Shadowlove WAR XVI, part three finale Sept 28, 2017 19:17:59 GMT -5
Post by Shadowlove on Sept 28, 2017 19:17:59 GMT -5
Outside the Tokyo Dome located in the special ward of Bunkyō inside the Tokyo Prefecture...
The following takes place sometime after the events of UCI Rite of Passage and before WCF WAR XVI, and occur in real time some day after UCI Rite of Passage and some the day before WAR XVI...
A sophisticatedly carbon fibre and premium Ducati Diavel 1198cc Testastretta 11° Dual Spark V-twin high performance motorcycle, with slick Zircotec-coated dual exhaust pipes and Marchesini wheels, was parked nearby the front entrance of the Tokyo Dome.
Laying back on the Vantablack dual leather seat, relaxing, with Vantablack fingerless gloved hands interlocked behind a Vantablack carbon AGV Pista GP Helmet was a gracefully sensuous petite, yet dignified, silhouette, that spoke wonders for the female form.
Her attractively well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned body built for sin was dressed for success in a form-fitting Dainese Mike lady Vantablack leather jacket, a form-fitting Dainese Alien Vantablack leather pants, and Vantablack SIDI Adventure Gore-Tex boots. The Vantablack SIDI Adventure Gore-Tex boots are perched up on the Rizoma Handlebars and crossed at the ankles in front of her.
A stark white stretch limousine, with a 10” lift and 38” rims and the toughest, most versatile off-road tires ever made, 38.5X14.50X15C Interco Super Swamper TSL/SX Bias-Ply tires with Vantablack mud flaps with a 3 1/2" by 2 1/4" chrome sexy cowgirl insignia and personalized license plate “Hariuddoburondo”, intertwines its way through the wet soaked streets of nearby Tokyo Dome City Attraction and comes to a stop next to the sophisticatedly carbon fibre and premium Ducati Diavel 1198cc Testastretta 11° Dual Spark V-twin high performance motorcycle.
A Japanese chauffeur, black chauffeur hat, jet-black crew-cut hair, sunglasses, custom-made black Giorgio Armani business suit, opens the rear passenger door. A couple of salty looking Japanese dudes named Kyodai and Shatei, known as the bodyguard duo of Black Rain, both sporting jet-black crew-cut hair, sunglasses, custom-made black Giorgio Armani business suits appear out of nowhere in the open rear passenger door and tosses out what appears to be a double extra-large overstuffed black and grey Gucci GG Supreme microfiber fabric garment bag.
The double extra-large overstuffed black and grey Gucci GG Supreme microfiber fabric garment bag lands with a thud. . .
As the stark white stretch limousine, with a 10” lift and 38” rims and the toughest, most versatile off-road tires ever made, with Vantablack mud flaps with a 3 1/2" by 2 1/4" chrome sexy cowgirl insignia and personalized license plate “Hariuddoburondo” leaves the scene of the crime that is about to be committed, the gracefully sensuous petite, yet dignified, silhouette swings and pirouettes her leg, with catlike precision, over the Ducati Diavel 240/45 ZR17 Pirelli Diablo Rosso II with Marchesini forged and machined, 8.00 x 17, 10-spoke tire.
She removes the Vantablack carbon AGV Pista GP Helmet with Vantablack fingerless gloves revealing the Infamous Superstar's personal bodyguard/valet and “Fashionista Sensei”, Ms. Miyamoto. Her sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her alluring lips:
"One of the biggest fears that the WCF and the UCI shares is having an open microphone around one of the most opinionated, obnoxious, self-righteous individuals in all of the sports entertainment business. Just look how easily he brought back peace to the Middle East with his no nonsense tell it like it is voice of the silent, unsilent majority in all of the sports entertainment business by proving to all Legends, Hall-of-Famers, Gods, and Scrubs of the WCF that The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san has never backed down from a good fight even though the odds are stacked against him in WAR XVI. . ."
Her raven black hair was pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic looking face with her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses placed on her perfectly flawless nose and focuses on the extra-large overstuffed black and grey Gucci GG Supreme microfiber fabric garment bag.
"Meanwhile, other certain unimportant so-called, self-proclaimed favorite brand named individuals in the WCF have come out here all full of piss and vinegar and getting their panties in a bunch when trying to impress the masses with their sugar-coated shoot about their weak and pitiful careers in this organization in order to just survive WAR XVI. The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san looked at the list of those participants cut out all the loose meaningless dumpster divers in this organization and put himself on at the top of Seth Lerch-san’s V.I.P. list. And you can see why everyone has fallen flat on their face, considering the source, because they are very ill-advised and ill-prepared for the true nuances of what it truly means to be in an all out WAR for the survival of the fittest just to earn the right and privileged to battle for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship at ONE against a man that who has truly been battle tested throughout his career. . .”
And as if on cue. . .
The extra-large overstuffed black and grey Gucci GG Supreme microfiber fabric garment bag that landed with a thud mysteriously and almost miraculously comes to life and slowly unzips itself. . .
Your favorite modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous, second-generation megalomaniac, apex predator and FORMER UCI World Television Champion, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, rises up out of the double extra-large overstuffed black and grey Gucci GG Supreme microfiber fabric garment that bag and adding just a tad more touch of class to the festivities of WAR XVI.
Quietly, to himself, he appears to be lip syncing a song, “WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE” by Bon Jovi that he was listening to on his (product placement) custom-made special edition Beats Studio gloss white wireless headphone:
His classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair was showing off his chiseled fighter's face with an ice cold stare radiating from his sparkling blue eyes. He was stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, in a newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe along with his custom-made Calvin Klein crocodile skinned pants and custom-made Calvin Klein alligator skinned boots.
His heart rate was a very relaxed 40 beats a minute as the oxygen in his blood helped the preternatural powers of his mind’s eye remain focused and alert to the surroundings around him. He seems to be enjoying the quiet, silent lucidity escapism from the rigmaroles of everyday life in the United Championship Infinite. He puts a Blu electronic cigarette (product placement) in his mouth and starts puffing and blowing out a series of vapor rings up into the air.
Was he really willing to sacrifice the UCI World Television Championship to send a message to the WCF that he was willing to do anything he could when he gave The Dark Gift to the Monster Legend Oblivion on a ladder at Rite of Passage? He looks down and doesn't see the UCI World Television Championship wrapped perfectly around his waist. You better believe it, my friends.
He flicks the Blu electronic cigarette into the camera and his low dusky voice rings out fully, with all the charm and charisma that one can muster, mister and gets down to the business of WAR XVI as he starts painting his masterpiece:
“Oh shit, you really mean to tell me that all this wasn't really all just a dream and I’m not hot off the Love Boat, no pun intended, as a very special guest star that doesn't have to hide in the back with all the other special guest stars of the WCF in the green room? I hope that Lo. . .not again, doesn’t spoil the surprise, but the Tokyo Dome and the Dub are running short on wieners around here lately. Yours truly has returned to this organization as one amped up, adrenaline rush, high-octane buzz-saw junkie and the WCF is still getting buzzed off my breath. Even the UCI has disavowed any knowledge of my existence ever since I embarked on this damn fool and nearly impossible mission as the former UCI World Television Champion. But sometimes, just sometimes, you need to take some advice from Risky Business and realize that there comes a time in your life when you just have to stop and say what the fuck and just go for it. . .”
She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face showing off her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her Vantablack fingerless gloved hand.
“The Handsome Halfbreed Shadowlove-san has always been a smoke and mirror opportunistic illusionist throughout his sports entertainment business career and it is that illusion that has made each and everyone of you in this organization lose your mind and misunderstood, miscalculated, and underestimated the star power of his condescending confidence and antagonistic arrogance and ruthlessly manipulative and unscrupulous influential psychological mindset toughness outside of the squared-circle and physiological skillset toughness inside of the squared-circle and that is tailor-made for WAR XVI with his all-around, well-balanced athleticism and rebellious guerrilla warfare. Luke Force-san was completely over matched and everyone in this organization knew it when he tried to interrupt a conversation between friends like Jonathan Rabid-san and The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san on WCF social media. And if Luke Force-san makes the most critical mistake of his WCF career, his reign as Alpha Champion will be short lived, if he comes and searches out The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san at WAR XVI. The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san will simply end him for high stepping knée deep into something that he truly doesn't understand about his prior predisposition in this organization just like the rest of the dark match masters of the WCF that we have previously mentioned in our prior promotions for WAR XVI. . .”
His patented malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face in a “I have the one thing that every man, woman, and child fears, my sweet and lovely Miyamoto. And I will take you to the one place that everyone fears and deliver upon you, The Dark Gift. You see, The Dark Gift isn't like any other finisher in the sports entertainment business. Oh, no, some people need a handful of finishers just to survive WAR XVI. But why, when all you only need is just ONE. ONE to win WAR XVI. The Dark Gift is that living, breathing omnipotence, omnipresence, omniscience and truly ostentatious indulgence when it takes on a life of its own and simply ends each and everyone of you, just like you never even existed at WAR XVI” Jake The Snake Roberts stylistic shit-eating grin.
“Yours truly won the UCI World Television Championship to appease my Father's legacy, now the time has come to appease my legacy as the winner of WAR XVI and challenge either Steven Singh, Teo del Sol, or Jonathan Rabid for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship at ONE. Am I a Dark Horse? Well, I’d say more of the Bronze Wildcard myself since I'm not like everyone else in The Dub that has been storylined into the process of elimination and more of an Outsider, than say, an Insider, which suits me perfectly fine. That said, Gravedigger, I’ve heard of your Legend when I was like 15 years old walking on the runways of New York, Paris, Milan and even here in Tokyo. What were you then, 45, 50 years old when you became one of the most intimidating WCF World Heavyweight Champions of all time or was that some just kind of Monster Truck Rally? And now just look at you becoming ancient history in this organization as the People's Champion right before my sparkling blue eyes. Kind of sad, really, seeing a Legend not knowing when to call it quits to a once great wrestling career by becoming quite the disappointment in the hearts of the true die-hard fans because you sold out your badass freakarella reputation for the sake of being governed of the people, for the people, by the people. It is very shameless to see how many times that you need to be dusted off the shelf old man when asked to save this pitiful organization, Gravedigger. You don't really intimate me Gravedigger, I’ve grown up around the sports entertainment business all my life, I've seen what true monsters that take a bump in the night can do when they are way past their prime and I’m really that not impressed with you, my friend. . .”
She takes her proper place cradling against his muscular body and moving very little, never turning her head, or revealing any kind of expression that gives the viewing audience at home a clue as to her innermost thoughts. With the exception of a very sharp and penetrating affection of a devilishly delicious, malevolent and pleasurable, mischievously smile coming from her very luscious and alluring lips as she starts caressing his muscular chest with her fingers.
“I am not one to name drop the names of people that The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san have been in the squared-circle with that have threatened to end his wrestling and modeling careers. Some names are even Legendary and some names are your friends, Gravedigger-san. The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san has proven his worth, over and over again, in this organization and in the current organization where he resides as one of the original central foundational cornerstones in the birth, growth, development, and preservation of the United Championship Infinite. You have never faced a Rembrandt painting, a picture perfect design with the star power of his condescending confidence and antagonistic arrogance and ruthlessly manipulative and unscrupulous influential psychological mindset toughness outside of the squared-circle and physiological skillset toughness inside of the squared-circle that is tailor-made for WAR XVI with his all-around, well-balanced athleticism and rebellious guerrilla warfare. There won't be any need to look over your shoulder when looking for him at WAR XVI, you want a war, you will have a war that will shake the very foundations of both the WCF and the UCI for years to come, my friend, he will see you very, very, very soon in the squared-circle. MS-13 no tiene nada en tu día favorito moderno carismático y encantador, egoísta, narcisista, políticamente incorrecto, felicitante, autojustificado, de segunda generación depredador megalomaníaco y ápice, El Apuesto Mestizo Shadowlove-san. . .”
“WILD SIDE" by Mötley Crüe starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor/outdoor surround sound system.
He starts to stripping off his newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe like a Chippendale's dancer and spinning his newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe around him like a Matador in a bull ring and throwing in up into the air.
“Oh Kevin Bishop-san, how your weak-mindedness still likes to play tricks are for kids with you even still after The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san mindfucked, pardon my French, you when he was still recovering from his injuries at the hands of Bonnie Blue. You can smirk all you want, puff out your chest, spew your stupidity, you lost the UCI World Heavyweight Championship because you WERE focused on this second-rate organization. Why? Because your heart isn't really into being representative of the UCI brand like the true two-faced hypocrite wants everyone to believe. You will never have the swagger of The Face Of The Franchise, The Whole F’N Show, Mr. UCI, if you will, or whatever expletive that the Dub and the UCI to put in front his name even with or without having the any kind of trinkets of gold wrapped perfectly around his waist because you have always missed the cheers of the WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy. You keep on talking about bragging rights and helping the UCI escape the shadow of the WCF but even with your escapism from reality, you will never escape the walking shadow of The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san. . .”
Possessing superior strength, and durability creating bursts of cyclonic proportions, he tornado spins, like The Tasmanian Devil, going "Looney Tunes”, around the sophisticatedly carbon fibre and premium Ducati Diavel 1198cc Testastretta 11° Dual Spark V-twin high performance motorcycle and back in front of his sweet and lovely Miyamoto.
“You see, Little Big Man Kevin Bishop, your conclusions have always been wrong, the WCF will always be part of the UCI, and vice-versa, no matter how much that your plague of stupidity rants and raves in the UCI about wanting to escape the WCF shadow. The Dub is in the UCI DNA, just as much as the UCI is in the WCF DNA. No matter how desperately you want to try to separate these conjoined twins for only your own benefit of survival, the good and bad pride and prejudice deep-seated hatred that our two dysfunctional families have for one another will never dry up and blow away in the wind. When the WCF brand names had to come crawling back to save this second-rate organization, the UCI survived and thrived on our own without those Legends. And still does to this day. The WCF might be older, but that doesn't mean that the WCF is better than the UCI. That is just the nature of the beast. You were so damn close Little Big Man Kev, so damn close to become a Living Legend in both organizations, but you’ve kept your delusions of grandeur of this, this UCI vs WCF World Heavyweight Championship Supercard Pipe Dream Match at ONE trying to become some kind of hero after you defeated Bonnie Blue to recapture the UCI World Heavyweight Championship but look at you now, that Zombie McMorris has left you defeated. That fallacy will never happen because you never took my advice after yours truly owned your career from day one in the UCI. . .”
He starts to perform a lap dance for his sweet and lovely Miyamoto, without making body contact, bumping and grinding and shaking his hips in a very, very adult way like Elvis Presley, back in the day.
“David Sanchez might have destroyed the myth of Kevin Bishop in the WCF but you are looking at the person that fucking totally destroyed your plague of stupidity in the UCI and sent you into early retirement for some psychiatric help after Bonnie listen to the advice coming from my star power of my condescending confidence and antagonistic arrogance and ruthlessly manipulative and unscrupulous influential psychological mindset toughness outside of the squared-circle. Once a hypocrite always a hypocrite has always been and will always be the Kevin Bishop mantra no matter what kind of façade that you try to hide on the outside because YOU know, The DUB knows, and the UCI knows that you are and will always be MY BITCH on the inside and I will be the one bitch slapping you down inside and out and pimping you out to the rest of the participants free of charge at WAR XVI. No matter how much that you want fade in or fade out packaging and repackaging yourself in the WCF and the UCI, your plague of stupidity reputation in the sports entertainment business will always be FUCKED over thanks to yours truly. . .”
She snaps her fingers. Suddenly, in KRAMER style move; twirling twice and performing a 7.3 on the Richter scale triple take as if coming through a door, on what seems to be coming down from the "sugar" rush high, he stops in his tracks in front to her and drops to one knee in a Tim Tebow-esque style pose letting his equilibrium catch up to him.
“You’re looking at the only man in this organization that would make the WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy cheer for the man synonymous with almost destroying WCF, Logan-san, because they are so hard up for someone to try to shut his boodleup because all the other Legends, Hall-of-Famers, Gods, and Scrubs of the WCF want to keep things status quo in this organization and wouldn't even have the cojones to even try to stand toe-to-toe and face-to-face in the squared-circle with the only person that stands for change at WAR XVI. Has the WCF even had a true World Heavyweight Champion since that México Screwjob when Logan-san swerved what was once a respectable legacy of Joey Flash-san after he defeated Dune-san at WAR XIV and and then was legitimately defeated Jason O'Neal-san? FVP-san, really? Jared Holmes-san, really? Dion Necurat-san, oh really? He had to come to the UCI to try to legitimize Kevin Bishop-san then begged for someone to give him a ring entrance and guess who he had bow down and crawl on all fours when we gave him our director’s cut version of his WCF ring entrance. And now a barred Steven Singh-san is the current WCF World Heavyweight Champion? Seth Lerch-san and his gimmicky wrestling productions. It will be quite fitting to pay tribute to Ralph Kramden-san by sending Jay Omega-san into Steve Orbit-san to pay the Jayson Price-san back in a wow, bang, bam, boom, zoom to the moon, WCF production value. Why? Why not?. . .”
She catches the his newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe with Bushidō catlike reflex precision and drapes the his newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat over his shoulders like James Brown.
“Since The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san has alienated pretty much everyone in this organization upon his return, why the hell, pardon my French, not Corey Black-san on his farewell tour? Speaking of which, a very talented “space tranny” named L Verez just laid out Corey on his welcome to the UCI tour that Corey is currently on as the UCI Hypermedia Champion. Hmmm, yet, another one of these Legends making a cross over into the UCI. Amazing or just hypocritical? That says a lot for him in this match with Jonny Fly-san since. . . well you know, since it’s Corey’s Retirement Tour? Now, Corey, The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san’s here on your turf, you got home field advantage, come on out to the squared-circle if you have anything left in the tank after Fly. He will welcome you with open arms with The Dark Gift and end your WCF Retirement Tour on a high note. Just ask the Monster Legend Oblivion about The Dark Gift on the ladder, IT was absolutely marvelous. IT got it’s bell rung on the ladder. And IT will fall once again to The Dark Gift. And now we have the only current member of the UCI family paying a visit to WAR XVI as a the only UCI Champion left, Bonnie Blue, UCI Tag-team Champion and other than Andre Holmes, the most critically acclaimed UCI Champion, leader of The Guardians, stereotypical girl you want to take home to mom with a touch of genetic super freak between the sheets. She knows what The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san is very capable of and he knows what she are very capable of in the squared-circle. He will always have her back because she brings the good out in him just as he brings the bad out in her when they are in the squared-circle together. But there will be a point when you will be given The Dark Gift indiscriminately as well. . .”
He slowly raises his head in super slow motion and double raises an eyebrows in mock amazement as his patented malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face in a “That is why The Face Of The Franchise, The Whole ‘F'N’ Show, Mr. UCI, or whatever expletive that everyone wants to put in front of my name whiplash smile just charms the hell out of everyone in the WCF and UCI” shit-eating grin.
“The final four that will fortunately or unfortunately be in the squared-circle once the smoke has cleared in WAR XVI are four people with the last remaining dark horse will be four people that yours truly has the upmost respect for in the sports entertainment business. Odin Balfore, your list of accomplishments although quite impressive in the squared-circle, your list of record eliminations in last year's WAR XV is a matter of interpretation and quite an eclectic group of Legends, Hall-of-Famers, Gods, and mostly Scrubs of the WCF, if I must say so myself. After Logan, Steve Orbit, Jayson Price, and FPV, you have quite a who's who list of mostly Scrubs. This should be very interesting and more interesting match-up that you had in that post-México WAR XV debacle with those record-setting third-rate talent that you faced last year. The All Father, who art in nowhere, how will it be in thy squared-circle against a Son of God, not The God, but A God at War XIV? Thy kingdom crumbles. . .”
He climbs on the sophisticatedly carbon fibre and premium Ducati Diavel 1198cc Testastretta 11° Dual Spark V-twin high performance motorcycle, with slick Zircotec-coated dual exhaust pipes and Marchesini wheels.
“Andre Holmes pleased to meet you, although the last time we met in the squared-circle, you weren't, how shall I put this, not so extra crispy. You are the only one of the four that has been in the squared-circle with me and actually won twice. But not so fast my friend, you have never defeated me by either pinfall or submission in your entire career and you never will. You've always made your relentless reputation in the WCF and the UCI on Chick-fights throughout your career. So does that mean that Jack Schlongson was right about you all along when he teamed with you to win the Tag-team Championship against The Guardians, you’re, how can I put this delicately for you and your family, you're now this Krispy Kreme Mulatto Jumbo grey-colored Chick with a Dick, and I don't mean with Jayson Price, trying to avoid those deep-seated, racial prejudices and stereotypes in The UCI?. . .”
The immense and incredibly powerful distinct sound from a Ducati 1198cc Testastretta 11° Dual Spark V-twin world-beating engine can be heard coming to life, echoing throughout the special ward of Bunkyō inside the Tokyo Prefecture.
“David Sanchez, so we finally meet in the squared-circle as adversaries instead of teammates when we defeated Jay Omega and Dustin Beaver. You went from being a Mayor, I see, climbing Everest. Now Everest might be the highest mountain to climb, but I've always chosen the most hardest and most difficult and most challenging K-2 mountains to climb, that is why yours truly is here. What fun is it to take the easy route in your career, David? Besides, you chose to run back to this organization instead of facing me or Alex Richards in the squared-circle when you pussied out and bitched and moaned because you didn't get your way when you were the UCI Intercontinental Champion. You were good but you weren't good enough to be fast tracked into the UCI World Heavyweight Championship picture like I was after you took the cowardly way out. When I took your spot, I turned Alex Richards into a real World Champion by having one of the Top 5 matches of the year in the UCI. . .”
She swings and pirouettes her leg with Bushidō catlike precision and straddles the Vantablack dual leather seat behind him wrapping her arms around his muscular chest and her legs around his waist like a black widow spider.
“Ethan King, you are the odds-on favorite to win WAR XVI and that deserves my respect. You fully understand the star power of my condescending confidence and antagonistic arrogance and ruthlessly manipulative and unscrupulous influential psychological mindset toughness outside of the squared-circle and physiological skillset toughness inside of the squared-circle that is tailor-made for WAR XVI with my all-around, well-balanced athleticism and rebellious guerrilla warfare and that makes me your biggest threat. With our similarities who in their right mind doesn't want to see the odds-on favorite take on the odd on favorite versus the biggest underdog, the biggest longshot, the biggest wildcard, the biggest Dark Horse, the biggest WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy most favorite modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous, second-generation megalomaniac, apex predator, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, one of the original central foundational cornerstones in the birth, growth, development, and preservation of the United Championship Infinite for the honor, the right, and the privilege to face Steve, Teo del Sol, or Jonathan Rabid for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship at ONE. . .”
She pauses. Then. . .
Her intoxicating and incandescent almond shaped green eyes scans back and forth like The Terminator then focuses on the camera and looks into the eyes of the WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy watching at home and showing no emotion on her angelic looking face then slices her own throat from her left carotid artery to her right carotid artery with her right index finger and makes an imaginary blood explosion style gesture with her left hand.
Then. . .
She raises her RayBan sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face while hiding her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes with her middle finger.
UCI 4 LYFE!
“FREEBIRD” by Lynyrd Skynyrd starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND. . . THE END!