Post by Steve Orbit on May 18, 2013 22:41:02 GMT -5
(OOC - This is the third and final RP in the Jonny Fly/Steve Orbit joint RP series, "Pimping Competition II")
[Scene Begins]
Our scene begins back in New York City. Last we seen Jonny Fly and Steve Orbit they were searching in Los Angeles for Sarah Twilight, before both realizing that she would be in New York City tonight. That brings us to where we’re at right now, which is outside of the Ed Sullivan Theater on the corner of Broadway and 53rd street in Manhattan. We’re staring at the large neon ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ awning on Broadway when we notice two men running down the street, pushing spectators out of the way, forcing cars to stop, all that nonsense.
Steve Orbit and Jonny Fly have arrived.
Orbit and Fly make their way underneath the awning and simultaneously jump over the barrier ropes, restricting entrance to the theater to those with tickets for tonight’s show. Whoa, hold on, is that pizza? Orbit and Fly stop dead in their tracks next to the entrance. To their right is a sign for Angelo’s pizza. That place is famous, and pizza is always good. Fly and Orbit look at their watch. It’s only 3:30 PM. They have time, right? The show doesn’t tape until 5:00 PM. Shrugs all around from the two WCF superstars, followed by a gentlemen’s agreement to put their chase on hold long enough to nourish themselves with some delicious pizza.
ONE HOUR LATER
Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at a combined weight of nearly 15 pounds heavier than they were before entering Angelo’s…STEVE ORBIT AND JONNY FLY! Team Florbit exits the famous pizza parlor and looks at one another. Without a word said, the chase resumes. Pushing and shoving precedes Orbit forcing his way into the Ed Sullivan Theater’s door first. Inside the theater now Orbit runs straight down the hallway, whereas Fly only makes it about half way down the hallway before being distracted by a door labeled ‘changing room.’
Meanwhile, Orbit has found the theater. He’s heading down the aisle way toward the stage where various staffers are prepping for the show. They don’t seem to even notice Orbit as he walks onto the stage, past Letterman’s desk, past the guest seating area, and into the backstage hallway. The small hallway features various doors, but none of them are labeled. Orbit opens the first door he sees. Oh, gross…that’s a naked David Letterman. We should close that door. Orbit throws up a bit in his mouth, but like the true pimp that he is he keeps his composure. He moves to the next door, opens it, oh look it’s Stephanie Birkitt. That’s weird. Orbit closes that door too, because seriously, she’s not that hot. What the hell were you doing, Dave?
Finally, Orbit comes to the right door. He opens it up and BOOM, half-naked Sarah Twilight. Twilight is shirtless with her back turned to Orbit, and doesn’t hear him come in. Orbit is about to announce his presence when…the horror…comes back to him. Staring at the bare back of Sarah Twilight stirs up some very unpleasant thoughts from the WCF’s resident pimp. He starts blinking his eyes fast, and he almost falls over, holding onto the wall to keep his balance.
Orbit: Oh….oh no…oh God….
[We go inside Steve Orbit's mind. Bad memories are coming up... bad memories of Logan, when he was "Sarah Twilight". We see flashes of "Sarah Twilight" at Golden Spa, chasing Orbit around the massage table with the pink dildo sticking out of his crotch... we hear "Sarah" saying stuff like, "I just want some of that milk chocolate"... we see "Sarah" waiting outside Orbit's locker room with a bottle of lube... we see flashes of the Tuxedo match, "Sarah" ripping Orbit's clothes off, "Sarah" kissing Orbit, and finally, Orbit choking "Sarah" out with her clothes... we see "Sarah" standing on top of Orbit's Lamborghini, smashing it with a baseball bat... and finally, we see and hear swirling images of "Sarah" laughing like a maniac.]
Nearly on the verge of throwing up, Steve Orbit races out of the room, leaving the door open behind him. We hear the sound of Orbit vomiting outside the room. Soon after, with a casual stroll, Jonny Fly appears in the doorway. He looks off to his left, where Orbit has just run, and shrugs his shoulders. He turns his attention to Sarah Twilight in her dressing room. Fly enters the room and closes the door, the sound of which causes Twilight to spin around in shock.
Twilight: J….Jonny? Jonny Fly?
Fly: Hello, m’lady.
Twilight is speechless and quickly covers her chest up.
Twilight: What is this? Why are you here, and in my dressing room?
Fly: Have I ever told you how I feel about you?
Twilight: Uh…no.
Fly moves in closer and runs his fingers through Twilight’s hair.
Fly: You are by far my favorite woman. You’re a badass, I’m a badass, it’s perfect. I’m pretty sure I wrote this in a letter to you once. Don’t you remember that?
Twilight: I get a lot of letters.
Fly: Don’t play coy with me, Sarah. That door is locked. Nobody is coming in. You’re already half-way undressed. Just tell me what you want, and I’ll make your dreams come true.
Twilight: I…I don’t know. This is really…crazy.
Fly: I tell you what. If I ask you to sleep with me, will your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?
Twilight: …yes. GOD yes.
Fly smiles and pulls Sarah’s face close to his. Before doing anything else, he reaches down and removes her hands from covering her chest. Fly takes in the sight before shifting his eyes back to Sarah’s. They lock lips.
Twilight: You want to do this…right here?
Fly: YES. I have to have you, Sarah.
Twilight quickly pulls away, a look of confusion on her face.
Twilight: What did you call me?
Fly: Uh, Sarah. Why?
Not Sarah Twilight: I’m Alicia Witt.
Oh, fuck. This isn’t Sarah Twilight. How could it be that Alicia Witt AND the real Sarah Twilight are both appearing on David Letterman tonight? Fly is left with two options. He could go find the real Sarah Twilight, or stay and have sex with Alicia Witt. This decision is pretty easy.
Fly: Of course you are. Everyone knows who you are. I’m just using pet names.
Alicia: Oh, alright, that sounds fun…Steve.
…
Alicia reaches into her pants that for some reason are still on and pulls out a pack of ‘Orbit’ gum.
Alicia: Why don’t you freshen that breath up and we get back to where we were. I only have about fifteen minutes before the show.
Fly takes a piece of the gum, and the go are back at it. Why don’t we give them some privacy? The scene slowly, very slowly, comes to a close.
[Scene Ends]
[Scene Begins]
Our scene begins back in New York City. Last we seen Jonny Fly and Steve Orbit they were searching in Los Angeles for Sarah Twilight, before both realizing that she would be in New York City tonight. That brings us to where we’re at right now, which is outside of the Ed Sullivan Theater on the corner of Broadway and 53rd street in Manhattan. We’re staring at the large neon ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ awning on Broadway when we notice two men running down the street, pushing spectators out of the way, forcing cars to stop, all that nonsense.
Steve Orbit and Jonny Fly have arrived.
Orbit and Fly make their way underneath the awning and simultaneously jump over the barrier ropes, restricting entrance to the theater to those with tickets for tonight’s show. Whoa, hold on, is that pizza? Orbit and Fly stop dead in their tracks next to the entrance. To their right is a sign for Angelo’s pizza. That place is famous, and pizza is always good. Fly and Orbit look at their watch. It’s only 3:30 PM. They have time, right? The show doesn’t tape until 5:00 PM. Shrugs all around from the two WCF superstars, followed by a gentlemen’s agreement to put their chase on hold long enough to nourish themselves with some delicious pizza.
ONE HOUR LATER
Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at a combined weight of nearly 15 pounds heavier than they were before entering Angelo’s…STEVE ORBIT AND JONNY FLY! Team Florbit exits the famous pizza parlor and looks at one another. Without a word said, the chase resumes. Pushing and shoving precedes Orbit forcing his way into the Ed Sullivan Theater’s door first. Inside the theater now Orbit runs straight down the hallway, whereas Fly only makes it about half way down the hallway before being distracted by a door labeled ‘changing room.’
Meanwhile, Orbit has found the theater. He’s heading down the aisle way toward the stage where various staffers are prepping for the show. They don’t seem to even notice Orbit as he walks onto the stage, past Letterman’s desk, past the guest seating area, and into the backstage hallway. The small hallway features various doors, but none of them are labeled. Orbit opens the first door he sees. Oh, gross…that’s a naked David Letterman. We should close that door. Orbit throws up a bit in his mouth, but like the true pimp that he is he keeps his composure. He moves to the next door, opens it, oh look it’s Stephanie Birkitt. That’s weird. Orbit closes that door too, because seriously, she’s not that hot. What the hell were you doing, Dave?
Finally, Orbit comes to the right door. He opens it up and BOOM, half-naked Sarah Twilight. Twilight is shirtless with her back turned to Orbit, and doesn’t hear him come in. Orbit is about to announce his presence when…the horror…comes back to him. Staring at the bare back of Sarah Twilight stirs up some very unpleasant thoughts from the WCF’s resident pimp. He starts blinking his eyes fast, and he almost falls over, holding onto the wall to keep his balance.
Orbit: Oh….oh no…oh God….
[We go inside Steve Orbit's mind. Bad memories are coming up... bad memories of Logan, when he was "Sarah Twilight". We see flashes of "Sarah Twilight" at Golden Spa, chasing Orbit around the massage table with the pink dildo sticking out of his crotch... we hear "Sarah" saying stuff like, "I just want some of that milk chocolate"... we see "Sarah" waiting outside Orbit's locker room with a bottle of lube... we see flashes of the Tuxedo match, "Sarah" ripping Orbit's clothes off, "Sarah" kissing Orbit, and finally, Orbit choking "Sarah" out with her clothes... we see "Sarah" standing on top of Orbit's Lamborghini, smashing it with a baseball bat... and finally, we see and hear swirling images of "Sarah" laughing like a maniac.]
Nearly on the verge of throwing up, Steve Orbit races out of the room, leaving the door open behind him. We hear the sound of Orbit vomiting outside the room. Soon after, with a casual stroll, Jonny Fly appears in the doorway. He looks off to his left, where Orbit has just run, and shrugs his shoulders. He turns his attention to Sarah Twilight in her dressing room. Fly enters the room and closes the door, the sound of which causes Twilight to spin around in shock.
Twilight: J….Jonny? Jonny Fly?
Fly: Hello, m’lady.
Twilight is speechless and quickly covers her chest up.
Twilight: What is this? Why are you here, and in my dressing room?
Fly: Have I ever told you how I feel about you?
Twilight: Uh…no.
Fly moves in closer and runs his fingers through Twilight’s hair.
Fly: You are by far my favorite woman. You’re a badass, I’m a badass, it’s perfect. I’m pretty sure I wrote this in a letter to you once. Don’t you remember that?
Twilight: I get a lot of letters.
Fly: Don’t play coy with me, Sarah. That door is locked. Nobody is coming in. You’re already half-way undressed. Just tell me what you want, and I’ll make your dreams come true.
Twilight: I…I don’t know. This is really…crazy.
Fly: I tell you what. If I ask you to sleep with me, will your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?
Twilight: …yes. GOD yes.
Fly smiles and pulls Sarah’s face close to his. Before doing anything else, he reaches down and removes her hands from covering her chest. Fly takes in the sight before shifting his eyes back to Sarah’s. They lock lips.
Twilight: You want to do this…right here?
Fly: YES. I have to have you, Sarah.
Twilight quickly pulls away, a look of confusion on her face.
Twilight: What did you call me?
Fly: Uh, Sarah. Why?
Not Sarah Twilight: I’m Alicia Witt.
Oh, fuck. This isn’t Sarah Twilight. How could it be that Alicia Witt AND the real Sarah Twilight are both appearing on David Letterman tonight? Fly is left with two options. He could go find the real Sarah Twilight, or stay and have sex with Alicia Witt. This decision is pretty easy.
Fly: Of course you are. Everyone knows who you are. I’m just using pet names.
Alicia: Oh, alright, that sounds fun…Steve.
…
Alicia reaches into her pants that for some reason are still on and pulls out a pack of ‘Orbit’ gum.
Alicia: Why don’t you freshen that breath up and we get back to where we were. I only have about fifteen minutes before the show.
Fly takes a piece of the gum, and the go are back at it. Why don’t we give them some privacy? The scene slowly, very slowly, comes to a close.
[Scene Ends]
