Post by Mikey eXtreme on Jul 1, 2016 22:27:56 GMT -5
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How hardcore is Nathan Chambers?
Various still shots of Nathan fill the screen. Every shot is of Nathan laid out and in pain.
They then change to dominant shots of a bloodied Mikey holding various weapons.
He's no Mikey eXtreme.
A clip of Mikey eXtreme vs Psychopomp plays.
A clip of Mikey eXtreme vs Bernard Core plays.
It ends with a still shot of a smiling bloodied Mikey eXtreme.
Mikey eXtreme, a Man that lives hardcore
Mikey sat with his head held high. He was one of the WCFs best talents and he had his eyes set on his 4th title reign in the WCF in the last year or so. Mikey had won the United States championship three times and had fell short during last years Ultimate Showdown.
This year would be different.
Mikey had his eyes set on that match, he had his eyes set on capturing that horrorkore strap and cashing it in at the biggest event the summer had ever seen.
The only obstacle in his path was that of Nathan Chambers. A man who got off pretending to be perfect. A man that would make Curt Henning sick to his stomach.
Nathan Chambers, the perfect fool.
mikey extreme: This fool thinks he is above me. He thinks that because he rose to the finals of the WCF Classic that he is somehow one of the top talents in the WCF.
He thinks that because he holds a title he has never competed for, that he is somehow a champion.
I was never beat for my United States championship. Somebody else lost that belt. Somebody else lost MY championship.
But, that's okay. I'm over it. I've moved on. I found other fish in the sea. I've found my championship. I found the hardcore championship, and what better belt for the King of eXtreme to hold? What better championship for me to represent than the WCF American Hardcore Championship?
I can't think of anything better.
I can't think of anyone better to destroy in that ring than Nathan Chambers. I'll beat him at his own game. At his own one sided little bitch rules that give him the biggest advantage you could honk of.
But do I care?
Do I care that Nathan has given himself what he thinks is a win win scenario?
Mikey laughs. Nathan Chambers is barely a blip on Mikey's radar. More of a mosquito, an annoying little mosquito. But there's no chance of catching the Zika virus or west Nile or whatever the fuck other diseases these little bastards carry.
mikey extreme: The day I'm afraid to step in the ring with some punk like Nathan Chambers is the day that I hang up these boots. The day that I'm afraid to do battle with some punk in the WCF is the day that Mikey eXtreme ceases to be and that I step away.. far away from a wrestling ring.
But,
That day is not now. That day is far away. This is a day for champions to be crowned, a day for eXtreme to take over another division inside the dub.
That's the beauty of this. I get to shine like I was Brent Alpine, but with added talent, and I get my way into Ultimate Showdown. I get to carry that WCF gold and I ghetto bring added pain to everyone that challenges me for that belt.
I get an open invitation to butchering each and every one of these fools that step into my ring. Each and every moron that thinks they'll be up to the test.
It'll be like ZMac with the Internet championship. Or Teo del Blazio, mayor of the People's championship.
I'll be the Hardcore King of America. The greatest living American will only add to his accolades by defeating Nathaniel Chambers.
Mark my words, I'll do it with such ease that this won't even count as a competition. This match will be so easy that I should enter the tag titles match myself and win the belts for Dat Hawt American Darkness.
Nathan Chambers has a world of pain coming and he doesn't even know it.
The scene fades.
Hardcore?
The term Mikey preferred was extreme. The term that he chose to be called from day one.
Why?
There's just something more to it than hardcore. Mikey will go to all lengths in order to win. That doesn't just mean he'll bring out weapons and tear you apart that way, he'll put his body through hell if it means picking up that win.
Something that Nathan Chambers doesn't understand.
mikey extreme: Nathan Chambers is the kind of guy who runs away from adversary. He's the kind of guy when things aren't going his way, he gets out of dodge. He runs away.
Look what happened last time I stepped into the ring with Nathan Chambers. He RAN. He couldn’t get his way, and he had to run away. And, if he thought that was a bad day, just wait til I get my hands on him this week. I want that title and I want it badly.
No.
I need that title. That title is my destiny. That title represents everything that I have ever worked for in this company and everything I stand for.
Nathan Chambers does not deserve that title. He doesn’t deserve to represent the hardcore division. He’s a mockery of everything this division stands for. He’s a joke. Well, that’s about to change.
There is no way on earth that I will allow this clown to make a mockery out of the Hardcore division. There is no way that I will allow a waste of a human being to ruin something that I carry close to my heart. There is no way that I will allow him to ruin a championship that Z-Mac brought to places no one would ever think about seeing it.
Now, now it’s my turn to bring it even higher than the almighty Z.
Nathan Chambers.. Say goodbye while you have the chance. Because, come Slam.. that belt is coming home to where it belongs.
The scene fades.
How hardcore is Nathan Chambers?
Various still shots of Nathan fill the screen. Every shot is of Nathan laid out and in pain.
They then change to dominant shots of a bloodied Mikey holding various weapons.
He's no Mikey eXtreme.
A clip of Mikey eXtreme vs Psychopomp plays.
A clip of Mikey eXtreme vs Bernard Core plays.
It ends with a still shot of a smiling bloodied Mikey eXtreme.
Mikey eXtreme, a Man that lives hardcore
Horror
Mikey sat with his head held high. He was one of the WCFs best talents and he had his eyes set on his 4th title reign in the WCF in the last year or so. Mikey had won the United States championship three times and had fell short during last years Ultimate Showdown.
This year would be different.
Mikey had his eyes set on that match, he had his eyes set on capturing that horrorkore strap and cashing it in at the biggest event the summer had ever seen.
The only obstacle in his path was that of Nathan Chambers. A man who got off pretending to be perfect. A man that would make Curt Henning sick to his stomach.
Nathan Chambers, the perfect fool.
mikey extreme: This fool thinks he is above me. He thinks that because he rose to the finals of the WCF Classic that he is somehow one of the top talents in the WCF.
He thinks that because he holds a title he has never competed for, that he is somehow a champion.
I was never beat for my United States championship. Somebody else lost that belt. Somebody else lost MY championship.
But, that's okay. I'm over it. I've moved on. I found other fish in the sea. I've found my championship. I found the hardcore championship, and what better belt for the King of eXtreme to hold? What better championship for me to represent than the WCF American Hardcore Championship?
I can't think of anything better.
I can't think of anyone better to destroy in that ring than Nathan Chambers. I'll beat him at his own game. At his own one sided little bitch rules that give him the biggest advantage you could honk of.
But do I care?
Do I care that Nathan has given himself what he thinks is a win win scenario?
Mikey laughs. Nathan Chambers is barely a blip on Mikey's radar. More of a mosquito, an annoying little mosquito. But there's no chance of catching the Zika virus or west Nile or whatever the fuck other diseases these little bastards carry.
mikey extreme: The day I'm afraid to step in the ring with some punk like Nathan Chambers is the day that I hang up these boots. The day that I'm afraid to do battle with some punk in the WCF is the day that Mikey eXtreme ceases to be and that I step away.. far away from a wrestling ring.
But,
That day is not now. That day is far away. This is a day for champions to be crowned, a day for eXtreme to take over another division inside the dub.
That's the beauty of this. I get to shine like I was Brent Alpine, but with added talent, and I get my way into Ultimate Showdown. I get to carry that WCF gold and I ghetto bring added pain to everyone that challenges me for that belt.
I get an open invitation to butchering each and every one of these fools that step into my ring. Each and every moron that thinks they'll be up to the test.
It'll be like ZMac with the Internet championship. Or Teo del Blazio, mayor of the People's championship.
I'll be the Hardcore King of America. The greatest living American will only add to his accolades by defeating Nathaniel Chambers.
Mark my words, I'll do it with such ease that this won't even count as a competition. This match will be so easy that I should enter the tag titles match myself and win the belts for Dat Hawt American Darkness.
Nathan Chambers has a world of pain coming and he doesn't even know it.
The scene fades.
eXtreme
Hardcore?
The term Mikey preferred was extreme. The term that he chose to be called from day one.
Why?
There's just something more to it than hardcore. Mikey will go to all lengths in order to win. That doesn't just mean he'll bring out weapons and tear you apart that way, he'll put his body through hell if it means picking up that win.
Something that Nathan Chambers doesn't understand.
mikey extreme: Nathan Chambers is the kind of guy who runs away from adversary. He's the kind of guy when things aren't going his way, he gets out of dodge. He runs away.
Look what happened last time I stepped into the ring with Nathan Chambers. He RAN. He couldn’t get his way, and he had to run away. And, if he thought that was a bad day, just wait til I get my hands on him this week. I want that title and I want it badly.
No.
I need that title. That title is my destiny. That title represents everything that I have ever worked for in this company and everything I stand for.
Nathan Chambers does not deserve that title. He doesn’t deserve to represent the hardcore division. He’s a mockery of everything this division stands for. He’s a joke. Well, that’s about to change.
There is no way on earth that I will allow this clown to make a mockery out of the Hardcore division. There is no way that I will allow a waste of a human being to ruin something that I carry close to my heart. There is no way that I will allow him to ruin a championship that Z-Mac brought to places no one would ever think about seeing it.
Now, now it’s my turn to bring it even higher than the almighty Z.
Nathan Chambers.. Say goodbye while you have the chance. Because, come Slam.. that belt is coming home to where it belongs.
The scene fades.