The Book of eXtreme: Bombs Away Feb 11, 2018 10:00:03 GMT -5 via mobile
Post by Michael X on Feb 11, 2018 10:00:03 GMT -5
The Book of eXtreme
Tuesday; February 6, 2018
WCF House Show
Highlights on YouTube
A match between two worthless jobbers trading blows, and putting the crowd in a coma, is happily interrupted by “Get Born Again” blaring over the Arena PA system. The crowd, who at this moment would be glad to even see Grime, cheer Michael X like a god. Mikey was not advertised for this show, which sends some of the smarks into a rage about surprises being wasted on terrible house shows.
Michael steps out from behind the curtain, alone, and with a microphone in his hand. The two schmucks in the ring attempt to ignore him, but when they realize that they’re not getting the crowd back they shoot looks up to Michael and throw their arms out in frustration.
michael x: Don’t worry, boys, I’m doing the world a favor. However, I just seen the card for the next Slam, and it got me thinking.
Week in and week out, I put everything I have on the line for this company. I step into that ring and put on the best matches that this company has ever seen. I step into the ring with the likes of Scarecrow, Corey Black, Jay Omega, Odin Balfore, you name them. I step in there and I put on the best match of the week. I go in there and I walk out with my head held high.
But, this company doesn’t care. They don’t reward hard work. I put on a wrestling clinic with Odin Balfore, a show stealing match, and what do I get for it? The following week I’m in the bottom half of the card with some no name shmuck who couldn’t lace my boots if he had a video tutorial to help. This company takes the top talent and throws him in the garbage, each and every week.
Now, I get to go up against the Man.. the Myth.. the LEGEND. No, wait, that’s me. Hold on, I get to go up against the MAN who is a MYTH of a LEGEND. A man who I’ve slapped around time and time again in that ring. A man who I have proven doesn’t belong in that ring with me, but yet, here we are again.
Now, Adam Young is a champion. That’s another travesty for another day, but the fact that they’ve made this a non-title match is utterly pathetic. The fact that I’m up against a man who was gifted a championship because the world felt sorry for how pathetic he actually is.
Adam Young is no champion. Adam Young is a joke. Adam Young isn’t even the quarter of a man that Michael X is.
But, here we are, The DARK PROPHET against Hashtag Big Font. The KING OF EXTREME against the #Wannabe. The KING of DARKNESS against the #1SickBastard. This isn’t going to be a wrestling match, this is going to be a slaughter. This is going to be a bloodfest. This is going to be the death of the man that this WCF Galaxy has been in love with for all these years. This is going to be #1SickMatch.
But, the fact that the WCF Brass have refused to acknowledge my name, that they have ignored my request to be referred to as my rightful and respectful name: Michael X. The fact that week after week I get buried deeper and deeper down the card, the fact that I’m not respected by those in the corporate office, well, that’s going to change.
Because, GOD spoke to me, and he told me that it was going to change. GOD told me that things would be different, and trust me, WCF, things are going to be different.
Michael dropped the mic and looked around the crowd before looking at the crowd, a sly grin covers his face as he walks back to the back.
GOD IS COMING
GOD IS COMING
michael x: I’ve warned the WCF about the impending arrival of our GOD. I’ve warned the WCF that our GOD is not to be taken lightly, and they have rewarded me with Adam Young. They have dropped me to the bottom of the card because they think I’m crazy.
michael x: Unlike the career of Adam Young, this is not a joking matter. This is the future of professional wrestling. This is GOD.
But, all I can do is warn the locker room. All I can do is warn the people, the fans, the announcers. I am just a messenger.
But, I am protected. Adam Young is not protected, and just like he does just about every week, Adam Young will lose. There is no mistake about it. Adam Young cannot and will not defeat me. Adam Young is going to step into that ring and be slaughtered.
The slaughter of Adam Young will bring eyes back where they belong. The SLAUGHTER of The PEOPLE’S CHAMPION, will show the people that what I’m saying is important.
God is here to destroy the WCF and I will be there by his side, I will be there to make sure that his word is worshipped. I will be there to do as he sees fit, because I have seen the future of the WCF and it’s SOLID.
People like Adam Young don’t have a spot in this future because only the STRONG will survive. Only those that can handle the pressure and compete with the best in the world will be able to strive and Adam Young cannot compete with the best, hell, he can’t even compete with the worst.
Adam, come Slam, you will find yourself in the middle of that ring, the bright lights above you will not the saving grace that you hope for. But, from those lights you will see an angel falling from the sky, and when that angel drops this elbow and begins to choke the life out of you, you will be sent to a better place.
I promise you, Adam.
Michael smirks, Adam Young won’t know what hit him and Michael X will once again show the WCF Galaxy that he is the greatest competitor that they have ever seen.