Post by The Diaz Brothers on Jan 7, 2014 18:09:14 GMT -5
We see Jorge sitting in a dark alley with a man (playing as Waylon Cash) tied up to a rocking chair with a cloth tied over his mouth. Jey emerges from the shadows with jumper cables in his hands.
Jey: This is going to be SO much fun!!!
Jorge: Mhm....
Fake Waylon Cash starts screaming through the cloth
Fake Waylon: This wasn't in the contract!!!
Jorge cuts the shirt with a pair of blue scissors.
Jey: Whoa!! Waylon has man tits!!
Jorge: Man Tits Waylon, lived on a tittie farm, he walked to the city one day, got jacked up by two brothers and is about to be raaaaaaped!
Jey: WHAT! I'm not sticking my ding-a-ling up Man Tits Walyon's ass!!
Jorge: No, not us! Just.... just electrocute the fucker
Jey electrocuted Man Tits Waylon with the jumper cables
Man Tits Waylon: AAAH!!! Fudge cakes, give me a fudge cake!!! No, I want Twinkies, the pain is like eating a salad!! FATAL!!!
Jay hits Man Tits Waylon across the head, knocking him out. Two African American men come from behind Jey. One is bald and the other has long braids. The bald one, Damon and the braided one Jayvon pulled out baseball bats.
Jayvon: Get ready, this is going inside you!!
Jorge and Jey walk off as you hear Man Tits Waylon screaming
Jorge: Waylon stands no chance against two men who are smart, agile, and powerful! We will dominate, we can not afford a loss! We will not allow a loss!
Jey: Because, Waylon is a guy with an awesome accent!
Jorge: Stop complimenting him! Well we will defeat Waylon, we will punish Waylon! We will injure or possibly end his career!
Jorge and Jey enter a taxi cab and ride off.
Jey: This is going to be SO much fun!!!
Jorge: Mhm....
Fake Waylon Cash starts screaming through the cloth
Fake Waylon: This wasn't in the contract!!!
Jorge cuts the shirt with a pair of blue scissors.
Jey: Whoa!! Waylon has man tits!!
Jorge: Man Tits Waylon, lived on a tittie farm, he walked to the city one day, got jacked up by two brothers and is about to be raaaaaaped!
Jey: WHAT! I'm not sticking my ding-a-ling up Man Tits Walyon's ass!!
Jorge: No, not us! Just.... just electrocute the fucker
Jey electrocuted Man Tits Waylon with the jumper cables
Man Tits Waylon: AAAH!!! Fudge cakes, give me a fudge cake!!! No, I want Twinkies, the pain is like eating a salad!! FATAL!!!
Jay hits Man Tits Waylon across the head, knocking him out. Two African American men come from behind Jey. One is bald and the other has long braids. The bald one, Damon and the braided one Jayvon pulled out baseball bats.
Jayvon: Get ready, this is going inside you!!
Jorge and Jey walk off as you hear Man Tits Waylon screaming
Jorge: Waylon stands no chance against two men who are smart, agile, and powerful! We will dominate, we can not afford a loss! We will not allow a loss!
Jey: Because, Waylon is a guy with an awesome accent!
Jorge: Stop complimenting him! Well we will defeat Waylon, we will punish Waylon! We will injure or possibly end his career!
Jorge and Jey enter a taxi cab and ride off.
