Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Jul 2, 2016 2:22:28 GMT -5
Temple of the Dog.
“Is Adam Young a squirrel? Is he a Dog? To best answer this, one must know similarities between one, Adam Young, and the two animals in question.”
“No disrespect intended to any actual squirrel or dog. Being compared to Adam Young is the absolute worst punishment conceivable in the history of mankind. Pharoah, Stalin, Hitler, Capone, these are all names less offensive to be compared to. So to the squirrels and dogs out there, I apologise.”
“Let’s start with what Young has in common with dogs. They are both over-eagerly chasing balls. They both chase pussy they cannot catch. Although in Adam Young’s case, he’s not trying to get the pussy, he’s too busy playing for the other team.”
“As for the squirrels? Adam and squirrels both like to stuff their mouths full of nuts. It’s an acorns versus testicles thing here, don’t need to look too deep into it since it’s so easily spelled out for you.”
“Add in Adam’s use of Temple of the Dog, and the testicle sniffing, ball chasing, K-9 variety wins by landslide. Sorry dogs. You just inherited Adam Young into the species.”
“On to Adam Young’s name. Other famous people named Adam includes Adam Lanza, the perpetrator of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, Adam Nicholas Killian is an American gay pornographic film actor. Young refers to an immature person without wisdom. Looks like Adam Young has an interesting legacy to live up to in his name.”
‘Funny how Adam Young, the DOG, faces Freezer Burn, the GOD. GOD in it’s own definition is everything worthwhile and perfect. DOG is backwards of GOD making Adam Young, by default, the most flawed and imperfect thing in all existence. His theme music even aspires to it. After all, he worships at ‘Temple of the DOG’.”
“Let’s not forget Psycho Dragon. The simple definition of Psycho is someone mentally ill. Really? Do I have to go farther with that? And let’s look at Dragon. Dragon is the biblical term for Lucifer or Satan, an angel kicked out of heaven by GOD and transformed into a demon as punishment, and was further defeated by an Angel and when the dragon landed on earth, it did leave a great and massive scar in the firmament.”
“So Psycho Dragon is a mentally deficient demon who got his ass handed to him by an angel., was decreed by GOD that all mankind shall have authority over him, and was further sentenced by god to an eternity in hell.”
“I am a mangod. Both man and god, with the additional title of ANGEL. In all three ways, I win. Add in Night Rider, now you have two Angels giving the divinity stamp to your flattened skull. All Hail A.O.D.”
“Now, let’s put Adam Young and Psycho Dragon together. Two people sharing one brain cell and completely incapable of forming complex thoughts or plans. The exact opposite of divinity and godhood, and that all mankind has dominance over.”
“Then there’s Myra. Hey girl. When your done chasing a guy that’s playing on the wrong team, come on over and visit a GOD. When I’m done putting my religion into you .. again .. and again .. and again .. no mortal will ever satisfy you ever again. So cum on into my bedroom and visit me at my church.”
“I am GOD. All hail me!”
“Is Adam Young a squirrel? Is he a Dog? To best answer this, one must know similarities between one, Adam Young, and the two animals in question.”
“No disrespect intended to any actual squirrel or dog. Being compared to Adam Young is the absolute worst punishment conceivable in the history of mankind. Pharoah, Stalin, Hitler, Capone, these are all names less offensive to be compared to. So to the squirrels and dogs out there, I apologise.”
“Let’s start with what Young has in common with dogs. They are both over-eagerly chasing balls. They both chase pussy they cannot catch. Although in Adam Young’s case, he’s not trying to get the pussy, he’s too busy playing for the other team.”
“As for the squirrels? Adam and squirrels both like to stuff their mouths full of nuts. It’s an acorns versus testicles thing here, don’t need to look too deep into it since it’s so easily spelled out for you.”
“Add in Adam’s use of Temple of the Dog, and the testicle sniffing, ball chasing, K-9 variety wins by landslide. Sorry dogs. You just inherited Adam Young into the species.”
“On to Adam Young’s name. Other famous people named Adam includes Adam Lanza, the perpetrator of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, Adam Nicholas Killian is an American gay pornographic film actor. Young refers to an immature person without wisdom. Looks like Adam Young has an interesting legacy to live up to in his name.”
‘Funny how Adam Young, the DOG, faces Freezer Burn, the GOD. GOD in it’s own definition is everything worthwhile and perfect. DOG is backwards of GOD making Adam Young, by default, the most flawed and imperfect thing in all existence. His theme music even aspires to it. After all, he worships at ‘Temple of the DOG’.”
“Let’s not forget Psycho Dragon. The simple definition of Psycho is someone mentally ill. Really? Do I have to go farther with that? And let’s look at Dragon. Dragon is the biblical term for Lucifer or Satan, an angel kicked out of heaven by GOD and transformed into a demon as punishment, and was further defeated by an Angel and when the dragon landed on earth, it did leave a great and massive scar in the firmament.”
“So Psycho Dragon is a mentally deficient demon who got his ass handed to him by an angel., was decreed by GOD that all mankind shall have authority over him, and was further sentenced by god to an eternity in hell.”
“I am a mangod. Both man and god, with the additional title of ANGEL. In all three ways, I win. Add in Night Rider, now you have two Angels giving the divinity stamp to your flattened skull. All Hail A.O.D.”
“Now, let’s put Adam Young and Psycho Dragon together. Two people sharing one brain cell and completely incapable of forming complex thoughts or plans. The exact opposite of divinity and godhood, and that all mankind has dominance over.”
“Then there’s Myra. Hey girl. When your done chasing a guy that’s playing on the wrong team, come on over and visit a GOD. When I’m done putting my religion into you .. again .. and again .. and again .. no mortal will ever satisfy you ever again. So cum on into my bedroom and visit me at my church.”
“I am GOD. All hail me!”