Post by Biohazard on Sept 26, 2013 19:53:28 GMT -5
you walk into the office of miss madam ma'am, a psychic. you sit down. she looks at you. she has big tits but she's old so you don't look at them.
miss madam ma'am: greetings. i am a psychic. what do you wish to know my child
you: i want to know about biohazard
miss madam ma'am: biohazard what
you: the man, the myth, the ooze. biohazard. he is a wrestler in wcf
miss madam ma'am: oh sorry as a psychic i dont really watch wrestling but lets see what my crystal balls have to say
you and miss madam ma'am look into her two crystal balls because one is not enough to contain biohazard
part 1 childhood
biohazard is a little kid. he has pale skin and yellow hair and he is in a sandbox but he is just like any other kid but he doesnt have any friends. a kid comes over
kid: hahah you smell like poop
little biohazard: i know its because i was born in a chemical wasteland from the future
kid: what the fuck
little biohazard knows kids arent supposed to say bad words so little biohazard grabs his head and slams it where little biohazard just peed and rubs his head in it
kid: asdklfjasdwoieaf
little biohazard: DONT SAY BAD WORDS!!!!!!!!! THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!
little biohazard can feel rage building up inside him and his rage takes physical form in his gut and mixes with his spicy food he just ate. he spits it up onto the kid. it is like acid and melts the kids hair off. biohazard lets the kid go
kid: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the kid runs away to get his mommy
little biohazard: what is this... what is this ooze
the kids mom comes up
mom: what did you do to my little boy
little biohazard: he said a bad word
the lady is about to hit biohazard so biohazard gets angry and looks up at her and he cant help it but he spits ooze all over her face like a bukkake film
little biohazard: oh my god i am so sorry for the toxic ooze to your face. hehehehe
biohazard isnt really sorry though so he runs away.
part two childhood part two
we are in biohazards house
biohazards mom: no dont!
we cant see anything but we hear the sound of someone getting beat. we hear little biohazard yelling and a man yelling too
biohazard: ahhhhhhhhh
man: ahhhhhhhhhh
biohazards mom: dont beat him please he didnt do anything to you please dont hurt him you will make him into an ooze obsessed maniac please this will explain so much in the future to know that he was beaten up i bet
finally the screaming stops and little biohazard walks out of the room
little biohazard: yup i fucked that bastard up good
biohazard walks away and then we see his moms bloody bruised boyfriend
part 3 teenager
biohazard is fucking a girl really fucking hard and there is a line to fuck him
part 4 wrestling
biohazard trains with all of the best wrestlers from the country of haiti. he wrestles there for several years but gets kicked out for too much ooze
part 5 vietnam
biohazard is in vietnam. he has a gun but he doesnt need it, his gun is his mouth. he spits ooze at charlie, melting faces everywhere. beside him is the comedian and dr manhattan who is really big. his giant blue dong knocks biohazard out accidentally and biohazard gets captured by the viet kong. which is a talking vietnam monkey.
viet kong: biohazard you are a wrestler right
biohazard: yes
viet kong: wrestle me and i will give you the secret to end this conflict
biohazard: okay
biohazard wrestles viet kong and gives him a ddt and pins him. there is no referee
viet kong: sorry i forgot there was no referee but i guess you win
biohazard: so what are the secrets
viet kong whispers the secrets in biohazards ear
part 6 the 70s
biohazard goes back to the united states and becomes a musician as part of the grateful dead and starts the hippie movement and gets the us to end the war in vietnam due to popular opinion
part 8 more wrestling
biohazard was in a war and now he ddts a lot of people but never goes to wwf because he is too dangerous and there isnt much to say except he gives a lot of ddts and injures a lot of people with his ooze to faces which always makes him think of the past because he is very deep.
part 9 wcf
biohazard comes to wcf. at one point he thinks he is skyler striker because he got confused. but mostly he just wrestles and tries his best. he gets involved with bobby cairo and some stuff. now he's in war.
you: wow what a story
miss madam ma'am: it may or may not be true. we're both on pcp
you: damn skippy
miss madam ma'am: greetings. i am a psychic. what do you wish to know my child
you: i want to know about biohazard
miss madam ma'am: biohazard what
you: the man, the myth, the ooze. biohazard. he is a wrestler in wcf
miss madam ma'am: oh sorry as a psychic i dont really watch wrestling but lets see what my crystal balls have to say
you and miss madam ma'am look into her two crystal balls because one is not enough to contain biohazard
part 1 childhood
biohazard is a little kid. he has pale skin and yellow hair and he is in a sandbox but he is just like any other kid but he doesnt have any friends. a kid comes over
kid: hahah you smell like poop
little biohazard: i know its because i was born in a chemical wasteland from the future
kid: what the fuck
little biohazard knows kids arent supposed to say bad words so little biohazard grabs his head and slams it where little biohazard just peed and rubs his head in it
kid: asdklfjasdwoieaf
little biohazard: DONT SAY BAD WORDS!!!!!!!!! THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!
little biohazard can feel rage building up inside him and his rage takes physical form in his gut and mixes with his spicy food he just ate. he spits it up onto the kid. it is like acid and melts the kids hair off. biohazard lets the kid go
kid: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the kid runs away to get his mommy
little biohazard: what is this... what is this ooze
the kids mom comes up
mom: what did you do to my little boy
little biohazard: he said a bad word
the lady is about to hit biohazard so biohazard gets angry and looks up at her and he cant help it but he spits ooze all over her face like a bukkake film
little biohazard: oh my god i am so sorry for the toxic ooze to your face. hehehehe
biohazard isnt really sorry though so he runs away.
part two childhood part two
we are in biohazards house
biohazards mom: no dont!
we cant see anything but we hear the sound of someone getting beat. we hear little biohazard yelling and a man yelling too
biohazard: ahhhhhhhhh
man: ahhhhhhhhhh
biohazards mom: dont beat him please he didnt do anything to you please dont hurt him you will make him into an ooze obsessed maniac please this will explain so much in the future to know that he was beaten up i bet
finally the screaming stops and little biohazard walks out of the room
little biohazard: yup i fucked that bastard up good
biohazard walks away and then we see his moms bloody bruised boyfriend
part 3 teenager
biohazard is fucking a girl really fucking hard and there is a line to fuck him
part 4 wrestling
biohazard trains with all of the best wrestlers from the country of haiti. he wrestles there for several years but gets kicked out for too much ooze
part 5 vietnam
biohazard is in vietnam. he has a gun but he doesnt need it, his gun is his mouth. he spits ooze at charlie, melting faces everywhere. beside him is the comedian and dr manhattan who is really big. his giant blue dong knocks biohazard out accidentally and biohazard gets captured by the viet kong. which is a talking vietnam monkey.
viet kong: biohazard you are a wrestler right
biohazard: yes
viet kong: wrestle me and i will give you the secret to end this conflict
biohazard: okay
biohazard wrestles viet kong and gives him a ddt and pins him. there is no referee
viet kong: sorry i forgot there was no referee but i guess you win
biohazard: so what are the secrets
viet kong whispers the secrets in biohazards ear
part 6 the 70s
biohazard goes back to the united states and becomes a musician as part of the grateful dead and starts the hippie movement and gets the us to end the war in vietnam due to popular opinion
part 8 more wrestling
biohazard was in a war and now he ddts a lot of people but never goes to wwf because he is too dangerous and there isnt much to say except he gives a lot of ddts and injures a lot of people with his ooze to faces which always makes him think of the past because he is very deep.
part 9 wcf
biohazard comes to wcf. at one point he thinks he is skyler striker because he got confused. but mostly he just wrestles and tries his best. he gets involved with bobby cairo and some stuff. now he's in war.
you: wow what a story
miss madam ma'am: it may or may not be true. we're both on pcp
you: damn skippy