My fav lines of the week 1
Jan 3, 2016 18:59:33 GMT -5
Teo Blaze, God King Dune, and 10 more like this
Post by Lilith on Jan 3, 2016 18:59:33 GMT -5
The panic has induced all three pregnant women into labor. They begin their breathing exercises as Chef Creampie stalks the manager who has fleed in terror. – Chef Creampie
You never know what really is going threw our fucking minds, if we are sincere or if we are going to cut your fucking throat. Funny thing is we don't either. – Adam Young
Also, the reason I attacked Greybeard is because he turned my fiance' into a frog. - B’wana Bludde
You might be able to go out on Slam with that same in ring ability and that same killer instinct that I remember being up against, but you have no idea the kind of machine that you’re about to face in #BeachKrew. – Spencer Adams
Cairo flashed that fuck-you-smile. He gleefully bared the rottenness and evil from within his Jew soul. – Bobby Cairo
It took me a few years to realize that nobody except bums and the unwanted live in sewers...by that time, I was already a turtle shell, footsie pajama wearing man, mein father. – TMNT Security
Oooh! Look at me, I'm a Monster! Raaarrr!! I am fire; I am death! Oh, wait, wrong franchise. – Bonnie Blue
"How could I have missed all of this?" Greybeard said, still looking confused.
"Maybe because you've been high for like 700 years. Look, you have a bong in your hands right now." – Greybeard
It was... Ugh... White Bernie Mac's night, and I applaud his... No, fuck that. Rotten Core gets no respect from me. Any talent he might have be damned; he's a despicable excuse for a human being. So fuck him. – Lucious Starr
“Damn right, ok, just have to stay focused on the match…and not those gorgeous melons that are all up in my face when I look at that picture.” – Dustin Beaver
If these guys even want a chance at beating me. There best bet is to have this one be a handicap, which still won't help because I don't lose. - Rey de Reyes
Mikey eXtreme: This one goes out to Chelsea, the weakest person I have ever faced.
He pours a little whiskey out of the bottle over one of the two men that were just laid out.
Mikey eXtreme: Not too much though, she’s not that special. – Mikey eXtreme
I want the trash bags of this city to know that their savior is among them, like when Jesus entered Jerusalem. - Bernard “Common” Core
Oh god Oh god I can’t believe it the humility how could I have gotten pinned again. Oh god how could someone possiblly reverse my finishing move again. AHHHHHHHHH I lost to Patrilli I’m the one who ended his losing streak. – Vengeance
The WCF world thought Logan wouldn't attend this Sunday because he didn't want to, but the truth was he trapped inside Katherine's butt. – Logan
I had to get in there before that annoying Johnny character and his fake chum, my boss, had filled the fridge with crap alcopops. - The Incredible Minx
The takeaway is this: don’t allow hope to grow inside you, lest I’m forced to dash it out. Don’t dream this up as some feminist-twist on a modern day David vs. Goliath. This is a far worse nightmare than you can comprehend. – Dune
I see you almost like a ebeneezer figure Rabid. Fucking ghost of Christmas present Occulo visiting you after already condemning a hated antagonist to hell. – Occulo
Yeah, cause you a fucking NERD! Haha. Those Nerd Smashers crack me up. – DeMarcus Jordan
The WCF’s penchant for exploiting family tragedies has been fuckin’ disgusting between the death of Grayson Pierce and Joey Flash’s kids. – Howard Black
Even Howard Black could beat that guy…and he lost Promo of the Year to a Song. - Joseph Malignaggi
Every bruise and cut is a reminder of my failures and how to overcome them - Akane "Nagasaki" Katsu
As he gets ready to pack his final bag, he reaches for his last item, the Trios Tag Belt he holds with Spencer Adams and Teo Del Sol. The belt he would defending on Slam. Would this be the last time he held this belt? – Vic Venable
Even a lion tamer still fears the monster in the cage. The monsters don’t stop being monsters Kyle. – Kyle Kemp
Wouldja look at this boys? We got some kinda superhero here. - Teo Del Sol
Sometimes to succeed, you have to fail. I understand that now, and on Slam, you will too. – Andre Holmes
Patrilli: You Mother Fucker.....
Patrilli is interrupted by K.L as he holds up his index finger while shush in him.
K.L. Henson: Is that any way to make a first impression. How are you ever going to get a job with interview skills like that. No that won't do one bit. – Patrilli
So I didn't win a damn thing at the ppv but I did do what I promised ..... as the inbred hillbillies didn't get their title after I set the table with the bottom boyfriends skull - Ultimate Destroyer
Flash, he wants to carry the innocence of his son around with him like a yoke around his neck; all to atone for his sins. That’s made him soft. An understandable condition, but soft. The victim; forever punished due to his lack of judgement. What manner of crime must he now consider himself guilty of? I wonder, perhaps he knows now that monsters do exist, to seek out their own. – Johnny Rabid
The name was an echo; distant and meaningless today, for those that knew him now would call him, “Oblivion”; the monster machine. The impending darkness. The ringmaster of that strange and secret show. – Johnny Rabid / Oblivion
You never know what really is going threw our fucking minds, if we are sincere or if we are going to cut your fucking throat. Funny thing is we don't either. – Adam Young
Also, the reason I attacked Greybeard is because he turned my fiance' into a frog. - B’wana Bludde
You might be able to go out on Slam with that same in ring ability and that same killer instinct that I remember being up against, but you have no idea the kind of machine that you’re about to face in #BeachKrew. – Spencer Adams
Cairo flashed that fuck-you-smile. He gleefully bared the rottenness and evil from within his Jew soul. – Bobby Cairo
It took me a few years to realize that nobody except bums and the unwanted live in sewers...by that time, I was already a turtle shell, footsie pajama wearing man, mein father. – TMNT Security
Oooh! Look at me, I'm a Monster! Raaarrr!! I am fire; I am death! Oh, wait, wrong franchise. – Bonnie Blue
"How could I have missed all of this?" Greybeard said, still looking confused.
"Maybe because you've been high for like 700 years. Look, you have a bong in your hands right now." – Greybeard
It was... Ugh... White Bernie Mac's night, and I applaud his... No, fuck that. Rotten Core gets no respect from me. Any talent he might have be damned; he's a despicable excuse for a human being. So fuck him. – Lucious Starr
“Damn right, ok, just have to stay focused on the match…and not those gorgeous melons that are all up in my face when I look at that picture.” – Dustin Beaver
If these guys even want a chance at beating me. There best bet is to have this one be a handicap, which still won't help because I don't lose. - Rey de Reyes
Mikey eXtreme: This one goes out to Chelsea, the weakest person I have ever faced.
He pours a little whiskey out of the bottle over one of the two men that were just laid out.
Mikey eXtreme: Not too much though, she’s not that special. – Mikey eXtreme
I want the trash bags of this city to know that their savior is among them, like when Jesus entered Jerusalem. - Bernard “Common” Core
Oh god Oh god I can’t believe it the humility how could I have gotten pinned again. Oh god how could someone possiblly reverse my finishing move again. AHHHHHHHHH I lost to Patrilli I’m the one who ended his losing streak. – Vengeance
The WCF world thought Logan wouldn't attend this Sunday because he didn't want to, but the truth was he trapped inside Katherine's butt. – Logan
I had to get in there before that annoying Johnny character and his fake chum, my boss, had filled the fridge with crap alcopops. - The Incredible Minx
The takeaway is this: don’t allow hope to grow inside you, lest I’m forced to dash it out. Don’t dream this up as some feminist-twist on a modern day David vs. Goliath. This is a far worse nightmare than you can comprehend. – Dune
I see you almost like a ebeneezer figure Rabid. Fucking ghost of Christmas present Occulo visiting you after already condemning a hated antagonist to hell. – Occulo
Yeah, cause you a fucking NERD! Haha. Those Nerd Smashers crack me up. – DeMarcus Jordan
The WCF’s penchant for exploiting family tragedies has been fuckin’ disgusting between the death of Grayson Pierce and Joey Flash’s kids. – Howard Black
Even Howard Black could beat that guy…and he lost Promo of the Year to a Song. - Joseph Malignaggi
Every bruise and cut is a reminder of my failures and how to overcome them - Akane "Nagasaki" Katsu
As he gets ready to pack his final bag, he reaches for his last item, the Trios Tag Belt he holds with Spencer Adams and Teo Del Sol. The belt he would defending on Slam. Would this be the last time he held this belt? – Vic Venable
Even a lion tamer still fears the monster in the cage. The monsters don’t stop being monsters Kyle. – Kyle Kemp
Wouldja look at this boys? We got some kinda superhero here. - Teo Del Sol
Sometimes to succeed, you have to fail. I understand that now, and on Slam, you will too. – Andre Holmes
Patrilli: You Mother Fucker.....
Patrilli is interrupted by K.L as he holds up his index finger while shush in him.
K.L. Henson: Is that any way to make a first impression. How are you ever going to get a job with interview skills like that. No that won't do one bit. – Patrilli
So I didn't win a damn thing at the ppv but I did do what I promised ..... as the inbred hillbillies didn't get their title after I set the table with the bottom boyfriends skull - Ultimate Destroyer
Flash, he wants to carry the innocence of his son around with him like a yoke around his neck; all to atone for his sins. That’s made him soft. An understandable condition, but soft. The victim; forever punished due to his lack of judgement. What manner of crime must he now consider himself guilty of? I wonder, perhaps he knows now that monsters do exist, to seek out their own. – Johnny Rabid
The name was an echo; distant and meaningless today, for those that knew him now would call him, “Oblivion”; the monster machine. The impending darkness. The ringmaster of that strange and secret show. – Johnny Rabid / Oblivion