Slam August 6th, 2018 (Posting In Progress) Aug 6, 2018 22:42:35 GMT -5
Post by WCF Results Account on Aug 6, 2018 22:42:35 GMT -5
Live From The Viejas Arena in San Diego, California
"Drunk and Crazy" by Mogwai hits as Slam is LIVE. The camera does a sweeping shot of the crowd before settling on the announce table.
Zach Davis: Welcome to Monday Night Slam! We are live here from San Diego, California, home of the Char- Oh wait, they moved to Los Angeles. I'd say home of the Padres but I doubt anyone says that.
Freddy Whoa: Oof. Hey at least they had Ron Burgundy back in the day!
Zach Davis: Good point! But never fear, now WCF is here and we shall leave you satisfied.
Freddy Whoa: Been getting your notes from the Mustaches again?
Zach Davis: Shut up Freddy!
Suddenly the lights in the arena drop.
Freddy Whoa: Already? Christ, will someone put a lock on the door to the lighting room!
Voice: My name, my mission and my legacy have all been forgotten, erased with the passage of time. What seemed as though would end me for good, keep me away from what I did best, failed to finish the job. I've bided my time, gathered myself and created a force that will come to the Wrestling Championship Federation and rebuild it in my image. A better image. For I come not to destroy, but to help because that's all I've ever wanted to do. So rejoice my children, rejoice I say, for my return is just on the horizon.
The big screen flickers and then a video begins to play. A serene blue sky, covered in fluffy white clouds with a hint of sunshine peeking through them. Hands begin to raise into view, waving through the air as a lone white dove slowly flies over them. A humming sound can be heard, a gentle, almost soothing hum, the tune you just quite can't place. As the dove flies out of view, the hands lower out of view as well. The screen fades to black as the lights come back on.
Zach Davis: What exactly did we just hear?
Freddy Whoa: I'm not sure! But it sounds as thought someone is returning!
Zach Davis: Well I'm still confused about all that rejoicing, but all right then! Now let's get to the action!