Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2013 11:36:49 GMT -5
From the desk of the WCF CFO, Jay Price
DearNo Talent Hacks Job Squad Curtain Jerkers Forgettable Champions Prophecy,
Before our match tonight I just wanted to go ahead and wish you twoherpes the absolute best of luck. I know that when we go out there tonight for the main event, you two will absolutely stink up the joint make people change the channel put forth a most excellent effort and force Jonny and I to give our absolute best. And how do I know this? I don't, this is a joke and I'm laughing so hard that wine is coming out of my nose Because you two are a pair of talent for the ages.
Tekyou should just quit, really. Just retire now while you can still save a bit of credability you were once the People's champion and with Joe you're a two time tag team champion. I mean, how could I ever hope to compete against someone with those credentials. I just can't. I don't even know why I should even bother. I mean, all I've ever done is win the World Title, TV Title, Hardcore Title, People's Title and Elite title. Oh, well I guess I can compete with you in terms of Tag Titles seeing as how I've won them twice. The laughing has become so violent that I just coughed up a piece of gum that I swallowed as a kid. Maybe you're right. Maybe you've always been right. Am I just pretending to be an important wrestler, just like I'm pretending to be a suit? I must be, because you said so and you're just the most hilarious smallest brained wisest man to ever step into a WCF ring.
Well, maybe the second wisest. After all, you are teaming with a Preacher and who could ever think of arguing with the words of a man of godI can, over and over again. The man says that he is the one that deserves to have the torch passed to him by Jonny and I lolz. I didn't even know I was the one holding the torch, but all right, I suppose I'll just have to jam it down his throat pass it right over. After all, who more deserving to lead this company into the future than the all mighty Steeltoe Joe? Anyone else. Seriously. Anyone else would be more deserving.
Prophecy, just like you two, I have nothing but the utmost respect for you guys. Oh the lies, how they make me giggle. I seriously believe that one day you two will go down in history as the least memorable worst luckiest tag team that helped redefine the term. And that definition will make people wish they could go back in time and keep you two from ever forming. I look forward to leaving you both in a pool of blood our match tonight and, again, the best of luck to the both of you.
Best Regards
Best Wishes
Burn In Hell
Screw You Both
Sincerely
Jay "Fucking" Price, WCF CFO
Dear
Before our match tonight I just wanted to go ahead and wish you two
Tek
Well, maybe the second wisest. After all, you are teaming with a Preacher and who could ever think of arguing with the words of a man of god
Best Wishes
Burn In Hell
Screw You Both
Jay "Fucking" Price, WCF CFO