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Post by Miss L ilithenix on Mar 25, 2017 20:57:37 GMT -5
From the girl who brought you "paying the "talent" in cookies", tonight I bring you... ROSTER CUTS!!! I know, each and every one of you are just as excited about this as I am... but PLEASE try and contain yourselves whilst I announce the terribly unlucky few who will no doubt be living off of the American publics taxes first thing Monday morning.
So without further adue... the men and women who are about to have their overpaid contracts terminated are...
Oath Breaker Cheyenne Menaki Dark Angel Jack Timbers Justin Turner Lachlan Rhodes Sister Sin American Carnage Joey Flash Oblivion That referee who counted to three when Dagvald pinned me Adam Young
Note: Along side his termination from the company, Oblivion will be erased from the record books and deleted from the WCF archives as if there is one thing the WCF does not condone it's guys who wear masks (and also rapists and murderers)
Note #2: Although Adam Young has been terminated from his contract, we believe that he will be stupid enough to still turn up to "work" with or without payment. This is nothing more than a great way to get around the "Adam Young never deserved a penny for his performance in the ring" and yet at the same time still get him to turn up to job to whoever we choose.
And no, we do not wish anyone of you the best with your future endeavors.
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Post by AdamYoung on Mar 25, 2017 21:15:09 GMT -5
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Post by Anon Y. Mous on Mar 25, 2017 21:16:48 GMT -5
@anon_Y_Mous
You don't condone masked wrestlers anymore, hmm? What about Hector Rodriguez? Gonna erase his name from the books too? Or the portion of Corey Black's career under the mask of Creeping Death? or Teo Del Sol, perhaps?
How about face paint? Do you want to cross out Gemini Battle, or Terry Roberts?
While we're going, let's just erase history of everyone with facial hair for fuck's sake. Make the World Title just randomly vacant for half it's history.
Dumbass.
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Post by Miss L ilithenix on Mar 25, 2017 21:27:07 GMT -5
@anon_Y_Mous You don't condone masked wrestlers anymore, hmm? What about Hector Rodriguez? Gonna erase his name from the books too? Or the portion of Corey Black's career under the mask of Creeping Death? or Teo Del Sol, perhaps? How about face paint? Do you want to cross out Gemini Battle, or Terry Roberts? While we're going, let's just erase history of everyone with facial hair for fuck's sake. Make the World Title just randomly vacant for half it's history. Dumbass. Did you really just ask me if I wanted to erase Terry Roberts, Teo Del Sol, Creeping Death, Gemini Battle and Hector Rodriguez from the history books?
I'm just checking, because, well... a better question would be who WOULDN'T want to remove them, surely?!
Though I will say, I think I'll keep Gemini Battle exactly where he is for no other reason than the fact that I want his World Title reign to be a constant insult to him from beyond the grave. Maybe I will even pay someone to engrave "Here lies the worlds worst World Champion in wrestling history" into his gravestone.
Excellent ideas, Anonymous. Thank you.
Miss K. Phoenix
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Post by Anon Y. Mous on Mar 25, 2017 21:29:08 GMT -5
@anon_Y_Mous
Only the worst because you could never hold that belt.
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Post by Teo Blaze on Mar 26, 2017 8:29:46 GMT -5
@firestarter
Preeeeeeetty sure that the head of talent relations position was removed following the death of the last one.
And that Seth was the only one who handled the roster duties.
That last part was probably not a euphemism.
#Probably
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Post by John Rabid on Mar 26, 2017 8:43:21 GMT -5
@theripper You've seen her matches, Adam. This woman defiantly does NOT WORK.
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Post by Doc Henry on Mar 26, 2017 9:54:51 GMT -5
@southernrogue Like crabs on a hooker...
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Post by erikblack on Mar 26, 2017 16:26:21 GMT -5
Isn't your office a bathroom?
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Post by Miss L ilithenix on Mar 26, 2017 16:29:29 GMT -5
I'd just like to take this opportunity to remind all fans attending tonight's Pay-Per-View that we will be monitoring each of you and if I do not like you, or your signs, you will be escorted out of the building.
Thank you.
Miss K. Phoenix
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Post by Miss L ilithenix on Mar 28, 2017 12:54:13 GMT -5
This is how I feel about 99.9% of the men and women who are lucky enough to be allowed to step into Seth Lerchs ring.
Miss K. Phoenix
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Post by AdamYoung on Mar 28, 2017 14:06:21 GMT -5
This just in Katherine Phoenix actually does have a office.
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Post by Miss L ilithenix on Mar 28, 2017 14:13:05 GMT -5
This just in Katherine Phoenix actually does have a office. The disappointing thing about you, Adam, is the fact that I mistakenly thought that you of all people would have appreciated everything Seth Lerch has done and continues to do for his company.
Miss K. Phoenix
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Post by Miss L ilithenix on Mar 29, 2017 10:52:33 GMT -5
Taking a page out of the talentless Jonathan Rabids book, I am announcing that any word, any phrase, any saying, ANY ALPHABETICAL LETTER... anything which is said by any of you, whether by speech or by text... hereby belong to me. They're my catchphrases, my words, my sayings and if you don't like that, I strongly suggest that each of you start to complain via social media immediately.
Good. Day.
Miss K. Phoenix
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Post by erikblack on Mar 29, 2017 11:41:03 GMT -5
Taking a page out of the talentless Jonathan Rabids book, I am announcing that any word, any phrase, any saying, ANY ALPHABETICAL LETTER... anything which is said by any of you, whether by speech or by text... hereby belong to me. They're my catchphrases, my words, my sayings and if you don't like that, I strongly suggest that each of you start to complain via social media immediately.
Good. Day.
Miss K. Phoenix Ok..Katherine Phoenix is a whore
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Post by Dionysus on Mar 29, 2017 12:17:10 GMT -5
Taking a page out of the talentless Jonathan Rabids book, I am announcing that any word, any phrase, any saying, ANY ALPHABETICAL LETTER... anything which is said by any of you, whether by speech or by text... hereby belong to me. They're my catchphrases, my words, my sayings and if you don't like that, I strongly suggest that each of you start to complain via social media immediately.
Good. Day.
Miss K. Phoenix @dangladiator In that case...I bestow all my administrative power to Dion Necurat. #Loopholes #KatCantWork
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Post by Miss L ilithenix on Mar 29, 2017 13:29:54 GMT -5
Dion takes administrative power...
This happens less than a day later.
Note the arena on fire and empty parking lot.
Miss K. Phoenix
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Post by Dionysus on Mar 29, 2017 15:24:16 GMT -5
Dion takes administrative power...
This happens less than a day later.
Note the arena on fire and empty parking lot.
Miss K. Phoenix @dangladiator The WCF Administration is placing full responsibility of the arson on Madam Katherine Phoenix, who has been arrested and charged.
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Post by Raymond Roars on Mar 29, 2017 15:34:40 GMT -5
@heremeroar
ENOUGH!
The delightful (and sexy) Divine Miss K, has hired me...Raymond Roars, of the Hawaiian Lion Protection Agency to, you know, protect and stuff. SO SHUT UP! THIS IS REAL LIFE!
Hear me ROAR!
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Post by Miss L ilithenix on Mar 29, 2017 15:49:25 GMT -5
I... ummmmm... don't remember doing that... but you're actually pretty cute...
Miss K. Phoenix
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