BLOCK A MATCH PSYCHOPOMP VS WILLIAM THE BEHEMOTH SCAFFOLD MATCH
The lights goes out and Bleed Well of H.I.M starts playing from the speakers. Beams of lights of different color starts going off to the rhythm of the guitar and Psychopomp jumps in the middle of the entrance. The lights turns back on back and he walks towards the ring.
Rock Out by Motorhead plays over the PA and Silva walks to the ramp and let's out a roar followed by some pyro. He then slowly walks to the ring.
Zach Davis: Psychopomp has returned to WCF for the King of the Deathmatch tournament.. was that really a wise move?
Freddy Whoa: He left with his happiness and his health.. I'd say no.
Both William and Psychopomp begin climbing up the scaffolding for this match.
Zach Davis: I'm being told this scaffolding has been reinforced for Williams' weight. Still, someone is getting THROWN OFF this, and they've gotta wrestle the next four nights!
Both men reach the top. They walk towards one another, neither wanting to fall to the water below.
Freddy Whoa: To paint the picture, we've got a wooden structure hanging, exactly the size of the wrestling ring. It hangs over our standard ring. Once you're thrown off of it, you'll fall into the Panama City waters.
Zach Davis: I've heard you could catch some STDs just from having contact with this water, Freddy, it really is dangerous.
Psychopomp runs across the scaffolding, no fear, and dives into William.
Freddy Whoa: BOTH MEN ARE GONNA FALL!
NO!, William catches Psychopomp. Not wanting to Powerslam him and potentially kill everyone involved, William executes a Scoop Slam before locking in the Texas Cloverleaf.
Zach Davis: Is this the first ever submission applied on top of scaffolding?
Freddy Whoa: Maybe!
Psychopomp screams out in pain.
Zach Davis: You can't win this way, though, you've gotta throw him off the scaffolding and into the water!
William releases the hold and lifts Psychopomp up. He knows he has to stop the bigger man and hits a series of punches to his face before backing up and running at him, doubling him over with the Kitchen Sink knee! The whole platform shakes as William crashes into it. Psychopomp almost loses his balance but he doesn't, he instead runs at William and hits a Basement Dropkick!
Freddy Whoa: William rolls off - no!
William stops short of falling off of the platform. Psychopomp lifts him up back onto the platform and hits a few more strikes to the face before shoving him off.
Zach Davis: No, William shoves Psychopomp back and pushes himself back towards the center.
Freddy Whoa: The two begin brawling once again!
William immediately gains the advantage and irish whips Psychopomp to where the ropes would be. Pomp almost goes to Springboard out of habit, before realizing he would kill himself. However, William got in a pose to catch a springboarding opponent out of habit as well. This gives Psychopomp the opportunity to low blow him!
Zach Davis: Well that was clever!
Psychopomp Dropkicks William, sending him flying off the edge!
Freddy Whoa: WILLIAM HANGS ON!
Psychopomp goes to stomp on his fingers, but every time he does, William moves them. Eventually William is able to headbutt Psychopump in the psychojunk.
Zach Davis: Er.. uh.. ouch?..
Williams gets to his feet and Pomp rushes him but Williams catches him in an STO!!
Freddy Whoa: RIGHT ONTO THE SCAFFOLDING! They could've all fallen to their deaths!
Psychopomp stumbles up and takes a few wild swings, but he can't connect. He stumbles right into Williams.
Zach Dvis: He lifts him up FOR THE MILITARY PRESS! OH MY GOD!
Psychopomp slips behind him. Williams turns and Pomp runs at him, hitting a running kne to the head.
Freddy Whoa: STARGAZER!
William stumbles back towards the edge.
Zach Davis: Pomp runs at him again.. ANOTHER STARGAZER!
William still won't fall off.
Freddy Whoa: POMP RUNS AT HIM ONE MORE TIME!
This time, as Pomp jumps to hit the knee, William lifts him up with the Military Press.
Zach Davis: Don't do it-
William throws him off of the scaffolding and into the pool below!
Freddy Whoa: WWHHOOAA!!
The bell sounds!
Zach Davis: WILLIAM THE BEHEMOTH WINS IT!
William roars and raises his arms in the air.
Freddy Whoa: I hope Psychopomp is still alive.
Zach Davis: He made it through last year's tournament, Freddy, I'm sure he's fine. He's tough as nails! Really tough nails, at that!
William begins climbing down as we go to commercial.
Kyle Steel: The following contest is a first-round match in block A of the 2017, WCF King of the Deathmatch Tournament and will be fought under Aqua Match rules. Introducing first, from Berkeley, California. Weighing in tonight at 173lbs. “Priiiiiiince Lightskin.” ANDREEEE AQUARIUSSSS!!!
U Mad by Vic Mensa hits the arena as a video of a man's shadow bouncing back and forth with his arms to his sides goes along to the sound of blaring brass. As the beat drops, Andre Aquarius emerges on the stage, continuing to hype himself up to a chorus of boos. Blinking lights go along with the beat and Andre makes his way down the entrance ramp, pounding a fist against his chest.
Freddy Whoa: Andre Aquarius has no easy task ahead of him today. He’s going to need to channel all of that darkness he’s got inside of him if he wants to come out with a win against--
Zach Davis: No! Don’t spoil it for them Freddy!
Aquarius waks past the water-tanks; gulping a little as he does so before he steps through the ropes, surveying his surroundings. He climbs to the top turnbuckle closest to the ramp and looks over his intended, watery fate whilst waiting for his opponent.
Kyle Steel: … and his opponent. Making his return to WCF competition-- from Atlanta Georgia… he weighs in tonight at 203lbs. Frank Patrick Venable, EFF-PEE-VEE!!!
The lights dim to a blood red, as glitchy electronic noises fill the arena. Many suspect that "Ghosts n' Stuff" is about to play...until instead they get a snippet of multiple songs. First "You Know My Name," then "Mountain Song," "Ghosts 'n Stuff, "The Scott Pilgrim Anthem," and finally "Professional Griefers." This snippets play seemingly at random until all sound stops, and the lights go off completely, until three words pop up on the titantron, in big white letters.
"FRANK PATRICK VENABLE"
The crowd explodes in applause with a chant of ‘Welcome Back’ as "True North" hits the P.A and Frank Patrick Venable finally makes his entrance, dressed in a dark red hoodie and wrestling tights, ready for a fight. He runs down to the ring, straight past the containers of water at an almost inhuman speed, sliding into the ring from underneath the bottom rope. He panders to the always appreciative crowd before removing his hoodie and squaring up with Aquarius in the middle of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Frank’s back Zach, he’s back!
Zach Davis: I wouldn’t celebrate just yet Freddy. This match, and the rest of the tournament as a whole for that matter isn’t exactly the warmest welcoming back party.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Neither FPV nor Prince Lightskin wastes a single moment in bursting into action. Both competitors coming out of the gate strong with a flurry of punches that neither man gets the better of at first. As the brawl continues; it is finally Frank who gets the upperhand; mixing things up with an Irish whip that sends Andre into the ropes. On the rebound; FPV catches him coming back in with a back-body drop, finally giving him a little distance and time to soak up the applause of the doting, bloodthirsty fans. Before too long, FPV bounds back atop his opponent, intending to take the full-mount position. But as he leans in, Andre grabs ahold of the former World Champion and tosses him through the middle ropes and onto the ringside floor with a crash.
Freddy Whoa: Well, it looked like FPV hadn’t missed a beat for a second there but he spent a little too long soaking up the fanfare and got himself bum-rushed to the outside.
Zach Davis: It doesn’t matter how long you’ve been doing this Freddy, sometimes the bright lights just get to a guy more than usual.
Spilling onto the floor, Andre follows his opponent out of the ring; jumping from the apron and landing atop Frankie with a Lou Thesz style of press; unfortunately for Aquarius though-- Frankie, the veteran catches him with ease and uses the momentum from the leap to launch Auarius over the crowd barricade with a release northern lights suplex that causes him to cash through a few empty seats that fans had fled from during the move’s execution. It is with a far-away look that FPV grabs Andre by the head and starts to drag him around the ring and up towards where the water tanks are stationed, flanking the entrance ramp. He lifts Andre up, and delivers a jab to his opponent’s jaw but as he goes to land a second, Aquarius moves at the very last second, weaving out of the way as he throws caution to the wind; landing on the steel ramp as he connects with a #PepeKick to FPV that causes Frank to fall into the vat of water.
Freddy Whoa: Well, it’s FPV who gets wet first, here in Florida. But Andre landed pretty awkwardly on his head with that Pele’ kick.
Zach Davis: Both men are getting to their feet at the same time, the only difference is that Frank’s already in one of the pools at ringside.
Freddy Whoa: Thankfully for Frank’s fans though, that’s not the end of the match. In order to win this contest you need to submerge your opponent to such a point that the referee is forced to call for a stoppage.
Zach Davis: So it’s fun for all the family and not at all questionable content!
As both men reach their feet, Andre is able to snatch a handful of camera wires, with the intentions of using the cord to bind FPV in place; however as he grabs them-- Frank again uses his veteran instincts and pushes the cameraman these wires were connected to onto the floor; the wires slipping out of Andre’s reach as the crowd pops for FPV’s cunning plot. Confused as to how this has came to be so, Andre pulls hard and snatches the camera into his hands, holding it at eye-level just as he lifts his head. Unfortunately for Andre though; the costly filming equipment, followed by multiple mouthfuls of sea-water is the last thing Andre would taste tonight as Frank superkicks the camera back into Prince Lightskin’s face before pinning him down inside one of the overflowing water containers until such a point that the referee calls for the bell.
Kyle Steel: The winner of this match by stoppage-- Frank Patrick Venable… EFF-PEE-VEE!!!
BLOCK A MATCH JASON O'NEAL VS MATTHEW DRAKE TABLES MATCH
#1 by Nelly hits and Jason O'Neal walks arrogantly walks to the ring.
"Forever" by Drake starts playing strobe lights of all colors are flashing then the lights completely shut off and pyro at the stage starts and shoots down the ramp and Matthew Drake appears. He walks down the ramp with a very cocker swagger about him the women cheer because he is hot and the guys boo cause they wanna be him. He gets to the ring and climbs the turnbuckle and holds his arms up in victory before the match even starts he knows how good he is he jumps down and walks to the middle of the ring and holds his arms out and shines his cocky smirk to the fans.
The bell rings and Drake walks to the middle and extends his hand to O'Neal. O'Neal hesitantly reaches for his hand and Drake smacks him across the face. O' Neal laughs and clothes lines Drake, Drake hits hard and rolls out of the ring.
Zach Davis: Well it's good to know Drake hasn't changed!
Freddy Whoa: He might start being nice to everyone after how hard he got hit right there.
O' Neal goes after him and throws him into the barricade and then lifts Drake up and drops him on his stomach across the barricade. O'Neal steps back and taunts Drake, Drake turns around and kicks O' Neal in the gut and drops him with a DDT. Drake slides a table in the ring and sets it In the corner. Drake goes out of the other side and grabs another table and sets it up in the middle of the ring.
Zach Davis: Drake is preparing for every situation to put O' Neal through a table.
O' Neal rolls in the ring and hits Drake with a German suplex Drake rolls to the ropes and gets up quick only to get hit by a crossbody from O' Neal. O' Neal lifts Drake and drags him to the corner with the table and lifts him for a power bomb into the table and Drake reverses it into a sunset flip. Drake lifts him up and hits O' Neal with a super kick. Drake turns to taunt the crowd and O' Neal gets up quick and hits Drake with a back breaker.
Zach Davis: This is a very fast paced match it can't last long at this pace and this might shorten careers.
O'Neal sets a table up beside the apron and picks up Drake for a vertical suplex and nails it. Drake yells in agony as O' Neal climbs out of the ring and grabs a chair, Drake gets to his feet and jumps between the ropes for a suicide dive only to get caught by a chair shot to his head O' Neal drops the chair and laughs at Drakes offensive attempt.
Zach Davis: Oh my God what did I just witness! He is dead, he has to be!
Freddy Whoa: Well I think Drake is Glenna have short term memory for a little bit.
O'Neal drags Drake back into the ring and lines him up for a German Suplex onto the table Drake flips over the table and looks terrified at what almost happened. Drake kicks O' Neal in the knee to drop him to his knees and Drake runs to the ropes and hits O' Neal with a Lights Out. Drake puts O' Neal on the table in the middle and climbs the turnbuckle as Drake gets ready to dive O' Neal and O' Neal rolls off right before Drake jumps.
Zach Davis: Both men very aware of where all tables are and reversing every attempt by their opponents.
O' Neal rolls out to the apron and stands up to collect himself and Drake rushes over and kicks him in the gut and Drake jumps over O' Neal and flips over him grabbing his legs and power bombs O' Neal off the apron!
Freddy Whoa: He JUST BARELY missed the table!
Drake leaves the ring and begins stomping away at O'Neal. He backs up and lets O'Neal get to his feet.
Zach Davis: He's got him measured...
Drake runs at him.
Freddy Whoa: KINGSLAYER!
NO!, O'Neal catches him as he flies for the RKO and throws him through the table he set up earlier!
Zach Davis: O'Neal wins it by the skin of his teeth!
The bell sounds.
Freddy Whoa: Drake tried to RKO O'Neal through the table, but O'Neal uses the Lagniappe, his own RKO, and he had it scouted!
Zach Davis: This could have gone either way, Freddy, we almost had an upset!
Freddy Whoa: I hope that at some point of this tournament someone literally beats Drake to death I'm tired of his arrogance and ego! O'Neal too, for that matter!
BLOCK B MATCH JAICE WILDS VS DAMIAN SIMMONS CHAIRS MATCH
"Side Of A Bullet" by Nickleback hits the speakers as the Mid-Card Masterpiece enters the arena!! There are cheers and whistles and applause and those dollar store noisemakers!! Jaice makes the most epic geberic entrance you have ever seen, and sonuva bitch, are people excited!! More cheers! More applause! More noisemakers! Jaice hugs people and high fives motherfuckers and gives the fans all the love they give him!! Then he's in the ring and peoplr are STILL going nuts! The ring announcer gets a fist bump!
The lights go out, the piano begins. The orchestra is added. Slowly builds, higher and higher until the metal starts. A lone spotlight shines onto the entranceway where Simmons walks out. No taunting or posing to the crowd, just a brisk walk to the ring. Once in the ring, Simmons throws his vest out of the ring and turns towards the entrance way, awaiting the bell.
The bell rings and Simmons immediately rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair as Wilds tries to get out the same side he is stopped with a chair shot to the head. Simmons pulls Wilds out and smashes him continuously in the back with the chair. Simmons rolls Wilds into the ring and goes for the pin.
Zach Davis: Well this match got very violent very fast. And we a.ready have a pin.
ONE . . . TWO . . . Wilds kicks out and as they are getting up punches Simmons in the nose Simmons drops and Wilds goes for the chair. Wilds hits Simmons in the head and then lays the chair on Simmons chest. Wilds climbs the turnbuckle and jumps onto Simmons with a frog splash. Simmons chunks the chair and holds his ribs.
Zach Davis: Wilds should have gone for a pin after that highlight of a move.
Wilds gets up and climbs out of the ring again and throws 7 chairs in the ring and slides back in only to be confronted by a bionic elbow from Simmons. Simmons throws Wilds outside the ring and clears the announcers table.
Zach Davis: Things spill out of the ring and I don't like the look in Simmons eyes.
Freddy Whoa: Someone stop him I can't lose another table I've bonded with this one!
Simmons lifts Wilds and hits him with a double undertook DDT on the floor. Simmons lifts Wilds up and places him across the table, Simmons climbs the turnbuckle and hits Wilds with a elbow drop that destroys the table. Both men lay in pain as the crowd goes crazy.
Zach Davis: Oh my God!!! That move was astounding not one person is sitting in this packed arena!!
Both men make it in the ring Simmons lifts up Wilds and nails him with a Spine Splinter. Simmons arranges the many chairs in the ring all to the center which takes some time. Wilds does a back body drop to Simmons onto the many chairs and goes for another pin.
ONE . . . TWO . . .
Zach Davis: That was almost disastrous for Simmons!
Simmons kicks out and rolls to the ropes to get up. Simmons runs over to Wilds as he is still getting up and hits him with Elevation.
Freddy Whoa: NO! WILDS AVOIDS IT!
Zach Davis: He hits him with a Jumping Russian Legsweep!
Jaice grabs the chair and waits as Simmons gets up. Jaice throws the chair to Simmons who catches it. Jaice hits the XTREME DREAM, kicking the chair into Simmons' face!
Freddy Whoa: DAMN!
Jaice Wilds crawls for the cover.
ONE . . . TWO . . . THREE.
The crowd erupts as they just witnessed one of the most amazing matches in recent history!
Zach Davis: That was one of the best matches so far I loved the violence and pain they brought to this match!!!
Freddy Whoa: The match was spectacular but I can't forget my table!
Lights goes out. Demonic Chants mashed with a howl is heard before blue pyro explode. "The Evil within/psycho break theme song Long Way Down" by Gary Numan starts plays (titantron shows weird demonic signs and figures). Blue smoke fills the arena and spot light focuses on a figure on one knee. Fenris stands behind him arms out stretched..Udy howls by as another set of blue pyro explode. Udy makes his way slowly before rolling in and kneels at middle of ring. Howls again as light comes back and music fades.
Above this scene a montage of breakneck imagery appears; Kick! Wham! Cutter! The unworthy falling victim before the might of the Murder Machine. A Murder of Crows! A vicious Chokeslam! It's a glorious car crash of jobbers and victories as the Crow finally emerges in the center of the storm, his massive hooded form cutting a dark, brooding silhouette eclipsed by smoke and light.
Still masked in shadow, Crow adjusts his taped right hand, gaining depth and detail as he begins his focused procession down the steel ramp. We realize now that he's wearing a customized black hoodie over his fight gear. The words, "Murder Machine", are emblazoned across the back in purple.
Kyle Steel: Standing at six foot eight! Weighing in at two hundred and sixty four pounds! Back from the dead! He is...DAHHH MURDAHHH MACHINNNE, CROW McMORHISSSS!
The spotlight follows a snarling and furious Crow at a hurried marching pace, his tall, muscular frame navigating around the squared circle as it billows more dry ice from beneath the ring. Crow's focused now, eager to dissect some poor hapless bastard within.
Eventually (after Crow is satisfied that his mind games are complete) he saunters over the top rope and enters the ring, removing his hoodie and throwing it at Kyle Steel. The Murder Machine climbs the ring post and hits a sinister crucifix pose to a MASSIVE POP. Crow soaks up the adulation for a moment before waving his opponent on. After the pop, Crow leaps down and leans his back against the ring post, assuming a demeanor of nonchalance, tinged with cold, almost sociopathic menace.
Zach Davis: We've got ourselves a ladder match and here.. we.. go!
Both men run at one another, Crow ducks a Clothesline and as both men turn, Crow kicks Udy and hits a huge Exploder Suplex!
Freddy Whoa: What a move!
Zach Davis: Can you imagine if Crow McMorris goes all the way to facing Corey Black at Ultimate Showdown!?
Udy goes to roll out of the ring but Crow grabs him and lifts him up. He spins him around, kicks him in the gut, no - Udy catches the leg and executes a Dragonscrew Legwhip.
Freddy Whoa: Great reversal. Hurt the climbing leg as much as you can.
Crow McMorris gets to his feet and Udy hits a series of rabid fire kicks!, sending Crow reeling.
Zach Davis: You have to imagine Crow McMorris may have ring rust, while Udy has been wrestling week in and week out.
Udy finishes with a roundhouse kick to Crow's head. He rolls out of the ring and pulls a ladder out.
Freddy Whoa: Why do we keep ladders underneath the ring?
Zach Davis: I don't know. For ladder matches?
Udy slides the ladder in - but Crow is up and runs at the ladder, dropkicks it, and sends it flying into Udy's face. Crow runs to the ropes, bounces back, then dives over them.
Freddy Whoa: TOPE CON HILO!
Crow and Udy just barely avoid falling into the water! Crow gets back to his feet and lifts Udy with himself, he smashes Udy's face into the turnbuckle. He slides Udy in and then grabs the ladder and slides that in as well. Udy grabs the ladder and as Crow gets back into the ring, Udy runs at him and smashes him with the ladder.
Zach Davis: I've received word that in this match, they're climbing towards a briefcase that contains a special prize. A prize that, I'm told, any wrestler in the company would want.
Freddy Whoa: ...Huh.
Udy grabs the ladder and smashes Crow with it again before throwing it to the ground. He lifts Crow up and hits a Neckbreaker onto it.
Zach Davis: Ouch!
He then picks the ladder up after kicking Crow out, he sets it up and begins climbing!
Freddy Whoa: Who cares what is in the briefcase? We just need to know who advances!
It is still too early, Crow is able to run around the ring and jump up onto the apron and springboard, lands on the ladder. Both men find themself near the top brawling, sending right and left to one another.
Zach Davis: Who is going to fall off first?
Crow grabs Udy and takes him from the top of the ladder down to the mat with an STO!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Both men hit hard! Crow gets back to his feet, Udy stumbles up -
Zach Davis: BROGUE KICK! He calls that the Coma Kick, either way, Crow just took Udy's face off!
Crow begins climbing to the top.
Freddy Whoa: He's almost got it...
Zach Davis: CROW WINS THIS MATCH!
NO!, Udy is up, he climbed as fast as he could and he punches Crow several times! The Demon Wolf chops him then before smashing his face into the laddertop and grabbing his head, turning...
Freddy Whoa: Neckbreaker onto the ladder!
Udy throws Crow's broken body off. He knows he can't quiet reach the prize in time and wants to do more damage so he climbs up...
Zach Davis: U-TURN!!!!
Udy hits a Frog Splash onto Crow from the top of the ladder!
Freddy Whoa: Mama mia!
Udy rolls away and begins climbing up the ladder yet again.
Zach Davis: Scarecrow is hurt, can he stop Udy from winning this?
Freddy Whoa: Both men went real high risk, real fast!
Udy is hurt himself, of course, and doesn't climb up the ladder as fast as he did before. Crow wills himself to his feet and starts climbing up the ladder.. the same side Udy is on.
Zach Davis: What does he have in mind here?
Crow clubs Udy in the back several times before climbing up, as careful as he can be, so he's positioned behind Udy. Udy was at the top, Crow grapples him..
Freddy Whoa: AVALANCHE RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Both men crash to the mat! They both lay there, unable to move for several moments.
Crowd: PLEASE DON'T DIE! PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Crow is the first up and he slowly climbs...
Zach Davis: NO! Udy doesn't want to give it up, he doesn't want to let us down, he's climbing opposite of Rabid!
At the top, both men begin brawling. Eventually, Crow is able to get the upper hand, he grabs Udy by the throat...
Freddy Whoa: CHOKESLAM OFF THE LADDER!
Udy collapses with a thud onto the mat and Crow reaches up and grabs the briefcase.
Zach Davis: Scarecrow wins it!
Crow opens up the briefcase... only to find a signed picture of Seth Lerch. He shakes his head and drops down off the ladder, throwing it to the side.
Freddy Whoa: Okay, well, I guess the price wasn't really important. The important part is that Crow escapes this match with two points and a victory in night one of the tournament!
The lights in the arena dim as the opening to “21st Century Schizoid Man” by King Crimson starts playing over the P.A. Wade Moor slips out from behind the curtain – Hacksaw Jim Thuggin by his side and that black acoustic guitar strapped to his back - and lumbers out onto the stage. He stares out to the hot “booing” crowd, eyes always scanning, never relenting. A smile creeps up the side of his face, blaring with deep blue strobe lights, as he starts his way down the ramp.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring from The Everglades, weighing in at 255 lbs….WAAAADE POSEIDON MMMOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!
Wade puts his hand on the apron, slides his guitar in, and then slides in himself, slithering towards the center of the ring. He hikes up on one knee and holds his hand out to his sides and yells to the crowd.
“UNLEASH THE LEVIATHAN!!!”
He removes his straw hat and hands his effects to Hacksaw Jim Thuggin. He starts stretching out the ropes as he awaits the start of the match.
The house lights go out, as lighter colored lights come on. The multiple cameras pan around the jam packed Fargo Arena. The fans are holding up various signs. The atmosphere is explosive and the crowd is cheering. "Oblivion" by Mastadonbegins to play. The blaring guitar begins to play.
The house lights go out. The crowd begins to murmur. Strobe lights begin to flash, as bright white lasers begin to flash. Two bright spotlights hit the entrance stage. The music continues to thump. Some of the fans are thrashing and/or dancing a long with the music...
Explosive fire pyro shoots straight up, on the stage and down the ramp. Then right about that time, Oblivion slowly comes, with a dead stare. The music continues the blare out and rattled the arena.
Oblivion slowly begins to walk down to the edge of the entrance stage, bringing in the cheers, of the crowd...
Zach Davis: The Monster is officially back in WCF!!
Past the entrance stage there are sixteen hooded cloaked individuals, eight on each side of the aisle, with their heads down. Chanting...
Hooded individuals: A-WHOO!! AWHOO!! AWHOO!!
Kyle Steel: From The Deepest and Darkest Side of a Sick Man's Mind... Weighing in at 325 pounds... IT is The Monster... Oblivion!!
Oblivion drags IT's right leg as drags along a sledgehammer. The Monster snears at a nearby camera, right before Oblivion slowly? run up the steel steps and climb the turnbuckle from out the ring, once again throwing up IT's massive right arm
Crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!
Oblivion leaps into the ring, stomping around, taking long strides, barking, shaking the top ring rope.
The bell sounds.
Zach Davis: Here we go-
Before Zach can finish speaking, Oblivion and Wade Moor are in the middle of the ring brawilng, trading rights and lefts. Oblivion gets the upper hand and sends Moor to the ropes, as Moor comes back, Oblivion catches him and hits an Arm Drag. Moor gets up and Oblivion then kicks him in the gut and hits a Belly to Belly. No, Moor lands on his feet, somehow! He rushes Oblivion but Oblivion responds with a vicious headbutt right to Moor's skull.
Freddy Whoa: OOF.
Moor is shaken AND stirred, much to James Bonds' chagrin. Oblivion responds with a spinning backhand slap before grabbing him by the throat and lifting him up.
Zach Davis: Chokeslam!- wait, no?
Oblivion simply holds Wade Moor up in the air, choking the life out of him.
Freddy Whoa: Remember, this is an AQUA match. You can't simply joke the opponent out, you've gotta drown him.
Zach Davis: Well, yeah, but if you choke him here and then throw him in the water, I'm pretty sure he's gonna drown.
Freddy Whoa: Touche.
Wade Moor knows the end is near and flails, kicking Oblivion in the head. Oblivion drops him and Wade Moor hits a series of Very Watery Uppercuts, sending Oblivion to the ropes. Moor then runs at him and Clotheslines him out of the ring before climbing in after him.
Zach Davis: There is a very small area here between the ring and the water...
Oblivion is up and Moor runs at him and elbows him in the head, knocking him into the water. The water is deep to the point where Oblivion can't quite stand without hopping up for air, and Wade Moor dives into the water with a Stinger Splash!
Freddy Whoa: This is ridiculous!
Moor's body crashes into Oblivion and he grabs Oblivion by the head, pulling down for a choke.
Zach Davis: He's pulling Oblivion's head into the water!
Freddy Whoa: In this tournament, no one is good, and no one is bad. The very match stipulates that you've got to sink to inhuman lengths just to advance. I can't condone WCF for doing this tournament but I can understand Wade Moor's strategy to win here.
Oblivion finds the strength to grab Wade Moor and hold him in the Muscle Buster position while he's hopping in the water. Oblivion turns and hits a Muscle Buster onto the edge between the ringside area and the water.
Zach Davis: WHAT THE FUCK!
Freddy Whoa: WADE MOOR.. HE'S GOTTA BE PARALYZED!
Oblivion pulls Moor's broken body into the ring. Moor slides in, not moving a bit. He floats. Oblivion climbs out of the water and onto the ringside area as the ref checks on Wade.
Zach Davis: This match was, for all intents and purposes, in Wade's wheelhouse, it should have been his specialty. But he put himself in a position for Oblivion to, well.. End his career.
Freddy Whoa: This is the FIRST NIGHT of the tournament! What is going to happen for Wade's matches after this?
The referees check on Wade and determine he is still conscious.
Zach Davis: WHAT?!
Oblivion angrily rolls into the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle.
Freddy Whoa: What now!?
Oblivion hits a Moonsault off the top turnbuckle to what he thought would be Wade Moor's body - but Moor is able to swim away, and Oblivion belly flops into the water!
Wade Moor grabs Oblivion's head and hits him with a series of Very Watery Uppercuts... in the water!
Zach Davis: I feel like I've waited my entire life for this.
Oblivion is tough as nails, and roars towards Moor - who lifts him up -
Freddy Whoa: FLAPJACK ONTO THE EDGE - that's the Three Sheets to the Wind!
Oblivion is hurt and Wade Moor quickly hops onto the ringside area. He runs at Oblivion, still in the water.
Zach Davis: POSEIDON PUNCH!
NO! OBLIVION CATCHES HIM!
Freddy Whoa: OBLIVION HITS THE 5150!
Unfortunately for Oblivion, the water actually helps Wade Moor, as the move has less impact. Oblivion didn't see that coming and Wade Moor grabs him in his surprise and hits a Russian Legsweep, spiking his head into the edge of the pool/ringside area. Oblivion slumps into a corner and Wade Moor climbs out.
Zach Davis: What is he doing...
The crowd knows. Wade Moor looks around and shouts.
Wade Moor: CANNONBALL!!!!!!!
Wade Moor runs at Oblivion and hits his Cannonball Splash!!! Oblivion's head is smashed into the corner and he begins bleeding, there is literally blood in the water.
Freddy Whoa: This is so fucking dangerous.
Moor grabs Oblivion by the head and pulls him down, beginning to drown him.
Zach Davis: Oblivion is bleeding, probably concussed... this match is over.
NO! Oblivion is seemingly powered up by the bloodshed and he is able to grab Wade Moor by the throat. He lifts him up by the throat, with both hands, and tosses him onto the pool's edge.
Freddy Whoa: Two Handed Chokeslam! Wade Moor is floating now, Oblivion climbs out of the pool...
Oblivion once again climbs to the top turnbuckle. He pauses for a second before looking at Wade Moor's floating body.
Zach Davis: OBI-SAULT INTO THE POOL!!!
NO!, Wade Moor is able to flail away and Oblivion belly flops.
Wade Moor grabs a diving board that a fan brought to the match for some reason. He sets it up quickly, also grabbing cinderblocks that are nearby so that it's sturdy. He jumps off the diving board and hits Oblivion with a BROSEIDEON PUNCH!
Freddy Whoa: Sweet baby Jesus!
Moor has Oblivion stunned enough to push his head underwater. Bubbles of air come up for several moments and Oblivion tries to fight, but eventually his body goes limp. The bubbles stop. The bell sounds.
Zach Davis: WADE MOOR WINS IT!
Moor releases Oblivion and medics quickly check on the Monster. Wade Moor climbs out of the pool and begins celebrating.
Freddy Whoa: What a night. We've never had matches like these before... and we're just getting started in this tournament!
Jayson Price: Pretty sure Black set it that nobody new can join. Or at least they can attempt to, but they can't do anything unless it's approved. Which essentially cuts off any guests.
May 23, 2019 19:21:19 GMT -5
The Risen: Shit, I had no idea WCF shut down. I was only here for a few months, but it was a fun few months. Hope y'all are doing well.
Jun 11, 2019 1:55:16 GMT -5