents? Life goes on! Something somebody apparently never taught to you. Do you honestly believe yourself? Are you trying to insult my intelligence here? Because its working! My wife and my daughter are my everything. My reason for working, my reason for living! You just were trying to give the ultimate insult but like your reign as a champion you failed again! You know I'm not Eccentrix! I'm not going to quit to company because you don't like me or like how I spend my time outside of this ring. I know Lord Raab mentioned that he ran Eccentrix out of here but the same cannot be said of me. I know how this business works, and I'm not going to let anybody run me out of it! Especially not you! I know championships are what you need in this business but I also know that you can only reach so far before nobody buys your shit anymore! You Kurt, are all ready at that point. Nobody is buying your shit any more! Especially me! Everybody else falls short in their WCF career Kurt! It's not just me. Maybe you should understand that before you label me as an exception to the rule. In the WCF there are no exceptions. Not even you my half witted friend!
The First thing people notice about me:
I'm an asshole, and I don't care who knows it! You have to be an asshole if you want to get anything done around here. Being nice never got anybody anything! I avenged my loss against Eccentrix, so I don't know why you're going over my losses. You damn sure won't recount my wins because it doesn't fit your little narrative now does it? But as mentioned before you're recounting something that doesn't affect me in any shape for form. I'm a punching bag to no man Kurt. While your Vanishing Point did do its job at War it will fail you at Slam!
3 of my best skills are:
Being resilient, never giving up, and always showing up for the challenge
The last television show I watch and enjoyed was:
I don't watch much Television because I'm always working. Storage Wars? Really? You've gone off your meds now haven't you Kurt? Only you would suggest I'd lower myself to watching other people bid on the trash nobody else wants. I think you were speaking to yourself here because you've had a WCF trash reign while holding the TV Title. Since you like Storage Wars so much maybe you can put your TV Title in storage and then get a bunch of fat losers to bid on it in on a similar show since Storage Wars no longer exists you fucking idiot!
Things I can't do:
Get Kurt Navarro to live realistically, and actually cut a meaningful promo.
There you have it Kurt. All the corrections to that bogus profile while you affixed the camera to yourself dressed like a woman. You imagined yourself as Lorna, and hired a nice actress to play her in your promo. Kurt you have no sense of reality, and I'm going to walk into that ring and expose you for the talent less hack you are! You have some obvious misconceptions about me, and the fact my eye color was wrong as far as I'm concerned shows you were writing about somebody but it was in fact not me. No matter what you tell yourself so you can think you're a great TV champion because the fact of the matter is you are not one! I'm going to rob you of that belt with either the Reign of Terror or Hell on Earth. The best thing is in fact that after I do that the only "Vanishing Point" that will be going on is the point you vanished after losing your TV Title to me! See you at Slam Kurt don't keep me waiting!
WCF ALL ACCESS flashes across the screen fading out to the music of Madhouse by Anthrax.
That was nearly a week ago when it was first announced that the WCF Television Title was announced. Kurt Navarro, and his little half witted friend obviously had no clue what it was like to move from one city to the next. But how could they when they paid attention to Twitter? The place you go when you randomly want to piss somebody off because of your own boredom. The place where the WCF talent featured are the bottom of the barrel and you have no choice but to rub it in their faces all while they helplessly try to attempt failed comeback, after failed come back. A week removed from War, and Kurt Navarro despite being the WCF Television Champion, has still not said anything of substance. Neither has his friend "Lorna" in which that mock E-Harmony profile will be addressed in the finality of this observation. Much to the displeasure of one Kurt Navarro. But for right now let's pay attention to his promo. Once again showing that his promo skills are abysmal.
WCF ALL ACCESS immediately comes into view followed in the background by Madhouse by Anthrax. Once that immediately fades out we find James Wolf at the Frontier Fieldhouse. He has just finished helping the crew set up the ring, and there is a very specific purpose for this. Right now he is in his casual clothes but at Slam later he will debut the Tactical Assault gear in his entrance. Immediately WCF ALL ACCESS shows James Wolf the promo part of Kurt Navarro's little production proving that he thinks he is above everybody else including the fact this is the first time in a while he has defended that belt. But fact's aside Kurt Navarro's "promo" airs.
James is forced to sit through something so cringe worthy its a miracle it even aired on WCF Television, much less regular television at all!
Kurt Navarro, first off I can give credit where it was due. You allowed Noble Savage to win War by eliminating me. You couldn't even capitalize off that momentum by winning the match itself. You failed miserably. At least I was a success. Something you continually fail to do!
After seeing this early part of the promo it would probably piss off Kurt Navarro. Just like how the rest of the WCF roster is pissed off. How they fail to see the truth. They make up stories to make themselves feel better because admitting somebody is far superior to them would shatter their little egos. All the while it just puts a smile on the face of James Wolf because they're showing he has power over them. That is the ultimate goal after all. Once you have power over somebody their world is never the same, and despite what they may say to you afterward that it doesn't really bother them. Deep down they're burning alive inside to get at you. Never knowing you've always been the same. You can't change a person from how they really are. An asshole will always be an asshole, and James had the asshole merit patch to prove that theory and he always wore that badge with honor and a big smile on his face.
After what I did at War you can call me the mercenary of the WCF, because despite being eliminated there wasn't a single soul who was better then me! Noble Savage may have won the match but my opponent Kurt Navarro couldn't even win War which says a lot about his talent, and his skills. He got lucky, and its a process that will not be repeated again. Kurt, now I'm going to take you to task over this little promo you cut. I was forced to sit through every cringe worthy moment of inaccuracy, and just straight up you being you. Which for you right now is not a very good thing. I know that you were waiting for me to cut the promo so you could under cut everything I said or may have offered in my promo. But now Kurt you did me the favor of allowing me to rip apart your promo. The benefit I have is you cannot deny accusation, or observation I make. Now without further delay let's get you burning inside like a Twitter war you cannot win!
The screen went to black after Kurt's promo was over, and all James could think about was how this was going to be fun. How a person could make this many mistakes was beyond fantastic!
Kurt, these things that you mention are straight out of your own ass! There's a certain point when you meet people and you understand they are either genuine, or they aren't. What makes a person genuine, and the other person a straight up bottom feeder is debatable. But in your in case it's written all over your face. You're a bottom feeder, and a pathological liar just like the rest of the company you keep. It was bound to rub off on you sooner or later. And who gives a flying fuck that I beat Buff Mustache, only to lose and end up as the first man in? I did my job. You know that thing you and I get paid for. Even though my one, and only daughter has grown up, and the fact that my wife Morrigan is wildly successful, and doesn't need the money I do! Which means that your whole little shtick about War holds no water. Or as a redneck would say "that dog don't hunt" now I understand you're very use to having your way because as a WCF Television Champion defending is not something you do regularly, and I can understand why you would not defend that belt on a daily basis. You won the TV title from a fucking scrub, and I bet you're proud of it too. Aren't you!? Go ahead, and shout it from the fucking roof top Kurt. You beat a nobody for the WCF TV Title, but have the audacity to question my place in the history of the WCF, or in the War match? Have you ever heard think before you speak? I'm sure you have but all your promo proves is that you don't think before you speak. I will continue to provide examples through out this process because let's be honest if you thought before you spoke, or if anybody gave an actual fuck about you; the management would have forced you to defend your TV Title before War started, but since they think so little of you; you were in the War match instead of doing your duty as a champion!
Kurt, I gave you your credit where it was due. But keep Florida out of this. I live in Mississippi, right on the state line of Tennessee. You keep rehashing your ignorance too. Apparently when I make another change that will benefit my presence here in the WCF you're only stuck on the rewind button. It's the same theme I have discovered, and you need pounded into your head. You don't think before you speak. You don't think before you act either. Here I am. Does it look like your Vanishing Point maneuver really got the best of me? The answer is of course a fuck no! Maybe you just don't know ring psychology as well as you think you do. Or the fact that I'm just too goddamn stubborn to give up! We could have battled all over the ring, and back stage after War. Wouldn't have mattered to me! So while our paths have definitely crossed for a reason this observation or this notion that you have that you seem to have me figured out; I'm going to shatter it for you right now. You have no fucking idea, and you're grasping at straws. I'll let you in on a little secret too. I helped build that ring we're going to be wrestling in because I wanted to see the look on your face after I beat you, and stripped you of your precious title. So you could know that I over come all of my adversity. Wins, and losses they don't really mean jack shit to me. The reason is because this business we're in moves so fast you don't really have time to count your wins and losses. Seems rather petty to me what people can get stuck on instead of working to reach their actual goals.
What does social media have to do with anything? I go tell the truth, and people on that fucking thing can't handle the truth! So they make up anything they want in order to appease themselves. Social media is a boredom thing. You certainly took your sweet time cutting a promo, so while I was waiting I did what anybody would do. Piss people off. It's a calling of mine and I'm quite good at it. Unfortunately the people who inhabit that space are not. Nobody gives a flying fuck what you did to Stephen Singh. Not even Singh himself! For a man who really puts on the aura of hating my guts you sure are trying hard to impress me. I'll save you the trouble of your little tirade though. I'm not impressed. Defend your belt or lose it. That's the only way I'll care. After beating thirty seven people in War I'll say I've surpassed your level. When it comes to not defending your championship you're right to an extent. I'll never reach your level on being a lazy fucking bum who talks out of his ass. Because I'm always working. I rarely take days off, and when I do you better believe I needed the time off! Trying to call me an over blown wind bag. Being long winded is just something that happens when you're in this business. You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't. Because if I didn't speak much at all you'd say I needed to speak up for myself. There really is no way to win that. So I'm long winded. Who the fuck cares? Better to be long winded than to leave everything to chance!
Truth is stranger than fiction Kurt. I never mentioned anything about courts now did I? Yeah I was 15. Yes I had to work in the wrestling business while going to school until I was 18. You see every bodies situation is different. You bring up a painful memory hoping to trap me in a lie. To derail my whole career. You can't though because the truth is just like I work every day here I did take care of my sister. There were no courts involved. I took it upon myself to work while going to school, and taking care of my sister. It was a different world back then and you can try to dress it up any way you want but facts are facts, and we cannot go back to make anything different. Next time you want to try and poke holes in my life Kurt understand that you better have something more than misplaced logic at your finger tips. What does my parents death have to do with me beating you for the WCF Television Title? Absolutely nothing. You can't stick to the facts but it's okay. It's not just a problem with you. It's also a problem with your peers. You've been around idiots too long Kurt. Either cut ties with them or find a new job!
You're doing everything you can to make this personal Kurt but the problem is I just don't believe you! Kurt, even if I don't win you'll remain an incapable, talent less hack who never defends the belt he won off of a scrub! But I'm going to give you hell. The kind of hell you deserve! You're the man whose twisted the vision of somebody else for your own purpose of looking like a champion when in fact you're not. Just because you hold that title doesn't mean you're a champion. I'm more of a champion without that belt than you will ever be. You fumbled your way through this promo like you fumbled your way out of an excuse for why didn't defend at War. It's okay. I all ready know the answer to that question. The answer is because you were pissing your pants at the thought of actually losing something. You should have defended at War although the sentiment has long faded now and whether you like it or not I'm going to take your belt, and make it mean something. You can continue being worthless because that's all you'll ever be!
WCF ALL ACCESS then backs up to the part where Lorna started an E-Harmony profile for James Wolf. This thing was riddled with so many inaccuracies and lies its a wonder why she even attempted to write it and show it off to begin with. But now we were going to correct the misinformation with the correct and truthful information. Knowing what the obvious intent was but since she got the eye color wrong it could be a different person entirely. Like that Jimmy Coyote fella for example.
Meet Wolf
I am a successful pro wrestler with a career spanning over fifteen years. I'm thirty eight years old busting my ass in the WCF to continue the success I've had. I previously lived in Florida but now reside in Southaven, Mississippi which is on the out skirts of Memphis, Tennessee. I stand at six foot four inches and "Lorna" because I know it was Kurt who likes to cross dress in his spare time! But Kurt forgot to mention how I was talking about the effects of smoking, and how one Kennedy Matthews would not pay attention long enough to accept the topic of conversation. I couldn't give a rat's ass who smokes, and who doesn't smoke.
I've never been accused of spousal abuse, and would never beat my wife. The assumption to personally make it seem as if I would shows a person not only of low integrity, but also low intelligence. Apparently somebody has not been paying much attention. I have in fact taken care of my sister at fifteen while wrestling, and going to school. It was a different world back then but of course we can't all be all knowing like Kurt over there. It just shows he is reaching, and not doing a very good job of it!
Kurt, you're just making things up as you go, and its pitiful. Honestly, stop it. You're only making yourself look more stupid as you go on. I know in your little fantasy world this is something you dream about constantly but there's no evidence to support your claim that I would do any of this. Anybody that would believe your fiction needs their head checked immediately. And, I do mean immediately!
Also I have blue eyes, not brown, so you know this is somebody else. Not me! It shows how little you actually know of me and your attempt to make it up well again I'm not impressed! I bet you worked really hard on this bull shit profile too. Lie, after lie. All to suit your ego. The over inflated ego of Kurt Navarro. The man who likes to dress in women's under wear!
The Most Important thing I am looking for in a person is:
I am not looking! I have a gorgeous wife who is my whole world, and I have a daughter who is twenty years old now!
Your attempt at making this about my WCF career and how I am failing at it shows your deep rooted obsession with me. However since you don't really know me at all you have to continue to make up imaginary instances that while on paper sound good but in reality it would never happen!
The Most Influential People in my life have been:
My wife, and daughter. See Kurt this is something I just don't get. Why would you presume I would list my dead parents? Why are you so focused with spitting on the graves of those said parents? Life goes on! Something somebody apparently never taught to you. Do you honestly believe yourself? Are you trying to insult my intelligence here? Because its working! My wife and my daughter are my everything. My reason for working, my reason for living! You just were trying to give the ultimate insult but like your reign as a champion you failed again! You know I'm not Eccentrix! I'm not going to quit to company because you don't like me or like how I spend my time outside of this ring. I know Lord Raab mentioned that he ran Eccentrix out of here but the same cannot be said of me. I know how this business works, and I'm not going to let anybody run me out of it! Especially not you! I know championships are what you need in this business but I also know that you can only reach so far before nobody buys your shit anymore! You Kurt, are all ready at that point. Nobody is buying your shit any more! Especially me! Everybody else falls short in their WCF career Kurt! It's not just me. Maybe you should understand that before you label me as an exception to the rule. In the WCF there are no exceptions. Not even you my half witted friend!
The First thing people notice about me:
I'm an asshole, and I don't care who knows it! You have to be an asshole if you want to get anything done around here. Being nice never got anybody anything! I avenged my loss against Eccentrix, so I don't know why you're going over my losses. You damn sure won't recount my wins because it doesn't fit your little narrative now does it? But as mentioned before you're recounting something that doesn't affect me in any shape for form. I'm a punching bag to no man Kurt. While your Vanishing Point did do its job at War it will fail you at Slam!
3 of my best skills are:
Being resilient, never giving up, and always showing up for the challenge
The last television show I watch and enjoyed was:
I don't watch much Television because I'm always working. Storage Wars? Really? You've gone off your meds now haven't you Kurt? Only you would suggest I'd lower myself to watching other people bid on the trash nobody else wants. I think you were speaking to yourself here because you've had a WCF trash reign while holding the TV Title. Since you like Storage Wars so much maybe you can put your TV Title in storage and then get a bunch of fat losers to bid on it in on a similar show since Storage Wars no longer exists you fucking idiot!
Things I can't do:
Get Kurt Navarro to live realistically, and actually cut a meaningful promo.
There you have it Kurt. All the corrections to that bogus profile while you affixed the camera to yourself dressed like a woman. You imagined yourself as Lorna, and hired a nice actress to play her in your promo. Kurt you have no sense of reality, and I'm going to walk into that ring and expose you for the talent less hack you are! You have some obvious misconceptions about me, and the fact my eye color was wrong as far as I'm concerned shows you were writing about somebody but it was in fact not me. No matter what you tell yourself so you can think you're a great TV champion because the fact of the matter is you are not one! I'm going to rob you of that belt with either the Reign of Terror or Hell on Earth. The best thing is in fact that after I do that the only "Vanishing Point" that will be going on is the point you vanished after losing your TV Title to me! See you at Slam Kurt don't keep me waiting!
WCF ALL ACCESS flashes across the screen fading out to the music of Madhouse by Anthrax.
