Post by SickWaves Blackamura on Oct 2, 2015 19:33:00 GMT -5
Part 1: #FuccboiArmy
The scene open up with Andre sitting in a recliner. Empty beer bottles fill every surrounding surface while a haze of dankness fills the air. He looks down towards the vapid bitch swallowing his knob gobblin.
Andre: So me and my bros got this lame ass WAR match, right?
She removes her mouth temporarily to respond in what is one of the most basic bitch voices that Andre has ever heard.
Andre: Did I say to take the dick out of your mouth? Pop that shit back in, I’ve got more important things to talk about.
She looks offended, but continues, knowing that it is an honor to blow the famous guy at the party. #BeachKrewRulez #LULZ
Andre: So anyways, we’ve got this lame ass WAR shit and I haven’t really been the type to give a shit about being all competitive, I just think that shit’s for lames. Why should I care about a bunch of bitch ass #fuccbois who want to roll around for a shot at rolling around with some guy who holds the world title? Fucking stupid shit if you ask me. What’s the point of this wrestling shit? People wanna front like WAR matters, but I know that the only thing that matters in that business is hurting people and that’s something that I was born to do. Do you know what an elbow to the temple does, bruh? It fucking murks people, they drop like SEAgull shit and I end their careers My mindset changed a bit recently. I heard from the krew that Torture is putting his #FartcoreChampionship on the line and that whoever eliminates him from the match, gets his strap.
I’m not about to go tell Seth Lerch why I should win WAR. I’m showing up to that shit simply so that I can take that prize that so many think is so valuable, so worth their time. Apparently we got a bunch of motherfuckers around here that think their is some prestige to a strap for people who can’t get over the nineties. Face it, that hardcore era shit was fucking stupid, bruh. Bunch of racist ass fucking white people who thought being redneck was fucking cool. Fucking influencing people like Adam Young to think they could be a wrestler. You wanna know why I AM going to win that #fuccboi ass belt? Because it would eat people up inside to see a young black boy who doesn’t give a fuck about their business coming in and taking their gold. I don’t respect these lame fucking champions and I don’t care about their feelings, bruh bruh.
What did #BeachKrew say we would do? We said we would come in and fucking dominate and we did that shit. My bros came in and eliminated the midcard, reduced it to nothing but a bunch of glorified jobbers. People will be too busy fighting each other and shit that they won’t be able to handle a group our size who doesn’t go after one another. Jay Omega, Gemini Battle, Torture, and anyone else who thinks this is the show where they get to lift up the #FartcoreChampionship and feel some sense of pride are all wrong. I’ll be there laughing in their faces. I can smell the agony and taste the salt from a mile away. #FuccboiGenocide
The girl between Andre’s legs feels him start to jerk a bit as she removes his unit from her mouth and is met with a shower of man gravy.
Andre: Did I tell your ass to take that out? Bitches can’t suck a decent dick no more. Get outta my face, bruh.
He pushes the young woman away from him as another eager broad approaches and assumes the position.