Post by recklessjack on Feb 15, 2006 1:15:17 GMT -5
Craig says:
It appears I have been in some sort of accident tonight. I was rushed to the hospital with a severed penis. I was doing a knife trick for this chick and BOOM, it just fell right onto my penis. For those that would like to, please send cash donations to my address. Folks, give nicely, I don't want anything less then fifty bucks.
Thank you,
Craig D. Shultz
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
oh god
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
what you do that for?
Craig says:
i dont know
Craig says:
it just feels weird now
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
you severed your cock???
Craig says:
yeah
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
Craig says:
it just
Craig says:
i wasnt able to save it
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
quit trying to make it to the darwin awards
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
it aint worth is
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
*it
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
here's my suggestion: Cut your wrists, not your dick
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
though I am not for suicide or cutting yourself, it's better then your cock anyday
Craig says:
its not like i planned for this
Craig says:
i was just trying to impress someone
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
well, did you get it re-attatched at least
Craig says:
no
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
stitches is good
Craig says:
didnt get there time
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
so your dickless just great
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
go in for a transplant
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
ask for a black dude's
Craig says:
i dont have insurance or money for it
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
well, shoulda thought of that before you cut your dick off
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
sorry......
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
being odd tonight
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
now, hopefully you didn't actually cut it off
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
cuz that'd be painful
Craig says:
it was
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
ok, your being serious about this, or is this some RJ prank
Craig says:
im dead serious
Craig says:
ask The Flame
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
he was there!!!
Craig says:
yeah
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
fuck
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
damn
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
sorry bout your cock
Craig says:
yeha
Craig says:
itll be better someday
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
yes wait, did you not put it on ice???
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
I mean, really
Craig says:
didnt have any ice around
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
it's fuckin cold outside, there is snow
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
lol
Craig says:
there isnt here man
Craig says:
it was in the 60s today
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
oh well, you can always have a finger cut off for a replacement
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
holy fuck, your how far south of me....an hour or two......
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
and it's 45 degrees different
Craig says:
yeah
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
jeezu......now there should be some way of raising money to fix this.....
Craig says:
hey you are too fucking easy
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
what, you fuckin joker
Craig says:
you have been punk'd
It appears I have been in some sort of accident tonight. I was rushed to the hospital with a severed penis. I was doing a knife trick for this chick and BOOM, it just fell right onto my penis. For those that would like to, please send cash donations to my address. Folks, give nicely, I don't want anything less then fifty bucks.
Thank you,
Craig D. Shultz
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
oh god
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
what you do that for?
Craig says:
i dont know
Craig says:
it just feels weird now
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
you severed your cock???
Craig says:
yeah
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
Craig says:
it just
Craig says:
i wasnt able to save it
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
quit trying to make it to the darwin awards
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
it aint worth is
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
*it
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
here's my suggestion: Cut your wrists, not your dick
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
though I am not for suicide or cutting yourself, it's better then your cock anyday
Craig says:
its not like i planned for this
Craig says:
i was just trying to impress someone
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
well, did you get it re-attatched at least
Craig says:
no
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
stitches is good
Craig says:
didnt get there time
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
so your dickless just great
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
go in for a transplant
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
ask for a black dude's
Craig says:
i dont have insurance or money for it
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
well, shoulda thought of that before you cut your dick off
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
sorry......
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
being odd tonight
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
now, hopefully you didn't actually cut it off
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
cuz that'd be painful
Craig says:
it was
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
ok, your being serious about this, or is this some RJ prank
Craig says:
im dead serious
Craig says:
ask The Flame
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
he was there!!!
Craig says:
yeah
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
fuck
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
damn
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
sorry bout your cock
Craig says:
yeha
Craig says:
itll be better someday
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
yes wait, did you not put it on ice???
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
I mean, really
Craig says:
didnt have any ice around
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
it's fuckin cold outside, there is snow
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
lol
Craig says:
there isnt here man
Craig says:
it was in the 60s today
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
oh well, you can always have a finger cut off for a replacement
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
holy fuck, your how far south of me....an hour or two......
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
and it's 45 degrees different
Craig says:
yeah
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
jeezu......now there should be some way of raising money to fix this.....
Craig says:
hey you are too fucking easy
Dark Prophet: Saw my reflection it cried....so little hope that I died...... says:
what, you fuckin joker
Craig says:
you have been punk'd