Zach Davis: Hot damn! It looks like Seth took enough of a break from Pokemon Go to get this show on the air!
Freddy Whoa: Each of these competitors looks to prove themself to be a high CP Dragonite, Zach - really, too good to be in this thing at all and an obvious winner.
Zach Davis: Corey Black and Mikey eXtreme currently lead the pack with 4 points a piece. Triple A and Odin Balfore each have 2 points, while Adam Young and Psychopomp don't have any points quite yet.
Freddy Whoa: Remember, a draw will result in 1 point for each competitor, and we've got tonight and then two more nights - one draw could completely alter who heads to Slam to win this tournament!
Zach Davis: We've got a match where the fans bring the weapons, we've got a combat mainstay with a barbed wire tangled web, and we've got an inferno match between the only two former WCF Champions in the competition. What a main event.
Freddy Whoa: It is One worthy, Zach, and we've got it here tonight! I can't wait!
MATCH ONE FANS BRING THE WEAPONS MATCH TRIPLE A VS PSYCHOPOMP
Silence as the arena goes black...Smoke billows from the back.."Bury Me In Smoke" by DOWN starts...when the drums kick in, fiery pyro pops on either side of the entrance..Out walks @@@...He slowly, methodically walks to the ring.
The lights goes out and Bleed Well of H.I.M starts playing from the speakers. Beams of lights of different color starts going off to the rhythm of the guitar and Psychopomp jumps in the middle of the entrance. The lights turns back on back and he walks towards the ring.
Zach Davis: Here we go!
Both Triple A and Psychopomp roll out of the ring to start things and both men pull things from the audience. Psychopomp pulls out a stop sign while Triple A pulls out an oversized sledgehammer.
Freddy Whoa: Do we need to do Revenge for the N64 references every time we have one of these matches? Where is Dake Ken when you need him?
Both men roll into the ring and see the other has weapons. They run at each other and Psychopomp jabs Triple A in the stomach at the exact same moment as Triple A hits Pomp with the sledgehammer. Both men go down.
Zach Davis: Maybe one of these years we'll upgrade and at least get some No Mercy references instead or something.
Both men fight their way up and begin brawling in the middle. Neither gains an inch until Triple A blocks a strike from Psychopomp and fires back with a few of his own. Not wanting to lose his ground Psychopomp goes for a Clothesline but Triple A ducks it and hits a German Suplex.
Freddy Whoa: He keeps it hooked!
He brings Pomp up and hits ANOTHER German. Brings him up again... ANOTHER GERMAN! Into the pin!
No!, Pomp escapes it!
Zach Davis: Shades of Hardcore Holly, or Stevie Richards, or whoever you're pretending replaced Chris Benoit in history! Memes and stuff!
Triple A rolls back out and this time he pulls from the crowd he pulls a bag. From the bag he starts pulling out red and white balls and throwing them at Psychopomp.
Freddy Whoa: He's hitting him repeatedly with Pokeballs!
Zach Davis: I feel like Seth must have planted those.
Mildly annoyed but not seriously hurt Psychopomp leaves the ring himself and begins brawling once again with Triple A. He smashes Triple A's face into the guardrail and then pulls a beer bottle from it and smashes it over Triple A's face!
Freddy Whoa: OOF! First real hardcore thing we've seen - Triple A is busted open!
Zach Davis: And maybe concussed?
Psychopomp rolls Triple A into the ring and pins him.
No!, @@@ gets the shoulder up.
Freddy Whoa: Pomp immediately goes back outside.
From the crowd Psychopomp pulls out a fan's cell phone. Instead of hitting Triple A with the phone he pushes a few buttons.
Zach Davis: What is he doing?
After several touches of the screen Pomp gives the phone back to the fan. By now Triple A is back on the attack and he runs at Pomp. Pomp simply runs away.
Freddy Whoa: Are we watching a Warner Brothers cartoon? Where are Yacko, Wacko and Dot?
Pomp rolls back into the ring, and Triple A follows suit. As he does two drones come in buzzing overhead.
Zach Davis: What the....
The drones lower and drop boxes in front of both Triple A and Psychopomp. Both men unpack the long rectangular boxes and pull out...
Freddy Whoa: THEY'VE GOT LIGHTSABERS!
Zach Davis: PSYCHOPOMP ORDERED LIGHTSABERS FROM AMAZON PRIME AND AMAZON'S DRONE SERVICE!
Freddy Whoa: Why did he order one for Triple A too?
Triple A's lightsaber glows red as Psychopomp's glows blue. They are, of course, not real - just glowing light tubes. That said, both men act as they are real as they slash and parry - until Triple A gets the advantage and smashes his red lightsaber over the face of Psychopomp!
Zach Davis: Looks like Psychopomp's plan backfired!
Freddy Whoa: OR DID IT!?
There is another drone!, and it drops a box directly on top of Triple A. Psychopomp scurries over to him - bleeding from the broken lightsaber strike - and pulls a replica WCF Hardcore Title from it.
Zach Davis: Straight from the WCFshop website!
Once Triple A is up Pomp runs at him and clocks him with the replica belt. He drops down and pins him.
Freddy Whoa: PSYCHOPOMP GETS HIS FIRST WIN OF THE TOURNAMENT!
Psychopomp rolls out of the ring, pulling the fake Hardcore Title with him as well as his lightsaber. He does a circle around the ring as if he won the Olympics, raising both high in the air as Triple A pounds the mat in anger.
Zach Davis: On the WCF weird scale, that rates... a medium.
MATCH TWO TANGLED WEB MATCH ADAM YOUNG VS MIKEY EXTREME
Zach Davis: This is a match type never before seen in WCF. I'd say we should explain the rules, but uh, you can see them.
From each turnbuckle are large poles. Chains come down from those poles, supporting four aluminum cage structures that are, of course, wrapped in barbed wire!
Freddy Whoa: I don't know who invented this, but I wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley. Maybe a BDSM club if I was into that sort of thing. Which I'm not. Whoa.
The house lights lower down to one single white light hitting the entrance.
Child's Voice: He's back!
"You can't judge a book by the cover" by Hank Williams Jr. starts playing and the single white light begins to flicker threw the smoke filling up the entrance. The jumbotron lights up with a waving American flag and the words "Revenge" written over it. Out steps Adam Young in his red, white, and blue camo pants, black combat boots, black "Common Folk" tee shirt, and black zipper hoodie over his head. The song kicks in and Adam pulls the hood off his head and begins walking towards the ring with his famous icy stare towards the ring.
Crowd: One Sick Bastard!
Adam arrives at the ring and circles it before climbing up on the ring apron where he wipes his feet before climbing into the ring. Adam walks to the center of the ring and throws his arms wide open before taking the hooded jacket off and handing it to Myra.
The lights begin to slowly go off, section by section, until the arena is completely black. "Get Born Again" by Alice in Chains blares over the PA system as the lights on the stage begin to slowly flash on and off. Mikey eXtreme steps out onto the stage with his arms held out and his head titled back as he looks to the ceiling. Vidalia and Freakshow flank him as they make their way ringside.
Kyle Steel: Making his way down to the ring being accompanied by Vidalia and Freakshow, hailing from Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at 225 lbs, Mikey eXtreme!
Mikey ignores the fans trying to reach out to touch him. He throws the kendo stick into the ring and rolls under the bottom rope, crawling to the corner where he sits laughing and rocking back and forth. Freakshow circles the ring, staring at Mikey's opponent(s) as Vidalia whispers some kind of plan into Mikey's ear.
Zach Davis: This won't be pretty. Here we go.
Mikey and Adam meet in the middle of the ring and share several strikes, lefts and rigthts, all sloppy and imprecise but effective nonetheless. Both men are rocked and go for several leg strikes now - Mikey catches one and Adam Young goes for an Enziguri but Mikey ducks it and then puts him into a Single Leg Crab.
Freddy Whoa: What if this match ended right here, just like that?
Zach Davis: Well, the fans would riot and murder us.
Young escapes it by rolling over and kicking Mikey away. Mikey runs towards Young but Young pulls the bottom rope down causing Mikey to run right into the aforementioned TANGLED WEB!
Freddy Whoa: He's caught!
Mikey eXtreme's whole body is caught in the web! He fights and claws to escape and eventually rolls back in the ring.
Zach Davis: Mikey wore a shirt into this match but its all torn up and blood is bleeding threw. This barbed wire is for real.
Adam Young pulls Mikey eXtreme in Mikey starts jabbing him. Young lifts him up for a Suplex but Mikey lands behind him and spins him around, kicking him in the gut and DDTing him. Mikey then angrily lifts Young up and throws him into the ropes before running at him and Clotheslining him over the top.
Freddy Whoa: YOUNG INTO THE BARBED WIRE NOW!
Adam Young, just like Mikey, was smart enough to wear a shirt but it isn't enough! The barbed wire tears into Adam's clothing and rips it over and tears at his flesh. Young rolls into the ring. Mikey lifts him up but Adam Young low blows him and then Dropkicks him. Mikey stumbles back and Young runs at him - Mikey snaps off a Superkick!
Zach Davis: Watch out, Henry Spearman! X MARKS THE SPOT!
Adam Young flies back and over the top and once again onto one of the tangled barbed wire webs. Mikey runs and executes a Suicide Dive!, flying through the ropes and crashing into Adam!, sending both of their bodies THROUGH the web! They crash to the cold, hard cement.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Mikey eXtreme lifts Adam Young up, barbed wire tearing through both of their bodies but particularly Adam Young's. He rolls him in and pins him.
NO!, ADAM YOUNG GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Zach Davis: ADAM YOUNG KICKS OUT!
Mikey eXtreme angrily lifts Young up and once again throws him out of the ring - this time onto one of the webs that isn't broken down. Mikey then climbs to the top.
Freddy Whoa: What is he doing ... no...
MIKEY FLIES OFF WITH THE EXIT STRATEGY! MOONSAULT INTO SENTON!
Zach Davis: Adam Young finds the strength to roll away!
Mikey eXtreme now crashes into the tangled web!, barbed wire wrapping around his body.
Freddy Whoa: Unbelievable! He and Young are intertwined!
Both men lay motionless for a long while until they slowly start working their way up. Once again caught in the tangled web of metal and barbed wire they trade blows. After a particularly impactful punch sends Young reeling, Mikey pulls out some barbed wire and wraps his fist in it and punches Young. Young angrily grabs barbed wire and begins choking Mikey with it.
Zach Davis: Adam Young is literally murdering Mikey eXtreme in the midst of him dying from blood less.
Young hammers Mikey repeatedly white Mikey desparately grabs a strand of barbed wire and digs it into Adam Young's midsection. We see a deep cut, much deeper than is normal in wrestling. Adam Young just keeps punching. Blood keeps gushing from both men.
Freddy Whoa: If this tournament was a bloodletting contest... you have your winners!
After several moments both men slow down.
Zach Davis: This... This has to be it.
Both men pass out.
Freddy Whoa: Come on, ref, this is over.
The ref looks at Kyle. Kyle shrugs. Neither Adam nor Mikey are moving.
Zach Davis: There is the bell - this one is a draw!
The fans boo.
Freddy Whoa: I get that this is a big tournament, but, uh, both men have suffered heavy blood loss and are unconscious. What else are we supposed to do?
Medics attend to both Mikey and Adam as we go to commercial.
MATCH THREE INFERNO MATCH ODIN BALFORE VS COREY BLACK
“ With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus.
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!
The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes..
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist...
Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part.
Crowd: The battle is.. already won!
Odin stares towards the entryway.
"The Way of Vikings" hits the PA as the lights drop and purple lights illuminate the arena. A few moments later Corey Black emerges from the backstage area wearing a black leather vest to match his all black wrestling attire and with Nikki Venus by his side. The crowd cheers along with great appreciation as Corey and Nikki make their way to the ring. Black slides in while Nikki takes her place in his corner on the floor. Corey drops his vest to her and simply waits in the corner.
Zach Davis: This is a ONE rematch! These men fought at One 2012, where Corey Black was able to defeat Odin Balfore for the WCF World Championship.
Freddy Whoa: But what about tonight?
The two men pace for only a second before the ring ropes burst into flame. Both are taken aback. They knew it was coming but it seems neither expected the sheer heat that comes from ropes continuously ablaze.
Zach Davis: This match won't be long. And it won't be pretty.
The fire seems to light the competitor's spirit as they know just what is at stake. They tie up in the middle of the ring. Corey switches behind Odin and Dropkicks him, sending him forward - but Odin stops himself before hitting the fire. He turns back to Corey, who runs at him - but Odin gets the boot up.
Freddy Whoa: It should be noted that in this match whoever gets set on fire first is the loser. No pin required, because who would pin a burning man?
Corey stumbles away from Odin's boot and Odin grapples him from behind. As he executes an Atomic Drop the flames burst up. Corey gets back to his feet and Odin headbutts him - only for Corey to summon something inside himself and fire back with a series of elbows!
Zach Davis: Most dangerous elbows in the business!
Odin Balfore is rocked backwards until he ... grabs Corey's elbow.
Freddy Whoa: Uh. We've never seen this. Odin Balfore just ... he just grabbed him mid strike.
Odin shakes his head "no" and uses Corey's arm to flip him over, showing his strength. As Corey gets up Odin runs at him and goes for another Big Boot.
Zach Davis: INTO THE FLAMES!
NO!, Corey ducks away and avoids being set on fire. As Odin turns Corey hits a Dropkick.
Freddy Whoa: INTO THE FLAMES!
And Odin is able to steady himself before leaning into the firey ropes - albeit very, very close. Corey runs at him and goes for a Hurricanrana but Odin drops down and hits a Powerbomb!
Zach Davis: Both men laying on the mat here.. laying it all out.
Freddy Whoa: We can call this a One rematch, but it isn't. This match isn't like One. It is an Inferno match - it is life and death.
Odin is the first to his feet and he lifts Corey Black up. He hits him with a few clubbing blows before hitting a Snapmare and hitting a kick to his spine. Corey yells out in pain only for Odin to drive a knee into his spine and then put him into a Chinlock.
Zach Davis: Corey isn't going anywhere. Not if Odin slows him down.
The crowd begins to chant.
Crowd: LET'S GO O-DIN!
Crowd: COR-EY BLACK!
Crowd: LET'S GO O-DIN!
Crowd: COR-EY BLACK!
The enthusiasm works Corey to his feet - he's able to jab away from Odin and escape the hold. In a desperation attempt, Corey throws Odin towards the ropes but Odin stops himself. Corey runs at him and anticipates a Big Boot. Odin does indeed go for one, and Corey knows it was coming and rolls away from it. Behind Odin now Corey hits a stiff elbow to the head before kicking Odin in the back of the knee, bringing the big man down to size, and hitting another stiff kick right to his head.
Freddy Whoa: Corey Black has Odin Balfore knocked out!
Corey lifts Odin up to throw him into the flame but Odin is dead weight. Corey keeps lifting the big man because he has no other choice but Odin comes back alive. Odin hits a few strikes to Corey and Corey is sent backpeddling. Corey runs at Odin and Odin grabs him by the throat.
Zach Davis: RAGNAROK!
As Odin lifts Corey for the Chokeslam part of the move, Corey executes a Hurricanrana out of nowhere. It sends Odin stumbling face first into the flames.
Freddy Whoa: NO! NO!, he's not on fire!
Odin turns and Corey runs at him. Odin kicks Corey in the gut and pulls him in, lifts him.
Zach Davis: MARK OF ODIN!
Odin overshoots it and Corey is Powerbombed totally out of the ring! He hits the cold, hard steel steps and he's left with his brains scrambled. Odin turns towards the ref and orders him to raise his hand in victory.
Freddy Whoa: I guess Odin Balfore wins this. The ropes are on fire and he has Powerbombed Corey out! What else is there to do?
Zach Davis: Those aren't the rules, Freddy, this isn't how it works!
The ref refuses and Odin gets in his face. Corey has somehow stumbled up and grabs Odin's feet. Corey pulls Odin down from outside the ring and begins pulling him to the outside.. slowly pulling his body threw the inferno.
Freddy Whoa: Odin Balfore isn't catching fire!
Once Corey gets to Odin's head Corey starts hitting several stiff shots, just flurry of elbow after elbow to the head. Odin is stuck at the flames and his body is taking the blunt of the heat. The ref observes for a few moments but the second part of Odin's pants catch on fire he calls for the bell.
Zach Davis: Corey Black has won it.
Of course a flurry of staff arrives on scene to put the fire out. Corey Black is just barely not on fire himself and he collapses.
Freddy Whoa: Corey Black becomes the only undefeated man in this tournament, as Mikey eXtreme took a draw earlier tonight.
Zach Davis: All because this WCF legend resorted to elbowing a man to death while he was catching in fire. Jesus.
The production staff is apparently stunned. There isn't time for anything else, just closeups of Odin's various burns and Corey Black's beaten, battered body.
Jayson Price: Pretty sure Black set it that nobody new can join. Or at least they can attempt to, but they can't do anything unless it's approved. Which essentially cuts off any guests.
May 23, 2019 19:21:19 GMT -5
The Risen: Shit, I had no idea WCF shut down. I was only here for a few months, but it was a fun few months. Hope y'all are doing well.
Jun 11, 2019 1:55:16 GMT -5