Post by WCF Results Account on Sept 3, 2018 20:50:29 GMT -5
9/3/18 Live From The Kellogg Arena in Battle Creek, Michigan
Slam opens live from Battle Creek, Michigan with a shot of a very intoxicated Jayson Price somewhere in the backstage area, his back to the camera as he makes the unmistakable noises of a man taking a piss.
Zach Davis: WHY ARE WE OPENING SLAM LIKE THIS!?
Freddy Whoa: We haven't seen or heard from Jayson Price in weeks, maybe he has something important to say?
Exactly 1 minute and 19 seconds later, we see Price using both hands to shake dry before stuffing himself back into his jeans. He turns around and faces the camera, staggering and eyes barely open.
Jayson Price: MY DICK IS ENTERING THE WAR MATCH!
Price stumbles off as the camera cuts to the announce table.
Zach Davis: ...
Freddy Whoa: Well okay then! Let's get to the action!
Zach Davis: Can't we just bring back Logan to burn the place down again? I mean come on, what was that?!
Post by WCF Results Account on Sept 3, 2018 20:53:26 GMT -5
Scott Slayer vs Amos
Slam comes back from commercial with Amos and Scott Slayer already in the ring. Amos and Scott Slayer are staring each other down, trying to get inside each other’s heads. The referee signals for the bell.
DING! DING! DING!
Collar and elbow tie up, trying to gain control, Amos has Scott Slayer in the corner. The referee has them break it up but a slap to the face to Scott Slayer by Amos, a complete show of disrespect. But Scott Slayer spits in the face of Amos. Now Amos, with chops and punches in the corner. But Scott Slayer jumps towards Amos and goes wild, with punch after and punch, wailing on Amos. Scott Slayer sends Amos into the ropes, but a big DDT by Amos. Amos is going for the pin...
Kick out by Scott Slayer. Amos putting his foot on Scott and shouting, BOW TO ME. Amos picks up Scott and lays him back down with a spine buster. Amos picks up Scott Slayer again but a jawbreaker by Scott. Scott goes into the ropes rebounds with a jumping corkscrew elbow. Amos back to feet, goes for a clothesline, Scott ducks under, into the ropes again goes Scott, jumps over the back of Amos, Irish whip to Amos but Amos sends Scott Slayer in the corner, running charge by Amos, but Scott jumps over Amos, into the ropes again by Scott, Amos looking for a shoulder block, Scott goes in between his legs, roll up from behind...
Amos kicks out and is on one knee but a round house kick to the face by Scott, and he sends Amos to the outside. Scott is looking for a suicide dive, but Amos catches him and a belly to belly suplex by Amos. Amos slamming Scott’s head on the announce table and throws him back in the ring. Amos sends Scott in the corner with brute force but Scott pops out from the corner with a super kick, but Amos returns the favor with his Iron Kick, and both wrestlers are down. Amos crawls over to Scott looking for the cover.
No, kick out by Scott Slayer. Amos is shocked and goes up to the top rope. Looking for the End To Your Reign 450, but Scott moves out of the way just in time, but Amos’ servant Bobby is on the ring apron trying to distract Scott, Amos is looking for the clothesline but hits Bobby by accident. From behind Bloody Chaos, and Scott Slayer goes up the top rope, and he hits the Death From Above knee drop.
Ding Ding Ding!
Scott Slayer picks up the victory. The referee tries to raise Scott’s hand but Scott snatches his hand back and tells the referee to go. Scott Slayer celebrating his first win in his debut match on the top rope as the crowd roars since he’s very close to his hometown of Detroit, he comes back down and eats an Iron Kick by Amos. Amos is upset after his loss and drags him towards the corner. Amos goes up the top rope. He hits the End To Your Reign 450. and leaves Scott in the ring. He goes up the ramp and smirks as Scott Slayer is in massive pain.
Post by WCF Results Account on Sept 3, 2018 21:04:47 GMT -5
Estrella Luiz vs Adam Young 2.0
"Fucking the bushes" by Oasis starts playing as "The Hybrid" appears on the jumbotron and red, white, and blue pyro goes off. Out steps "The Hybrid" Adam Young 2.0 in full British wrestling tights and boots. He is followed by Adam Young who is dressed in a three piece suit carrying a walking cane. They nod at each other and then start strolling towards the ring. Adam threatens to hit a fan in the face with the cane just before security steps in. They continue towards the ring and 2.0 walks up the ring steps and wipes his feet before entering the ring. He strolls to the middle and blows his nose towards the ring.
Zach Davis: Adam Young 2.0, being accompanied by Adam Young, one of our quieter competitors here in WCF. He does like to trade verbal jabs when he chooses, but he's more into fighting in the ring.
Freddy Whoa: He learned well from the original Adam Young!
The lights in the arena cut off for a brief second before bright nightclub and strobe lights flash to the beat of "Watch Me" by Zendya and Bella Thorne fills the air. Estrella Luiz's silhouette can be seen behind a curtain as she bounces up and down, beginning to let the music take over her. The curtain drops as Estrella drops into a split, blowing a kiss to the fans. The crowd starts cheering wildly and dancing with Estrella as she stands up, dancing her way down the ramp. The flashing nights dance over her white bodysuit were every inch of it was covered in different colored rhinestones, with her matching knne-high boots.She runs around the ring, high fiving fans before sliding into the ring. Once in, she waves and dances along to the music as it dies down, bouncing as awaits the referee to start the match.
DING! DING! DING!
Adam Young 2.0 is the first to move as he takes a step forward, daring Estrella to come closer, almost laughing at the sight of the tiny woman in front of him. She lifts her head high as she stares him down, before shaking her head. Quickly Estrella sprints and jumps striking an enziguri on the taller man. Adam Young 2.0 stumbles backwards before Estrella takes this moment to climb the top rope, jumping once again. Estrella hits a tornado DTT on him, landing directly on the man. Estrella smiles thinking she has the upper hand, she covers him, going for the pin.
Zach Davis: Adam not planning on going down that easily!
Adam Young 2.0 still has plently of strength left and isn't quitting yet. Estrella does a kip up to get on her feet, Adam Young 2.0 gets back to his feet quickly lining Estrella up, he does a thunderous super kick. Estrella flies backwards onto the mat. Adam Young leans down, grabbing the young womans hair, raising her to her feet. He turns her around to face him before hitting a german suplex. Seeing Estrella on the ground, Adam Young 2.0 tilts his head back in laughter, he puts one of his feet on the small girls back before looking to the ref to start counting.
Freddy Whoa: What a disrespectful pin attempt!
Estrella somehow pushes the foot off of her. Getting angry, Adam Young 2.0 leans down, picking Estrella up lifing her above his head for a powerbomb. But before he can finish, Estrella wraps her legs around his neck and hits a Hurricanrana, flipping Adam Young 2.0 over himself. Estrella quickly hooks him for the pin attempt.
Zach Davis: ESTRELLA PULLED IT OFF!
Luiz quickly rolls out of the ring and begins celebrating as an angry Adam Young 2.0 is berating the referee. The referee saying it was a legitimate 3 count as Adam Young gets into the ring and argues with the referee as well. Slam goes to commercial with Luiz celebrating on the ramp.
Post by WCF Results Account on Sept 3, 2018 21:19:31 GMT -5
Samuel McPherson vs Ultimate Destroyer
Ultimate Destroyer runs down comes down to air raid/police sirens jumping up the ring bounces around and then starts to beat the hell out of the turnbuckle. The referee gets him under control.
Zach Davis: The WCF's resident crazy man, Ultimate Destroyer in the ring awaiting his opponent.
Freddy Whoa: We are supposed to be neutral. Don't call him crazy.
Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace plays over the sound system as a large man walks out from the curtain and stands on top of the ramp, looking around with Henry standing behind him before he walks very slowly to ringside as he steps on the apron and goes over the top rope with his feet and goes to a corner to rest himself up on, looking at his opponent with intensity before the match starts.
Zach Davis: One half of the tag champions here holding both tag titles on his shoulder.
Freddy Whoa: Wouldn't that make him both halves?
Zach Davis: No. Eccentrix has made it very clear he wants HIS title back.
The bell rings as the two men get in each other's face. Ultimate Destroyer towers over Samuel McPherson.
Zach Davis: Not many people make Samuel McPherson look so short.
Freddy Whoa: Is that McPherson or Estrella Luiz?
Zach Davis rolls his eyes as we go back to the ring. McPherson hits the ropes and clotheslines the Destroyer. The bigger man rocks back but stays on his feet. McPherson with a second clothesline this one bringing Destroyer to his knees. Out of nowhere, seemingly, McPherson locks in a triangle choke. The referee checks to make sure it isn't a chokehold.
Zach Davis: McPherson is going to win right here.
Freddy Whoa: Wait, no he's not.
Back in the ring Destroyer lifts McPherson up and hits a powerbomb causing the hold to be broken. Destroyer gets to his feet first and lifts McPherson up hitting an atomic drop. He hits the ropes and clotheslines McPherson over the top. The referee begins his count.
1 2 3 4 5
McPherson to his feet and he slides into the ring where Destroyer rushes him and begins throwing right hands to the head and back, trying to keep him down. McPherson absorbing the shots as he manages to get to his feet. Destroyer throws a punch and McPherson blocks it. The Animal with an uppercut to the jaw that rocks the big man. McPherson backs up into the ropes and launches himself forward, connecting with a spear. Pin attempt.
Freddy Whoa: KICKOUT!
McPherson to his feet, dragging Destroyer up with him. Destroyer responds with a jab to the face. Destroyer slaps a hand around the throat of McPherson.
Zach Davis: CHOKESLAM!
But McPherson fights out of it, knocking the arm away. Samuel with his own chokeslam.
Freddy Whoa: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT STRENGTH!
Destroyer lifted off the mat and chokeslammed to the mat before getting pinned.
Post by WCF Results Account on Sept 3, 2018 21:22:48 GMT -5
12 Inch Iron Penis Match James Wolf vs Buff Mustache
Freddy Woah: It’s time for the 12 minute Iron Man Match between… wait a minute… what the…
The camera pans to Woah and Davis as they are being forcibly removed from their positions by none other than Mama Mustache and Papa Mustache.
Mama Stache: Get the fawk outta here ya piece of human garbage. You too Freddy.
Papa Stache: Alright brothers. We’re getting set for the 12 inch Iron Penis Match. I’m going to introduce now, the ring announcer- Ulysses Nabrow.
Ulysses Nabrow: Here’s the thing you don’t understand. The thing is you see that what you don’t understand is that the first man cumming in the ring is James Wolf.
The lights in the arena go off as a racing heart beart can be heard, and then we hear Nightmare! As a spot light hits the top of the entrance ramp. There we see James Wolf standing there in the center. A close up camera pans in and James Wolf forcefully pushes it back.
As his entrance music begins he walks down the aisle way to the ring, and then stops before he actually gets to the ring. He looks around at the audience before him, and taughts them as they boo his entrance. James Wolf then gets up to the apron, as he forms his arms in the up yours position, before dropping them, and entering the ring through the middle rope. He then climbs up the corner turnbuckle, and raises both arms, before he again drops back down into the ring awaiting Buff Mustache.
Ulysses Nabrow: Now here’s the thing that you can’t help but understand. The next person that will be walking down that aisle and making his way towards this direction that I’m standing in right now is a man only known with the name of Buff and with the last name of Mustache!
"At Last" by Etta James plays as Buff Makes his way down the aisle, eyeing up every woman that he walks past.
Mama Stache: That piece of shit is going to face off against that other piece of shit tonight.
Papa Stache: Brother.
Nabrow steps out of the ring leaving a sanctioned referee in the ring with the two rivals. The bell rings and Wolf immediately nails a huge boot to the face of Buff Mustache and drops down for the pin.
Ulysses Nabrow: Here’s the thing you don’t understand… well I certainly don’t understand it. James Wolf has scored a pinfall, he is up 1-0. There are 11 minutes and 49 seconds left in this match.
Mama Stache: What happened, I wasn’t paying attention.
Papa Stache: Brother.
Buff is back to his feet and dodges a running clothesline attempt by Wolf. He then rushes to the corner where Wolf comes charging again and again Mustache evades the rushing beast of a wrestler. Wolf shouts “stay still” to Buff who simply taps his head as though he’s the smartest man in the ring when BOOM! Clothesline from hell knocks buff out of his trunks and Wolf goes for the pin.
Ulysses Nabrow: Here’s the thing you don’t understand. Wolf picked up another pinfall. He is up 2-0. There are 9 minutes and 58 seconds left in this match.
Buff Slowly geets to his feet as the bell rings.
Wolf takes his time now grabbing buff in a headlock and pulling on his fro.
Mama Stache: I haven’t seen a beating like this since my pussy got pounded by the Legion of Poon back in Chicago in 1989.
Papa Stache: Cawk and Animal were savages to that thing. It felt like throwing a plane into the Grand Canyon for a week after that.
The referee shouts at Wolf to let go of Buff’s hair and he does. He throws Buff into the ropes and when they return Buff shoulder tackles Wolf to the ground! The crowd cheers as Buff poses for them with bodybuilder poses. When he turns back around he sees James Wolf standing there with an angry snarl on his face, he grabs Buff around the throat and delivers a running chokeslam to the eldest mustache brother.
Mama Stache: Oh my gawd! Michael! Was that a running piece of shit carrying another piece of shit and smashing it into the floor!
Papa Stache: BROTHER!
Wolf goes for a third pin successfully.
Ulysses Nabrow: Here’s the thing you don’t understand. James Wolf scored yet another pinfall over Buff and is up 3-0. There are 6 minutes and 14 seconds remaining in the match.
Mama Stache: Well we’re about halfway through and my son is making a complete ass out of himself. What else is new?
Papa Stache: I don’t know, that pose down was second to only one and you know who that one is brother.
Wolf sits back as the bell rings and he sees Buff get back up to his feet slowly.
Mama Stache: How much punishment can my son take. The only part of him I’ve seen punished this much is his penis after a 12 hour marathon of masturbation. And I’ve seen the whole thing, he does not treat his penis kindly during these romps in the hay with himself.
Papa Stache: He learned from the best.
Wolf toys with Buff for a while. He boots him and knocks him to the ground. He delivers mudhole stomps around the entire body of Buff Mustache. He lifts him up slowly and then delivers a Russian Crucifix Powerbomb.
Mama Stache: He calls that the moist pussy!
Ulysses Nabrow: Here’s the thing you don’t understand. James Wolf has picked up a 4th pinfall and now is up 4-0. There is 1 minute and 15 seconds left in the match.
Wolf laughs at his pitiful opponent.
Mama Stache: That’s fucking enough. HEY WOLF. GET A LOAD OF THESE!
Mama Stache gets up, raises her mumu and shows her sagging breasts to Wolf. Wolf gags a little bit as Buff Mustache comes from behind and rolls up Wolf. The referee is in perfect position to see the shoulders but misses the fact that Buff is open hand slapping Wolf in the crotch the entire time.
Ulysses Nabrow: OH MY GOD! WHAT AN AMAZING FEAT OF STRENGTH AND ABILITY! BUFF MUSTACHE SCORES A PINFALL WITH ONLY 4 SECONDS REMAINING!
Wolf gets to his feet with a look of complete rage on his face. The bell rings and Wolf delivers a clothesline from hell as the bell rings again and the match ends.
Wolf spits down on Buff Mustache as his music plays and he nonchalantly walks out of the arena. Mama Mustache and Papa Stache enter the ring to check on their son with his uncle Ulysses in tow as Zach Davis and Freddy Woah join the broadcast booth.
Zach Davis: What a showing by James Wolf winning that iron man match 4-1. That last minute victory means nothing.
Mama grabs the microphone.
Mama Stache: BULLSHIT IT MEANS NOTHING. My piece of shit son got the LAST pinfall on the match and in the rules of the Iron Penis Match whoever cums last wins! So the winner of this match is My Son BUFF MUSTACHE!!
James Wolf’s music continues to play as Buff gets to his feet and begins a bodybuilding pose down with his family clapping for him.
Zach Davis: Well, regardless of what the Mustache Family thinks this one is going down in the record books as a victory for James Wolf.
Buff drops down and does Pushups before getting back up and posing more. Papa Stache pulls down a flexing rod which Buff uses quickly before showing off his shoulders from behind. The Mustache Family sings “We are the Champions” trying to drown out Wolf’s theme song as the scene fades.
Post by WCF Results Account on Sept 3, 2018 21:32:10 GMT -5
Eccentrix vs Teo Del Sol
Powerful (BOXINBOX and Lionsize remix) by Major Lazer and the arena turns dark with a spotlight shone bright on the entrance. Eccentrix slowly emerges with his hands high in the air in arrogance. As the music builds, he stops in the middle of the ramp and revs himself up. The lyrics hit and Eccentric dramatically flings his body into random poses with every beat drop. After the climax of the song, he continues to walk down the ramp and slides into the ring. Eccentrix stands in the middle of the ring with his arms in the as gold fills the arena. He finally takes a bow and the lights go back up.
The Crowd explodes as a pounding drum beat tears throughout the arena, signalling the arrival of the one and only Teo del Sol! The lights drop, enveloping the arena in darkness as they turn towards the entrance ramp. "Land of Confusion" by Genesis echoing throughout the arena.
With a crescendo and a burst of flame, Teo del Sol springs onto the entrance ramp, the red and white scarred mask covering his face. The audience roars as he holds his arms out and bathing momentarily in the applause before heading towards the ramp with a sprint.
He makes a lap around the side of the ring high fiving the fans along the way. The mask wears a happy grin as he rolls between the ropes, staring out into the arena before shrugging and walking to the turnbuckle.
He holds his arms over his head and yells out a cry, which the fans all join in on, eliciting a cheer from the audience as the music reaches its crescendo. Just as the lyrics hit their zenith, he stands atop the turnbuckle and removes the mask to reveal the wrestler beneath. He turns and steps back into the ring, waiting for the bell.
DING! DING! DING!
The bell rings as the two phenomenal wrestlers lock up. Teo whips Eccentrix into the ropes but Eccentrix catches him with a crossbody. Eccentrix rolls through and makes it to his feet hitting a huge splash on Teo. Eccentrix runs and hits the ropes but when he comes back he is met with a clothesline from Teo. Teo uses his speed to hop to the top turnbuckle. He waits for eccenEcce to stand as he jumps hitting a hurricanrana. He hooks Eccentrix legs for the pin.
Eccentrix kicks out quickly and kips up. He runs at teo who attempts another clothesline. Eccentrix ducks and jumps as he rebounds. He attempts the cross body but Teo rolls through. He lifts Eccentrix up and hits a Death Valley Driver. He climbs the top rope and attempts a frog splash but Eccentrix gets his knees up and nails teo in the gut. Teo rolls around on the ground as Eccentrix laughs planning his next move. He runs as Teo slowly uses the ropes to stand up. Both men go topping over the top and crashing down to the floor. The referee begins his count.
Teo makes it to his feet first and rolls into the ring.
Teo runs and jumps over the ropes hitting a huge suicide dive onto Eccentrix. The fans chant "Holy Shit" as the referee tries to get some order back to the match. Eccentrix laid out with only the barricade keeping him upright. Teo to his feet, crowd firmly behind him after that aerial display, and he grabs Eccentrix before throwing him in under the bottom rope. Teo up onto the apron as the crowd readies themselves for what's coming next.
Freddy Whoa: He's setting up for the Habanero High Dive!
Teo springboards over the top rope but Eccentrix gets his knees up at the last second. Teo crashes ribs first into the knees and rolls to the mat. Eccentrix up using the ropes and he hits the lionsault.
Post by WCF Results Account on Sept 3, 2018 21:48:48 GMT -5
El Gran Grande Devorador De Planetas Gigantesco Behemothò vs Odin Balfore
Zach Davis: WCF continues to bring the very best wrestling action in the industry tonight, here in Battle Creek, Michigan, as World Champion Odin Balfore faces an enormous challenge from one half of the Very Big Spaniards!
"Making a Difference" by CFO$ blasts over the PA. El Gran Grande very slowly rushes onto the stage and obnoxiously raises his hands up while screaming.
Kyle Steele: Ladies and gentlemen, the following non-title match is scheduled for ONE FALL! First, making his way to the ring, at six feet, eleven inches and weighing in at five-hundred seventy-three pounds; from Spain City, Spain… El Gran Grande Devorador De Planetas Gigantesco Behemotho!!!!!
He, again very slowly, skips down the ramp while shouting words he thinks are Spanish at the crowd who boo him in response. Finally he very slowly rolls into the ring and lifts his hands up and screams in Spanish. The crowd boo even louder as El Gran Grande gets ready in the corner.
Freddy Whoa: It's great to see our boy William back in a WCF ring, coming on strong after the abuse he suffered at the hands of former tag champs Civil Disobedience! He's sure to be looking to make up for that lost shot at becoming number one contender for those tag straps at last week’s Revenge pay-per-view!
Zach Davis: Much as he may resemble a certain former WCF superstar, Freddy, my notes tell me he is most definitely, absolutely, one hundred percent NOT William the Behemoth!
Freddy Whoa: Are those notes written in crayon and spelled wrong?
Zach Davis: …..yes.
Freddy Whoa: My point exactly. Case closed. Moving on…
With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus.
Kyle Steele: And his opponent! Standing seven feet tall and weighing in at three-hundred forty pounds; from the Federal District of Poon Guinea…. YOUR WCF World Heavyweight Champion, ODIN BALFORE!!!!!
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!
The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes..
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist...
Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part.
Crowd: The battle is.. already won!
Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway.
Zach Davis: Listen to this packed arena, Freddy! These fans are fired up for the five-time world champ and it's no mystery why! Odin Balfore is easily the baddest motherfucker to ever set foot in a WCF ring!
Freddy Whoa: Couldn't have said it better myself, Zach. You're looking at three-hundred forty pounds of lean and mean, undefeated since devastating the competition at Ultimate Showdown, and ready to prove once again what makes that man a champion!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Zach Davis: There's the bell… and here we go!
With the Behemoth still lumbering out of the corner, Balfore takes the fight straight to his opponent in one lighting-fast charge, raining down lefts and rights like a man possessed. El Gran Grande covers up with beefy arms, protecting himself from the worst of the onslaught and out of nowhere swings a wild haymaker that sends the Allfather staggering back.
Freddy Whoa: William with a massive right hand, and I get the feeling he's gonna regret that!
Nearly as surprised as Balfore, the Behemoth hesitates just a moment, then presses the attack, lunging forward with arms raised to wrap Odin up in a Very Big bear hug!
Zach Davis: El Gran Grande squeezing the life out of the champ right now! Odin may be taller, but Definitely-Not-William has a distinct weight advantage of over two hundred pounds!
Freddy Whoa: Anybody else would be crushed by now, but you never count Odin Balfore out!
First one arm slips free of the bone-crushing grip, then the other; with the crowd cheering wildly, urging him on, the Nordic Tank delivers devastating dual chops to the Behemoth’s neck. The Very Big Spaniard drops him, stumbling away and clutching at his own throat, coughing and gasping. Balfore wastes no time. He hits the ropes, rebounds, and nails the Behemoth square in the jaw with a powerful running knee lift. Momentum building, the champ grabs William by the wrist and heaves him into the corner, then follows up with a mighty back elbow!
Zach Davis: That corner is NOT where El Gran Grande wants to be right now!
Odin pushes his advantage, now applying a foot choke to the already-wheezing opponent.
Freddy Whoa: That's not where ANYBODY wants to be right now, Zach!
Referee Zip Wingdinger approaches with caution, urging the champ to let his opponent go. Odin glowers down at the striped shirt for an instant, then removes his foot from El Gran Grande’s throat with obvious reluctance. He stalks halfway across the ring, the official backing away from him, as the Behemoth sags against the turnbuckles. Then, abruptly, Odin spins around and charges full speed at the corner!
Zach Davis: The champ looking to wrap this up with a big splash -- DENIED! Somehow El Gran Grande moved out of the way!
Freddy Whoa: You mean fell out of the way, Zach. He just kinda slumped to the canvas here, but the result is the same and Odin Balfore crashes into the ‘buckles! This match has barely gotten started and both men are already looking worse for the wear!
While Odin steadies himself on the ropes, the Behemoth slowly pushes himself upright. He takes a moment to adjust the plain yellow mask over his face, glaring at his opponent in obvious frustration. By the time El Gran Grande gets back to his feet, Balfore has recovered and is on the offense again, running at the Behemoth with reckless abandon. Not-William lets out a defiant roar and runs headlong at the charging champion.
Zach Davis: These two juggernauts rushing each other, and this is NOT going to end well!
The two unstoppable forces collide in the middle with an almighty CRASH that shakes the ring to its very foundation!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Understatement of the year, Zach! I think these two competitors might be dead!
The official kneels to check on the two men briefly, then jumps to his feet to signal that they're not actually dead. A moment passes; neither man stirs. Wingdinger has no choice but to start the ten count.
Zip Wingdinger: One…
Zach Davis: There seems to be some movement now. I just saw El Gran Grande twitch!
Zip Wingdinger: Five…
Freddy Whoa: Hang on… it looks like the champ’s coming around!
Zip Wingdinger: Eight…
Zach Davis: He is! Balfore up to hands and knees!
Zip Wingdinger: Nine…
Odin surges back to his feet just before the count reaches ten, and with a rush of adrenaline, he reaches down to haul a reluctant Not-William-the-Behemoth upright! The crowd pops as Balfore delivers a series of quick strikes, then pulls the Behemoth in and lifts him up!
Zach Davis: I can't believe what I'm seeing! Up and over! Odin Balfore just dropped El Gran Grande with a belly-to-belly suplex!
Freddy Whoa: That's the godlike strength of a five-time World Champion, Zach! That's what awaits anybody tryna take that big belt away from him! Balfore with an early cover, no doubt he wants to put the cap on this match quick -- even a Se7en God is gonna wear down under these conditions!
Zip Wingdinger: ONE . . .
TWO . . .
Zach Davis: Still some life in this Behemoth yet as he gets a shoulder up!
Freddy Whoa: El Gran Grande struggles to a vertical base, and Balfore is right there to clobber him back down!
But the Behemoth fights back, trading blows with the Nordic Tank! Back and forth, the two big men battle it out there in the middle of the ring. A hard right from Balfore answered by a clubbing overhand strike! A forearm smash from El Gran Grande knocks Odin back a couple of steps! The Allfather returns the favor with a European uppercut! Not-William stumbles away, dazed, but turns back around and, with surprising speed for a man his size, catches Odin Balfore around the middle and slings him to the mat!
Zach Davis: “Lucha" Gutwrench Powerbomb from El Gran Grande! And a cover!
Zip Wingdinger: ONE . . .
Freddy Whoa: Only a one-count! The champ kicks out with authority!
Frustrated, the Behemoth pulls Odin Balfore upright and drives that meaty forearm into his face again! He follows up with another! And then one more, before he releases the champ and backs away across the ring. He stops, measures the distance between them, takes two more big paces back… and launches himself toward the God of War!
Zach Davis: Looks like a running senton attempt by the Very Big Spaniard!
But at the last instant, Odin sidesteps, causing William's momentum to send him careening into the ropes. The ropes give under his massive weight, and the Behemoth goes tumbling through to the outside! He hits the mats and rolls head over heels to crash into the steel barricade, to the delight of the fans!
Freddy Whoa: Almost, but not quite! Can you imagine if he'd hit that, Zach?
Zach Davis: I think I'm glad he didn't! Odin Balfore now standing at the edge of the ring, urging El Gran Grande to get back up.
Freddy Whoa: He doesn't want to win on a count out, Zach. Our champion wants a clean, decisive victory tonight!
The barrier bends slightly under the strain as William pulls himself slowly upright, jawing at Balfore the whole while. Odin, impatient, vaults over the top rope and hops down to the ringside mats. He grabs El Gran Grande by the scruff of his very big neck and propels him forward. But William digs in his heels, refusing to budge, and instead sends Odin to collide with the barricade! Sensing his advantage, the Behemoth lifts Balfore up again, and this time, whips him into the ring apron! The fans erupt in boos as William triumphantly raises his massive arms.
Zach Davis: This match has GOT to be taking a toll on the champ!
Freddy Whoa: No doubt about that, Zach! For the first time, William in total control of this match and you better believe he's gonna make the most of it!
William makes a grab for Odin one more time, but the All Father battles back, swinging a hard right that catches the Behemoth off guard! El Gran Grande shakes it off and charges in, looking to squash Balfore against the edge of the ring, but the Se7en God anticipates him, reaches up, and uses the ropes to hoist himself out of danger! William crashes into the ring instead, and Odin takes the opportunity to deliver a hard punt to the Behemoth’s head!
Zach Davis: The official now calling for both competitors to get back in the ring!
Freddy Whoa: But Odin isn't quite done yet! A quick leg drop across the exposed throat of a staggered Behemoth, and the rest could be academic!
Odin slips through the ropes at the ref’s insistence, pacing like a caged beast as William slowly crawls back into the ring. The instant the Behemoth is back on his feet, Balfore goes right on the attack, looking to end the match once and for all -- only to be met with a giant clothesline that drops the champ to the canvas!
Zach Davis: That clothesline nearly took Odin’s head off!
Freddy Whoa: You don't get action like this anywhere else! William follows up by simply flopping down with a huge splash on Balfore! This cover is just a formality!
Zip Wingdinger: ONE . . .
TWO . . .
Zach Davis: Balfore with a shoulder up! I don't believe it!
Freddy Whoa: Believe it, Zach! Odin Balfore showing the heart of a true world champion tonight!
A frustrated William argues with the official, screaming random obscenities, while Odin gets stiffly back to a vertical base. As the Behemoth raises a threatening hand at Zip Wingdinger, the Nordic Tank approaches from behind. A tap on the shoulder causes William to turn around -- just in time to eat an elbow! With considerable effort, the strain showing on Odin’s face, the champ somehow lifts El Gran Grande up onto his shoulders!
Zach Davis: Balfore looking for Odin Shrugged -- but El Gran Grande fights back, throwing jabs at the head of Odin Balfore!
Freddy Whoa: The weight of a struggling Behemoth is just too much, Zach! Those big moves don't work on a guy who outweighs the All Father as much as William does, and I think he's starting to realize that!
Odin is forced to drop El Gran Grande, who seems surprised by this development. The hesitation is a split second too long, as Balfore nails William with a big headbutt that sends the much bigger man to his knees!
Zach Davis: That headbutt would have knocked anybody else out, but somehow El Gran Grande is still in this!
Suddenly "Year Zero" by Ghost Echo hits as Michael X and Kid Dynamo step out from the back. Odin's attention drawn to the stage as X and Dynamo begin walking down the ramp.
Freddy Whoa: What in the heck are these two doing here!?
Balfore gesturing to the pair, inviting them into the ring as El Gran Grande is to his feet. Dynamo stops by the announce table and grabs a chair as Singh teases climbing onto the apron. Odin starts to go after them when El Gran Grande spins him around and hits a headbutt before shoving him into the corner. Grande backs up and then hits a running splash, squashing Odin in the corner. Dynamo and Singh now up onto the aprons as the referee is trying to get them to go. Dynamo into the ring first with chair in hand as Singh is shouting orders. The referee trying to stop him from advancing on Odin when Dynamo suddenly turns and blasts El Gran Grande.
Zach Davis: WHAT THE HELL?!
The referee turns and calls for the bell.
Kyle Steel: The referee has ruled that the winner, by way of disqualification...El Gran Grande Devorador De Planetas Gigantesco Behemoth!
Singh now laughing from ringside as Odin picks himself up from the mat.
Freddy Whoa: Oh damn it! The Church attacked El Gran Grande Devorador De Planetas Gigantesco Behemoth only because it would give him the win and cost Odin the match. What crap!
Singh up to the apron and mocking Odin, distracting him from Dynamo. Dynamo from behind with a chair shot to the back but Odin stays standing. Odin turns and Dynamo high tails it out of the ring as The Nordic Tank holds his ribs after the splash. Singh and Dynamo on the ramp, still mocking Odin, as Slam goes to commercial.
Post by WCF Results Account on Sept 3, 2018 21:58:27 GMT -5
Bonnie Blue vs Red Dragon
Kyle Steel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
The arena fades to almost complete darkness as lightning flashes on the video wall. Thunderclaps are heard as all the devils toys by deathstars begins to play throughout the arena. Lightning continues to flash on the video wall as a cemetery is panned through. The stage erupts in flames as Red Dragon rises to the stage from below. Scanning the crowd he grins and begins a slow walk towards the ring as a blood red spotlight is on him.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first, weighing in at 237 pounds, The Minister of evil, Red Dragon!
Once at ringside he slides under the bottom rope and rolls up to his feet as a Pentagram appears in the middle of the ring. Fire erupts from all four corner post as he leans against the ropes with the bloody femur in his hands waiting on his opponent
Zach Davies: Now this is one talented guys and after his victory last week at Revenge against Amos, I don't think anything can stop him now.
Freddy Whoa: Yeah but tonight he will have a tough challenge ahead of him.
The slow beat of Rihanna's "Same Ol' Mistakes" rolls through the arena as blue and white spotlights, synchronized to the music, flare on and off against a darkened stage. Bonnie Blue steps into view, peering at the audience over the rims of a pair of teal shutter shades. A mixture of boos and cheers pours forth from all directions as she surveys her domain, a defiant smirk on pink-glossed lips.
I can just hear them now / "How could you let us down?" They don't know what I felt / Or see it from this way round
Sliding the shades back up, Bonnie makes her way along the aisle with a confident swagger, posing for a few selfies with fans as she reaches ringside.
Kyle Steel: And his opponent , weighing in at 132 pounds, Bonnie Blue!
Feeling it overtake / All that I used to hate Wonder what if we trade / I tried but it's way too late
Bonnie's steady pace takes her midway around the ring. Without hesitation, she leaps up onto the ring apron and kneels to strike a cocky pose, leaning against the middle rope. She gazes out across the audience for a moment before slipping through the ropes.
All the slides I don't read / Two sides of me can't agree When I breathe in too deep / Going with what I always longed for...
Haughtily, she saunters to her corner, where she ascends the turnbuckle, then raises her arms high overhead to a renewed pop from her fans.
*DING DING DING *
Freddy Whoa: Here we go.
Both Bonnie and Dragon stare each other like they are scouting each other. Both wrestlers lock and Red Dragon gets the upper hand and locks Bonnie Blue in a headlock. Bonnie Blue is able to push Red Dragon off and attempts an enzuigiri and Red Dragon ducks and delivers 3 punches to the jaw and ends with a DDT which takes down Bonnie. Red Dragon attempts a pin.
Bonnie kicks out.
Red Dragon helps Bonnie up and goes for a chop which Bonnie successfully blocks. Bonnie tries to hit Red Dragon with a kick to the gut but Red Dragon takes Bonnie's leg and gets a dragon whip and goes down.
Bonnie helps Dragon up and irish whips him to the right corner. Bonnie goes full speed and attempts a corner splash but Red Dragon moves out of the way and she hits the corner of the ring. Dragon hits Bonnie with a running bulldog and attempts a pin once more.
Kick out by Bonnie
Bonnie gets back to her feet and Dragon tries to attack her with a clothesline from hell and Bonnie ducks and strikes Dragon with a forearm and follows with an enzuigiri and Dragon hits the floor hard. Bonnie stomps Dragon while he's down and goes for a cover.
Dragon kicks out.
Bonnie then helps Dragon up and attemps an irish whip to a corner but Dragon is able to irish whip her. Dragon goes to her corner at full speed and delivers an uppercut.
Freddy Whoa: Whoa, gotta hurt.
Dragon lifts Bonnie and put her in a sitting position on the top rope.
Zach Davis: Looks like he wants to go for a suplex. Freddy Whoa: Whoa, seems Bonnie is fighting.
Bonnie throws in a few punches before she delivers a sunset flip (into rana pin)
Zach Davis: oh gawd! Could this be it?
Kick out by Dragon.
Bonnie gets on her feet and looks at Dragon who's trying to get on his feet. Bonnie sets up a Time's Up.
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! She hit it.
Zach Davis: But unfortunately Dragon rolled out of the ring. Clever, very clever.
Freddy Whoa: Yeah, it was very clever of Dragon to do that.
The referee starts to count.
Dragon struggles to get on his feet while Bonnie goes to the left corner.
Bonnie climbs on the turnbuckle and...
Zach Davis: Oh gawd! Moonsault from the top rope to Dragon.
Bonnie makes it back to her feet and helps Dragon up.
Dragon kicks Bonnie in her stomach and...
Zach Davis: Piledriver! On the floor.
Red Dragon rolls back to the ring and leans against the ropes grinning while looking on as Bonnie tries to get on her feet.
Bonnie manages to get on her feet but is still week.
Bonnie manages to get back to the ring. Dragon lets out a big roar and stomps Bonnie with a knee drop.
Dragon helps Bonnie up and delivers a Legacy of the disturbed to Bonnie.
Zach Davis: Oh gawd. That could have broken her neck.
Freddy Whoa: I'm starting to be worried about her career after that move.
Dragon climbs to the top rope and lets out a big roar.
Freddy Whoa: We've seen this before.
Zach Davis: Bonnie is lying at the center of the ring, can he hit it?
Dragon leaps off looking for Nail In The Coffin but Bonnie rolls out of the way at the last second. Dragon crashes into the mat as Bonnie tries to catch her breath.
Freddy Whoa: That move by Red Dragon looks spectacular when he hits it but it's so high risk as we just saw.
Bonnie to her feet, holding her neck and looking bad but she's not giving up as she pulls Dragon to his feet.
Zach Davis: TIMESTOPPER!
Dragon looking everywhere to get out of the choke but he's in the center of the ring. Referee checking on him but he's refusing to give up.
Freddy Whoa: And I believe...YES! THE REFEREE IS CALLING IT! RED DRAGON IS OUT COLD!
Bonnie hears the bell ring and lets the hold go as her music hits. Red Dragon still out as the referee tries to wake him up. Slam goes to commercial as Bonnie celebrates the win.
Post by WCF Results Account on Sept 3, 2018 22:00:29 GMT -5
Kid Dynamo vs Kurt Navarro
The WCF logo spins on the jumbo-tron as haunting, detuned muzak plays over the illuminated arena. “This is an emergency transmission...please remain...remain...re...main”
The lights suddenly cut to black as the voice-over warps and slows to a dead stop. A beat passes before a low, gravelly voice whispers with a sinister presence the completion of the sentence.
Kurt Navarro: “...calm”.
Psychedelic imagery blasts now over ‘All the Gold in California’ by Nick Cave and Warren Ellis, the chaotic kaleidoscope of sound and light heralding the arrival of Kurt Navarro; he’s dressed in his usual wrestling attire (tasseled leather pants, fur coat, Elvis glasses) Kurt is accompanied by his manager, Chet Diamond, a thin, wiry mass of grinning mania, biting down on a sizzling cigarette holder. The camera eventually pulls back to reveal Chet carrying his trusted five iron golf club over one shoulder as he encamps the ring.
Kyle Steel: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL! Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Chet Diamond, weighing in at 225 pounds and coming from Hollywood, California, this is....KURT "THE HURT" NAVARRO!
The muscular form of Kurt ‘skins the cat’ now as he enters the squared circle; his demeanor a wave of confidence intermixed with a radiating sense of pure determination. He walks to his corner and looks around the arena before settling his gaze on the the stage.
Kyle Steel: And his opponent...
The smooth, rhythmic electric guitar melody that begins “Delirium Trigger” creeps into the audioscape of the arena. For three iterations of the melody, little else happens; on the fourth, the melody builds to a sudden stop. At this stop, the lights in the arena go out and all that can be heard is a screech, and all that can be seen are the words “GOD MODE” suddenly presented on the big screen.
A single pyro burst timed with the downbeat brings the lights back up and a more aggressive guitar riff as the song continues; most importantly, Kid Dynamo is standing on the entryway. He stays there, looking out to the crowd with the smile on his face that you would expect to be the result of the receipt of cheers, when in fact the crowd is offering the opposite reaction.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is "THE LEGACY" KID DYNAMO!
The first verse begins, and on cue, Dynamo begins walking towards the ring while the cameras cut to anti-Dynamo signs that fans are holding up in the crowd. They cut back to Dynamo as he approaches ringside and enters the ring. Navarro backs up to his corner to give Dynamo some space but never takes his eyes off of him.
Zach Davis: Kurt Navarro one on one with Kid Dynamo...let's do it!
The referee signals for the bell.
DING! DING! DING!
Dynamo and Navarro circle each other up one time and then move in for the tie-up. Dynamo holds his own briefly against the slightly bigger Navarro, but Kurt eventually gets him in a rear waistlock. Dynamo struggles to break free until Navarro lifts him for a german suplex. Dynamo with the block and the reversal, getting Navarro from behind. Dynamo with the reverse atomic drop and then takes out the legs from under Navarro with a kick. Navarro tries to get back up to his feet quickly but Dynamo slaps on a chinlock.
Zach Davis: You know I've been really excited for this match, Kurt Navarro has been on a real roll lately and is a hot name amongst wrestling fans. You have to think he's in line for a Television Title Match at some point.
Freddy Whoa: Well speaking of the Television Title, Kid Dynamo has been hell bent on reclaiming the only title he seems to care about. He lost that title in Ultimate Showdown and had to settle on being a Tag Champion, but now that he's dropped the tag belt, you have to believe he wants to go back after the TV Title.
Zach Davis: Well who knows, the winner of this match might just have a date with Dune...or Night Rider...after tonight!
Dynamo still working the chinlock on Navarro as the referee checks on him. Kurt waving him off as he tries to make his way to his feet. Dynamo trying to force him back to the mat but Navarro with an elbow to the gut, trying to break free. Dynamo with other plans as he spins Navarro around and brings him in for the STO.
Freddy Whoa: Trigger pull!
But Navarro with an elbow to the side of the head, avoiding the potential match ender. Navarro with another elbow show and then a pele kick from out of nowhere, dropping Dynamo. Navarro goes for the pin.
Zach Davis: No! Kickout!
Navarro to his feet and he pulls Dynamo up with him. He shoots Dynamo into the ropes, running after to follow him. Dynamo bounces off and Navarro unloads with a stiff forearm to the face. Dynamo back into the ropes and off them, right into a jumping knee to the face. Dynamo left holding his face as Navarro is on a roll now. Kurt grabs him to bring him in for The Big Sleep but Dynamo close enough to the ropes to grab them. Navarro trying to pull him off as the referee starts up a count.
Referee: Let him go or I will disqualify you!
Navarro with one last big pull but has to let go at 4 as Dynamo clutches the top rope with both arms.
Freddy Whoa: Kid Dynamo was on dream street after that brutal knee but still had the ring awareness to get to the ropes. Very veteran move!
Navarro wants to fight but Dynamo waving him off and climbing through the ropes.
Zach Davis: What's this? Is Dynamo leaving?
Dynamo getting booed by the fans as he's walking around the ring toward the ramp. Navarro rolls out of the ring and meets him ringside with a right hand. The referee yells for them to bring it back to the ring before starting a ten count as Navarro unloads with another right hand. Dynamo stumbles into the announce table.
Freddy Whoa: Watch out Zach! The action is coming this way!
Navarro grabs Dynamo and bounces his head off the announce table before he looks to the referee for the count. The referee with another warning before he yells "5". Navarro nods and turns back to Dynamo, pulling him away from the table, when Dynamo grabs hold of a cup and splashes it in Navarro's face.
Zach Davis: My Yoo-Hoo!
Freddy Whoa: Your...yoo-hoo? You have yoo-hoo?
Zach Davis: Well I did! Damn it I brought that from home!
Navarro temporarily blinded by the sticky, chocolaty delicious drink as Dynamo grabs him by the hair and leads him to the ring. Dynamo slams him face first into the apron and then pushes him into the ring, sliding in after him to beat the count. Navarro sitting up, trying to wipe his eyes, as Dynamo hits the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: BAD LUCK CHARM!
Dynamo with the running enzuigiri and the pin attempt.
Dynamo with his boots on the ropes.
The referee stops as he sees Dynamo trying to pull a fast one. The referee upright and Dynamo is livid as the referee tells him he ain't doing that crap in this match. Navarro trying to get to his feet as Dynamo is still giving it to the referee, finger in his face and all. Dynamo turns around as Navarro is nearly up and pulls him in. Dynamo trying for a trigger pull into the corner turnbuckle but Navarro counters it. Navarro with a drop toe hold and Dynamo hits the bottom turnbuckle face first.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! That's how you lose teeth!
Dynamo trying to use the ropes to pull himself upright and Navarro lets him. Dynamo turns around and Navarro connects with a spinning hook kick.
Zach Davis: VANISHING POINT!
Navarro with the pin.
Zach Davis: And Kurt Navarro picks up the win!
Navarro rolls off of Dynamo and gets to his feet as the referee raises his arm. Slam goes to commercial as Navarro celebrates the win.
Post by WCF Results Account on Sept 3, 2018 22:05:27 GMT -5
Stephen Singh vs Kennedy Matthews
"Do It Like A Dude" by Jessie J begins to play as Kennedy Matthews walks out of the Gorilla Position to the stage. She smiles from ear to ear before bouncing to the ring enthusiastically. She slides in the ring and blows kisses to the crowd as she awaits her opponent
Zach Davis: Stephen Singh, is facing a woman here tonight. Do you think anybody will give him hell if he loses to her tonight?
Freddy Whoa: If they're smart they won't. But something tells me that you're looking to suggest somebody will paint him as a loser if he does get beaten by a girl. I have to remind you the WCF has some tough girls on the roster, and it seems like they're looking to take over!
Zach Davis: Take over? I don't know if we're at that point yet.
Freddy Whoa: Well, we are at that point now. We're no longer in the dark ages Zach! It's time for you to admit that.
Zach Davis: I never said we were in the dark ages. Just that I didn't know if times were catching up or not.
Freddy Whoa: Well stop putting your foot into your mouth Zach. It's always too late when you open your mouth!
The gruff voice from the 80s sample announces "Cold getting dumb..." as the VeryBigTron flashes the word "THE CHURCH OF SINGH" in a shimmering gold before being replaced by a gray-tinted montage of Stephen Singh and Michael X brutalizing past opponents. The menacing beat of the Supervillain Theme by Mad Villain fills the arena, golden pyros form 5 ft high fountains across the stage, and "Superstar" Stephen Singh steps out with a scowl spread across his face. He pauses for a moment at the top of the stage, looking to the booing crowd with disgust where he's joined by the bouncing, babbling Rick Menaker bickering with the crowd at every step.
Kyle Steel: And introducing at this time...The Excellence of Elocution....The Shakespeare of Shoot...The Sure Thing....
As the gold fountains shrink back into the stage, The Superstar begins making his way down the ramp, snarling and angrily jawing with fans on the way. He finally gets to the ring stairs and stomps up them noisily, angrily before wiping his feet on the apron and stepping through the ropes.
Kyle Steel: THE SUPERSTAR STEPHEN SINGH!
Zach Davis: Here is Kennedy's competition for the night. It's truly going to be interesting!
Freddy Whoa: You just can't keep that foot out of your mouth! It's not going to be interesting. It's going to be very competitive.
Let's just tell it like it is. You better get your shit together Zach before Kennedy Matthews comes over here and straightens you out!
Zach Davis: Don't worry Freddy, I have this covered!
Freddy Whoa: Let's hope so now let's get this show on the road!
Zach Davis: I'll even ring the bell for you!
Freddy Whoa: Our senior official Stanley Mozer is handling the referree duties in this match. It should definitely be one for the ages!
DING! DING! DING!
Singh, and Kennedy hook up. Kennedy get Singh in a headlock. Singh reverses into a back body drop. Kennedy immediately pops back up delivering a chop block to Singh. Singh goes down, and then Kennedy mounts Singh, leaning back into an arm bar. Singh screams in pain but slowly tries to get to his feet. Kennedy is still holding on to the arm bar when Singh falls back into the ropes. Mozer makes the count 1.... 2.... 3.... 4..... and Kennedy relunctantly lets go. Singh is shaking his arm trying to get the blood rushing back in. Kennedy rolls under the ropes, and then pulls out Singh. Kennedy grabs Singh, and hits a dragon suplex sending Singh right into the apron! Kennedy rolls back into the ring as Mozer immediately counts.
Singh is up, and he rolls under the ropes into the ring. Kennedy wastes no time stomping away at Singh. Singh however picks up Kennedy dropping her on the turnbuckle in the corner. Kennedy slumps down. Singh follows up with a big splash as Kennedy falls down to the mat. Singh places his boot across the throat of Kennedy, and then lets go. Singh sets Kennedy on the top turnbuckle as he follows climbing to the top. Singh hits a top turnbuckle fireman's carry that sends Kennedy down hard.
Zach Davis: This match started out as Kennedy Matthews completely dominating but that has all changed as Stephen Singh has come back, and he looks to be in control of this match!
Freddy Whoa: I tried telling you that you should never limit this girls ability but did you listen? Hell no you didn't. Now you have egg all over your face! How does it feel big man?
Zach Davis: This is new territory for me Fred! I didn't know girls could have this much talent!
Freddy Whoa: You mean beside your mom right? But we all know that story so I won't rehash it!
Zach Davis: Fred, have I ever told you how much I hate you?
Singh bends down to pick Kennedy up but Kennedy reverses sending Singh to the ropes. Kennedy with a quick tornado ddt! Singh is down but immediately gets back up. Singh hits the ropes and comes off with a vicious clothesline that sends Kennedy down! Singh picks up Kennedy attempting to clothesline her over the ropes. Kennedy holds however sending her leg up kicking Singh sending him stumbling back. Kennedy is on the top rope. She jumps off. Singh catches her dropping her with a sit down power bomb. Singh with the cover as Mozer counts
Kennedy kicks out!
Singh looks down at her in disgust. As Singh bends down to pick up Kennedy. Kennedy pops up with the Pele kick as Singh goes down! Kennedy goes to the top turnbuckle, and comes off with a frog splash. Singh reels back in agony! Kennedy mounts Singh, and turns him over with a half crab! Singh is screaming in pain crawling toward the ropes. Singh finally makes it to the ropes. Singh clutches the ropes hard Mozer heads over counting 1! 2! 3! 4! Kennedy has to let go! Singh let's go of the ropes pulling himself up. Kennedy with a knee to the gut of Singh. Singh is stumbled. Kennedy with some knife edge chops to Singh. Singh reels back. Kennedy puts Singh on the top turnbuckle but Singh reverses into a reverse ddt that puts Kennedy down. Singh goes to the top turnbuckle coming off with a shooting star press. Kenny rolls out of the way. Singh crashes and burns. Kennedy picks up Singh sending him to the ropes. Singh manages a reverse into a pump handle slam that puts Kennedy down! Singh bends down to pick up Kennedy but Kennedy reverses putting a dragon sleeper onto Singh. Singh is in the middle of the ring and looks to be fading. Mozer comes over to check on Singh. Mozer raises Singh's arm once, and it falls. Twice, and it falls. On the third time the hand stays raised. Singh is in the worst position but he starts wriggling every where and eventually manages to reverse the hold into one of his own. Singh reverses the dragon sleeper into an arm triangle!
Zach Davis: What match! For everything Kennedy bring Singh has an answer for it. Looks like he really did his home work.
Freddy Whoa: Did you expect that he wouldn't do is home work against his competition. The man is a former World Champion. But you would know that if you did any kind of fact checking!
Zach Davis: As a former World Champion he sure doesn't look the part right now!
Freddy Whoa: You're just trying to end up in the ER tonight aren't you Zach. I've seen some dumb asses before but you really take the cake!
Zach Davis: I can't help that I'm honest! What's so wrong with being honest?
Kennedy manages to get to the ropes. Singh lets go before Mozer can start the count. Kennedy is up. Singh, and Kennedy lock up Singh throws Kennedy over the top rope, and Kennedy lands on the apron. Singh attempts a shoulder tackle. Kennedy reverses sending a knee to the head of Singh. Singh is stumbled back. Kennedy sling shots herself over with a flying leg drop to Singh. Singh is down. Kennedy pulls out the arm of Singh, and locks on another arm bar! Singh starts screaming in pain. Singh starts to get back to his feet but falls back down! Singh reverses the leverage to pin Kennedy as Mozer counts
Kennedy kicks out but has to let the armbar loose. When she does Singh picks up Kennedy, dropping her with a standing power slam! Kennedy winces as she rolls under the ropes.
Singh rolls under the ropes following Kennedy. Singh kicks Kennedy in the gut, and then rolls her into the ring. Singh grabs Kennedy and immediately executes "Thief in the Night" and then covers her when she awkwardly hits the mat. Mozer counts
Post by WCF Results Account on Sept 3, 2018 22:07:47 GMT -5
Michael X vs Noble Savage
Zach Davis: Welcome back to Slam! We've still got our main event coming as Dune defends his Television Title against Night Rider, but first we've got singles action as former WCF World Champion Michael X takes on one of WCF's hottest rookies, Noble Savage.
Freddy Whoa: I knew we'd finally get a female talent you'd take an interest in, Zach. I still remember the days of you drooling over Anastasia Petrova.
Zach Davis: I meant hottest as in the fact she's been on a roll since her debut, you fool. Noble Savage has already faced off against some of WCF's best, including Odin Balfore, and beaten them. A win tonight over another former World Champion and we may have to start talking about when Savage is going to get a World Title shot of her own.
Lights are bright and flashing white with purple in the arena, the stage fills with Grey smoke and the song "Dance Macabre" by Ghost plays. Out comes Noble Savage almost dragging her feet, walking effortlessly and looking around at the crowd like if everything annoys her. She stands center stage and looks around slowly, then shakes her head and continues her unenthused walk.
Kyle Steel: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL. Making her way to the ring, from Adirondack, New York, weighing in at 135 pounds...NOBLE SAVAGE!
She stands in front of the ring staring at the apron and the lights go out. The music is cut as well, then we hear screeching "You Don't Even Exist To Me!" being screamed by her voice, then the lights come back on and the music resumes. Noble Savage is now knelt in the middle of the ring emitting this scream. She smiles and literally wipes her own smile of her face with a lick and crawls to her corner.
Freddy Whoa: Is that drool Zach? I knew it!
Zach Davis: Shut up you! It's clearly my soda!
Freddy Whoa: Well I'm not sure when they started making clear Diet Coke, but sure, let's move on.
“Get Born Again” by Alice in Chains begins to blare across the PA system as the lights begin to fade and smoke fills the floor. Savage pacing the ring, staring at the stage as the music continues to play.
Zach Davis: Michael X apparently building anticipation for this match!
The camera cuts to behind the curtain as we can see officials and producers scrambling about as Michael X isn't seen anywhere. The cameras then cut back to the ring where an impatient Noble Savage is seen berating the referee.
Freddy Whoa: And Noble Savage not at all happy about Michael X seemingly disappearing before their match. She wanted this win because, like we said, it would have pushed her right up the ladder.
Savage now demanding a microphone, which she receives.
Noble Savage: So what is this, people just don't want to face me? Are people afraid of me?
Savage looks around as if she's waiting for someone to give her a response.
Noble Savage: Well good! People around here need to be scared because for too long the same people have been on top and it's time for things to be shaken up. Now not too long ago I was in this very ring, going one on one with Odin Balfore. And I beat him. And seeing as how it was Odin Balfore that beat Michael X for the WCF World Title and Michael X is apparently MIA...
Savage turns toward the camera and stares into it.
Noble Savage: Then I'm asking- no, I'm demanding, that Odin Balfore walk out to this ring and give me the World Title match that I earned when I pinned him a few weeks ago.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Savage just threw down a challenge that I don't think any of us expected.
Savage drops her microphone and begins gesturing toward the stage, screaming Odin's name. Suddenly "Mz. Hyde" by Halestorm hits as Karma Bishop walks out from the back.
Zach Davis: Well not this is unexpected! What is Karma Bishop doing out here?
Bishop takes a microphone from ringside and enters the ring as Savage is not amused by her appearance. Bishop goes to start talking when Savage reaches back and swings with an open hand. Bishop blocks the slap and then slams the microphone into her head. Savage caught off guard and Bishop nails her with a roaring elbow. Savage spun around and Bishop drops her with Karma's A Bitch.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Karma grabs her microphone from the mat.
Karma Bishop: I don't care who you beat, you are not passing me by.
Bishop drops the microphone onto Savage's chest and then turns and leaves. Slam goes to commercial as Bishop heads up the ramp.
Post by WCF Results Account on Sept 3, 2018 22:20:05 GMT -5
WCF Television Title Match Dune vs Night Rider
'Highway to Hell' by AC/DC begins playing on the DubTron as the sound of motorcycles revving can be heard. Night Rider rides his 2018 Harley Davidson Night Rod Special Edition down towards the ring. Pyrotechnics explode along the runway as he pops a wheelie and circles the ring before dismounting and jumping over the ring ropes into the ring.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first the challenger for the WCF Television Title, Night Rider!
The lights fade as David Lynch's "The Pink Room" hits in the darkness. Golden spotlights scan the audience, and smoke pours out in front of the deep red lights that glow just beyond the curtain. An explosion sets off two pillars of fire on the stage, and Dune emerges in their wake, the WCF Television Title around his waist. He stands atop the ramp and takes in the scene, acknowledging the WCF Faithful before he turns toward the ring. His cold eyes remain fixed on it as he strides down the ramp.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring...from the badlands of the Mojave Desert...DUNE!
The ring glows amidst the darkness as he slides in and shoots to his feet. He removes the WCF Television Title from his waist and holds it in the air for all to see. He hands it to a ringside official then walks around the inner-perimeter, looking out at the crowd and testing the ropes before he finds his corner. He continues to loosen up as the lights come back on.
Zach Davis: Dune has to face a big challenge in Night Rider. Night Rider has technical prowess, and is a powerful brawler. But we also have to realize that Dune is a beast on his own accord.
Freddy Whoa: The question the WCF will be asking themselves is can Night Rider give Dune a challenge because right now there is serious doubt to the answer. Does Dune have what it takes to continouslly defend week after week? We are going to find out that answer tonight!
Zach Davis: Yes we are, that and a whole lot of other answers will be solved tonight. Like for instance is Dune one hundred percent? All the beatings he takes will eventually have to catch up with him right?
Freddy Whoa: It's possible, but where and when are two questions we'll never know!
DING! DING! DING!
Dune, and Rider lock up. Rider gets a snap mare onto Dune and is holding him down. Dune starts shrimping his body around. Dune gets up lifting Rider dropping him down with a sambo plex. Rider hits the mat hard. Dune follows up with a leg drop, but Rider catching Dune's leg, and twists sending him to the other side of the mat. Rider, picks up Dune sending him to the ropes, and then drops him down with a spine buster. Dune's eyes shows his pain, and the rolls under the ropes. Rider walks to the ropes dragging Dune back. Rider bends down to pick up Dune. Dune pops up sending Rider over with a tiger suplex. Rider is down. Dune hits the ropes, and takes off running Rider kicks Dune in the stomach, and Rider puts Dune down with a double arm ddt. Rider hooks on an stf to Dune. Dune starts inching toward the ropes, but Rider pulls Dune back. Dune then inches toward the ropes. Dune gets to the ropes, and Rider is forced to let go. Rider puts the stf on again as Dune is holding the ropes, and is in agony. Windinger counts 1... 2.... 3..... 4! Rider let's go. Rider grabs up Dune. Rider clothes lines Dune over the ropes. Dune lands on the apron. Rider goes to punch Dune but Dune reverses into brainbuster ddt. Rider goes to the floor, trying to shake the cob webs out!
Zach Davis: Competitive match so far. Night Rider is bringing it to Dune but Dune is giving it back and isn't taking shit from anybody!
Freddy Whoa: Zach, Dune doesn't take shit, just like I don't take shit from you. I think Dune is my new hero Zach!
Zach Davis: Don't get too comfortable Fred, you might have to change who your heroes are some day!
Freddy Whoa: Zach, if you are suggesting you'll be my hero one day, that's not how it will ever go down!
Dune is in the middle of the ring waiting for Night Rider to get back into the ring. Just as Windinger is about to begin his count Rider slides under the ropes back into the ring. Dune immediately attacks sending knees to the face of Rider. Rider is trying to evade the knees but Dune keeps sending knees and Rider falls flat to his stomach. Dune picks up Rider, Rider reverses into a torture rack. Windinger gets in position. Rider wrenches Dune down on his shoulders as Dune screams in pain! Rider gets too close to the ropes, and Dune latches on to them. Rider trying to send Dune down with a ddt but Dune is leveraged up. Dune slides behind Rider. Dune picks up Rider taking him up to the top turnbuckle. Dune comes off with a super fallaway slam. Rider hits hard as Dune looks to have gotten his second wind and is circling. Rider slowly makes it to his feet as Dune picks up Rider but Rider reverses into a roll up pin. Windinger immediately drops down and counts
Dune kicks out, and Rider leans back holding his hand displaying three. Windinger tells him it was two. This is just enough time for Dune to put Rider into a rear naked choke!
Zach Davis: Night Rider almost pulled off the biggest upset of the night, but my my look how the tables have turned!
Freddy Whoa: Zach, where is this coming from? If it were up to you, you'd be cheering for Night Rider right now. Don't act like you want Dune to keep his title! The whole world knows you're nothing but a Dune hater.
Zach Davis: And we've all ready established that you Freddy, are a Zach Davis hater, but whatever makes you sleep at night!
Freddy Whoa: That is a very sound sleep. Thank you for proving my point for me.
Rider starts shrimping over toward the ropes, and its just enough to where he can grab them. Dune is forced to let go, and some how he can't believe what has happened. Dune gets up signaling that's the end. But before he can finish it Rider rolls out of the ring. Dune looks pissed and goes to the other side of the ring, and then runs forward with a suicide dive over the top rope but Rider is there to catch Dune perfectly in a modified stunner. Rider rolls back into the ring as Windinger makes his count.
Dune is up, and is stumbling at first. But he makes it over to the apron where he climbs up.
Dune enters the ring through the middle rope, and Rider is obviously frustrated Dune wouldn't stay down. Dune, and Rider lock up. Rider gets Dune into the cobra clutch! Dune is struggling, and some how manages to elbow Rider in the gut, and flip him over to the mat. Dune picks up Rider, and whips him to the corner turnbuckle hard. Rider hits and falls back down. Dune picks up Rider into an electric chair and then turns him around down into a powerbomb! Dune then pins Rider as Windinger counts.
Rider pops his shoulder up, and we just heard Dune scream in the face of Rider to stay down!
Zach Davis: This match just got personal. Neither of these men want to give up. Both are frustrated. Dune just yelled in Night Rider's face to stay down. I mean what else are we going to see?
Freddy Whoa: I have no idea but I've often dreamed of screaming in your face like that!
Zach Davis: Freddy, I wish you wouldn't keep on like that!
Freddy Whoa: Why, the world wants to hear the truth, and they like to hear it from me!
Dune to his feet, pulling Night Rider up with him. Dune setting up for Sandstorm when Night Rider surprises him by taking him to the mat with a double leg takedown and pinning him.
Zach Davis: KICKOUT!
Dune kicking Rider back as he gets to his feet. Dune with a right hand but Rider blocks it and responds with a headbutt. Dune with a headbutt of his own. Night Rider goes for a headbutt but fakes it last second and jabs Dune in the eye.
Freddy Whoa: What a dirty move!
Dune blinded and Night Rider drops him with a DDT. Rider now getting to the corner as quick as he can and he climbs to the top rope.
Zach Davis: HELLS BELLS!
Night Rider with the frog splash and the pin attempt.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! WE'VE GOT A NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION!
The crowd is stunned. Night Rider sits up on his knees and looks equally shocked until the referee brings him the TV Title. Night Rider to his feet and he raises the title into the air as the crowd's reaction says it all.
Zach Davis: Major, major credit to Night Rider for pulling off what may be the shocker of the summer.
Freddy Whoa: Summer? I'm thinking all of 2018!
Slam fades out as Night Rider continues to celebrate.
Teo Blaze: Wait, he appears if you say his name? That explains...just so much.
Mar 4, 2019 23:16:33 GMT -5
Teo Blaze: Yet somehow not enough...
Mar 4, 2019 23:16:36 GMT -5
Alex Richards: Drunk Seth is gonna post a hall of fame show.. where he inducts everyone who's ever been in the WCF.. except Jayson Price
Mar 5, 2019 19:03:39 GMT -5
Teo Blaze: And the hall of fame rings will just turn out to be onion rings.
Mar 5, 2019 20:03:23 GMT -5
Alex Richards: I can dig that! Getting elected to the hall of fame would make me want to drink to celebrate. When I drink I get hungry. That's where the onion rings come in!
Mar 5, 2019 21:08:47 GMT -5
Teo Blaze: Aw, you guys
Mar 16, 2019 1:02:06 GMT -5
Mar 17, 2019 17:12:46 GMT -5
Matt Draven: For the record, I may be taking advantage of that extended deadline. This other rp I'm doing is kicking my butt.
Mar 17, 2019 18:52:57 GMT -5
"The Animal" Samuel McPherson: Can someone remind me to post before 4am deadline instead of five am. Hate when clocks in Europe don't go forward the same time as US. I made that mistake more than once. This is why Europe should change clocks the same time as US does.
Mar 22, 2019 23:53:53 GMT -5
Teo Blaze: A good trick is to use the clock at the top of the forum, as it is set to Eastern time. When that clock hits 11:59, time's up.
Mar 23, 2019 22:27:43 GMT -5
James Wolf: do I still got time to rp, or at least throw something up even if it doesn't count
Apr 18, 2019 18:10:20 GMT -5
Johnny Stylez: Whats up guys? I seriously doubt any of you remember me, but I was here years ago...I was one of the first Internet champions I'm actually the first ever 2x Internet champion...anyway point is Ive been away from rping for almost 8 years and I finally
Apr 20, 2019 1:47:00 GMT -5
Johnny Stylez: got a laptop that works and I desperately need somewhere to rp...and I recall this place being fun when I was here last so...is there a spot open? Cause if yall will have me id love to be back
Apr 20, 2019 1:48:13 GMT -5
Teo Blaze: Welcome Back!...but you may want to check the OOC board...
Apr 22, 2019 20:58:30 GMT -5