Post by Steeltoe Joe on Sept 27, 2013 2:16:31 GMT -5
The scene opens with Joe holding a torch in what seems to be a cave somewhere, this cave has hieroglyphic types of drawings all over it. Joe holds the torch close to some of the writings, he speaks:
Stj: Hieroglyphics… They pin pictures of things which once were but are no longer… They speak volumes of our history and by watching our history we can often see where our futures are headed because the past, even though it be gone like the blades of grass from last summer, it shows a glimpse of patterned and behaviors which lead to a demise of the ones who once triumphed in the past. So, let me, Steeltoe Joe take you on a history lesson, so I can better show you what the future looks like. My history lesson will focus on WAR, seeing as our next PPV is WAR, we must not let the due diligence go of not talking about the great wars of the past, who won and who stood tall, because I can tell you who will win and stand tall in this next… WAR…
Joe moves the torch over to the next wall.
Stj: Remember the very first WAR? Can anybody even tell me what it was? I can! It was a WAR in Heaven between the Armies of the Lord God YHWH and the fallen angels who wanted to over throw the rightful king and take rule with Satan. The battle went like this, Satan spewed his ugly words, but could never back them up, so God therefore cast him out from the midst of Heaven and created an all too real Hell for him to spend eternity in. I tell you right now that there are some in WCF, EPPW, whatever the hell you want to call it who have been for years and still are trying to stop the mission of God by making WAR with his righteous warrior, his glorious servant! People waging WAR with a man they cannot overthrow, much like Satan could not over throw God, they fail and lick their wounds as Joe, Steeltoe Joe stands tall the victor… Ask FPV… We just saw him lying lifeless not to long ago in a puddle of water mixed with puss and blood, it was at XIII when we saw his lifeless carcass being carried out of the building. How does the taste of vengeance and wrath from God feel FPV? Are you still licking your wounds Franky, as most do… See as in the first WAR ever, we see that the righteous prevailed, so therefore in the next WAR, the righteous shall prevail!
Joe holds the touch closer to the walls of the cave like he is reading scripts from them, but who knows…
Stj: We have the WAR of the Children of Israel being led into Canaan by Joshua… Joshua told them that they had nothing to fear because as God was with them he would be as when he was with Moses, he would be with them throughout the battles of Canaan. Let me tell you this… 27 different nations, tribes and peoples, the Children of Israel conquered to gain access to the promise land. They had help from a divine source. The tore down great cities, knocked down inpenatratable walls and destroyed great and mighty men to win the land that was promised to them, and they did it with nothing more than leather belts and shovels. They conquered the WARS at hand! They were led by an almighty God, the same God that will lead Steeltoe Joe to victory this week at WCF or EPPW WAR! Let us take a look at some more battles, the Israelites had to deal with a people of Giants, the Philistines! Remember the story of David and Goliath? Boys and girls that wasn’t just a fairytale, it really happened. There were a small and humble people who destroyed a nation of men the size of Goliath with nothing more than a rock and a sling. God was on their side. Let’s talk about what happened when the People of God chose to turn their backs on the almighty though… They lost their divine protection and divine favor! They were lead off by the Babylonians and then carried away by the Persian armies, they were held captive in a former land while their land was rotting away.
Joe laughs as he keeps on talking, like a mad man trying to make a clear point he speaks!
Stj: See this goes to show you that when you have God on your side, you should fear no man and he will lead you to the victory. He will guide you to the land of milk and honey, he will lead you on the paths of Gold, so for me, Steeltoe Joe, this means a guaranteed victory at WAR to become the NEW WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
Joe smiles and puts the torch to his face as he takes a drink from a mason jar and then spits it out on the torch burning red with fire. The torch gets as big as the cave it seems like but Joe keeps laughing and speaking his distorted view of the truth!
Stj: See, I am in this match in the midst of evil doers and damn straight nobodies. Men and women who disguise their vile deeds by the pandering of the fans and the insignificant sounds of their cheers and adoration! You deceive yourselves! You are nothing more than fools developing your own path to Hell! You will all be falling by the way side and ten of you may fall at my left hand, but the rest shall faint at my right, for I am the gloried son of the Living God and I will prevail amongst you whoremongers, harlots, thieves and glory hogs! You den of lions who feed on the weak sheep of the flock, you will all be punished. As Babylon shall be cast into the lake of fire in the end of days, at WAR… FPV, Eric Price, Sarah Twilight, Gravedigger, Biohazard, Masked men, Jeff Purse, John Gable, Waylon Cash and even Nathan Von Leibert will all finally take the backburner to Steeltoe Joe because I will cast them into the hell in which they so richly deserve. It is the time of The Lord! It is the time of Steeltoe Joe! For out of the mud you came, so back into the ground I shall send you… Ashes to ashes! Dust to dust. Remember these last rites because this is the day in which the Lord has made to glory one person and one person alone… STEELTOE JOE…
Joe laughs and then it all gets quiet as out of nowhere the torch goes out and you can see nothing in the cave because of the darkness.
**End Scene**
Stj: Hieroglyphics… They pin pictures of things which once were but are no longer… They speak volumes of our history and by watching our history we can often see where our futures are headed because the past, even though it be gone like the blades of grass from last summer, it shows a glimpse of patterned and behaviors which lead to a demise of the ones who once triumphed in the past. So, let me, Steeltoe Joe take you on a history lesson, so I can better show you what the future looks like. My history lesson will focus on WAR, seeing as our next PPV is WAR, we must not let the due diligence go of not talking about the great wars of the past, who won and who stood tall, because I can tell you who will win and stand tall in this next… WAR…
Joe moves the torch over to the next wall.
Stj: Remember the very first WAR? Can anybody even tell me what it was? I can! It was a WAR in Heaven between the Armies of the Lord God YHWH and the fallen angels who wanted to over throw the rightful king and take rule with Satan. The battle went like this, Satan spewed his ugly words, but could never back them up, so God therefore cast him out from the midst of Heaven and created an all too real Hell for him to spend eternity in. I tell you right now that there are some in WCF, EPPW, whatever the hell you want to call it who have been for years and still are trying to stop the mission of God by making WAR with his righteous warrior, his glorious servant! People waging WAR with a man they cannot overthrow, much like Satan could not over throw God, they fail and lick their wounds as Joe, Steeltoe Joe stands tall the victor… Ask FPV… We just saw him lying lifeless not to long ago in a puddle of water mixed with puss and blood, it was at XIII when we saw his lifeless carcass being carried out of the building. How does the taste of vengeance and wrath from God feel FPV? Are you still licking your wounds Franky, as most do… See as in the first WAR ever, we see that the righteous prevailed, so therefore in the next WAR, the righteous shall prevail!
Joe holds the touch closer to the walls of the cave like he is reading scripts from them, but who knows…
Stj: We have the WAR of the Children of Israel being led into Canaan by Joshua… Joshua told them that they had nothing to fear because as God was with them he would be as when he was with Moses, he would be with them throughout the battles of Canaan. Let me tell you this… 27 different nations, tribes and peoples, the Children of Israel conquered to gain access to the promise land. They had help from a divine source. The tore down great cities, knocked down inpenatratable walls and destroyed great and mighty men to win the land that was promised to them, and they did it with nothing more than leather belts and shovels. They conquered the WARS at hand! They were led by an almighty God, the same God that will lead Steeltoe Joe to victory this week at WCF or EPPW WAR! Let us take a look at some more battles, the Israelites had to deal with a people of Giants, the Philistines! Remember the story of David and Goliath? Boys and girls that wasn’t just a fairytale, it really happened. There were a small and humble people who destroyed a nation of men the size of Goliath with nothing more than a rock and a sling. God was on their side. Let’s talk about what happened when the People of God chose to turn their backs on the almighty though… They lost their divine protection and divine favor! They were lead off by the Babylonians and then carried away by the Persian armies, they were held captive in a former land while their land was rotting away.
Joe laughs as he keeps on talking, like a mad man trying to make a clear point he speaks!
Stj: See this goes to show you that when you have God on your side, you should fear no man and he will lead you to the victory. He will guide you to the land of milk and honey, he will lead you on the paths of Gold, so for me, Steeltoe Joe, this means a guaranteed victory at WAR to become the NEW WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
Joe smiles and puts the torch to his face as he takes a drink from a mason jar and then spits it out on the torch burning red with fire. The torch gets as big as the cave it seems like but Joe keeps laughing and speaking his distorted view of the truth!
Stj: See, I am in this match in the midst of evil doers and damn straight nobodies. Men and women who disguise their vile deeds by the pandering of the fans and the insignificant sounds of their cheers and adoration! You deceive yourselves! You are nothing more than fools developing your own path to Hell! You will all be falling by the way side and ten of you may fall at my left hand, but the rest shall faint at my right, for I am the gloried son of the Living God and I will prevail amongst you whoremongers, harlots, thieves and glory hogs! You den of lions who feed on the weak sheep of the flock, you will all be punished. As Babylon shall be cast into the lake of fire in the end of days, at WAR… FPV, Eric Price, Sarah Twilight, Gravedigger, Biohazard, Masked men, Jeff Purse, John Gable, Waylon Cash and even Nathan Von Leibert will all finally take the backburner to Steeltoe Joe because I will cast them into the hell in which they so richly deserve. It is the time of The Lord! It is the time of Steeltoe Joe! For out of the mud you came, so back into the ground I shall send you… Ashes to ashes! Dust to dust. Remember these last rites because this is the day in which the Lord has made to glory one person and one person alone… STEELTOE JOE…
Joe laughs and then it all gets quiet as out of nowhere the torch goes out and you can see nothing in the cave because of the darkness.
**End Scene**