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Post by Davey Ortega on Mar 22, 2006 15:33:23 GMT -5
I am so getting fired for this. Though, its funny and true. A friend sent this on Myspace for me, and I instantly thought of all you Metallica fans.
10. They messed up "Turn the Page" by Bob Seger
9. They haven't produced a good song since the 80's.
8. They crapified several good songs on "Garage Inc."
7. They are sell-outs.
6. They don't know when to quit.
5. James Hetfield can't sing worth crap.
4. Napster, nuff said.
3. They absolutely raped "Stone Cold Crazy" by Queen.
2. Lars Ulrich is the biggest douche in the universe.
1. The entire "Saint Anger" CD is a disgrace to music. The Backstreet Boys could(and did) make a better album.
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Post by Corey Black on Mar 22, 2006 15:41:46 GMT -5
10. They messed up "Turn the Page" by Bob Seger - Metallica's version >
9. They haven't produced a good song since the 80's. - Enter Sandman, anyone?
8. They crapified several good songs on "Garage Inc." - Try again. Metallica's version of all those are >
7. They are sell-outs. - Prove it. You can't. Oh no! They're in it for the money! Tell me one person in the WORLD that wouldn't want money.
6. They don't know when to quit. - One of the top 5 tours? Ok then.
5. James Hetfield can't sing worth crap. - lol, have you ever heard him actually sing? Nothing Else Matters is great.
4. Napster, nuff said. - Who fucking cares? There are 19 billion different downloaders out there.
3. They absolutely raped "Stone Cold Crazy" by Queen. - lol Queen.
2. Lars Ulrich is the biggest douche in the universe. - Because of Napster? snap. Lars sucks because he spearheaded a campaign to stop people from stealing, a federal offense. And look at #4 above.
1. The entire "Saint Anger" CD is a disgrace to music. The Backstreet Boys could(and did) make a better album. - you must be gay.
Show whoever sent that to you what I say, and watch the foot enter the mouth.
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Post by Torture on Mar 22, 2006 15:54:08 GMT -5
Backstreet boys are pretty cool though. I agree with some of them, but mostly what CD is true too. To each their own.
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Post by Ace Resoland on Mar 22, 2006 16:01:54 GMT -5
youre both right on different points so its your porogative itd be shite if every one was the same
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2006 16:07:12 GMT -5
"metallica sux" is the name of my fantasy baseball team. No lie!
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Post by Ace Resoland on Mar 22, 2006 16:09:45 GMT -5
the name of mine is oh wait i forgot i dont have one because i live in the hell hole that is england where we only have the worst sport ever cricket we dont even have ice hockey
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2006 16:13:27 GMT -5
At least you don't have the WNBA in England.
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Post by Ace Resoland on Mar 22, 2006 16:14:18 GMT -5
that is a very true point but have you ever watched cricket dear god
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Post by Davey Ortega on Mar 22, 2006 17:17:55 GMT -5
Will do CD...I'm surprised Seth hasnt said anyting yet. I'll let you know his response.
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Post by Torture on Mar 22, 2006 17:35:50 GMT -5
Indeed. WNBA? It's cool. We just had the first female dunk.. not once but twice in NCAA History. That is, of course, college women. But still. WNBA is cool too.. Ice Hockey? I didn't miss it when it was gone.
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Post by Seth on Mar 22, 2006 18:27:39 GMT -5
MOTHERFUCKING FIRED
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Post by Jack of Blades on Mar 22, 2006 19:25:45 GMT -5
"Fuck it all. No regrets. St Anger around my neck."
Yeah, it is shit. But Metal Licker are easily one of the greatest bands to ever exist.
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Post by Seth on Mar 22, 2006 19:36:42 GMT -5
Frantic rocks though. Very much so. That song saves the entire album.
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Post by Jack of Blades on Mar 22, 2006 19:38:11 GMT -5
Frantic is worth it just to hear Hetfield do his impression of a clock.
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Post by Seth on Mar 22, 2006 19:55:10 GMT -5
TICK TICK TICK TICK TOCK
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Post by Jack of Blades on Mar 22, 2006 19:57:39 GMT -5
That's the one.
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Post by Torture on Mar 22, 2006 20:58:04 GMT -5
I thought the album was less than shit. And I like Metallica a lot. I like their older stuff better.
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Post by Davey Ortega on Mar 22, 2006 21:03:13 GMT -5
I knew I was goin to get fired, I just knew it...
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Post by Corey Black on Mar 22, 2006 23:05:50 GMT -5
All Within My Hands owned. Frantic owned. St. Anger isn't as bad as anyone says. etcetcetc
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Post by Seth on Mar 23, 2006 1:09:04 GMT -5
Seriously though, if half the songs on that album were half as long, it would be A LOT better. But like... the songs were like "4 minutes, 8 minutes, 4 minutes, 8 minutes" and the 8 minute ones were basically just the same song twice. Thats what killed it, IMO.
Plus, not letting Kirk be badass.
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