Slam Night Of Champions (Full Show Inside) Jun 4, 2018 22:19:26 GMT -5
Post by WCF Results Account on Jun 4, 2018 22:19:26 GMT -5
Night of Champions
Live from the HEB Center in Cedar Park, TX
Slam opens backstage at the HEB Centre. The people in attendance are treated to a video of WCF interviewer Hank Brown walking around backstage on the VeryBigTron.
Hank Brown strolls around the backstage area with a puzzled look on his face. He pulls out his phone and squint his eyes in more confusion before slowly looking up at a storage crate with a piece of a paper celetaped onto it saying "inconspicuous".
He looks down at his phone again and pushes the storage crate to the side revealing a door with about 5 padlocks around the handle along with a peephole.
Hank Brown pulls the door open and is immediately met with a frying pan right to the face.
The Interviewer stumbles over and William the Behemoth, former WCF Tag Team Champion William the Behemoth reaches out and shuts the door.
Hank Brown: E-excuse me?! William?
William: Get fucked, Sanchez! Not today!
Hank Brown gets back up and knocks on the door again, holding his head in pain.
Hank Brown: I was just seeing if I could get a few words about your rematch with Civil Disobedience?
William: Rematch?! Why does everyone have to use the term "rematch" all the time? Why not just call it a regular match?!
And if you wanna know what I think about going up against two literal owners of the Universe then I guess I'll tell you.
Midgets can't even fucking- t- touch a dude! They don't even have hands! There so small they don't even have- they can't even-! Argh, I just fecking said it, I don't have to say it again!
Hank Brown: Oh, then what about the reports that have been surfacing on the internet about your groinal injury? Do you think that could affect your chances of winning tonight?
William: LI- LISTEN! If I don't own the internet then everything on it is a lie! My gorinal is fine, has always been fine a- and- AND IT'S FINE, OK?!
No matter how many stupid, ineffective, not-injury-causing kicks to the groin those Civil Disobediance or their goons do, I am always gonna be fine!
I was just screaming because of how fine I was! Yeah!
No matter how many metal headbutts to the groin, which is pretty fucking gay in itself but it's June so whatever, they do! I am gonna be fine because I am invincible!
Hank Brown: Then how come you've barricaded yourself that room?
William: Be- You know li- be- b- You know what?! Maybe I just wanna fucking barricade myself in a room just to see how perfectly able all of my body parts are! Ever think of that, Fank Brown?!
A voice can be heard mumbling behind the door.
Voice: ...Fank Brown?
William: Shut up, Ainsley! I'm on the spot here!
Hank Brown: Well, you can say it as much as you like, but a REAL Journalist like Hank Brown always knows the truth.
The door opens again and Hank Brown speeds off as William chases him off with a frying pan in hand. After a couple of steps William stops, partly because he's out of breath and looks content with his work.
He turns around to see a man in a black suit who promptly kicks him in the balls and sprints off. William screams out in pain. Ainsley nonchalantly walks over to his bellowing partner as the British, American Behemoth crumbles to the ground.
Ainsley notices a sheet of paper left by the man in the suit and pics it up, again revealing unreadable signatures.
Ainsley shrugs his shoulders and throws the more next to his crying, whale of a partner and walks off to catering.
William struggles to stand himself up before limping towards the heavy door like a Very Big injured deer and shutting the door behind him, moaning in pain every second along the way. We then cut to the announce table.
Zach Davis: And welcome to Slam Night Of Champions! That was an...odd way to begin the show but nevertheless we are live!
Freddy Whoa: One week after Asesinato De Mayo we're here in Texas for Slam Night Of Champions, the one time the fans that come to see Slam are treated to seeing EVERY title in WCF defended!
Zach Davis: This could be a night of upsets or of continued domination! Anything can happen!
Freddy Whoa: Well said! Now let's get to the action!