Post by Deleted on May 3, 2015 15:56:32 GMT -5
Celestial Twilight
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Air Canada Centre.
Toronto, Canada.
Sunday, April 26th 2015 - 11:32pm
Disappointment, despair, hurt, anguish… a thousand feelings flashed through Katherine’s body as she desperately tried to shake off the pain, but it was no good, this was perhaps the most pain she had ever been through… or at least the most pain she could remember feeling. The truth was the pain didn’t bother her too much, in an odd way she actually enjoyed it, Katherine was far too busy thinking about how she had left Joey standing in the middle of the ring waiting for her only for her to never show up. The fact was Katherine had been jumped and brutally beaten by the newest WCF star, Celeste. She had majorly underestimated the redheads power and abilities and she had paid for it in big way.
Katherine tried to push herself up off the floor as blood poured off her face and extreme amounts of pain flowed through her body. She attempted to shake the pain out of her head but all this did is scatter blood across a nearby wall as several unknown people ran over to her and pushed her back onto the floor. The men were obviously some kind of medical staff as they desperately tried to restrain the hurt brunette.
Paramedic: Just try and remain calm Katherine, we’ll get you fixed up.
The paramedics attempted to strap Katherine down and place her onto a stretcher as she started to violently shake, tears streaming down her face, or what would be her face had it not been a mask of dark red blood.
Katherine had no idea how badly hurt she was, but she knew it was bad. Her whole body had begun to fight against itself, not allowing her to move her arms much or even give her enough strength to fight off the paramedics which she desperately wanted to do. Flashbacks began to rush through her head as Katherine saw and winced in pain at the sight of Celeste attacking her with those brass knuckles of hers, just beating her face down into a bloodied broken mess. The paramedics tried their hardest to keep Katherine calm as the visions continued to haunt her… but there was something else. She couldn’t place her finger on it… but there was something else in her head which was doing the real damage to the already broken down Katherine Phoenix. There was something deep down inside of herself which was just tearing her to shreds and putting her through far more agony than anything Celeste had or could possibly ever do to her… and no matter how hard she tried she just could not put a finger to it. All Katherine could hear was laughter, laughter she recognized like a terrible nightmare which had come to life within her very own body.
Katherine’s body violently shook again as she saw another one of Celeste’s right hands connect hard with her face, almost causing her to fall off of the stretcher as she was being pushed through the backstage corridor. Katherine screamed out in agony again as the paramedics continued to fight to keep her still. Images continued to flash through Katherine’s head as the brunette desperately tried to keep them away from her, or at least make sense of them. The laughter grew louder and the emotional pain and scarring grew deeper within her… whatever was doing this to her, it was not Celeste. It was something far far worse. What Celeste had done to her had only awoken memories, deep dark memories which Katherine had long forgotten. What Celeste had done to her… what she had seen and been through just now… it was almost as if she had been through it before. It was all too familiar to her in every way. Katherine clenched her eyes together to try and ignore and fight off the pain as the voices within her head got even louder… she recognized this voice. But from where or even when she did not know.
Voice: Why didn't you fight back Katherine?! Ha! What a stupid question. We both know the answer to that one don’t we, huh? Redhead beating the absolute living hell out of you and proving to the world just how weak and pathetic you really are… it seems all so familiar doesn’t it? Almost as if you’ve been through it all before… like WE’VE been through all this before. You were fucking weak then and you’re fucking weak now, Katherine. Or should I call you Lilith?!
Katherine’s eyes shot open as the voices continued to taunt her, echoing through her skull. She didn’t understand why this was happening to her, but she knew it was bad. Maybe they were right about her all along, maybe she was crazy.
Voice: You’re fucking worthless, bitch. No wonder you’re all alone in this world! Awwwwwww poor little Kathy, no one wants to be her friend. Cry me a fucking river.
Tears streamed down Katherine’s face as she desperately tried to lift her arms up to cover her ears, but the paramedics immediately pushed them back down not helping her at all.
Katherine: Shut up… SHUT UP… SHUT UPPPPPPPPPP!!!
Katherine’s body shook again as she saw yet another hard right hand coming directly at her. The image she saw as Celeste just snarled at her as the redhead just unleashed hard lefts and rights directly into her skull… but there was something far more terrifying in this image. Something which made her blood run cold… something so disgustingly cold and evil it made her want to just curl up into a ball and hide away from whatever it was. There was something… or someone stood in the background watching Celeste attack a down and defenseless Katherine… it was smiling, encouraging the redhead to brutalize her. The image in the background stepped closer to Katherine’s downed body, a smile on its face so wicked and evil it made Katherine shudder. Katherine didn’t recognize the image… but she knew that she had seen it before somewhere… she knew that she had seen HER before.
Katherine: Let me go! LET ME GO!!! We need to leave now! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!! We’re all in terrible danger! I know it! You idiots don’t realize it! NONE OF YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU’RE DOING!!! LET ME GOOOOOOOO!!!
More tears flowed down Katherine’s face as the paramedics looked at her confused. Katherine somehow managed to gather enough strength to fight against the straps holding her down onto the stretcher and tried to break and push them away, the paramedics tried their hardest to keep her restrained.
Paramedic: What’s going on here? What’s wrong with her?
Paramedic #2: I have… no idea. She’s delusional. We need to get out of here before she hurts herself…
Katherine looked up at the paramedics as they desperately continued to try their hardest to keep the brunette calm and to her absolute horror she saw two redheads stood over the top of her, each looking as evil as the next. In a panic Katherine grabbed the straps keeping her arms down and tore them off of her as one of the medics stupidly attempted to restrain her, Katherine simply grabbed his arm and snapped it in half throwing the man away from her as the stretcher fell onto its side, Katherine still laying down on top of it.
Paramedic: You broke my arm!
Katherine: I’ll break a lot more than that if you come near me again! Get the fuck out of my head and leave me aloneeeeeeee!!!
The paramedics didn’t dare go near Katherine again as they quickly ran off and left the brunette lying on the floor in a pool of her own blood. Katherine slowly attempted to push herself up off floor but she was far too weak, far too broken down, she just fell face first onto the concrete floor and attempted to crawl into one of the nearby rooms.
Katherine: H-help. P-please help me.
Tears rolled down Katherines beaten bloodied face as she slowly crawled up to the locker room door, desperately trying to reach and grab hold of the door handle. The brunette was completely out of it, drained of any strength she had left in her body. She knew that if she didn’t get help right at this very moment that it could very well be the end for her. She would fall unconscious and she didn’t know how long she would be out for. Dragging one hand down the door, leaving a trail of blood behind it, Katherine finally managed to reach up and pull down the door handled. The door slowly swung open as a final image flashed into her mind. Katherine crashed extremely hard onto the floor, her head bouncing off the concrete as she saw a ring bell swing into her face, almost taking her head clean off her shoulders. The brunette fell unconscious in the doorway of the room, blood flowing all around her.
Several hours passed as Katherine tossed back and forth in agony, nightmares and unthinkable horrors flowing through her mind as she remained in her unconscious slumber. She had absolutely no idea where she was or what had happened but she could sense that despite the pain she was feeling, she was safe... or so she thought. Katherine felt something soft and warm prod her in the face as stars flashed in her eyes, unable to open them.
Voice: You think she's okay? Poor girl, so misunderstood. She didn’t deserve what happened to her. You know I saw the whole thing, I almost stood up and said "Hey! Get your filthy paws off of her you dirty animal!", but I figured she wouldn't have understood me even if I did do that.
Voice: That redheaded bitch? Yeah she's a fuckin' cunt that mother fucker! Who the fuck does she fuckin' well think she mother fuckin' asshole shit tits is that dirty fuckin' whore!
Voice: Calm down, Ducky. Katherine doesn't need to be hearing that bad bad language right now. She needs her rest the poor girl.
Ducky Flash: Hey fuck you ya mother fuckin Mary Poppins sweet tart bitch asshole!
Katherine could hear some poor gentle soul burst out crying as she continued to listen to whoever or whatever was having an argument around her.
Ducky Flash: Hey don't cry, ya stupid slut. Ya wanna join my group? It'd be fuckin' great! The world will never see it fuckin' comin!
Voice: Ducky no one wants to join a group with you, okay? Take that nonsense outside. We have to do what's best for business and fix Katherine up!
Katherine once again felt something soft and cuddly press against her cheek as she struggled to open her eyes.
Voice: Wakey Wakey. You can't sleep all day, Katherine. That isn't best for business, that isn't best for business AT ALL!
Katherine finally managed to crack her eyes open slightly as she attempted to check out her surroundings. She was in someones locker room, who's she did not know. And she was laying down on a soft leather sofa. She attempted to speak but what came out of her mouth sounded more like a soft groan. At the other end of the room she heard someone speak, this voice she did recognize. She knew this one all too well.
Logan: So you're awake, huh babygurl? Just in time. Now you can make me my fricking sandwich!
Katherine: Wh-where am I?
Logan: Where are you? No, no sugar pants. You're asking the wrong question. The right question is... WHEN are you.
Katherine: When am I? What the fuck are you talking about Logan...
Logan: Hey! HEY! What is that? You think that is an acceptable way to address your king? I aught to wash out your mouth with a bar of soap!
Katherine sat up on the sofa and looked directly at Logan, who was sat cross legged on a nearby chair, completely naked.
Katherine: I was going to say that I should wash your mouth out with my boot being shoved down your throat... but now I'm just wondering why the hell you're naked! What the hell Logan?!
Logan: The question is... Why aren't you naked, babygurl.
Katherine: Logan I swear to god if you did anything to me when I was...
Logan: When you were what? Asleep? Don't worry I didn't do anything to you. I just rocked you back and forth in my arms as you had your adorable little nightmares.
Katherine looked down at her body, sure enough she was still fully dressed, still wearing the same outfit she remembered wearing. She raised her hand to her forehead and dabbed a couple of her fingers into the area most of the blood once was expecting there to still be blood there, but there was none. Her face however still felt extremely bruised.
Katherine: What the hell did you mean by the whole "when am I" thing anyway you weirdo?
Logan: Oh that? That's nothing, don't worry about that.
Katherine: Logan...
Logan: Shut up. I said not to worry about it, babygurl.
Katherine: You shut up! Tell me what you meant!
Logan: Shut up!
Katherine: You shut up!
Logan: Don't you tell your king what to do! Unbelievable!
Katherine: Logan I swear to god...
Logan sighed as he sat forward in his chair, sitting in such a way that he was almost inviting Katherine to check him out. She didn't want to, she really didn't... but she couldn't help it. She sneaked a quick peak and immediately regretted doing so, almost praying in her mind that Logan had not seen her do that.
Logan: You should be asking when are you because since you got so brutally attacked you have had one hell of a wild dream, babygurl. I listened to the whole thing! The last time we were together? That was when we did that Christmas special sketch, you remember that? Then you got brutally attacked by Sarah Twilight and she cut you up pretty bad. I watched it happen… I tried to stop her but I saw a quarter on the floor and had to stop to pick it up, by the time I had done that Twilight was already gone…
Katherine raised an eyebrow at Logan extremely confused by his story.
Katherine: What the hell are you talking about Logan? I got attacked by… errrrrrrr…
Logan: A redhead?
Katherine: Yeah…
Logan: Some stupid bitch with a bad attitude?
Katherine: Ummmmm… yeah! That’s the one…
Logan: Some soft little boudle bitch who thinks she’s better than she actually is yet hasn’t even made Mr WCF a fricking sandwich yet?
Katherine: Errrrrr yeah I guess so?
Logan by now had walked over to the sofa and had sat next to Katherine wrapping his arm around the brunette as if to comfort her.
Logan: Yeah that’s Sarah Twilight. Complete and utter boudle bitch that one. I see she’s done some damage to you there, babygurl. Want to play doctor?
Katherine: What?! No! What the hell are you talking about Logan! Who the hell is Sarah Twilight! What the fuck are you even talking about…
Logan: Jesus keep up, sweet cheeks. The redhead who attacked you… her name is Sarah Twilight!
Katherine: No its not! It’s… errrrrrrr… Celery or something like that.
Logan: Celery? What the hell are you talking about.
Katherine: How the hell should I know!
Logan: I’m not sure where this is going…
Katherine: Who were you talking to anyway? I heard you talking to someone when I was waking up. You haven’t made up with that soft little asshole Marc Mayhem have you…
Logan: Marc Mayhem? Who the hell is that… I think you mean Roy Speede and he’s out mowing my lawn for beer money.
Katherine sighed as she looked over at Logan, he was really starting to annoy her now.
Voice: You think we should jump out and say hi now or not?
Voice: Shhhhhhhhh! We don’t want to scare the poor girl, she’s been through a lot these past couple of days. That and also just jumping out like that wouldn’t be best for business. We need to do what’s best for business… after all Eric Bear is all about truth, integrity, and morals.
Ducky Flash: Oh shut the fuck up, Eric Bear! I swear this bullshit is puttin' me to fuckin' sleep you stupid fuckin' asshole!
Eric Bear: Shut up, Ducky! Don’t make me put you back in the corner!
Ducky Flash: Fuck ya fat fuckin' mother ya stupid asshole bear!
Katherine looked extremely confused as she desperately searched the room trying to find wherever the voices were coming from. Logan just sat next to her looking smug as usual.
Katherine: The hell? Who have you got in this room with us Logan?!
Logan: I have no idea what you're talking about, babygurl. It's just you and me just like it should be! Also some of your old bears are in here... I just couldn't bare to see them go, the soft little boudles.
Katherine: Bears?
Logan: You don't remember? You used to tell me all the time about how "happiful" the bears made you. Honestly what did Twilight do to you?!
Katherine: It wasn't Twilight! I don't even know who the hell that is!
Whilst Katherine continued to yell at Logan about god only knows what the WCF legend reached over behind the sofa and picked up the first bear he could find and brought it over the top of the sofa in front of Katherine. The bear seemingly came to life in Logans hands, wriggling and trying to fight him off. Katherine’s face went white as she stared at the bear.
Katherine: Oh my god!!!
Katherine jumped over the arm of the sofa and pushed herself across the floor keeping far away from the bear in Logan’s hands.
Logan: What the hell babygurl?
Katherine: Don't you what the hell me! What the fuck are you thinking putting that thing near me!
Logan: What's the big deal? It's only a bear, girl pants.
Logan took the bear in his hands and began to play around with it trying to show Katherine how harmless it actually was.
Logan: Roar! Look at me I'm a terrifying bear!
Katherine just sat on the floor terrified as she continued to watch Logan with the bear.
Voice: Ha! That guy is so stupid!
Katherine: Hahaha I know right! That's what I was thinking!
Katherine looked down at the direction the voice had just come from to see another small tubby little bear walk out from behind the sofa. This one unlike the one Logan had in his hands was quite chubby and had a piece of cake in his paw. Katherine freaked out and jumped up off the floor and pinned herself against the wall as she watched Ducky Flash walk around the table in the distance with a bunch of old cobweb covered bears closely following him.
Ducky Flash: Fuckin' behold! I, Ducky Flash have just befriended and joined a group with this worthless fuckin' group of old washed up bears! Bow down to the fuckin' duck, Kathy. Bow the fuck down!
Katherine grabbed at her hair and closed her eyes trying to get all of this out of her head, she was about to run out of the locker room screaming but Logan noticed this and quickly stood up and grabbed the brunette before she had chance to leave.
Logan: Whoa, babygurl. Whoa! What’s going on here?
Katherine: Wh-whats going on?! There are fucking bears everywhere! BEARS EVERYWHERE!!! Do you know what they’re capable of?! Do you know what they do to a girl?! They… they get in your head, Logan! They made me do things! Horrible, unthinkable things!
Logan: Right, right… and that’s a bad thing, why? You were so much cooler back when you were with the bears, Lilo. Then you come back here without them and you’re all boring and lame, girl pants. You really think you’d have gotten your ass kicked by the likes of Celeste if you had the bears with you and you were Lilo again? MY Lilo? I don’t think so, babygurl. I don’t fucking think so!
Katherine: Celeste? I thought you said it was Sarah Twilight!
Logan: It doesn’t matter who it was, the important thing is you didn’t image it you crazy fruit loop asshole.
Ducky Flash waddled forward and placed his wing onto Katherine’s leg, the cobweb covered bears closely following behind him.
Ducky Flash: This stupid fuckin’ asshole speaks the truth, Kathy ya stupid fuckin’ whore. You were so much fuckin’ cooler when you had the fuckin’ bears on ya side. Also ya should probably consider getting a group of cobweb covered bastards ta fuckin’ follow you around bitch tits. It’ll make ya so much cooler!
Katherine sighed as she pressed her back against the wall and slid down it until she was sitting on the floor. She placed her head in her hands and sat in silence for a few moments thinking about what Logan had said.
Katherine: It’s not that simple Logan. You can’t just ask me to go back to being a way I used to be when I cant even remember how that was or what I was like. Do you have any idea how it feels to look at you and see you looking at me with a million different memories in your eyes, seeing me as a girl I no longer am and don’t even remember being? It fucking hurts, Logan. It fucking hurts. To wish one thing but know you could never have it. I don’t know what happened to me when I was away from you, but it changed me. And apparently it changed me in a bad way.
Logan: Remember this!
Logan hit a pelvic thrust right at Katherine, hitting her dead in the head and causing her to fall over to the side onto the floor.
Katherine: What the hell, Logan?!
Logan: No! NO!!! You think I’m going to tolerate this boudle talk from you girl pants?! Screw that! It’s about time the OLD Lilith was back! Not this pathetic little trashcan you are nowadays!
Katherine: Hey screw you! I’m not pathetic!
Logan: Oh yeah?! I asked you to make me a sandwich ages ago and what did you do?
Katherine: Errrrrr… nothing?
Logan: Exactly! The old Lilo would have punched me in the face for even thinking about me having a sandwich! We’d have wrestled around for a while and then we’d have made out… why don’t you fight me, huh?!
Katherine: I’m not fighting you, Logan. I have no reason to.
Logan: Nonsense you have plenty of reasons to fight me! You just don’t realize it yet, babygurl!
Katherine: Shut up Logan!
Logan: Sorry, Lilo. I do this for your own good.
Before Katherine knew what Logan was doing, he grabbed her up off the floor and carried her over to a large box over in the corner of the room. What was in the box Katherine had no idea, but she wasn’t about to find out. Katherine tried to fight Logan off of her but Logan just tightened his grip on her. Katherine tried anything to break his hold on her clawing and biting him but Logan just did not let go no matter what she did. Logan kicked open the box and immediately Katherine could see that it was full of teddy bears, who immediately came to life and started to try and claw their way out of the box.
Katherine: Logan! LOGAN!!! Stop!!! I don’t want to be near them! Please! I’m sorry! I’ll make you a sandwich! Please! I’ll do anything you want!
Logan: Wrong answer, babygurl.
Logan just threw Katherine into the box and the bears immediately covered her body just pulling her down into the dark furry abyss. Logan slammed the lid as Katherine’s screams of absolute terror grew fainter into the distance.
Arena Mexico.
Mexico City, Mexico
Sunday, May 3rd 2015 - 3:32pm
Mexico City wasn’t a thing like Lilith had imagined it being, she thought the whole place would smell like some kind of Mexican food, she was wrong. It instead smelt like nothing but dirt, sweat and fear… she had no idea why but she sure did find it funny. Lilith skipped down the corridor as she met up with Logan who was preparing for their upcoming match eating one of his prematch sandwiches which Lilith had lovingly made for him. Lilith almost skipped directly into Logan as she was far too distracted by some idiot eating an ice cream, which she of course wanted and pouted as she didn’t have one. Logan noticed that Lilith looked sad as she stood next to the WCF legend, rocking back and forth happifully.
Logan: What’s wrong babygurl? Why the sad face?
Lilith: It’s nothing, Logi Bear. I just… I just saw that that stupid annoying guy over there had an ice cream and I don’t have one! Why don’t I have one, Logi?! WHY!!! I want one!!! I want oneeeeeeeee!!!
Logan: Will it make you happy if I get one for you girl pants?
Lilith jumped high in the air excited and grinned very brightly at Logan.
Lilith: Yes Yes Yes! I want one! I want one! I want oneeeeeeee!!! Give meeeeeeeee!!!
Logan immediately walked over to the stupid boudle trashcan asshole across the corridor and grabbed the ice cream directly out of his hand and then punched him hard into his stupid stinking face, knocking him out. Logan handed the ice cream to Lilith as the brunette practically jumped into his arms, squeezing him hard.
Lilith: Yayyyyyyyyyyy! Thank youuuuu Logi Bear! Ummmmmm… to say thank you for being such a sweetie I’ve got something for you too!
Logan: A gift? Really Lilith I don't need anything...
Lilith: Wait a minute now Logi Bear, wait a minute.
Lilith took off one of her favorite rings and placed it in Logans hand.
Lilith: Look at this, see that? This here is the favorite thing that I have here on this earth. This ring it brought me great luck, Logi. It had a power in it which made me capable of doing some great things... and now I'm giving it to you. And it’s gonna be like a... an angel on your shoulder, see? And when we get to the trio finals... if you get hurt and you feel like you're going down... this little angel is going to whisper in your ear. It's gonna say... GET UP YOU SON OF A BITCH, COS LILITH LOVES YA!
Logan stared down at the ring in his hand.
Logan: Thank you...
Swallowed a lump in his throat.
Logan: So much.
He grabbed Lilith and pulled her in for a squeeze.
Logan: Hold it right there, got to take a piss.
He left Lilith's side and headed to the potty. Once inside, he lifted the lid, took out his jumbo hotdog of treachery and let the good times roll. Twirling the ring in his hand, he zipped up with the other and smacked the lever flushing the toilet - the ring danced off his fingertip, hitting the inner bowl, and swirled down the drain. He gasped.
Logan: AH.
He went to reach for it but it was too late.
Logan: FUCK YOU, TOILET.
After washing up, he rejoined Lilith.
Logan: So any plans tonight? You know… after we’ve won perhaps the easiest match we’ll have all year.
Lilith reached into her bra and brought out a thick gold necklace, looking up at Logan holding out the chain.
Lilith: Pass me the ring, Logan. I'll put it on this and then you can wear it around your neck. It'll bring you good luck. And then maybe... just MAYBE you will actually be able to win the world championship again since... whenever it was you last won it.
Logan: You walk around with a gold necklace tucked in your boobs?
He tried to change the subject. Sort of.
Lilith: Oh yeah, I keep all sorts of things in there.
Lilith reached into her bra and brought out a penknife, a hammer, a screwdriver, a manicure set and what appeared to be some kind of electrical appliance. She held it out in her hands as Logan looked on in amazement.
Lilith: You never know when this stuff will come in handy, Logan.
Logan: You wouldn't happen to have a hotdog in there would you? That'd be soooo hot!
Lilith: Shut up Logan! Why would I ever need an emergency hotdog?!
Logan: Why would you NOT need an emergency hotdog? Let me just check. I know how you are sometimes.
He shoved his hand down her bra and started digging around. He felt something wet and slippery.
Logan: HOTDOG.
He pulled out a snake and gasped, shaking it off his hand.
Logan: WHY...?
Lilith grabbed hold of her pet snake and put him back into her bra shaking her head at him.
Lilith: You thought a snake felt like a hotdog?! You're a weird guy, Logan... a weird guy.
Logan: But seriously, why do you have a pet snake down there?
Lilith: You're asking the wrong questions, Logan. The question is... why don't YOU have a snake down there?
Lilith pointed at Logans crotch and giggled as if she was a five year old school girl.
Logan: Because it might fight with the other snake. You can't keep two snakes. You ever tried to have two in your bra at the same time?
Lilith: You raise a good point. Anyway, pass me the ring babygurl. I'll sort it out for you.
Lilith just stood there grinning into Logans face. She already knew that Logan had either lost, dropped or thrown it away but watching him stumble over his words was extremely cute. He punched her shoulder.
Logan: Seen a spider on you. Well, Lilith, ya see... not sure if you wanna see the ring right now. Well I was in the bathroom... I uh... put it in my piercing. Do you know what a prince albert is?
Lilith: A prince albert? Is that some kinda gay bar? I knew that Marc Mayhem was into that kinda stuff... but you Logan? Hmmmmmm well I didn't see that one coming. Actually I tell a lie. I knew you were gay years ago. But anyway yeah I'll pass. Luckily enough I have plenty more of those things. Can you believe they're only 25 cents each from walmart? Here choose another...
Lilith reached into the other side of her bra and grabbed a handful of the cheap plastic rings, each a different size and color.
Lilith: The pink ones are my favorite. But some of them glow in the dark as well, I had one which lit up once but I broke that when I punched Marc Mayhem in his stupid stinking face not so long ago.
Logan: Gay?! No. Not me. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT. No, a prince albert is when you get like the head of your junk pierced... I think. I don't have one anyway. See?
He took out his dick and one of the nearby backstage staff workers gasped at Logan trying not to look.
Logan: Glad you got more rings!
Just as Lilith was about to yell at Logan to put his dick away, her pet snake suddenly jumped out of her bra and attacked his privates most likely thinking that it was some kind of small mouse or something. Lilith burst out laughing as she watched Logan fighting to get the snake off of him.
Lilith: Hahahahahaha! That is SOOOOOO funny! See and you wonder why I have a pet snake. All girls need one.
He flexed his penis and it broke the snakes jaw.
Logan: Sorry about your snake. Guess he bit off more than he could chew!
Lilith just shrugged her shoulders still laughing at Logan.
Lilith: That's alright hunny, he wasn't mine anyway. I was just looking after him for a friend.
Logan: For a friend? Don't lie, Lilith. You don't have any friends.
Lilith: Shut up your mouth! I do so have friends!
Logan: You shut up!
Lilith: SHUT UP!!
Logan: YOU SHUT UP BITCH PANTS!!!
Lilith: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL FUCKING END YOU!!!
Logan: Anyway yeah, you don't have any friends.
Lilith: I do so!
Logan: Oh yeah? Name one.
Lilith stops and thinks for a moment.
Lilith: Ummmmmmm... Billy.
Logan: Billy?
Lilith: YEAH!
Logan: The cameraman? He's not your friend. He's paid to follow you around.
Lilith: He's paid to take pictures of me naked?
Logan: Ye--- wait, WHAT?
Lilith: It's okay Logan. He said it was for research. It's cool.
Logan: That's funny. You know Tiffany?
Lilith: Who?
Logan: The female cameraman... or.. camerawoman.
Lilith: Never met her.
Logan: WELL SHE'S REAL.
Lilith: Oh.
Logan: Shaved my balls and ass for me the other day.
Lilith just stared straight at Logan.
Logan: Yeah.
Lilith: You always have to try and out do me don't you Logan. This is just like the time I won that giant bear in that carnival and you told me that you won the whole carnival! Still pissed you got me arrested though. Kidnapping?! Pfffffft!! How was I supposed to know that the giant mascot bear thing isn't a REAL bear and taking him home was illegal.
Logan: Not my fault you were drunk. Unbelievable.
Lilith: Drunk on life, Logan. Drunk on life.
He put his dick back in his pants. Finally.
Logan: I have a plan, Lilith. Want to hear it?
Lilith: If your plan is to go to Hooters, eat some hotdogs and laugh at some weak little trashcan like Joey Flash on TV... I'm way ahead of you, Logi Bear!
Lilith reached into her bra yet again and pulled out a piece of paper saying that they had reservations for a table at Hooters in an hours time. Logan just looked at Lilith in disbelief.
Logan: How much stuff do you actually have in there?
Lilith: Enough, Logan. Enough.
Logan: Not a big fan of Hooters. Just gives me blue balls, but since you're here you'll be able to take care of that for me when the time comes.
He snatched the paper out of her hands and ate it.
Logan: You'll also have to mingle for good seats and pay for my meal. Heh. Heh.
Lilith: Pay for your meal?! Pffffffffft! You're Mr WCF *cough* supposedly *cough* you should be paying for me! Also I'm curious... what actually was your plan? Unless it was just to go straight to the blue ball sorting out but I don't see how THAT is going to help win our match really. Surely if anything that'll just tire you out even more. Don't fighters, actual good fighters say that before a match they don't have sex? Pretty sure they do, Logan...
Logan: I eat hotdogs during matches. Nothing gets in the way of treachery. No more excuses, swine. Please your WCF Lord, and then buy him dinner.
Lilith: Okay. Okay.
Several hours pass as Logan and Lilith walk hand in hand down a back alleyway, passing many different dumpsters. Lilith has a massive grin on her face as Logan just looks confused as he usually did whenever he was around Lilith.
Lilith: You're going to absolutely love this place.
Logan: What place? I don't see any places to dine around here. Only a dump.
Lilith: Ah, there he is. Hi, Teddy Bundy!
A foul smelling bum peeked his head out from underneath a curtain of rags.
Bundy: Aye there, darlin'. Can't keep yer mouth off my meats can ya?
Logan cocked an eyebrow as Lilith and Bundy shared a chuckle.
Lilith: Only the finest in town. Try some, Logan. Go on.
He looked over to a tin platter full of left over eaten hotdogs and cheeseburgers.
Logan: What the hell.
He grabbed one of Bundy's hotdogs and chewed off a stale end.
Lilith: Love it don't you? Huh?
Logan: Disgusting.
Lilith: Yeahhhhhhhhh… which reminds you of what?
Logan: Errrrrr… eating garbage out of a dumpster?
Lilith just shook her head at Logan in almost disbelief. She thought that Logan would have got why she had brought them here, but he clearly hadn’t.
Lilith: Logannnnnnnnn! Think about it! You’re eating trash… what else… or who else are trash? Or trashcans as you say?
Logan: Errrrrr… Torture?
Lilith once again sighed at Logan.
Lilith: What is it with you and Torture? The guy is a complete and utter waste of space trashcan asshole! Get over it, Logi Bear!
Logan: Shut up girl pants! You just don’t understand. You weren’t there, Lilith. You weren’t there!
Lilith: No, Logan! I brought you here because tonight we are going… errrrrr… three on three? With three of the softest most pathetic pieces of trash boudles EVER to step foot into the ring! Celeste… errrrrr whats his name? And whats the other guys name? I don’t even know. Do you know Logan? Cos I don’t. I think theres a reason for this. You know what that is Logi Bear? Its pretty obvious. The reason neither of us have a clue who we’re facing and do not care either is because none of those stupid fools are even worth the time and the thought we should or could give them. First of all we have some redheaded stupid slut who is CLEARLY a wannabe…
Logan: Sarah Twilight.
Lilith: Yeah a wannabe Sarah Twilight! Some stupid red furred whore who thought that she’d be brave for one moment in her stupid pointless little life and try and attack me… try and take me down… bury me. I’m not going to lie, she hit me hard. I felt it. She busted me open, cut me up pretty bad… hell she even knocked me out. But wait… stop… just hold on for one second! Celeste did what I expected her to do. Hell she did what I WANTED her to do. She attacked me from behind, she fought me like the coward I and everyone else knew she was. Yes she may have hurt me, she may have made me bleed… but at the end of the day I am still standing. I am still breathing and I am STILL going to murder a red furred bitch! See the fact of the matter is, hunny. It doesn’t matter who you are… Celeste, Serbia, Sarah Twilight, Ana Valentine, Chelsea Armstrong… each and every one of them has tried their absolute hardest to take me down, tried to hurt me and put a stop to anything and everything I do. And what happened? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. They all failed. Then they left never to be seen again. I am the only one left and I intend to keep it that way, Celeste. Its really nothing personal. HA! Who am I kidding? It is personal, it is extremely personal. You tried to put me down, you failed… I won’t though. I will put you down, Mrs Red Fur. I will enjoy it, you will enjoy it. We will have fun! We’ll laugh, you’ll cry… you’ll fuck off. That’s the way it has been and that’s the way it will always be for anyone and everyone who ever pisses me off. Don’t believe me? Take a long hard look at Eve Vega… or don’t. Why? Because just like they always do… the bitch got hurt and the bitch ran away crying. A similar fate lies ahead for you, hunny. I am sorry Celeste… I am really really sorry but a girls just gotta do what a girls gotta do.
Logan looked at Lilith with admiration in his eyes, pretending to wipe a tear which was not there away from his face.
Logan: That was beautiful, Lilith. That was simply beautiful. What about the other two trashcans we’re facing?
Lilith: Who are they though? Because I haven’t got a clue who Celeste is teaming up with, Logi Bear. I am dead serious! Seriously serious! So serious you don’t even know how serious I actually am! THAT serious!
Logan: Errrrr… honestly I have no idea, babygurl. But you better say something. We have a quota to fill here.
Lilith: A quota? Whats that?
Logan: It doesn’t matter, times ticking! It’ll soon be time for you to make me a sandwich!
Lilith: Shut up Logan!
Logan: You shut up and say something about our other opponents!
Lilith just stood there looking at Logan with her big beautiful bright eyes and sighed at him hard.
Lilith: Okay fineeeeeeeee! But don’t say I don’t ever do anything for you, babygurl. Okay so these other two guys we’re facing… who’s names I do not know and I do not care to learn. I’m sure they’ll be just like every other guy who I have faced in this company and beaten the absolute hell out of. They’ll look at me and say “Lilith? That girls crazyyyyyy! How can she be a threat?” then they’ll probably call me a slut, maybe even a psycho… and errrrrr whatever else these idiots usually try to insult me with. I’ll just stand there, stare at them and then slap the taste out of their stupid little mouths. I mean what is this? Kindergarten? Am I supposed to run of crying because some mean guy called me stupid? Or ugly? Or whatever else crap they can think of? Hahaha! Don’t make me laugh! These guys will likely say something stupid I’ve heard a million times before to try and get under my skin and upset me… but it wont work. It will never work. Do you understand me? NEVER!!! All it will lead to is your destruction. You want some advice? Don’t even bother showing up later but I promise you you will lose. I don’t want to hurt either of you guys, but I will if you stand in my way. Your adorable little red furred team mate on the other hand… her and I have some unfinished business we need to take care of! Soooooo you guys have your fun whilst me and that cute little red furred bitch have some fun. Okay? Good! See you later!
Lilith grinned at Logan as he was looking at his watch waiting for her to finish.
Lilith: How was that, Logi?
Logan: How was what? Oh you were talking? Sorry I missed it all, totally tuned out. Sorry babygurl.
Lilith sighed again as she slapped Logan on his arm.
Lilith: You’re so annoying, but I love you.
Logan: You know what I love, Lilo?
Lilith: Ummmmmm… me?
Logan: Nope, when you make me a freaking sandwich!
Lilith: You’re so romantic.
Logan: I thought so too.
Lilith shoved the weird man known as Bundy into the dumpster, slamming the lid on his head as the couple then walked away from the scene.
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Air Canada Centre.
Toronto, Canada.
Sunday, April 26th 2015 - 11:32pm
Disappointment, despair, hurt, anguish… a thousand feelings flashed through Katherine’s body as she desperately tried to shake off the pain, but it was no good, this was perhaps the most pain she had ever been through… or at least the most pain she could remember feeling. The truth was the pain didn’t bother her too much, in an odd way she actually enjoyed it, Katherine was far too busy thinking about how she had left Joey standing in the middle of the ring waiting for her only for her to never show up. The fact was Katherine had been jumped and brutally beaten by the newest WCF star, Celeste. She had majorly underestimated the redheads power and abilities and she had paid for it in big way.
Katherine tried to push herself up off the floor as blood poured off her face and extreme amounts of pain flowed through her body. She attempted to shake the pain out of her head but all this did is scatter blood across a nearby wall as several unknown people ran over to her and pushed her back onto the floor. The men were obviously some kind of medical staff as they desperately tried to restrain the hurt brunette.
Paramedic: Just try and remain calm Katherine, we’ll get you fixed up.
The paramedics attempted to strap Katherine down and place her onto a stretcher as she started to violently shake, tears streaming down her face, or what would be her face had it not been a mask of dark red blood.
Katherine had no idea how badly hurt she was, but she knew it was bad. Her whole body had begun to fight against itself, not allowing her to move her arms much or even give her enough strength to fight off the paramedics which she desperately wanted to do. Flashbacks began to rush through her head as Katherine saw and winced in pain at the sight of Celeste attacking her with those brass knuckles of hers, just beating her face down into a bloodied broken mess. The paramedics tried their hardest to keep Katherine calm as the visions continued to haunt her… but there was something else. She couldn’t place her finger on it… but there was something else in her head which was doing the real damage to the already broken down Katherine Phoenix. There was something deep down inside of herself which was just tearing her to shreds and putting her through far more agony than anything Celeste had or could possibly ever do to her… and no matter how hard she tried she just could not put a finger to it. All Katherine could hear was laughter, laughter she recognized like a terrible nightmare which had come to life within her very own body.
Katherine’s body violently shook again as she saw another one of Celeste’s right hands connect hard with her face, almost causing her to fall off of the stretcher as she was being pushed through the backstage corridor. Katherine screamed out in agony again as the paramedics continued to fight to keep her still. Images continued to flash through Katherine’s head as the brunette desperately tried to keep them away from her, or at least make sense of them. The laughter grew louder and the emotional pain and scarring grew deeper within her… whatever was doing this to her, it was not Celeste. It was something far far worse. What Celeste had done to her had only awoken memories, deep dark memories which Katherine had long forgotten. What Celeste had done to her… what she had seen and been through just now… it was almost as if she had been through it before. It was all too familiar to her in every way. Katherine clenched her eyes together to try and ignore and fight off the pain as the voices within her head got even louder… she recognized this voice. But from where or even when she did not know.
Voice: Why didn't you fight back Katherine?! Ha! What a stupid question. We both know the answer to that one don’t we, huh? Redhead beating the absolute living hell out of you and proving to the world just how weak and pathetic you really are… it seems all so familiar doesn’t it? Almost as if you’ve been through it all before… like WE’VE been through all this before. You were fucking weak then and you’re fucking weak now, Katherine. Or should I call you Lilith?!
Katherine’s eyes shot open as the voices continued to taunt her, echoing through her skull. She didn’t understand why this was happening to her, but she knew it was bad. Maybe they were right about her all along, maybe she was crazy.
Voice: You’re fucking worthless, bitch. No wonder you’re all alone in this world! Awwwwwww poor little Kathy, no one wants to be her friend. Cry me a fucking river.
Tears streamed down Katherine’s face as she desperately tried to lift her arms up to cover her ears, but the paramedics immediately pushed them back down not helping her at all.
Katherine: Shut up… SHUT UP… SHUT UPPPPPPPPPP!!!
Katherine’s body shook again as she saw yet another hard right hand coming directly at her. The image she saw as Celeste just snarled at her as the redhead just unleashed hard lefts and rights directly into her skull… but there was something far more terrifying in this image. Something which made her blood run cold… something so disgustingly cold and evil it made her want to just curl up into a ball and hide away from whatever it was. There was something… or someone stood in the background watching Celeste attack a down and defenseless Katherine… it was smiling, encouraging the redhead to brutalize her. The image in the background stepped closer to Katherine’s downed body, a smile on its face so wicked and evil it made Katherine shudder. Katherine didn’t recognize the image… but she knew that she had seen it before somewhere… she knew that she had seen HER before.
Katherine: Let me go! LET ME GO!!! We need to leave now! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!! We’re all in terrible danger! I know it! You idiots don’t realize it! NONE OF YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU’RE DOING!!! LET ME GOOOOOOOO!!!
More tears flowed down Katherine’s face as the paramedics looked at her confused. Katherine somehow managed to gather enough strength to fight against the straps holding her down onto the stretcher and tried to break and push them away, the paramedics tried their hardest to keep her restrained.
Paramedic: What’s going on here? What’s wrong with her?
Paramedic #2: I have… no idea. She’s delusional. We need to get out of here before she hurts herself…
Katherine looked up at the paramedics as they desperately continued to try their hardest to keep the brunette calm and to her absolute horror she saw two redheads stood over the top of her, each looking as evil as the next. In a panic Katherine grabbed the straps keeping her arms down and tore them off of her as one of the medics stupidly attempted to restrain her, Katherine simply grabbed his arm and snapped it in half throwing the man away from her as the stretcher fell onto its side, Katherine still laying down on top of it.
Paramedic: You broke my arm!
Katherine: I’ll break a lot more than that if you come near me again! Get the fuck out of my head and leave me aloneeeeeeee!!!
The paramedics didn’t dare go near Katherine again as they quickly ran off and left the brunette lying on the floor in a pool of her own blood. Katherine slowly attempted to push herself up off floor but she was far too weak, far too broken down, she just fell face first onto the concrete floor and attempted to crawl into one of the nearby rooms.
Katherine: H-help. P-please help me.
Tears rolled down Katherines beaten bloodied face as she slowly crawled up to the locker room door, desperately trying to reach and grab hold of the door handle. The brunette was completely out of it, drained of any strength she had left in her body. She knew that if she didn’t get help right at this very moment that it could very well be the end for her. She would fall unconscious and she didn’t know how long she would be out for. Dragging one hand down the door, leaving a trail of blood behind it, Katherine finally managed to reach up and pull down the door handled. The door slowly swung open as a final image flashed into her mind. Katherine crashed extremely hard onto the floor, her head bouncing off the concrete as she saw a ring bell swing into her face, almost taking her head clean off her shoulders. The brunette fell unconscious in the doorway of the room, blood flowing all around her.
Several hours passed as Katherine tossed back and forth in agony, nightmares and unthinkable horrors flowing through her mind as she remained in her unconscious slumber. She had absolutely no idea where she was or what had happened but she could sense that despite the pain she was feeling, she was safe... or so she thought. Katherine felt something soft and warm prod her in the face as stars flashed in her eyes, unable to open them.
Voice: You think she's okay? Poor girl, so misunderstood. She didn’t deserve what happened to her. You know I saw the whole thing, I almost stood up and said "Hey! Get your filthy paws off of her you dirty animal!", but I figured she wouldn't have understood me even if I did do that.
Voice: That redheaded bitch? Yeah she's a fuckin' cunt that mother fucker! Who the fuck does she fuckin' well think she mother fuckin' asshole shit tits is that dirty fuckin' whore!
Voice: Calm down, Ducky. Katherine doesn't need to be hearing that bad bad language right now. She needs her rest the poor girl.
Ducky Flash: Hey fuck you ya mother fuckin Mary Poppins sweet tart bitch asshole!
Katherine could hear some poor gentle soul burst out crying as she continued to listen to whoever or whatever was having an argument around her.
Ducky Flash: Hey don't cry, ya stupid slut. Ya wanna join my group? It'd be fuckin' great! The world will never see it fuckin' comin!
Voice: Ducky no one wants to join a group with you, okay? Take that nonsense outside. We have to do what's best for business and fix Katherine up!
Katherine once again felt something soft and cuddly press against her cheek as she struggled to open her eyes.
Voice: Wakey Wakey. You can't sleep all day, Katherine. That isn't best for business, that isn't best for business AT ALL!
Katherine finally managed to crack her eyes open slightly as she attempted to check out her surroundings. She was in someones locker room, who's she did not know. And she was laying down on a soft leather sofa. She attempted to speak but what came out of her mouth sounded more like a soft groan. At the other end of the room she heard someone speak, this voice she did recognize. She knew this one all too well.
Logan: So you're awake, huh babygurl? Just in time. Now you can make me my fricking sandwich!
Katherine: Wh-where am I?
Logan: Where are you? No, no sugar pants. You're asking the wrong question. The right question is... WHEN are you.
Katherine: When am I? What the fuck are you talking about Logan...
Logan: Hey! HEY! What is that? You think that is an acceptable way to address your king? I aught to wash out your mouth with a bar of soap!
Katherine sat up on the sofa and looked directly at Logan, who was sat cross legged on a nearby chair, completely naked.
Katherine: I was going to say that I should wash your mouth out with my boot being shoved down your throat... but now I'm just wondering why the hell you're naked! What the hell Logan?!
Logan: The question is... Why aren't you naked, babygurl.
Katherine: Logan I swear to god if you did anything to me when I was...
Logan: When you were what? Asleep? Don't worry I didn't do anything to you. I just rocked you back and forth in my arms as you had your adorable little nightmares.
Katherine looked down at her body, sure enough she was still fully dressed, still wearing the same outfit she remembered wearing. She raised her hand to her forehead and dabbed a couple of her fingers into the area most of the blood once was expecting there to still be blood there, but there was none. Her face however still felt extremely bruised.
Katherine: What the hell did you mean by the whole "when am I" thing anyway you weirdo?
Logan: Oh that? That's nothing, don't worry about that.
Katherine: Logan...
Logan: Shut up. I said not to worry about it, babygurl.
Katherine: You shut up! Tell me what you meant!
Logan: Shut up!
Katherine: You shut up!
Logan: Don't you tell your king what to do! Unbelievable!
Katherine: Logan I swear to god...
Logan sighed as he sat forward in his chair, sitting in such a way that he was almost inviting Katherine to check him out. She didn't want to, she really didn't... but she couldn't help it. She sneaked a quick peak and immediately regretted doing so, almost praying in her mind that Logan had not seen her do that.
Logan: You should be asking when are you because since you got so brutally attacked you have had one hell of a wild dream, babygurl. I listened to the whole thing! The last time we were together? That was when we did that Christmas special sketch, you remember that? Then you got brutally attacked by Sarah Twilight and she cut you up pretty bad. I watched it happen… I tried to stop her but I saw a quarter on the floor and had to stop to pick it up, by the time I had done that Twilight was already gone…
Katherine raised an eyebrow at Logan extremely confused by his story.
Katherine: What the hell are you talking about Logan? I got attacked by… errrrrrrr…
Logan: A redhead?
Katherine: Yeah…
Logan: Some stupid bitch with a bad attitude?
Katherine: Ummmmm… yeah! That’s the one…
Logan: Some soft little boudle bitch who thinks she’s better than she actually is yet hasn’t even made Mr WCF a fricking sandwich yet?
Katherine: Errrrrr yeah I guess so?
Logan by now had walked over to the sofa and had sat next to Katherine wrapping his arm around the brunette as if to comfort her.
Logan: Yeah that’s Sarah Twilight. Complete and utter boudle bitch that one. I see she’s done some damage to you there, babygurl. Want to play doctor?
Katherine: What?! No! What the hell are you talking about Logan! Who the hell is Sarah Twilight! What the fuck are you even talking about…
Logan: Jesus keep up, sweet cheeks. The redhead who attacked you… her name is Sarah Twilight!
Katherine: No its not! It’s… errrrrrrr… Celery or something like that.
Logan: Celery? What the hell are you talking about.
Katherine: How the hell should I know!
Logan: I’m not sure where this is going…
Katherine: Who were you talking to anyway? I heard you talking to someone when I was waking up. You haven’t made up with that soft little asshole Marc Mayhem have you…
Logan: Marc Mayhem? Who the hell is that… I think you mean Roy Speede and he’s out mowing my lawn for beer money.
Katherine sighed as she looked over at Logan, he was really starting to annoy her now.
Voice: You think we should jump out and say hi now or not?
Voice: Shhhhhhhhh! We don’t want to scare the poor girl, she’s been through a lot these past couple of days. That and also just jumping out like that wouldn’t be best for business. We need to do what’s best for business… after all Eric Bear is all about truth, integrity, and morals.
Ducky Flash: Oh shut the fuck up, Eric Bear! I swear this bullshit is puttin' me to fuckin' sleep you stupid fuckin' asshole!
Eric Bear: Shut up, Ducky! Don’t make me put you back in the corner!
Ducky Flash: Fuck ya fat fuckin' mother ya stupid asshole bear!
Katherine looked extremely confused as she desperately searched the room trying to find wherever the voices were coming from. Logan just sat next to her looking smug as usual.
Katherine: The hell? Who have you got in this room with us Logan?!
Logan: I have no idea what you're talking about, babygurl. It's just you and me just like it should be! Also some of your old bears are in here... I just couldn't bare to see them go, the soft little boudles.
Katherine: Bears?
Logan: You don't remember? You used to tell me all the time about how "happiful" the bears made you. Honestly what did Twilight do to you?!
Katherine: It wasn't Twilight! I don't even know who the hell that is!
Whilst Katherine continued to yell at Logan about god only knows what the WCF legend reached over behind the sofa and picked up the first bear he could find and brought it over the top of the sofa in front of Katherine. The bear seemingly came to life in Logans hands, wriggling and trying to fight him off. Katherine’s face went white as she stared at the bear.
Katherine: Oh my god!!!
Katherine jumped over the arm of the sofa and pushed herself across the floor keeping far away from the bear in Logan’s hands.
Logan: What the hell babygurl?
Katherine: Don't you what the hell me! What the fuck are you thinking putting that thing near me!
Logan: What's the big deal? It's only a bear, girl pants.
Logan took the bear in his hands and began to play around with it trying to show Katherine how harmless it actually was.
Logan: Roar! Look at me I'm a terrifying bear!
Katherine just sat on the floor terrified as she continued to watch Logan with the bear.
Voice: Ha! That guy is so stupid!
Katherine: Hahaha I know right! That's what I was thinking!
Katherine looked down at the direction the voice had just come from to see another small tubby little bear walk out from behind the sofa. This one unlike the one Logan had in his hands was quite chubby and had a piece of cake in his paw. Katherine freaked out and jumped up off the floor and pinned herself against the wall as she watched Ducky Flash walk around the table in the distance with a bunch of old cobweb covered bears closely following him.
Ducky Flash: Fuckin' behold! I, Ducky Flash have just befriended and joined a group with this worthless fuckin' group of old washed up bears! Bow down to the fuckin' duck, Kathy. Bow the fuck down!
Katherine grabbed at her hair and closed her eyes trying to get all of this out of her head, she was about to run out of the locker room screaming but Logan noticed this and quickly stood up and grabbed the brunette before she had chance to leave.
Logan: Whoa, babygurl. Whoa! What’s going on here?
Katherine: Wh-whats going on?! There are fucking bears everywhere! BEARS EVERYWHERE!!! Do you know what they’re capable of?! Do you know what they do to a girl?! They… they get in your head, Logan! They made me do things! Horrible, unthinkable things!
Logan: Right, right… and that’s a bad thing, why? You were so much cooler back when you were with the bears, Lilo. Then you come back here without them and you’re all boring and lame, girl pants. You really think you’d have gotten your ass kicked by the likes of Celeste if you had the bears with you and you were Lilo again? MY Lilo? I don’t think so, babygurl. I don’t fucking think so!
Katherine: Celeste? I thought you said it was Sarah Twilight!
Logan: It doesn’t matter who it was, the important thing is you didn’t image it you crazy fruit loop asshole.
Ducky Flash waddled forward and placed his wing onto Katherine’s leg, the cobweb covered bears closely following behind him.
Ducky Flash: This stupid fuckin’ asshole speaks the truth, Kathy ya stupid fuckin’ whore. You were so much fuckin’ cooler when you had the fuckin’ bears on ya side. Also ya should probably consider getting a group of cobweb covered bastards ta fuckin’ follow you around bitch tits. It’ll make ya so much cooler!
Katherine sighed as she pressed her back against the wall and slid down it until she was sitting on the floor. She placed her head in her hands and sat in silence for a few moments thinking about what Logan had said.
Katherine: It’s not that simple Logan. You can’t just ask me to go back to being a way I used to be when I cant even remember how that was or what I was like. Do you have any idea how it feels to look at you and see you looking at me with a million different memories in your eyes, seeing me as a girl I no longer am and don’t even remember being? It fucking hurts, Logan. It fucking hurts. To wish one thing but know you could never have it. I don’t know what happened to me when I was away from you, but it changed me. And apparently it changed me in a bad way.
Logan: Remember this!
Logan hit a pelvic thrust right at Katherine, hitting her dead in the head and causing her to fall over to the side onto the floor.
Katherine: What the hell, Logan?!
Logan: No! NO!!! You think I’m going to tolerate this boudle talk from you girl pants?! Screw that! It’s about time the OLD Lilith was back! Not this pathetic little trashcan you are nowadays!
Katherine: Hey screw you! I’m not pathetic!
Logan: Oh yeah?! I asked you to make me a sandwich ages ago and what did you do?
Katherine: Errrrrr… nothing?
Logan: Exactly! The old Lilo would have punched me in the face for even thinking about me having a sandwich! We’d have wrestled around for a while and then we’d have made out… why don’t you fight me, huh?!
Katherine: I’m not fighting you, Logan. I have no reason to.
Logan: Nonsense you have plenty of reasons to fight me! You just don’t realize it yet, babygurl!
Katherine: Shut up Logan!
Logan: Sorry, Lilo. I do this for your own good.
Before Katherine knew what Logan was doing, he grabbed her up off the floor and carried her over to a large box over in the corner of the room. What was in the box Katherine had no idea, but she wasn’t about to find out. Katherine tried to fight Logan off of her but Logan just tightened his grip on her. Katherine tried anything to break his hold on her clawing and biting him but Logan just did not let go no matter what she did. Logan kicked open the box and immediately Katherine could see that it was full of teddy bears, who immediately came to life and started to try and claw their way out of the box.
Katherine: Logan! LOGAN!!! Stop!!! I don’t want to be near them! Please! I’m sorry! I’ll make you a sandwich! Please! I’ll do anything you want!
Logan: Wrong answer, babygurl.
Logan just threw Katherine into the box and the bears immediately covered her body just pulling her down into the dark furry abyss. Logan slammed the lid as Katherine’s screams of absolute terror grew fainter into the distance.
Arena Mexico.
Mexico City, Mexico
Sunday, May 3rd 2015 - 3:32pm
Mexico City wasn’t a thing like Lilith had imagined it being, she thought the whole place would smell like some kind of Mexican food, she was wrong. It instead smelt like nothing but dirt, sweat and fear… she had no idea why but she sure did find it funny. Lilith skipped down the corridor as she met up with Logan who was preparing for their upcoming match eating one of his prematch sandwiches which Lilith had lovingly made for him. Lilith almost skipped directly into Logan as she was far too distracted by some idiot eating an ice cream, which she of course wanted and pouted as she didn’t have one. Logan noticed that Lilith looked sad as she stood next to the WCF legend, rocking back and forth happifully.
Logan: What’s wrong babygurl? Why the sad face?
Lilith: It’s nothing, Logi Bear. I just… I just saw that that stupid annoying guy over there had an ice cream and I don’t have one! Why don’t I have one, Logi?! WHY!!! I want one!!! I want oneeeeeeeee!!!
Logan: Will it make you happy if I get one for you girl pants?
Lilith jumped high in the air excited and grinned very brightly at Logan.
Lilith: Yes Yes Yes! I want one! I want one! I want oneeeeeeee!!! Give meeeeeeeee!!!
Logan immediately walked over to the stupid boudle trashcan asshole across the corridor and grabbed the ice cream directly out of his hand and then punched him hard into his stupid stinking face, knocking him out. Logan handed the ice cream to Lilith as the brunette practically jumped into his arms, squeezing him hard.
Lilith: Yayyyyyyyyyyy! Thank youuuuu Logi Bear! Ummmmmm… to say thank you for being such a sweetie I’ve got something for you too!
Logan: A gift? Really Lilith I don't need anything...
Lilith: Wait a minute now Logi Bear, wait a minute.
Lilith took off one of her favorite rings and placed it in Logans hand.
Lilith: Look at this, see that? This here is the favorite thing that I have here on this earth. This ring it brought me great luck, Logi. It had a power in it which made me capable of doing some great things... and now I'm giving it to you. And it’s gonna be like a... an angel on your shoulder, see? And when we get to the trio finals... if you get hurt and you feel like you're going down... this little angel is going to whisper in your ear. It's gonna say... GET UP YOU SON OF A BITCH, COS LILITH LOVES YA!
Logan stared down at the ring in his hand.
Logan: Thank you...
Swallowed a lump in his throat.
Logan: So much.
He grabbed Lilith and pulled her in for a squeeze.
Logan: Hold it right there, got to take a piss.
He left Lilith's side and headed to the potty. Once inside, he lifted the lid, took out his jumbo hotdog of treachery and let the good times roll. Twirling the ring in his hand, he zipped up with the other and smacked the lever flushing the toilet - the ring danced off his fingertip, hitting the inner bowl, and swirled down the drain. He gasped.
Logan: AH.
He went to reach for it but it was too late.
Logan: FUCK YOU, TOILET.
After washing up, he rejoined Lilith.
Logan: So any plans tonight? You know… after we’ve won perhaps the easiest match we’ll have all year.
Lilith reached into her bra and brought out a thick gold necklace, looking up at Logan holding out the chain.
Lilith: Pass me the ring, Logan. I'll put it on this and then you can wear it around your neck. It'll bring you good luck. And then maybe... just MAYBE you will actually be able to win the world championship again since... whenever it was you last won it.
Logan: You walk around with a gold necklace tucked in your boobs?
He tried to change the subject. Sort of.
Lilith: Oh yeah, I keep all sorts of things in there.
Lilith reached into her bra and brought out a penknife, a hammer, a screwdriver, a manicure set and what appeared to be some kind of electrical appliance. She held it out in her hands as Logan looked on in amazement.
Lilith: You never know when this stuff will come in handy, Logan.
Logan: You wouldn't happen to have a hotdog in there would you? That'd be soooo hot!
Lilith: Shut up Logan! Why would I ever need an emergency hotdog?!
Logan: Why would you NOT need an emergency hotdog? Let me just check. I know how you are sometimes.
He shoved his hand down her bra and started digging around. He felt something wet and slippery.
Logan: HOTDOG.
He pulled out a snake and gasped, shaking it off his hand.
Logan: WHY...?
Lilith grabbed hold of her pet snake and put him back into her bra shaking her head at him.
Lilith: You thought a snake felt like a hotdog?! You're a weird guy, Logan... a weird guy.
Logan: But seriously, why do you have a pet snake down there?
Lilith: You're asking the wrong questions, Logan. The question is... why don't YOU have a snake down there?
Lilith pointed at Logans crotch and giggled as if she was a five year old school girl.
Logan: Because it might fight with the other snake. You can't keep two snakes. You ever tried to have two in your bra at the same time?
Lilith: You raise a good point. Anyway, pass me the ring babygurl. I'll sort it out for you.
Lilith just stood there grinning into Logans face. She already knew that Logan had either lost, dropped or thrown it away but watching him stumble over his words was extremely cute. He punched her shoulder.
Logan: Seen a spider on you. Well, Lilith, ya see... not sure if you wanna see the ring right now. Well I was in the bathroom... I uh... put it in my piercing. Do you know what a prince albert is?
Lilith: A prince albert? Is that some kinda gay bar? I knew that Marc Mayhem was into that kinda stuff... but you Logan? Hmmmmmm well I didn't see that one coming. Actually I tell a lie. I knew you were gay years ago. But anyway yeah I'll pass. Luckily enough I have plenty more of those things. Can you believe they're only 25 cents each from walmart? Here choose another...
Lilith reached into the other side of her bra and grabbed a handful of the cheap plastic rings, each a different size and color.
Lilith: The pink ones are my favorite. But some of them glow in the dark as well, I had one which lit up once but I broke that when I punched Marc Mayhem in his stupid stinking face not so long ago.
Logan: Gay?! No. Not me. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT. No, a prince albert is when you get like the head of your junk pierced... I think. I don't have one anyway. See?
He took out his dick and one of the nearby backstage staff workers gasped at Logan trying not to look.
Logan: Glad you got more rings!
Just as Lilith was about to yell at Logan to put his dick away, her pet snake suddenly jumped out of her bra and attacked his privates most likely thinking that it was some kind of small mouse or something. Lilith burst out laughing as she watched Logan fighting to get the snake off of him.
Lilith: Hahahahahaha! That is SOOOOOO funny! See and you wonder why I have a pet snake. All girls need one.
He flexed his penis and it broke the snakes jaw.
Logan: Sorry about your snake. Guess he bit off more than he could chew!
Lilith just shrugged her shoulders still laughing at Logan.
Lilith: That's alright hunny, he wasn't mine anyway. I was just looking after him for a friend.
Logan: For a friend? Don't lie, Lilith. You don't have any friends.
Lilith: Shut up your mouth! I do so have friends!
Logan: You shut up!
Lilith: SHUT UP!!
Logan: YOU SHUT UP BITCH PANTS!!!
Lilith: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL FUCKING END YOU!!!
Logan: Anyway yeah, you don't have any friends.
Lilith: I do so!
Logan: Oh yeah? Name one.
Lilith stops and thinks for a moment.
Lilith: Ummmmmmm... Billy.
Logan: Billy?
Lilith: YEAH!
Logan: The cameraman? He's not your friend. He's paid to follow you around.
Lilith: He's paid to take pictures of me naked?
Logan: Ye--- wait, WHAT?
Lilith: It's okay Logan. He said it was for research. It's cool.
Logan: That's funny. You know Tiffany?
Lilith: Who?
Logan: The female cameraman... or.. camerawoman.
Lilith: Never met her.
Logan: WELL SHE'S REAL.
Lilith: Oh.
Logan: Shaved my balls and ass for me the other day.
Lilith just stared straight at Logan.
Logan: Yeah.
Lilith: You always have to try and out do me don't you Logan. This is just like the time I won that giant bear in that carnival and you told me that you won the whole carnival! Still pissed you got me arrested though. Kidnapping?! Pfffffft!! How was I supposed to know that the giant mascot bear thing isn't a REAL bear and taking him home was illegal.
Logan: Not my fault you were drunk. Unbelievable.
Lilith: Drunk on life, Logan. Drunk on life.
He put his dick back in his pants. Finally.
Logan: I have a plan, Lilith. Want to hear it?
Lilith: If your plan is to go to Hooters, eat some hotdogs and laugh at some weak little trashcan like Joey Flash on TV... I'm way ahead of you, Logi Bear!
Lilith reached into her bra yet again and pulled out a piece of paper saying that they had reservations for a table at Hooters in an hours time. Logan just looked at Lilith in disbelief.
Logan: How much stuff do you actually have in there?
Lilith: Enough, Logan. Enough.
Logan: Not a big fan of Hooters. Just gives me blue balls, but since you're here you'll be able to take care of that for me when the time comes.
He snatched the paper out of her hands and ate it.
Logan: You'll also have to mingle for good seats and pay for my meal. Heh. Heh.
Lilith: Pay for your meal?! Pffffffffft! You're Mr WCF *cough* supposedly *cough* you should be paying for me! Also I'm curious... what actually was your plan? Unless it was just to go straight to the blue ball sorting out but I don't see how THAT is going to help win our match really. Surely if anything that'll just tire you out even more. Don't fighters, actual good fighters say that before a match they don't have sex? Pretty sure they do, Logan...
Logan: I eat hotdogs during matches. Nothing gets in the way of treachery. No more excuses, swine. Please your WCF Lord, and then buy him dinner.
Lilith: Okay. Okay.
Several hours pass as Logan and Lilith walk hand in hand down a back alleyway, passing many different dumpsters. Lilith has a massive grin on her face as Logan just looks confused as he usually did whenever he was around Lilith.
Lilith: You're going to absolutely love this place.
Logan: What place? I don't see any places to dine around here. Only a dump.
Lilith: Ah, there he is. Hi, Teddy Bundy!
A foul smelling bum peeked his head out from underneath a curtain of rags.
Bundy: Aye there, darlin'. Can't keep yer mouth off my meats can ya?
Logan cocked an eyebrow as Lilith and Bundy shared a chuckle.
Lilith: Only the finest in town. Try some, Logan. Go on.
He looked over to a tin platter full of left over eaten hotdogs and cheeseburgers.
Logan: What the hell.
He grabbed one of Bundy's hotdogs and chewed off a stale end.
Lilith: Love it don't you? Huh?
Logan: Disgusting.
Lilith: Yeahhhhhhhhh… which reminds you of what?
Logan: Errrrrr… eating garbage out of a dumpster?
Lilith just shook her head at Logan in almost disbelief. She thought that Logan would have got why she had brought them here, but he clearly hadn’t.
Lilith: Logannnnnnnnn! Think about it! You’re eating trash… what else… or who else are trash? Or trashcans as you say?
Logan: Errrrrr… Torture?
Lilith once again sighed at Logan.
Lilith: What is it with you and Torture? The guy is a complete and utter waste of space trashcan asshole! Get over it, Logi Bear!
Logan: Shut up girl pants! You just don’t understand. You weren’t there, Lilith. You weren’t there!
Lilith: No, Logan! I brought you here because tonight we are going… errrrrr… three on three? With three of the softest most pathetic pieces of trash boudles EVER to step foot into the ring! Celeste… errrrrr whats his name? And whats the other guys name? I don’t even know. Do you know Logan? Cos I don’t. I think theres a reason for this. You know what that is Logi Bear? Its pretty obvious. The reason neither of us have a clue who we’re facing and do not care either is because none of those stupid fools are even worth the time and the thought we should or could give them. First of all we have some redheaded stupid slut who is CLEARLY a wannabe…
Logan: Sarah Twilight.
Lilith: Yeah a wannabe Sarah Twilight! Some stupid red furred whore who thought that she’d be brave for one moment in her stupid pointless little life and try and attack me… try and take me down… bury me. I’m not going to lie, she hit me hard. I felt it. She busted me open, cut me up pretty bad… hell she even knocked me out. But wait… stop… just hold on for one second! Celeste did what I expected her to do. Hell she did what I WANTED her to do. She attacked me from behind, she fought me like the coward I and everyone else knew she was. Yes she may have hurt me, she may have made me bleed… but at the end of the day I am still standing. I am still breathing and I am STILL going to murder a red furred bitch! See the fact of the matter is, hunny. It doesn’t matter who you are… Celeste, Serbia, Sarah Twilight, Ana Valentine, Chelsea Armstrong… each and every one of them has tried their absolute hardest to take me down, tried to hurt me and put a stop to anything and everything I do. And what happened? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. They all failed. Then they left never to be seen again. I am the only one left and I intend to keep it that way, Celeste. Its really nothing personal. HA! Who am I kidding? It is personal, it is extremely personal. You tried to put me down, you failed… I won’t though. I will put you down, Mrs Red Fur. I will enjoy it, you will enjoy it. We will have fun! We’ll laugh, you’ll cry… you’ll fuck off. That’s the way it has been and that’s the way it will always be for anyone and everyone who ever pisses me off. Don’t believe me? Take a long hard look at Eve Vega… or don’t. Why? Because just like they always do… the bitch got hurt and the bitch ran away crying. A similar fate lies ahead for you, hunny. I am sorry Celeste… I am really really sorry but a girls just gotta do what a girls gotta do.
Logan looked at Lilith with admiration in his eyes, pretending to wipe a tear which was not there away from his face.
Logan: That was beautiful, Lilith. That was simply beautiful. What about the other two trashcans we’re facing?
Lilith: Who are they though? Because I haven’t got a clue who Celeste is teaming up with, Logi Bear. I am dead serious! Seriously serious! So serious you don’t even know how serious I actually am! THAT serious!
Logan: Errrrr… honestly I have no idea, babygurl. But you better say something. We have a quota to fill here.
Lilith: A quota? Whats that?
Logan: It doesn’t matter, times ticking! It’ll soon be time for you to make me a sandwich!
Lilith: Shut up Logan!
Logan: You shut up and say something about our other opponents!
Lilith just stood there looking at Logan with her big beautiful bright eyes and sighed at him hard.
Lilith: Okay fineeeeeeeee! But don’t say I don’t ever do anything for you, babygurl. Okay so these other two guys we’re facing… who’s names I do not know and I do not care to learn. I’m sure they’ll be just like every other guy who I have faced in this company and beaten the absolute hell out of. They’ll look at me and say “Lilith? That girls crazyyyyyy! How can she be a threat?” then they’ll probably call me a slut, maybe even a psycho… and errrrrr whatever else these idiots usually try to insult me with. I’ll just stand there, stare at them and then slap the taste out of their stupid little mouths. I mean what is this? Kindergarten? Am I supposed to run of crying because some mean guy called me stupid? Or ugly? Or whatever else crap they can think of? Hahaha! Don’t make me laugh! These guys will likely say something stupid I’ve heard a million times before to try and get under my skin and upset me… but it wont work. It will never work. Do you understand me? NEVER!!! All it will lead to is your destruction. You want some advice? Don’t even bother showing up later but I promise you you will lose. I don’t want to hurt either of you guys, but I will if you stand in my way. Your adorable little red furred team mate on the other hand… her and I have some unfinished business we need to take care of! Soooooo you guys have your fun whilst me and that cute little red furred bitch have some fun. Okay? Good! See you later!
Lilith grinned at Logan as he was looking at his watch waiting for her to finish.
Lilith: How was that, Logi?
Logan: How was what? Oh you were talking? Sorry I missed it all, totally tuned out. Sorry babygurl.
Lilith sighed again as she slapped Logan on his arm.
Lilith: You’re so annoying, but I love you.
Logan: You know what I love, Lilo?
Lilith: Ummmmmm… me?
Logan: Nope, when you make me a freaking sandwich!
Lilith: You’re so romantic.
Logan: I thought so too.
Lilith shoved the weird man known as Bundy into the dumpster, slamming the lid on his head as the couple then walked away from the scene.
