Post by Mikey eXtreme on May 29, 2016 16:43:56 GMT -5
Game Over
I. Defeating Z-Mac; The Legend.
The door of Mikey’s locker room flew open as Freakshow entered the room. Behind him trailed Mikey and entering the room last was Vidalia. A smile was over Mikey’s face as he sat down in the seat in the corner of the room.
mikey extreme: We did it.
There was a tone of confidence in Mikey’s voice.
mikey extreme: One step closer to the WCF World Heavyweight Championship. One step closer to immortality. One step closer to total domination. This is all made possible by defeating a legendary member of the WCF Galaxy.
The mighty: Zombie McMorris.
That’s right, I kicked off this tournament with the most skilled opponent the WCF could match me up with and I kicked it off with a big win.
That’s just what I do. It doesn’t matter who the WCF throws at me, I will walk out with the victory. I will walk out with my head held high. I will be worshipped.
Do you know how one gets worshipped?
vidalia: Playing off the insecurities of the weak?
mikey extreme: No.. well, that’s actually a good idea. Write that down for me, and I’ll work with that later. For now, I have to destroy everything that these idiots hold dear and force them to worship me.
That’s how I’ve always got things done.
Violence and power are all I need in order to control. Violence and power is all I’ve ever needed. It’s the only thing that has ever been true and constant in my life and it’s the only thing that will always be there.
Sure, Zombie McMorris is the other half of Dat Hawt American Darkness, but business is business and I’m in the business of violence. I’m in the business of pain. He knew the possible outcomes and he still showed up. He knew there was a 50-50 chance that I would walk out the winner, but, was there only 50% chance? I’m not normal, so at best, Z-Mac had a 25% chance of winning. So you take Z-Mac’s 25% chance of winning and you subtract my 85% chance of winning and Z-Mac has 8% to my 141 ⅔ chance of winning.
So when it comes down to it, I was destined to win that match. I was destined to represent American Darkness. I am destined to take over the WCF.
I’ve beaten some of WCF’s biggest names past & present. Logan, Zombie McMorris, Kaz Mazy, Scarecrow, Adam Young, Vengeance, Teo Del Sol, Gemini Battle, Jeff Purse, Chelsea Armstrong, Jonny Fly.. The list goes on and on.
It’s just proof that I am what I say I am. It’s just proof that I am: The Greatest Competitor in WCF history. The proof is in my work each and every week.
One of the greatest United States champions of all time. A member of one of the greatest stables to ever step foot in the WCF. I’ve beat champions and former champions since I stepped in the door and I will continue to do this until the day I die.
But gods don’t die.
II. Hank Brown Chronicles: Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats!
Hank Brown, interview extraordinaire of the WCF, found himself in his least favorite activity: interviewing Mikey eXtreme. Since Mikey’s debut in WCF he has taken it upon himself to torment Hank like no other.
Mikey was late, which was typical. Usually, it was Hank that had to track Mikey down. Which, in itself seemed insane. Hank Brown, would seek out his tormenter in some kind of sadistic ritual. This week, however, it was promised that Mikey would show up. Hopefully, Mikey was on his best behaviour but that was stretching it. Hank would be happy enough with Mikey actually making his presence known.
Hank sat in the makeshift WCF studio that was set up inside of a motel room in Pennsylvania. The camera crew were growing impatient, but they were being paid by the hour so they didn’t complain. Plus, the coffee was free.
hank brown: Why do I put myself through this?
Hank was also losing his patience and perhaps questioning why he even works for the WCF at all. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
hank brown: That’s got to be him!
Hank got up and opened the door, but there was nobody out there.
hank brown: I must be losing my mind.
He slammed the door shut and turned around to find Freakshow standing there. Hank jumped clear out of his skin.
hank brown: How the hell?!
Mikey pushed the door open, laughing as he entered the room. Vidalia was a step behind him.
mikey extreme: glorious morning for an interview, huh, old friend?
hank brown: It’s 6:00 PM. You’re two hours late, I almost gave up all hope.
mikey extreme: Hank, if there’s one thing about me that you must know. I always live up to my word. I told you I would be here and look, I’m here. Don’t bitch about the time frame. You wanted to interview me, and guess what? You’re gonna get that interview.
hank brown: Well, I wouldn’t say I want to interview you. I’m the only guy the WCF has to do this god awful job and they wanted an interview to hype Slam. So, here I am.
Hank sighs.
mikey extreme: Cheer up, bro. What’s the matter? The Easter bunny forgot to leave you a golden egg under your pillow lastnight?
Nobody had the slightest clue what Mikey was even talking about.
hank brown: Uh, it’s May? There is no Easter bunny around in May.
mikey extreme: Yeah, sure sounds like somebody is sore about it!
Mikey laughed.
hank brown: Okay, well. Let’s begin. Are you satisfied with your place in the WCF Classic?
mikey extreme: Hey, I made it to round two, didn’t I?
hank brown: You did.
mikey extreme: I beat probably the second best guy in the tournament, didn’t I?
hank brown: Well, that’s suggestive. Everyone in the tournament is a great competitor.
mikey extreme: And now here I am, against some rookie punk. James.. Chevy Impaler.
hank brown: Uh, you mean, James Chevalier.
mikey extreme: Yeah, Chevy Malibu.
hank brown: Okay, that doesn’t even make sense.
mikey extreme: I go from a WCF legend to some punk kid trying to take my spot? Are you kidding me? How do I feel?
Well, Hank, I feel blessed. I feel an overwhelming sense of pride and joy.
Not only do I get out of the second round of this tournament, I get to win the whole thing with ease! Look at all the other names left in this tournament: Stuart Slane, the world’s oldest cub scout; Brett Airplane, the world’s lousiest amusement park attraction; Sarah Twilight, the world’s worst chiropractor; Nathaniel Chambers, the world’s worst Disco Stu impersonator; Logan, the dude I beat in Mexico almost one year ago; Oblivion, the world’s worst Freakshow impostor; Jeffery Purse, the world’s purse.
None of these guys can beat me. Not even on my worst day.
hank brown: What?
mikey extreme: I knew you would say something stupid like that, Hank. I just ran down an assessment of the entire tournament. What about that can you not understand? Do I need to speak slower? Look.. at.. The.. names.. Left.. in..
hank brown: I understood you, Mikey. I just meant.. You know what, nevermind. Moving along here, were you impressed with Game’s match last week? And will that impact your mindset coming into this match?
mikey extreme: Well, truth be told. I wasn’t expecting Game to eliminate Thomas Bates. I wasn’t expecting Bates to go out so quickly, I figured I would have to be the one to put that nail in the coffin, but James Chevrolet shocked me.
He did use mind games though. Mind games that will not work on me.
hank brown: Yeah, you need a working mind for those to work.
mikey extreme: No, I just don’t care about any of that. Hell, he could bring anyone out or play anyone’s music. I don’t care. I’m going to do what I need to do in order to win the match. I’m going to do whatever is necessary in order to make sure that I move on to the next round of this tournament.
I am destined to be the world champion, Hank, and this journey starts now. It starts with the destruction of James Chevelle. It starts with making a point against anybody that dares to step inside my ring.
The Game, as he likes to call himself, is going to learn how much of a game this is. The Game’s WCF Classic hopes will be reset come Slam, and I will make sure that happens. I will press the reset button myself. Because, there is no way in hell that he is going to advance. There is no way short of him killing me that he will be able to advance.
This is my tournament, Hank. This classic was designed with me in mind. This tournament is the start of the Era of eXtreme.
hank brown: Do you think you’re underestimating James Chevalier?
Mikey laughed.
mikey extreme: Underestimate? No. It’s merely a fact that there is nobody in the WCF that is on my level. It’s simply a fact that I will win this tournament and be crowned the King of the WCF as I will hoist that World Championship high above my head. The Darkness will take control over the WCF and I will be worshipped by everybody in the world.
The WCF locker room will be the first of my worshippers.
hank brown: A lot of confidence!
mikey extreme: You know, nobody expected me to do much here in the WCF. When I joined, they all looked at me as some kind of joke. They thought ‘Maybe this kid will be here for a few weeks, and then he’ll be gone. He won’t be able to handle it here.”
But I proved them all wrong.
I went on to become the greatest United States champion in a long time. I went on to steal the show week after week. Beating everyone the WCF could throw at me. Now? Now I have an opportunity to climb that mountain and claim the WCF world title. Do you think I’m going to let anyone stop me? Do you think I’m going to let anyone get in my way? It will never happen, Hank. I will fight tooth and nail, I will fight to the death if need be. I will not be losing this tournament. James Chevy Tahoe is going to try his best, but he will not best me. He will not make it past me. His tournament was over the second I defeated Zombie McMorris and he knows it.
It’s just that simple, Hank.
Confidence? I am the King, Hank. I am the best wrestler in the WCF and I will prove that once again this week on Slam. I will prove that when I decapitate the game and send his carcass down the river.
Mikey laughs as he gets back to his feet.
hank brown: Well, for once, this has been a pleasant interview with Mikey eXtreme!
Mikey hits Hank with a super kick out of nowhere as the scene fades.
III. Time To Play: The Game
It's all about the game, and how you play it.
All about control, and if you can take it.
All about your debt, and if you can pay it.
It's all about pain, and who's gonna make it.
It was clear to Mikey. His path to winning the WCF classic was an easy path. He got to go one on one with a rookie. He got to go one on one with the newest guy in the entire tournament. There was nothing that could stop him now.
James “The Game” Chevalier was nothing but a loser. Overweight, playing video games, and eating junk food. Was there anything worse in life than that? Mikey didn’t think so.
The Game got into wrestling for all the wrong reasons. He wanted to better himself. That didn’t sit well with Mikey. Mikey got into wrestling in order to hurt people. In order to dish out a sadistic level of pain and he got to do that each and every week. He got to take out each and every wrestler the WCF had to offer.
James would be an easy game for Mikey to beat. There was no worries in Mikey’s mind, he had already won this match. He had already moved further into the tournament. He would pay James Chevalier little to no mind.
mikey extreme: James has found himself in the worst place imaginable. Riding a high after finding the biggest win of his career last week. Even with an assisted win over the leader of the Dark Riders, that’s still an impressive win.
But that’s what will get him killed.
You see, he’s riding this wave. He’s buying into the hype, but what he doesn’t realize is that Mikey eXtreme doesn’t care. Do you think I give a fuck about a hype train? James Cavalier brings nothing new. He’s just another shitty installment in a failing franchise. He’s the Call of Duty of professional wrestling.
He beat Bates because he got lucky.
I’ve had enough of luck in this federation. I’m going to put a quick end to all of this luck bullshit when I eXecute James Chevalier. When I eXtinguish his role in MY tournament. When I have my arm raised at the end of the night, when the ring announcer announces my name as the one moving on in the tournament. The hype will be gone. The luck will have run out.
Mikey eXtreme will have proved his point once again.
There is nobody on this planet that is better than me. There is nobody on this planet that can best me.
I am the King.
Mikey was having fun. This tournament had filled him with a passion that he hadn’t felt in awhile. It wasn’t like the United States title scene. Mikey had run through it so quickly and with so much ease that it had lost it’s fun. It had lost it’s importance.
What was there to look forward to? Mikey was in a league of his own, he was untouchable. It took Steve Orbit losing a match for Mikey’s belt to be robbed for a second time.
But this tournament was different. This tournament was a new game for Mikey.
mikey extreme: James will learn, come Slam.. that in this game, I make the rules. James will die like a fool in my ring, he will look as bad as Sony’s handheld numbers.
Mikey laughed.
mikey extreme: But, that’s just how it is when you step inside the ring with a King. That’s what happens when you step in the ring with the greatest competitor in WCF history. That’s just what happens when you step in the ring with a game changer. James can stick to playing his video games. Stick to his xboxes and playstations. This isn’t a world for him. This isn’t a world for children.
This is my world.
This is MY game.
I don’t just play. I play to win. I play to dominate.
And domination will be the game that I take to James Chevalier. Domination will be the feeling that takes James down a notch and eliminates him from MY classic.
The scene fades.
IV. The Freak
V. Walkthrough: Game Completion
Youtube is full of video walkthroughs, tips, tricks, and whatnot for you to complete just about any game out there. Youtube search for “James Chevalier Walkthrough” yields no usable results.
That was about to change.
Mikey eXtreme’s new YouTube series “Let’s Play: eXtreme” was about to upload it’s first video. “Complete The Game Walkthrough: 100% Completion guide.”
mikey extreme: You see, there is no specific way to go about this. It’s fairly easy and simple. The easiest way to beat The Game is to be eXtreme.
I am the King of eXtreme. The God of hardcore.
This Slam, James will find out the hard way that I don’t just talk.. But I back everything up in that ring.
From my time with the DRG until now, I’’ve gotten better and better each and every week.
This week is no different.
This week Mikey eXtreme moves ever closer to the World Championship. This week, The Game is completed.
Mikey clicked the upload button.
mikey extreme: Upload will take 12 hours?! What the fuck!
The scene faded.