Post by Oblivion on Oct 8, 2009 15:27:00 GMT -5
(This week's Slam is going to presented in HDTV. Slam is going to broadcasted Live from The Alliant Energy Center in Madison, Wisconsin on October 12th. Ace Slaughter, the new WCF Hardcore Champion, is not scheduled to be on Slam, this week. However, Greenfever, Death, and Prince Jimmy Dean are scheduled to be in a triple threat Hardcore title contendership match. The winner will become the number one contender for the Hardcore Championship. ace Slaughter will defend his title against the winner of the triple threat match at Helloween which will be on October 25th Live from The Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois. Slaughter does have some match experience against Greenfever, where they fought on the 5th of October in a absolutely brutal and bloody four-way hardcore match, that also included both Tyler Derden and Tyler Straven for the Hardcore Championship, in which Slaughter won. Neither Death nor Prince Jimmy Dean has ever face off against Ace Slaughter. If you ask any wrestling expert, they would say, in a triple threat matches, the one with the experience in thriple threat matches will be the one that would that match. But, if it does end up being Greenfever that does face off against Ace Slaughter, at Helloween, the fans, the ones who do pay for tickets with their hard earned money, should expect one hard fought bout, a blood battle, but one hell of fight.)
(Ace Slaughter is at an undisclosed location, but the Camera-dude just received a phone call from an unidentified person, stating where Ace Slaughter is located at. The Camera-dude gets into the driver`s side, of the WCF van, while Hank Brown gets into the van, through the passenger side. Both Camera-Dude and Hank Brown are buckled up and Hank Brown says...)
Hank Brown: I hope you know where you`re going, because I don`t have the foggiest idea, where we are going.
(The camera is shaken up and down, indicating an yes answer.)
Hank Brown: So you DO know we are going?
(The camera is shaken up and down, indicating an yes answer.)
Hank Brown: By the way, how ARE you recording this while you are driving?
(The Camera-Dude holds up the camera with his right hand and is driving with left hand.)
Hank Brown(sarcastically): I thought you needed two hands on the steering wheel for a safe drive. I guess we can forget about having your hands located at 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock, on the steering wheel... HUH?!?
(The Camera-Dude just rolls his eyes.)
Hank Brown: How can you possibly believe that you can handle an almost 7000 pound vehicle and still record at the same time? Huh? One wrong move and...
WHAM!!
Hank Brown:We're both crispy critters!!
(The Camera-Dude has a strange, but yet, curious look on his face. After an half hour of driving, the Camera-Dude pulls up to a two-story house, that can be no more than forty, maybe forty five years old.)
Hank Brown:Oh great!! Not another "spooky"...
(Hank uses his index and middle fingers, on both hands to indicate quotation to either show sarcasm or to intensify the word.)
Hank Brown: Let me guess, there`s suppose to be some kind of supernatural activity going on in the house. I'll even bet that the house is abandoned. It'll be dark and kinda spooky. We'll hear voices and stuff. There will be stuff floating all over the place. Then all of a sudden Ace Slaughter will pop up and I will have to change my shorts, because he just scared the holy crap out of me.
(The Camera-Dude cracks a smile and a chuckle, as he parks the WCF van. The Camera-Dude exits the van. Hank Brown sits there, with a confused look on his face.)
Hank Brown: Oh!! We're here?
(Hank scrambles from out of the van and tries to catch up with the Camera-Dude.)
Hank Brown: Dude, hold up. You`re much taller then me and have a much longer walking stride than I do.
(Hank scrambles from out of the van and tries to catch up with the Camera-Dude. Hank finally catches up with the Camera-Dude. Both are standing at the front door of the place they are supposed to be at.)
Hank Brown: What are we doing? Are we waiting for someone?
(Remember Hank does'nt know what this interview session is about. Only the Camera-Dude knows all the information. And he is not talking.)
Hank Brown: What are we doing?
(The Camera-Dude just rolls his eyes, then...)
WHAM!!
(The Camera-Dude kicks the door in.)
Hank Brown: What the hell?!?
(The Camera-Dude just smiles and walks into the house.)
Hank Brown: Whoa!! Whoa!! What are you doing? That`s breaking and entering!! I`m not entering this house!! NO WAY!! NO HOW!! Nothing is gonna make me enter this house!!
(The Camera-Dude just smiles and snaps his fingers and points to beside him.)
Hank Brown: NO!! I`m not breaking the law! Not for you!! Not for the company!! Not for anybody!!
(The Camera-Dude gives a stern look towards Hank Brown, snaps his fingers and points to beside him.)
Hank Brown: Okay, fine!!
(Hank scrambles towards the Camera-Dude. They continue to walk in the dark.)
Hank Brown: You ever noticed we are always doing these things, for Slaughter, always at night?
(The two continue to walk when there is a small sound, like a can being kicked. Hank jumps. The Camera-Dude snickers.)
Hank Brown:Don`t laugh!! Do not laugh at me!! Hey, I don`t laugh at you, when you get scared of Greenfever.
(The Camera-Dude doesn't smile, in fact he frowns and shivers.)
Hank Brown: He gives me the creeps too. Speaking of, where in the hell is Ace Slaughter?
(The two walks into what looks like a very dark living room, of the house. The house looks like it had not been lived in for months, maybe a year or two. That is because of the lack of dust that would of accumulated, if it had been years and years. Then IT happened.)
Ace Slaughter: Welcome boys.
Hank Brown: HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!! I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!! DAMN IT!!! I FRICKIN' KNEW IT!!! DAMN IT SLAUGHTER!! Why must you torment me...
(The Camera-Dude, with a complete look of horror, on his face, he pats himself on the chest.)
Hank Brown: I meant, why must you torment the Camera-Dude and I like that!! Poor guy! He looked like he just made a mess in his jeans.
(Slaughter laughs.)
Ace Slaughter: Aw-w-w too bad!! It looks like someone forgot to bring an extra pair of jeans with him. Too bad!!
Hank Brown(whispering to the Camera-Dude): Oh... Ace sounds like he is having one of his psychological black-out.
Ace Slaughter: Excuse me, Mr. Brown? Are you suggesting that I`m not who I say I am? Are you saying that I have split personalities?
(Slaughter scoots to the edge, of the couch. This time with a straight razor in one hand and small caliber pistol in the other hand.)
Ace Slaughter: Excuse me, Mr. Brown? Are you suggesting, that I`m crazy? Lost my marbles? Gone coo-coo?
Hank Brown: Um...
(Ace Slaughter stands up.)
Ace Slaughter: Are you... are you saying that I have lost my freaking ever-lovin' mind? HUH?!? HUH?!? ARE YOU?!?!
(Hank Brown says nothing. In fact, he looks like he`s about to scatter out of there. He has heard the rumors that Ace Slaughter might have split personalities and could snap any moment, The Camera-Dude is shaking the camera. Both Hank and the Camera-Dude are are looking at Slaughter, then back at each other, then back at Slaughter, with complete fear.)
Hank Brown: Um...
Ace Slaughter: SHUT UP!!!
(Slaughter's response echoes throughout the almost empty living room. The Camera-Dude almost drops the camera, as Hank thinks he has piddled himself.)
Ace Slaughter: What`s a matter boys? Are you scared?
(Both men stand motionless as well as speechless.)
Ace Slaughter: Are you scared?
Hank Brown: Um... yes?
Ace Slaughter: You should'n t be. You`re on Scare Tactics!
(By that time, a camera crew comes out laughing. Hank Brown turns to the Camera-Dude, who is also laughing.)
Hank Brown: Are you serious? This was all a big joke? A prank?
Ace Slaughter: No this is...
(Slaughter walks over to the Camera-Dude and grabs the Camera-Dude by the neck. Slaughter begins to slice the Camera-Dude`s throat. Scare Tactics camera crew and host look in fear, before they ran for their lives. Slaughter begins to laugh maniacally, as the Camera-Dude`s body begins to flop around like a chicken with it`s head cut off. Blood squirts everywhere. Hank Brown is sitting in a dark corner, of the room, hoping that Slaughter doesn`t see him.)
Hank Brown: OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE F*CK!! WHAT THE F*CK!! WHAT THE F*CK!!!
(By the time Hank was about to lose his mind, the Camera-Dude sits up. Hanks screeches out and the Camera-Dude, with fake skin hanging off his neck, walks over to Hank and extends his right hand to him. Slaughter is laughing hysterically, while rolling around on the floor. Hank looks at Camera-Dude then at Slaughter, then realizes this too was also a joke.)
Ace Slaughter: Are you okay Hank?
Hank Brown(with a real confused look on his face): You mean ALL this was a practical joke? All this was?
Ace Slaughter: The last part the Scare Tactics people did'nt know about it. But, yes!! This was a practical joke.
Hank Brown: You sons of a bitches!! You MOTHER F*CKERS!! I though I was about to be cut up in little pieces!! I WAS SCARED TO DEATH!! I hate you both!! Camera-Dude, you were in on it? The whole thing?! Were you not?!?
(The camera is shaken up and down, indicating an yes answer. Hank punches the Camera-Dude on the shoulder!!)
Hank Brown: BASTARD!!
Ace Slaughter: Camera-Dude, put that camera on me. I tell ya, what is not a joke. At Helloween, when I defend my Hardcore championship against Greenfever, Death, or Prince Jimmy Dean, I`m gonna be 110% serious when I beat the holy hell out of who ever wins the #1 contender`s match for MY Hardcore title in a triple treat match at Slam in Madison, Wisconsin. At Helloween, what I will give out is not gonna be sweets and candy!! It`s gonna be lots and lots of pain!! PAIN AND AGONY!! Because I am gonna do everything!! AND I MEAN EVERYTHING TO HANG ON MY HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!! So, get ready fellas!! By Helloween, I`m gonna be ready to destroy and annihilate whoever is gonna be the number one contender!! Because, if you like me or you hate, be ready to respect me, because at Helloween, I`m gonna continue to be the WCF HARDCORE CHAMPION and be the best thing going today!!!
(Ace Slaughter puts his hand over the camera`s lens.)
(Ace Slaughter is at an undisclosed location, but the Camera-dude just received a phone call from an unidentified person, stating where Ace Slaughter is located at. The Camera-dude gets into the driver`s side, of the WCF van, while Hank Brown gets into the van, through the passenger side. Both Camera-Dude and Hank Brown are buckled up and Hank Brown says...)
Hank Brown: I hope you know where you`re going, because I don`t have the foggiest idea, where we are going.
(The camera is shaken up and down, indicating an yes answer.)
Hank Brown: So you DO know we are going?
(The camera is shaken up and down, indicating an yes answer.)
Hank Brown: By the way, how ARE you recording this while you are driving?
(The Camera-Dude holds up the camera with his right hand and is driving with left hand.)
Hank Brown(sarcastically): I thought you needed two hands on the steering wheel for a safe drive. I guess we can forget about having your hands located at 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock, on the steering wheel... HUH?!?
(The Camera-Dude just rolls his eyes.)
Hank Brown: How can you possibly believe that you can handle an almost 7000 pound vehicle and still record at the same time? Huh? One wrong move and...
WHAM!!
Hank Brown:We're both crispy critters!!
(The Camera-Dude has a strange, but yet, curious look on his face. After an half hour of driving, the Camera-Dude pulls up to a two-story house, that can be no more than forty, maybe forty five years old.)
Hank Brown:Oh great!! Not another "spooky"...
(Hank uses his index and middle fingers, on both hands to indicate quotation to either show sarcasm or to intensify the word.)
Hank Brown: Let me guess, there`s suppose to be some kind of supernatural activity going on in the house. I'll even bet that the house is abandoned. It'll be dark and kinda spooky. We'll hear voices and stuff. There will be stuff floating all over the place. Then all of a sudden Ace Slaughter will pop up and I will have to change my shorts, because he just scared the holy crap out of me.
(The Camera-Dude cracks a smile and a chuckle, as he parks the WCF van. The Camera-Dude exits the van. Hank Brown sits there, with a confused look on his face.)
Hank Brown: Oh!! We're here?
(Hank scrambles from out of the van and tries to catch up with the Camera-Dude.)
Hank Brown: Dude, hold up. You`re much taller then me and have a much longer walking stride than I do.
(Hank scrambles from out of the van and tries to catch up with the Camera-Dude. Hank finally catches up with the Camera-Dude. Both are standing at the front door of the place they are supposed to be at.)
Hank Brown: What are we doing? Are we waiting for someone?
(Remember Hank does'nt know what this interview session is about. Only the Camera-Dude knows all the information. And he is not talking.)
Hank Brown: What are we doing?
(The Camera-Dude just rolls his eyes, then...)
WHAM!!
(The Camera-Dude kicks the door in.)
Hank Brown: What the hell?!?
(The Camera-Dude just smiles and walks into the house.)
Hank Brown: Whoa!! Whoa!! What are you doing? That`s breaking and entering!! I`m not entering this house!! NO WAY!! NO HOW!! Nothing is gonna make me enter this house!!
(The Camera-Dude just smiles and snaps his fingers and points to beside him.)
Hank Brown: NO!! I`m not breaking the law! Not for you!! Not for the company!! Not for anybody!!
(The Camera-Dude gives a stern look towards Hank Brown, snaps his fingers and points to beside him.)
Hank Brown: Okay, fine!!
(Hank scrambles towards the Camera-Dude. They continue to walk in the dark.)
Hank Brown: You ever noticed we are always doing these things, for Slaughter, always at night?
(The two continue to walk when there is a small sound, like a can being kicked. Hank jumps. The Camera-Dude snickers.)
Hank Brown:Don`t laugh!! Do not laugh at me!! Hey, I don`t laugh at you, when you get scared of Greenfever.
(The Camera-Dude doesn't smile, in fact he frowns and shivers.)
Hank Brown: He gives me the creeps too. Speaking of, where in the hell is Ace Slaughter?
(The two walks into what looks like a very dark living room, of the house. The house looks like it had not been lived in for months, maybe a year or two. That is because of the lack of dust that would of accumulated, if it had been years and years. Then IT happened.)
Ace Slaughter: Welcome boys.
Hank Brown: HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!! I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!! DAMN IT!!! I FRICKIN' KNEW IT!!! DAMN IT SLAUGHTER!! Why must you torment me...
(The Camera-Dude, with a complete look of horror, on his face, he pats himself on the chest.)
Hank Brown: I meant, why must you torment the Camera-Dude and I like that!! Poor guy! He looked like he just made a mess in his jeans.
(Slaughter laughs.)
Ace Slaughter: Aw-w-w too bad!! It looks like someone forgot to bring an extra pair of jeans with him. Too bad!!
Hank Brown(whispering to the Camera-Dude): Oh... Ace sounds like he is having one of his psychological black-out.
Ace Slaughter: Excuse me, Mr. Brown? Are you suggesting that I`m not who I say I am? Are you saying that I have split personalities?
(Slaughter scoots to the edge, of the couch. This time with a straight razor in one hand and small caliber pistol in the other hand.)
Ace Slaughter: Excuse me, Mr. Brown? Are you suggesting, that I`m crazy? Lost my marbles? Gone coo-coo?
Hank Brown: Um...
(Ace Slaughter stands up.)
Ace Slaughter: Are you... are you saying that I have lost my freaking ever-lovin' mind? HUH?!? HUH?!? ARE YOU?!?!
(Hank Brown says nothing. In fact, he looks like he`s about to scatter out of there. He has heard the rumors that Ace Slaughter might have split personalities and could snap any moment, The Camera-Dude is shaking the camera. Both Hank and the Camera-Dude are are looking at Slaughter, then back at each other, then back at Slaughter, with complete fear.)
Hank Brown: Um...
Ace Slaughter: SHUT UP!!!
(Slaughter's response echoes throughout the almost empty living room. The Camera-Dude almost drops the camera, as Hank thinks he has piddled himself.)
Ace Slaughter: What`s a matter boys? Are you scared?
(Both men stand motionless as well as speechless.)
Ace Slaughter: Are you scared?
Hank Brown: Um... yes?
Ace Slaughter: You should'n t be. You`re on Scare Tactics!
(By that time, a camera crew comes out laughing. Hank Brown turns to the Camera-Dude, who is also laughing.)
Hank Brown: Are you serious? This was all a big joke? A prank?
Ace Slaughter: No this is...
(Slaughter walks over to the Camera-Dude and grabs the Camera-Dude by the neck. Slaughter begins to slice the Camera-Dude`s throat. Scare Tactics camera crew and host look in fear, before they ran for their lives. Slaughter begins to laugh maniacally, as the Camera-Dude`s body begins to flop around like a chicken with it`s head cut off. Blood squirts everywhere. Hank Brown is sitting in a dark corner, of the room, hoping that Slaughter doesn`t see him.)
Hank Brown: OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE F*CK!! WHAT THE F*CK!! WHAT THE F*CK!!!
(By the time Hank was about to lose his mind, the Camera-Dude sits up. Hanks screeches out and the Camera-Dude, with fake skin hanging off his neck, walks over to Hank and extends his right hand to him. Slaughter is laughing hysterically, while rolling around on the floor. Hank looks at Camera-Dude then at Slaughter, then realizes this too was also a joke.)
Ace Slaughter: Are you okay Hank?
Hank Brown(with a real confused look on his face): You mean ALL this was a practical joke? All this was?
Ace Slaughter: The last part the Scare Tactics people did'nt know about it. But, yes!! This was a practical joke.
Hank Brown: You sons of a bitches!! You MOTHER F*CKERS!! I though I was about to be cut up in little pieces!! I WAS SCARED TO DEATH!! I hate you both!! Camera-Dude, you were in on it? The whole thing?! Were you not?!?
(The camera is shaken up and down, indicating an yes answer. Hank punches the Camera-Dude on the shoulder!!)
Hank Brown: BASTARD!!
Ace Slaughter: Camera-Dude, put that camera on me. I tell ya, what is not a joke. At Helloween, when I defend my Hardcore championship against Greenfever, Death, or Prince Jimmy Dean, I`m gonna be 110% serious when I beat the holy hell out of who ever wins the #1 contender`s match for MY Hardcore title in a triple treat match at Slam in Madison, Wisconsin. At Helloween, what I will give out is not gonna be sweets and candy!! It`s gonna be lots and lots of pain!! PAIN AND AGONY!! Because I am gonna do everything!! AND I MEAN EVERYTHING TO HANG ON MY HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!! So, get ready fellas!! By Helloween, I`m gonna be ready to destroy and annihilate whoever is gonna be the number one contender!! Because, if you like me or you hate, be ready to respect me, because at Helloween, I`m gonna continue to be the WCF HARDCORE CHAMPION and be the best thing going today!!!
(Ace Slaughter puts his hand over the camera`s lens.)
