Post by Mikey eXtreme on May 8, 2016 5:22:43 GMT -5
The AoD? That’s still a thing?
Mikey laughed. The thought of the AoD was comical to him, they were no where near his level. They were never on the DRG’s level, either. Mikey had heard the rumblings of bad blood between the two factions, but at the time Mikey was out of action. He was recovering from a concussion and was not cleared to return to the ring.
Who was in the AoD? Mikey had to check Google. He found a list of some former and current members.
Night Rider -- Mikey wasn’t worried. He had beat Night Rider before and it would be no different this time. It would be a tune up match to get himself ready for XIII. Mikey had no fear whatsoever when it came to Night Rider, unless of course KITT showed up and drove down the ring.. Michael..
Diablo -- Who? Mikey had never heard of Diablo.
Oblivion -- The monster of the WCF. Mikey laughed. Oblivion wasn’t on Freakshow’s level. Oblivion would never match Freakshow. Hell, Oblivion couldn’t match Mikey eXtreme either. There was nothing that Oblivion could do to Mikey that would give him the upper hand. Mikey wasn’t worried.
Terry Roberts -- Who?
Riddlebox -- Some clown?
Denise D'Evil -- Mikey had never heard of Denise D’Evil. He didn’t care enough, he thought she was some kind of high flyer. But, her high flying antics didn’t matter to Mikey. If anything, Mikey would leave her for Teo to match up with.
King Leukemia John Gable -- Wow, they just let anyone on the AoD, huh?
Those were Angels of Death? Mikey could take the entire AoD on by himself and walk out victorious.
The Return of the Dark Riders Gang
Another week, another battle. Mikey eXtreme would be teaming with his Dark Riders Gang family. Grayson Pierce, the guy who cost them their shot at the Trios titles and Thomas Uriel..
Mikey looked at the card again
And.. Teo Del Sol?! What the hell kind of match was this.
mikey extreme: It’s bad enough I’ll have to carry Grayson AGAIN but now I have Teo Del Bates. This is like a comedy show. It’s the Dark Riders with a midget leader. No. I’m the Vice President of the DRG, when Bates is not around, this is MY gang. I am in control, and I will control this match.
I’ll do my best not to tag in Gemini Grayson Battle Pierce.
He cost me Trios and I will not let him cost me another victory. I will not let him ruin another night for me.
Teo? Every week I step in the ring I feel like he is there. He’s stalking me or something. But, I don’t blame him. I am the King after all. Who wouldn’t want to follow the king?
Mikey revved the engine of his motorcycle that he had been sitting on for absolutely no reason at all.
The scene faded.
Mikey stood in front of an American flag. His hand over his heart.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the republic, for which it stands, one nation under God
Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
The American dream was real and it was all around the WCF. Just look around, Joey Flash had won the World Title, he had reached the top and Logan came in through the backdoor and stole it from him.
Was that fair? Was that the American way?
Mikey was outraged, but at the same time, they were in Mexico. Mexico was as unamerican as they come, and some would say the country was full of criminals and rapists. So it would make perfect sense for the title reign of Joey Flash to be raped and robbed.
Somewhere, Donald Trump was taking notes.
But there was nothing to be proud about. There was nothing to brag about. Thomas Uriel Bates, the leader of the Dark Riders Gang destroyed Joey Flash. He set up the Logan victory. He gifted that belt to Logan.
That was not an act of Americanism.
Is that a word? Mikey was on a roll, he didn’t care
Logan capitalized on someone else’s work. Something that has happened to Mikey eXtreme throughout his WCF career. Kaz beat Danny Anderson to take Mikey’s first United States title away. Ethan King beat Steve Orbit to take Mikey’s third United States title away. Grayson Pierce lost Trios for Mikey.
Mikey was no stranger to the pain of losing because of the actions of others. To actions he had no control over.
Mikey didn’t feel sorry for Flash, but as an American, he felt heartbroken that the American Way was pissed upon.
Mikey was sitting on his motorcycle in a 7-11 parking lot (do they have these in Mexico? Just pretend). In his sidecar was a visibly shaken Hank Brown.
mikey extreme: You still have questions?
hank brown: Why do you drive so erratically?
mikey extreme: Why do you ask such dumb questions?
hank brown: This week on Slam you take on the Angels of Death. What are your thoughts coming into this match?
Hank takes a deep breath, trying to collect himself.
mikey extreme: I think I’m going to destroy them all single handedly like I do with everyone else I step inside that ring with. It don’t matter who it is. Night Rider, Oblivion, Denise, #BeachKrew, Pantheon, fucking.. God himself. Put anyone in that ring with me and they’ll never be the same again.
And god forbid I get my hands on Lucille.
hank brown: Lucille?
mikey extreme: My stick.
hank brown: This isn’t uhh.. The time or place to talk about that, Mikey.
mikey extreme: My fucking kendo stick you fucking moron.
Hank looks embarrassed.
mikey extreme: God forbid I get my hands on Lucille, I’ll send the entire roster to the hospital. I’ll do more damage with that cane than the United States did to Japan during World War II.
If you thought Nagasaki and Hiroshima were bad, just wait. I have so much in store for these WCF jokers. I have soooo much in store for everyone.
This week, the Angels of Death get to finally taste what death feels like. They get to step inside the ring with the most deadly force the WCF has ever seen. They get to step toe to toe with the King of Darkness, they get to knock on death’s dark door, only to find me on the other side. Waiting, waiting for them. Waiting to bring them to the end that they deserve.
The AoD does not deserve to be around. Look around, the DRG are barely a thing after we destroyed Pantheon, Imperium, and every other stable that stepped in front of us. Look around! What’s left? #BeachKrew? They grow weaker and weaker by the day.
The AoD think they can rise from the ashes and try to dominate the scene now that it’s at it’s weakest?
Who else is there? The fucking Young Family? Grayson and Flash’s kids could team up and fucking pick up the victory.
Hank looks shocked at that last comment.
mikey extreme: There’s no teams here anymore. The Family? Come on, that’s a fucking joke. And that is why the AoD have returned. They finally think they have a chance to dominate the stable scene. They finally think they can be that #1 team in the WCF.
But that’s where they’re wrong. Now they get to be defeated by the Dark Riders featuring Teo Del Bates.
How do they explain that? How does this monster named Oblivion explain losing to a fucking midget like Teo? How does Night Rider explain losing to a hack who couldn’t even make it in the circus like Grayson Pierce?
Denise? Come on. She’s a fucking woman. I’ve proved that women don’t belong in my wrestling ring. Go ask Chelsea Armstrong, oh that’s right.. You can’t. I ended her just as quickly as I am going to end the AoD’s return.
mikey extreme: The AoD.. are.. DoA!
Hank looks at Mikey who cannot control his laughter.
hank brown: They do have a bit of experience here in the WCF
mikey extreme: Who the fuck cares, Hank? Experience. The only experience that matters is the experience I’m going to put them through. The experience that I am going to enjoy.
This is just a tune up match, Hank. A little confidence booster if you will, before I travel back to the glorious United States of America to strip Andre Holmes of that Hardcore title.
And that, is the only thing the AoD are good for. A quick tune up.
Hell, maybe Grayson will be able to learn something during this match, like, how to fucking win. Or how to get the fucking job done? I don’t know. Maybe in some way, I will be able to guide that lost clown back to the top.
But he’s let Jared Holmes jump over him. Hell, even Logan jumped over him. How pathetic is that? How do you go from the top of the mountain to having to be carried by me? You’re supposed to be the superstar, but yet here I am, handing you a victory over these washed up fucks in the Aod. Here I am carrying the fucking People’s Champion once again.
All for what? Because I can? It’s not because I want to. But that’s fine. I’ll give Grayson the victory this week, and at XIII I’ll beat his tag team partner, because just like the AoD, Rebellution is a complete fucking joke.
Here I am, the greatest wrestler the WCF has ever seen. The King of eXtreme, YOUR American Hero, here I am about to steal the show once more.
Hank tries to ask another question but is drowned out by Mikey revving the engine again. Hank tries again only to be drowned out again.
Hank finally gives up as the scene fades.