Post by Joe Smarts on Jan 29, 2017 2:25:00 GMT -5
Narrator: We find Joe and his crew...
Narrator: Hang on. What am I saying? There is no RP.
Joe: Whatters?
Narrator: Yes, Joe. The writer went camping. There is no RP.
Joe: Pfft. As if.
Narrator: I speak the truth. No RP. Zilt. Nada.
Joe: Then why is I playing Cluedo with me friends?
Joe is instantly teleported to inside a big black cube.
Narrator: There. No RP. No nothing. I'll just hang up a cat poster for your entertainment. And I'll paint the letters T-H-E-R-E-space-I-S-space-N-O-space-R-P.
Suddenly, a cat poster and the beautifully painted letters appeared.
Joe then looked at the O. The paint had started to flake.
Joe: Hmm...
Joe walked to the O and started chipping off the paint.
Narrator: What are you doing Joe? There is meant to be no RP! It's meant to be a waste of everyone's time.
Joe: Nope. I are winning this match against Captain Panties On at Rise Up.
Narrator: Are you going to hit Captain with a title like last time because you don't know how to be a face?
Joe: Shut up.
Joe then had successfully chipped off all the paint, and found a note that said 'There is an RP'
Joe: I known it!
Narrator: What?
Joe: There are an RP!
Narrator: No! There is not! The writer went camping!
Joe: Ha! Well, too badly! There are an RP, Mr Narrator!
Narrator: Well, how are you going to escape, Joe?
Joe looks at the cat poster that was hung up. He looks behind it to find a portal.
Joe: Ha!
Joe goes through the portal. He ends up in the WCF Ping Pong Tournament, where he was last week.
Narrator: Joe, get out of there now.
Joe: Never!
Lilian Garcia: The winner of the WCF Ping Pong Tournament, Joe Smarts!
Narrator: What have you done?
Joe: I've wins and got this awesome trophy!
Narrator: No! They're coming!
Joe: Who?
Narrators: The Haters!!!
Then haters come from the crowd as Joe races back to the portal that goes to big black empty cube.
Narrator: I can't believe you did this.
Joe: ??
Narrator: All that I wanted was to say that the writer went camping and that there will be no RP.
Joe: ...
Narrator: AND YOU RUINED IT ALL!! Haters have come and it is all ruined. However, the haters jab a goat allergy...
Joe: Looks! A keyhole!
Narrator: Oh yes! Where's the key?
Suddenly, a random skunk struts past with the key.
Narrator: Curse you, haters. It had to be a skunk.
Joe: C'mon Skunky, give we the key!
The skunk then then sprays.
Narrator: Ew, that smell could kill. Luckily I'm invincible. How about you, Joe?
Joe: I'm used my emergency peg!
Joe then yells to the skunk some extremely harmful words and something about its mother. The skunk cries, drops the keys and runs off.
Narrator: Nice! I didn't even know some of those words...
Joe: Meh.
Joe then opens the lock.
Joe: It are a goat!
Narrator: Behind another cage?
Joe: Yeah... Luckily, I has emergency paper clipper!
Joe then picked the lock somehow... And got the goat.
Joe: Take that, haders!
Narrator: Wait, it's a fake goat! THE GOAT WAS A LIE!!!
The haters came. They ruined everything. Everything.
...
Narrator: Hey. I'm sorry. I was a bit harsh, and I might've ruined your match against Captain Pantheon... But I'm left with nothing. I'd like to know... Do you forgive me?
Joe: Yeah, sure.
Narrator: Okay... But I'd like to let you know...
THERE IS NO RP!!!
(This was a non-RP inspired by Kamizoto's 'There Is No Game'
Narrator: Hang on. What am I saying? There is no RP.
Joe: Whatters?
Narrator: Yes, Joe. The writer went camping. There is no RP.
Joe: Pfft. As if.
Narrator: I speak the truth. No RP. Zilt. Nada.
Joe: Then why is I playing Cluedo with me friends?
Joe is instantly teleported to inside a big black cube.
Narrator: There. No RP. No nothing. I'll just hang up a cat poster for your entertainment. And I'll paint the letters T-H-E-R-E-space-I-S-space-N-O-space-R-P.
Suddenly, a cat poster and the beautifully painted letters appeared.
Joe then looked at the O. The paint had started to flake.
Joe: Hmm...
Joe walked to the O and started chipping off the paint.
Narrator: What are you doing Joe? There is meant to be no RP! It's meant to be a waste of everyone's time.
Joe: Nope. I are winning this match against Captain Panties On at Rise Up.
Narrator: Are you going to hit Captain with a title like last time because you don't know how to be a face?
Joe: Shut up.
Joe then had successfully chipped off all the paint, and found a note that said 'There is an RP'
Joe: I known it!
Narrator: What?
Joe: There are an RP!
Narrator: No! There is not! The writer went camping!
Joe: Ha! Well, too badly! There are an RP, Mr Narrator!
Narrator: Well, how are you going to escape, Joe?
Joe looks at the cat poster that was hung up. He looks behind it to find a portal.
Joe: Ha!
Joe goes through the portal. He ends up in the WCF Ping Pong Tournament, where he was last week.
Narrator: Joe, get out of there now.
Joe: Never!
Lilian Garcia: The winner of the WCF Ping Pong Tournament, Joe Smarts!
Narrator: What have you done?
Joe: I've wins and got this awesome trophy!
Narrator: No! They're coming!
Joe: Who?
Narrators: The Haters!!!
Then haters come from the crowd as Joe races back to the portal that goes to big black empty cube.
Narrator: I can't believe you did this.
Joe: ??
Narrator: All that I wanted was to say that the writer went camping and that there will be no RP.
Joe: ...
Narrator: AND YOU RUINED IT ALL!! Haters have come and it is all ruined. However, the haters jab a goat allergy...
Joe: Looks! A keyhole!
Narrator: Oh yes! Where's the key?
Suddenly, a random skunk struts past with the key.
Narrator: Curse you, haters. It had to be a skunk.
Joe: C'mon Skunky, give we the key!
The skunk then then sprays.
Narrator: Ew, that smell could kill. Luckily I'm invincible. How about you, Joe?
Joe: I'm used my emergency peg!
Joe then yells to the skunk some extremely harmful words and something about its mother. The skunk cries, drops the keys and runs off.
Narrator: Nice! I didn't even know some of those words...
Joe: Meh.
Joe then opens the lock.
Joe: It are a goat!
Narrator: Behind another cage?
Joe: Yeah... Luckily, I has emergency paper clipper!
Joe then picked the lock somehow... And got the goat.
Joe: Take that, haders!
Narrator: Wait, it's a fake goat! THE GOAT WAS A LIE!!!
The haters came. They ruined everything. Everything.
...
Narrator: Hey. I'm sorry. I was a bit harsh, and I might've ruined your match against Captain Pantheon... But I'm left with nothing. I'd like to know... Do you forgive me?
Joe: Yeah, sure.
Narrator: Okay... But I'd like to let you know...
THERE IS NO RP!!!
(This was a non-RP inspired by Kamizoto's 'There Is No Game'