Violence in Virginia
Jan 24, 2016 17:51:45 GMT -5
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Post by Oblivion on Jan 24, 2016 17:51:45 GMT -5
January 21, 2016
9:45 A.M.
Rex Healthcare
Raleigh, North Carolina
~._-*It has been eighty four hours or so since Oblivion was admitted to Rex Healthcare, which is a little more than two miles away from the PNC Arena. Rex Health is a medical center that specializes in cancer, surgery, heart and vascular procedures. The Monster was admitted for abdominal stab wounds that were caused by a frantic and obsessed Katherine Phoenix.
It was admitted by Phoenix that that the stabbing was NOT intentional, just a split-second panic attack. During the past couple of years, the interactions between The Dark Messiah and Katherine Phoenix have been erratic, at best. The sexual tension between the two had/has/have been knife cutting thick. But, it wasn't until recently the ass wiggling and tit bouncing became too much for Oblivion, who acted on IT's sexual hunger and attacked Katherine Phoenix. With The God of Insanity laying in a hospital bed, it WAS obvious was Phoenix's intensions were... REVENGE.
In the recovery wing, of the hospital, breakfast had been served and the trays are being retrieved. Several minutes go by, even for a psychotic being such as Oblivion, peace and quiet is a blessing...*-_.~
Nurse: Hey there honey!!
~._-*Oblivion cringes when IT hears the voice of the nurse, who happens to be an aggressive, mouthy broad. With as big as Oblivion is and with IT's reputation, this particular nurse was assigned to Oblivion.*-_.~
Nurse: How are we doing today?
~._-*The nurse checks on the freshly changed surgically repaired stab wound. The nurse also checks on Oblivion's temperature and blood pressure.*-_.~
Nurse: Temperature is 99.3 and blood pressure is slightly above normal. But, considered what you been through, you are doing pretty good.
~._-*Oblivion snears at the nurse and chuckles, before smacking the nurse on her backside. Nurse spins around quickly...*-_.~
Nurse: OHHHHH.... YOU!! You're incorrigible!!
~._-*The Monster wiggles IT's tongue at the nurse, who just shook her head in light disgust.*-_.~
Nurse: Well, if something happens to change in your current condition, it looks like you're getting discharged.... Today. So, relax. Here in a couple of hours, you'll be going home.
Delivery man: Is there a... a Oblivion here?!
~._-*A man wearing dark brown slacks, work shirt and a cap is holding a large teddy bear and nice grouping of flowers.*-_.~
Oblivion: YO!! Right here!!
~._-*The delivery man gives the flowers to the nurse, who places the flowers and teddy bear on the side table. The multicolored flowers have little palm sized teddy bears in the flower display. There is a small card...*-_.~
"To my Grrrr Bear... I am sorry Obi Teddy. Sorry that you don't truly understand."- Kat•
Oblivion: Crazy bitch!!
~._-*Oblivion just shook IT's head and slowly falls back asleep.*-_.~
*•THREE HOURS LATER•*
Nurse: Excuse me... Mr. Lister... Jakob. It's time.
~._-*Oblivion turns IT's head, making a slow hollow, shallow hissing sound, which startles the nurse, causing her to step back.*-_.~
Oblivion: Getting discharged?
Nurse: Yes. Yes you are. Slowly get dressed, I will be in a minute to help you.
~._-*Oblivion slowly sits up on the side of the bed, as the nurse comes helping Oblivion disconnecting the sensors off the massive body of Oblivion. The Monster slowly get dressed. IT's shirt grazes against the wound, Oblivion winces in pain. Now, fully dressed, another nurse wheels in a wheelchair, in which Oblivion sits down in.*-_.~
Nurse #2: Ready to go home?
Oblivion: Yes. I'd KILL for a hot shower.
Nurse: Look you!! You be nice to this one.
~._-*Oblivion looks at the older nurse then at the younger nurse.*-_.~
Oblivion: Oh yea, IT'll be REEEAAALL nice to this one. Her skin looks soft to the touch. Bet it tastes real sweet too.
Nurse: You!! Be good!!
~._-*Oblivion begins to be wheeled out, of the room and straight to a nearby elevator. The elevator door slowly shuts, Oblivion has an evil smirk across IT's face. Elevator door shuts. Oblivion slams a button, which causes the elevator to stop. IT leaps out of the wheelchair spins around and growls. The young nurse screams. But, not long enough, as Oblivion covers her mouth with IT's left hand, striking her with IT's right hand.
The nurse stumbles back, Oblivion jams two fingers up the nurse, but quickly removing them and placing them under the nose, of the nurse. Oblivion slams the button once again, causing the elevator to go down, to the lobby. In the process, Oblivion gags the nurse, tying her up. The elevator stop, dings and the elevator doors open and Oblivion exits the elevator without being noticed. The Dark Messiah exits the hospital through the sliding double doors.
The sky is a gloomy gray. It had been snowing, with a breeze. Oblivion isn't wearing snow appropriate clothing as it steps out. IT looks around, smiling seeing a familiar black van pulling up in the pick up circle. A truck pulls up as well. The Monster notices IT's van's side door sliding open. Oblivion smiles, but three people from the pickup truck charge Oblivion, grabbing IT.*-_.~
Voice: Get that son of a bitch!!
~._-*The truck speeds away. Where Oblivion was standing, are a couple of bathroom ducks, coconuts and a Hawaiian Lei.*-_.~
*•Several Hours Later•*
~._-*A small engine airplane is heard flying near Highway 13, Charles M. Lankford Jr. Memorial Highway. Near Chesapeake Bay, the plane flies low near Fisherman Island National Wildlife Refuge. The side door, of the plane, is opened. A large item is pushed out and lands on the partially snowed on ground. In the freezing waters, is a small fishing boat. The fisherman saw the whole thing. Curiosity getting the best of him, the fisherman rows to the island. The man cautiously gets out the small fishing vessel and quickly approaches the very large object, that was dropped from the small airplane.*-_.~
Fisherman: OH MY GOD... IT'S HUMAN!!
~._-*Of course it's human. The body is Oblivion. Why was IT nabbed? IT is apparent that The God of Insanity was roughed up. With numerous enemies and very little amount of allies, Oblivion could of been roughed up by anyone. The fisherman looks over Oblivion, who slowly moves around and moans. The fisherman dips down to check on Oblivion....*-_.~
GRAB-CHOKE!!
Oblivion: WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE IS... IT?!
Fisherman(choking): Cecil, fisherman. I'm a friend. You were pushed out of a plane. You are on a small island near Virginia.
~._-*Oblivion tries to stand, but stumbles back. The fisherman, also at a healthy size, helps The Monster stand.*-_.~
Fisherman: I will take you stateside, to safety.
Oblivion: Still Thursday?
Fisherman: Late night Thursday.
Oblivion: Need to goto Richmond.
Fisherman: What's in Richmond?
Oblivion: Business.
Fisherman: Not to get involved in your business, but what kind of business are you in?
Oblivion: Professional wrestling.
Fisherman: Fellow wrestlers did this to you?
Oblivion: IT has many enemies, not many friends.
Fisherman: What's your name?
Oblivion: Oblivion.
Fisherman: Well, Oblivion if you promise not to hurt, eat it kill me I will get you warm, fed and to wherever you need to get to. You need to call anyone?
Oblivion: In fact, yes.
~._-*The fisherman hands Oblivion a cellphone. The Monster makes a call.*-_.~
Oblivion: Hey... Yea.. Yea!! Hang on... Hang on!! Yes!! I'm fine!! IT doesn't know who did it. Yes, there are a few suspects.... Malignaggi, Phoenix and Beachkrew!! But, I'm gonna end up in Richmond. You're already there?! Here, talk to the fisherman that found me.
~._-*Oblivion handed the phone to Cecil.*-_.~
Cecil: Cecil here. Yes. Your friend is fine. I do not know what happened. I saw him get pushed out of a dual engine putter plane. He landed hard and is roughed up a little bit. But, he's in great physical shape, so he'll be fine. Okay? You're in Richmond? Yes... yes, okay. Yes, I know where that's at in Richmond. Meet you there? Okay. See you in a couple of hours.
~._-*Cecil hangs up phone.*-_.~
Cecil: Okay, Oblivion. We are going to my boat and we will go to Virginia, to where my truck is and I will take you to your friends.
Oblivion: That sounds great!
~._-*Oblivion and Cecil goes to the boat and proceeds to start the small boat engine.*-_.~
*•Two Hours Later•*
~._-*During the drive, Cecil and Oblivion talk...*-_.~
*•Conversation in truck•*
Cecil: So, you say you're a professional wrestler? I occasionally watch it.
Oblivion: Yea, right now IT's employeed with Wrestling Championship Federation. IT has a match, a tag team match this Sunday in Richmond, at The Siegal Center. My tag team partner Kyle Kemp is part of a group who IT was supposed to be associated with. But, there has rumors that IT will be ousted from the group.
Cecil: Who are your opponents?
Oblivion: Teo Del Sol and a pain in the ass named Andre Jenson. Jenson and Oblivion, don't like each other too much. It seems, wherever IT turns, Jensen is right there. HE IS ALWAYS THERE!! ALWAYS!! A FUCKING THORN IN IT'S SIDE!!
Cecil: You're an angry fella, aren't ya?!
~._-*Oblivion slowly turns towards Cecil...*-_.~
Oblivion: Yes...
~._-*They arrive at Richmond and the black van is there.*-_.~
Cecil: That van belongs to you?
Oblivion: Yes. That's MY van!!
~._-*Cecil parks his truck.*-_.~
Cecil: Well, Mr. Oblivion, I wish you tons of luck in your wrestling match.
Oblivion: Despite the personal complications, Kyle Kemp is a dependable partner. Business is business. That is why Kyle Kemp and Oblivion are going to defeat Teo Del Sol and Andre Jensen. Kemp and The Monster have partnered up more times together than Del Sol and Jensen has.
Cecil: Well, that IS important in a tag team wrestling match. Partners who are very familiar with each other.
Oblivion: All four of us are very familiar with each other.
Cecil: Well, Mr. Oblivion you have a good one!!
~._-*Oblivion shakes Cecil's hand, as IT has that strange look across IT's face. But, Oblivion says IT's goodbyes before exiting the van. As The Monster walks to IT's van, a "gaggle" of screaming Vixens charge towards Oblivion.*-_.~
Vixens: OOOOOBBIIIIII!!!!
Melissa: Obi!! You okay?!
Keith: Are you alright?!
Oblivion: Yea, IT'll be fine. IT's hungry and thirsty.
Keith: I know you like shitty foods. I saw a 7-11 down the street.
Oblivion: Okay!! Let's go!!!
*•20 Minutes Later•*
~._-*Keith pulls up to the parking lot, of a 7-11 convienant store. Everyone gets out of the van. The Gathering and The Vixens charge into the store. Oblivion, Melissa and Keith walk slowly, talking.*-_.~
Keith: You ready for Teo Del Sol and that mother fucker Andre Jensen.
Melissa: Yea, Jensen is a major shitface!! Clip Del Sol's wings. You tower over both of them!!
Keith: You're a damn monster!! MONSTER!! TEAR THEM APART!!
Melissa: But, watch your back tho. You have that Kyle Kemp as a partner. You KNOW Beachkrew is gonna jump your ass. Lets hope we are ready, when that happens.
Keith: Fucking pussies!! Be like five on one? Like I said... FUCKING.... PUSSIES!!
~._-*Keith, Oblivion and Melissa walk into the store which is already in chaos. The clerk is freaking out, squatting on the counter, with a ballbat in hand.*-_.~
Store clerk: Get away!! Get away!!
~._-*Oblivion looks at everyone...*-_.~
Oblivion: SNATCH AND GRAAAAAABBB!!!
~._-*Everyone bolts and grabs for everything. Quickly as it started, it ends. The 7-11 is destroyed. They leave the store, with TONS of goodies. Oblivion has a small camcorder in hand...*-_.~
Oblivion: Teo Del Sol, The Monster is familiar with you and is very confident that IT's size and in ring style can and will overcome your techniques and quickness. And now... YOU!! YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE ANDRE THE DICKSUCKER JENSEN!!! Jensen, once we step inside that ring, we... Kyle Kemp and ITself will systematically dissect you two apart. We will out wrestle you two and out brawl you two.
~._-*Police cruisers come rolling up, with sirens. Everybody jumps into the van.*-_.~
Oblivion: This Sunday here in Richmond, at the Siegal Center, Kyle Kemp and The Monster Oblivion.... WILL END YOU!!
Police Officer: FREEZE!! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!! YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!!
Melissa: FUCK YOU PO-PO!! WE OUTTIE!!
~._-*The black van squeals it's tires, before leaving, with the police cruisers chasing right after them...*-_.~
9:45 A.M.
Rex Healthcare
Raleigh, North Carolina
~._-*It has been eighty four hours or so since Oblivion was admitted to Rex Healthcare, which is a little more than two miles away from the PNC Arena. Rex Health is a medical center that specializes in cancer, surgery, heart and vascular procedures. The Monster was admitted for abdominal stab wounds that were caused by a frantic and obsessed Katherine Phoenix.
It was admitted by Phoenix that that the stabbing was NOT intentional, just a split-second panic attack. During the past couple of years, the interactions between The Dark Messiah and Katherine Phoenix have been erratic, at best. The sexual tension between the two had/has/have been knife cutting thick. But, it wasn't until recently the ass wiggling and tit bouncing became too much for Oblivion, who acted on IT's sexual hunger and attacked Katherine Phoenix. With The God of Insanity laying in a hospital bed, it WAS obvious was Phoenix's intensions were... REVENGE.
In the recovery wing, of the hospital, breakfast had been served and the trays are being retrieved. Several minutes go by, even for a psychotic being such as Oblivion, peace and quiet is a blessing...*-_.~
Nurse: Hey there honey!!
~._-*Oblivion cringes when IT hears the voice of the nurse, who happens to be an aggressive, mouthy broad. With as big as Oblivion is and with IT's reputation, this particular nurse was assigned to Oblivion.*-_.~
Nurse: How are we doing today?
~._-*The nurse checks on the freshly changed surgically repaired stab wound. The nurse also checks on Oblivion's temperature and blood pressure.*-_.~
Nurse: Temperature is 99.3 and blood pressure is slightly above normal. But, considered what you been through, you are doing pretty good.
~._-*Oblivion snears at the nurse and chuckles, before smacking the nurse on her backside. Nurse spins around quickly...*-_.~
Nurse: OHHHHH.... YOU!! You're incorrigible!!
~._-*The Monster wiggles IT's tongue at the nurse, who just shook her head in light disgust.*-_.~
Nurse: Well, if something happens to change in your current condition, it looks like you're getting discharged.... Today. So, relax. Here in a couple of hours, you'll be going home.
Delivery man: Is there a... a Oblivion here?!
~._-*A man wearing dark brown slacks, work shirt and a cap is holding a large teddy bear and nice grouping of flowers.*-_.~
Oblivion: YO!! Right here!!
~._-*The delivery man gives the flowers to the nurse, who places the flowers and teddy bear on the side table. The multicolored flowers have little palm sized teddy bears in the flower display. There is a small card...*-_.~
"To my Grrrr Bear... I am sorry Obi Teddy. Sorry that you don't truly understand."- Kat•
Oblivion: Crazy bitch!!
~._-*Oblivion just shook IT's head and slowly falls back asleep.*-_.~
*•THREE HOURS LATER•*
Nurse: Excuse me... Mr. Lister... Jakob. It's time.
~._-*Oblivion turns IT's head, making a slow hollow, shallow hissing sound, which startles the nurse, causing her to step back.*-_.~
Oblivion: Getting discharged?
Nurse: Yes. Yes you are. Slowly get dressed, I will be in a minute to help you.
~._-*Oblivion slowly sits up on the side of the bed, as the nurse comes helping Oblivion disconnecting the sensors off the massive body of Oblivion. The Monster slowly get dressed. IT's shirt grazes against the wound, Oblivion winces in pain. Now, fully dressed, another nurse wheels in a wheelchair, in which Oblivion sits down in.*-_.~
Nurse #2: Ready to go home?
Oblivion: Yes. I'd KILL for a hot shower.
Nurse: Look you!! You be nice to this one.
~._-*Oblivion looks at the older nurse then at the younger nurse.*-_.~
Oblivion: Oh yea, IT'll be REEEAAALL nice to this one. Her skin looks soft to the touch. Bet it tastes real sweet too.
Nurse: You!! Be good!!
~._-*Oblivion begins to be wheeled out, of the room and straight to a nearby elevator. The elevator door slowly shuts, Oblivion has an evil smirk across IT's face. Elevator door shuts. Oblivion slams a button, which causes the elevator to stop. IT leaps out of the wheelchair spins around and growls. The young nurse screams. But, not long enough, as Oblivion covers her mouth with IT's left hand, striking her with IT's right hand.
The nurse stumbles back, Oblivion jams two fingers up the nurse, but quickly removing them and placing them under the nose, of the nurse. Oblivion slams the button once again, causing the elevator to go down, to the lobby. In the process, Oblivion gags the nurse, tying her up. The elevator stop, dings and the elevator doors open and Oblivion exits the elevator without being noticed. The Dark Messiah exits the hospital through the sliding double doors.
The sky is a gloomy gray. It had been snowing, with a breeze. Oblivion isn't wearing snow appropriate clothing as it steps out. IT looks around, smiling seeing a familiar black van pulling up in the pick up circle. A truck pulls up as well. The Monster notices IT's van's side door sliding open. Oblivion smiles, but three people from the pickup truck charge Oblivion, grabbing IT.*-_.~
Voice: Get that son of a bitch!!
~._-*The truck speeds away. Where Oblivion was standing, are a couple of bathroom ducks, coconuts and a Hawaiian Lei.*-_.~
*•Several Hours Later•*
~._-*A small engine airplane is heard flying near Highway 13, Charles M. Lankford Jr. Memorial Highway. Near Chesapeake Bay, the plane flies low near Fisherman Island National Wildlife Refuge. The side door, of the plane, is opened. A large item is pushed out and lands on the partially snowed on ground. In the freezing waters, is a small fishing boat. The fisherman saw the whole thing. Curiosity getting the best of him, the fisherman rows to the island. The man cautiously gets out the small fishing vessel and quickly approaches the very large object, that was dropped from the small airplane.*-_.~
Fisherman: OH MY GOD... IT'S HUMAN!!
~._-*Of course it's human. The body is Oblivion. Why was IT nabbed? IT is apparent that The God of Insanity was roughed up. With numerous enemies and very little amount of allies, Oblivion could of been roughed up by anyone. The fisherman looks over Oblivion, who slowly moves around and moans. The fisherman dips down to check on Oblivion....*-_.~
GRAB-CHOKE!!
Oblivion: WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE IS... IT?!
Fisherman(choking): Cecil, fisherman. I'm a friend. You were pushed out of a plane. You are on a small island near Virginia.
~._-*Oblivion tries to stand, but stumbles back. The fisherman, also at a healthy size, helps The Monster stand.*-_.~
Fisherman: I will take you stateside, to safety.
Oblivion: Still Thursday?
Fisherman: Late night Thursday.
Oblivion: Need to goto Richmond.
Fisherman: What's in Richmond?
Oblivion: Business.
Fisherman: Not to get involved in your business, but what kind of business are you in?
Oblivion: Professional wrestling.
Fisherman: Fellow wrestlers did this to you?
Oblivion: IT has many enemies, not many friends.
Fisherman: What's your name?
Oblivion: Oblivion.
Fisherman: Well, Oblivion if you promise not to hurt, eat it kill me I will get you warm, fed and to wherever you need to get to. You need to call anyone?
Oblivion: In fact, yes.
~._-*The fisherman hands Oblivion a cellphone. The Monster makes a call.*-_.~
Oblivion: Hey... Yea.. Yea!! Hang on... Hang on!! Yes!! I'm fine!! IT doesn't know who did it. Yes, there are a few suspects.... Malignaggi, Phoenix and Beachkrew!! But, I'm gonna end up in Richmond. You're already there?! Here, talk to the fisherman that found me.
~._-*Oblivion handed the phone to Cecil.*-_.~
Cecil: Cecil here. Yes. Your friend is fine. I do not know what happened. I saw him get pushed out of a dual engine putter plane. He landed hard and is roughed up a little bit. But, he's in great physical shape, so he'll be fine. Okay? You're in Richmond? Yes... yes, okay. Yes, I know where that's at in Richmond. Meet you there? Okay. See you in a couple of hours.
~._-*Cecil hangs up phone.*-_.~
Cecil: Okay, Oblivion. We are going to my boat and we will go to Virginia, to where my truck is and I will take you to your friends.
Oblivion: That sounds great!
~._-*Oblivion and Cecil goes to the boat and proceeds to start the small boat engine.*-_.~
*•Two Hours Later•*
~._-*During the drive, Cecil and Oblivion talk...*-_.~
*•Conversation in truck•*
Cecil: So, you say you're a professional wrestler? I occasionally watch it.
Oblivion: Yea, right now IT's employeed with Wrestling Championship Federation. IT has a match, a tag team match this Sunday in Richmond, at The Siegal Center. My tag team partner Kyle Kemp is part of a group who IT was supposed to be associated with. But, there has rumors that IT will be ousted from the group.
Cecil: Who are your opponents?
Oblivion: Teo Del Sol and a pain in the ass named Andre Jenson. Jenson and Oblivion, don't like each other too much. It seems, wherever IT turns, Jensen is right there. HE IS ALWAYS THERE!! ALWAYS!! A FUCKING THORN IN IT'S SIDE!!
Cecil: You're an angry fella, aren't ya?!
~._-*Oblivion slowly turns towards Cecil...*-_.~
Oblivion: Yes...
~._-*They arrive at Richmond and the black van is there.*-_.~
Cecil: That van belongs to you?
Oblivion: Yes. That's MY van!!
~._-*Cecil parks his truck.*-_.~
Cecil: Well, Mr. Oblivion, I wish you tons of luck in your wrestling match.
Oblivion: Despite the personal complications, Kyle Kemp is a dependable partner. Business is business. That is why Kyle Kemp and Oblivion are going to defeat Teo Del Sol and Andre Jensen. Kemp and The Monster have partnered up more times together than Del Sol and Jensen has.
Cecil: Well, that IS important in a tag team wrestling match. Partners who are very familiar with each other.
Oblivion: All four of us are very familiar with each other.
Cecil: Well, Mr. Oblivion you have a good one!!
~._-*Oblivion shakes Cecil's hand, as IT has that strange look across IT's face. But, Oblivion says IT's goodbyes before exiting the van. As The Monster walks to IT's van, a "gaggle" of screaming Vixens charge towards Oblivion.*-_.~
Vixens: OOOOOBBIIIIII!!!!
Melissa: Obi!! You okay?!
Keith: Are you alright?!
Oblivion: Yea, IT'll be fine. IT's hungry and thirsty.
Keith: I know you like shitty foods. I saw a 7-11 down the street.
Oblivion: Okay!! Let's go!!!
*•20 Minutes Later•*
~._-*Keith pulls up to the parking lot, of a 7-11 convienant store. Everyone gets out of the van. The Gathering and The Vixens charge into the store. Oblivion, Melissa and Keith walk slowly, talking.*-_.~
Keith: You ready for Teo Del Sol and that mother fucker Andre Jensen.
Melissa: Yea, Jensen is a major shitface!! Clip Del Sol's wings. You tower over both of them!!
Keith: You're a damn monster!! MONSTER!! TEAR THEM APART!!
Melissa: But, watch your back tho. You have that Kyle Kemp as a partner. You KNOW Beachkrew is gonna jump your ass. Lets hope we are ready, when that happens.
Keith: Fucking pussies!! Be like five on one? Like I said... FUCKING.... PUSSIES!!
~._-*Keith, Oblivion and Melissa walk into the store which is already in chaos. The clerk is freaking out, squatting on the counter, with a ballbat in hand.*-_.~
Store clerk: Get away!! Get away!!
~._-*Oblivion looks at everyone...*-_.~
Oblivion: SNATCH AND GRAAAAAABBB!!!
~._-*Everyone bolts and grabs for everything. Quickly as it started, it ends. The 7-11 is destroyed. They leave the store, with TONS of goodies. Oblivion has a small camcorder in hand...*-_.~
Oblivion: Teo Del Sol, The Monster is familiar with you and is very confident that IT's size and in ring style can and will overcome your techniques and quickness. And now... YOU!! YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE ANDRE THE DICKSUCKER JENSEN!!! Jensen, once we step inside that ring, we... Kyle Kemp and ITself will systematically dissect you two apart. We will out wrestle you two and out brawl you two.
~._-*Police cruisers come rolling up, with sirens. Everybody jumps into the van.*-_.~
Oblivion: This Sunday here in Richmond, at the Siegal Center, Kyle Kemp and The Monster Oblivion.... WILL END YOU!!
Police Officer: FREEZE!! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!! YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!!
Melissa: FUCK YOU PO-PO!! WE OUTTIE!!
~._-*The black van squeals it's tires, before leaving, with the police cruisers chasing right after them...*-_.~