Moor is less when it comes to blue Gods in the Glades Jul 17, 2017 15:47:43 GMT -5 Wade Moor and Bonnie Blue like this
Post by Oblivion on Jul 17, 2017 15:47:43 GMT -5
*°MOOR IS LESS WHEN IT COMES TO BLUE GODS IN THE GLADES°*
Everglades National Park
Monday, July 17, 2017
Voice/over: It comes to this... *snickers* It's rather quite funny. Ironic honestly. Of all the people to start this king of the death match, it HAD to be you Moor. Didn't? DIDN'T?!?! IT bet, when you first saw the match assignments, you were thinking you got this one in the bag!! Stupid ass Nae-nae dancing in the water!! Even your girl, is telling you... WATCH YOUR ASS!! DON'T TAKE OBLIVION LIGHTLY!! Right? Right? RIGHT?! Your boy... Wade Moor is too busy thinking about the past!! And what happened?! Your Holmesy?! The Monster almost caught him slippin'!! If it wasn't for WHAM CRASH BOOM!!! The fire extinguisher up side IT's head... Y'all would be looking at a nine time hardcore champion. But, Holmes and Price had dubious plans. What you expect from those two. They don't wanna be stand up guys. YOU SERIOUS?! ANYONE THAT HANGS OUT WITH COREY BLACK CAN'T BE A GOOD PERSON!!
Oblivion... IS a fucked up entity!! We all know The Monster is NOT normal!! Pantheon and Beachkrew are SUPPOSED to be top notch. The best of the best!! They are supposed to teach others how to act. They are supposed to set standards, but you guys are liars, cheats and complete assholes!! Oblivion knows your game Wade!! Most people would like a normal relationship. Get close, develop layers of trust. FUCK TRUST!! HUMANS ARE NOTHING BUT BACKSTABBING LIARS!! *sickening sarcasm*]feeeeelings Don't make me laugh!! Feelings are for suckers!! It's so much easier to cause pain!! To watch someone suffer, is enjoyable for The Monster. Hearing ear piercing screams is like symphonies to others.
~°_.*A little past five o'clock in the morning and Oblivion is with a few other brave psychos who paid some significant amount to be on a decent size fishing vessel to catch... BULL SHARKS!!*._°~
Drunk fool: WHOOO!! FUCK YEA!!
~°_.*Oblivion shakes IT's head with disgust! The drunken fool staggers around with a modified harpoon. The Monster just glares at the idiot, thinking of glorified thoughts of tearing that dumb asshat from limb to limb. But, resisting from having fun, there's business to be done... KILL SHARKS!! Oblivion notices four, maybe five bull sharks swimming around the vessel. Everyone looks down thirty five feet down. The drunk individual staggers... WHOOPS!!*._°~
Oblivion:(sarcastically)WHOOPS!! Did I do that?! Dumbass shouldn't been drinking?! Looked painful!! IT sees his spleen!! Hey... Moor.... ASSHOLE!!! How long can you hold your breath?! Being squeezed by thighs, doesn't count!! Awwwww... You going to throw that infamous Beachkrew crybaby hissyfit?! You gonna beat up The Monster?! HAHAHAHA!!! About as likely as that guy down there catching himself a shark.
~°_.*The sharks go into frenzy!!*._°~
Oblivion: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! Sharks ARE assholes!!! Ouuuuuu brutal!! Jesus!!
Bright Beautiful Light: YES?!
~°_.*A bright light shines on deck. Brightens beautifully. The Dark One flips the fuck out and starts shooting into the beautiful light. The light fades out. There WAS no Jesus Christ!! The first mate and and paying customer ends up getting shot. Oblivion has to hold onto the railway, because IT starts to laughing IT's ass off!! The Monster toss both bodies over. The sharks devour both bodies. Oblivion salutes, then claps. Empressed how much a shark can engorge themselves.*._°~
Oblivion: Hey Godzilla!! Do you and Bonnie ever roleplay?! ITs means, sure you DO roleplay... IT means do you two TRULY REALLY dress up and get kinky?! Dish out the dirt, dude!! But, slow down!! Damn it dude!!! IT told you... SLOW DOWN!! Oblivion has to pull down IT's shorts!! Gotta yank IT's "Monster Dick" to your story!! Besides Katherine Phoenix, everyone wants to spank it to Bonnie Blue!! Give her a beautiful pearl necklace.
Besides watching her roll her eyes back, the next best thing is bashing non your stupid looking face and listening to you gurgling, gasping for air in the water. Despite your pretend playing...nyou cannot breathe under water!! How many times have you fuckwads tried to literally kill IT?! The Monster is still standing!! You morons may not like IT's accomplishments, but Oblivion will still be chugging on!! No matter what you or anyone else tries to do The Monster, Oblivion WILL CAN... WILL DO AND WILL DEFEAT WADE MOOR TO GONON DAY TWO OF KING OF THE DEATHMATCH!! No matter what you do... No matter what you say!! The Monster will kick... your... ass!!! Send Bonnie IT's regards!!
~°_.*Oblivion is seen sniffing IT's right index and middle fingers.*._°~