Post by amberlynn on Mar 26, 2017 16:06:53 GMT -5
SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPENED IN LAS VEGAS
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~°_.*The limited lighting, in the area, zooms back and forth in a slow fashion in the face of a shadow. 'Babygirl' Amber Lynn just seems to appear out of nowhere, sloooowly laughing. Her model looks are apparent. Her eyes are popping with color!! But those same eyes, glare with a thousand yard stare. Can melt ice with that million dollar smile. Unfortunately, her looks cannot save her on March twenty sixth at Explosion. The name of the Pay Per View says it all. Nine people, INCLUDING Amber Lynn steps in a ring, rigged with C-4, which is attached to the corner posts. At the ten minute mark... *._°~
THEY WILL EXPLODE!!
Amber Lynn: In my short career, I have been in so many different kind of matches. But, this one coming up... This Exploding ring battle Royal?! This match... This match scares the holy Hell out if me!! I've been in cage matches where I've bled buckets. But, this match has explosives in it!! BOOM!! Not everyone is going to be the same... EVER AGAIN!! Will that deter me... The idea... The idea of possibly being exploded into several itsy bitsy chunky bloody bits?! That's not going to stop Babygirl!!! Here's my chance for my opportunity for WCF championship gold!! Not just ANY championship!! WCF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!! That same championship, that my twin brother held a record eight times!!!
Nine people will walk into that ring. There will not be a guarantee that ALL nine will walk out!! But, there are some that are irritated that there isn't just one woman in this hardcore match. But, in this match which has exploding turnbuckles, it has TWO women in this match!! But, to be in a kind of match... Now, wait I've been in hardcore matches before. Been in hardcore title matches, understanding the importance of it all. When you have so many people in this kind of match, you usually have different styles to deal with. The ones you have to watch out for... SERIOUSLY!!! are Wade Moor, Katherine Phoenix and of course, the champion himself... Andre Holmes!!
~°_.*Amber slowly paces, while occasionally looking over her shoulder.*._°~
Amber Lynn: But, don't think for one second I have forgotten about the rest of you lot!! Let's start with you... BUTTMAN!! Rump!! Why would I dare call such a physical specimen like your self Buttman?! YOUR BREATH!! It smells like ass!! You barely fit into your ring gear. Me, being a girl, a model myself, you dude are sloppy!! Nasty!!! Clumsy!! Once we're inside that dangerous situation, all those bodies your inability to control yourself will be your downfall. That is why when the ten minute mark hits... YOU WILL BE ONE OF THOSE WHO WILL BE EXTREMELY HURT!! Because, look at you!! I might be six feet five inches tall and weigh three hundred and twenty five pounds. But, I am much prettier than anyone in this match... That includes you Katherine Phoenix!!
So, what's YOUR story Miss Kitty Kitty? With all this mass in the ring, are you going to start flopping around on the mat, purring trying to get Andre Holmes' attention?! Raggedy Andy doesn't have much to worry about when it comes to you, because you usually bounce from boy to another. You're just influenza. You don't have to be too close to anyone and EVERYONE catches it!! You're a disease and I barely know you!! But, all I know about you is watching you and watching how people react to you!! If Dag Riddik calls you an idiot it must be true!! So, if I bring into the match a flaming torch on Barbwires bat. Would the pretty flames entice you to touch them?! But, how could you touch anything when the rest of the crowd is on top of you beating the holy fuck out of you!! Sure, you can talk! You have the ability to get lucky every once in awhile!! But, like I told Assman... you're not mad out of Teflon!! Once those turnbuckles explode... ANYONE could go bye-bye!! I wanna fight on!! I want that Hardcore Championship!! I want that championship not just for me!! But, for every woman who wants to fight with weapons!!
Wade Moor, you're with Pantheon, the biggest women hating group of all time!! You treat women like sex objects!! Before you claim I'm jealous, you all need too know I have made a VERY comfortable living at modeling as much as I did at professional wrestling!! So, before you think I cannot get any man because of my size... YOU'RE JUST BEING A NARROW MINDED PIG HEADED ASSHOLE!! But, for this match, I know I can match blow for blow... no pun intended... Strike for strike. Hold for hold. That goes for everybody!!!
Jaice Wilds, out of everyone I find you intriguing. Very intriguing!! It will a damn shame to mess up that pretty face!! But, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!! I always wanted to hear you scream, but not at this situation!! Damn!! What a waste!! I promise tho, Jaice, as I hold you in my arms, digging implements in your head, making you scream, I promise, with a cherry on top that I will look into your purty eyes of yours, before I take you out!!!
Now Jay West, you REALLY REALLY freak me out!!! You call yourself an evil soul!! Who does that?! Normal people don't do that!! Oh!! You're not normal!! That means you give me no choice but to defend myself!! I'm just a giurl and your this... This freak!!! You scare me!! There will be weapons right?! Good!! I'm gonna bash in your skull and cut open your belly button and pull out your intestinal tract!! Watch you slowly bleed out. That's if you weren't the few that wasn't blown aparet by the explosion!!
Coming up to Joe Smarts... I heard he's an idiot!! He took an hour to open a carton of Minute Maid. I bet in the ring he tries to put me in a headlock but grabs the turnbuckle instead. Thank God Joe Smarts was never a referee, he could never make a pin count. But Joe could never reach past two. So, Joe's new name should be Joe NOT so Smarts. I who have to use any weapons on him, all I have to do is convince Joe to use those weapons on himself or somebody else!! Nobody could resist a pretty face!!
Now, the champion himself... Andre Motherfucker Holmes!! This dude is a badass!! Why is he?! HewHew-s the WCF Hardcore Champion!! Nobody can be JUST hardcore champion!! You need THAT extra little something!! You WANT to hurt people!! Wanna hear people scream!! Love the taste of blood!! The feel of cold steel!! I don't think anyone else does EXCEPT FOR Raggedy Andy and myself!! Why do I call Andre raggedy?! Because all the ideas I have for him!! You know what the human knee does when you smash it or it slash it!? You walk like a raggedy doll. I wonder... If I smash his head over and over and OVER AND OVER again if your speech starts to slur. Will I start to see the pink meat?! I will utilize everything... EVERYTHING I get my hands on to DESTROY EVERYONE and that includes Stalker who couldn't creep on a blind man in the dark during a fog!!
So, all you bitches get ready!! Hardcore is my lifestyle!!! That championship belongs around my waist!!
~°_.*Amber Lynn stares forward as the light begin to slowly to fade out. Babygirl sneers as she as she flips the "bird".*._°~